jakizio42:
I got to woo one of my female friends sister believe me I don't understand her kind of person at all so i got her number after the chit-chat and all. i will chat her up on Whatsapp she will see it and take hours to reply i was like is she not the same girl i was chatting with because she responded well when we chatted on close call then i accepted the fact that maybe she didn't want it but the annoying part is why will she view my chat and won't reply so i brought up a story omo when she reply i block am b4 she block me. Ain't gat time for rejection pls.
Omo as e b so now ehnn if u lock up on me i go help u trowey key.

noziz:



Ur own no be even shyness na hyper shyness

kingmurainah:
Seems ya my twin brother �

Ensquare:
There's this girl each time she walked my street, I told myself I must call her . This happened for many times and I didn't have the boldness to call call her . It got to the point of placing a Course upon myself"if I don't call her next time make God punish me or thunder fire me" hmm. Yet still, here come the pretty angelic underage girl that has given me all the green light and signals but I couldn't still call her upon all the courses . I pray to God to remove those courses upon me sha.
One faithful day the BOMB!!;as she was coming, I didn't know who made that essssss sound. She just turned and approached me. Oboy see shivering and ghost pimples with sweat all over me.
Look The lines:
Her:did you call me?
Me:I said yes(but I ddnt)
Me:good day, how are you?
Her:I am fine
Me:please I just wanted to be your friend
Her: sorry I have boy friend
Me:you can just manage me na
Her: you don't love me, why do you say I should manage you with someone else.
Me:I will write you a letter tomorrow
Her:okay till then

To my surprise she gave me a peg right on my right cheek Hmmmm..I was like awww so sweet

majamajic:


It's normal for some teens, especially if u didn't grow up in a crowded environment.

HazardMan:

The guy blunder no be here

Iphran6:
I had no issue wooing ladies at any point in my life, that was the more reason I never took alcohol because when my friends started drinking their excuse was that it gave them boldness to woo ladies. I was raised by series of grown house help who exposed me to sex and female unclothedness as early as 5 years till I reached my adolescent age, this gave me natural boldness when it come to ladies because for me there was nothing new for I had seen much already....most of those house helps are now married with children and I still remember everything they did to me like it was yesterday

Only GOD delivered me from being a sex addict...GOD did touched my life

StChivalry:

I guess that drug allayed the chemical imbalance in your system that caused your wooing anxiety. In short, I guess it gave a rational increment to your testosterone levels thereby alleviating your fear of rejection.
What is the name of the drugs?
How did it play out with you and the fine girl u talked to after u took the drugs?
Did Bimpe's friend get jealous after your new found confident self?

boyjo:

Bimpe said I should ask you out??
Guy, na you carry the Champion's cup for this thread

boyjo:

Sorry o. I no even no wetin to talk sef.
Thank God for His mercies upon your life

BafanaBafana:

Truly you are a real niggar. Me I always start with perfumes, that discussion get plenty branches, if she mixes perfumes, why they prefer men perfumes to women's, then na me go educate her on how to know real or fake perfumes

HazardMan:

You own case hard o. She already said yes to you and then you ended it immidiately. I'm speechless

myles16:
Been laughing like mad, So lemme share mine

Back in my Sec school days, i went to an only boys school (King's College Lagos), so we were almost done with our Waec and Neco, my school and (Queen's College Yaba) got this connection, they act as our girls and we do socials together. So during my ss3 days when 2go started reigning we got hold of QC girl's 2go username and we added plenty girls, as a KC boy once i introduced myself everywhere becomes lit, so this girl added me and we started chatting and everywhere was good, we became so close and very close, it was 2 weeks to our prom night. I asked her out, before i asked out sef i almost died cause i was the most shyest guy on earth, she asked me why her?? i almost fainted again, i sha told her she was the only one i had and she agreed, damnnn i was so happy... collected money from popsy bought a nice suit with a nice shoe, she even posted on her 2go status "Prom date i can't feel my lips, looking forward to my first kiss"... I saw the post i pretended i never saw that, my friends started teasing me telling me i must finish her lips... fast forward to the D-day..

Me and my friends were all suited up, friend's popsy drove us to QC yaba where the prom was to take place, lost my I.V, was at the gate till 4:30, later entered sha, i saw her in her fresh gown on the high table with other girls and their prom dates, prefect were given special tables and she was one. All my guys were on normal tables with their dates except few of us that were shy, she was calling me heavily but i was ashamed to climb that stage cause it was heavily lit with flood light while my guys were on normal table with lowkey club light.. Haaaa!! she was expecting me to climb the stage, cold feet couldn't let me eat what the waiters were serving, some hours later it was dancing time she came was down from our supposed special dinner table all was still looking for me, i saw her but was dodging her, it was our first time meeting face to face....i was very scared of walking up to her and was looking frustrated, don't even know what to tell her, summoned courage and walked up to her sha and i said "Hi!! i am ismail, when you are ready to go home we would meet outside" and i left her... Even me myself was shocked with what i said. fast forward to 9pm when guys organized an after party in a club not far from E-center, i was sha outside we couldn't even talk sef, she was so disappointed and later took taxi home, she didn't even wait for the after party when my guys were being given hot lap dance...



the next day i apologised and she asked if i was Gay
i am still a shy guy tho but i know i can't mess up like that day... Days later i regretted why i didn't touch the full chicken with better fried rice and salad i was served on that day

Biodun1929:


Lol! Men! My brothers and cousins didn't let me rest for like a whole year after I told them the story.

Imoobot:
Back then in secondry school, i gram what i wanted to tell a girl i was admiring. The day i finally meet the girl face-to-face, i forgot everything. i come tell the gal, "Baby, your face looks very frequent, are you residential in this location?

GreaterDC:
Actually, this has really posed a problem to me, even till now as I am typing this. Being shy as always being a partner to me, I've tried several times to stop it but to no-avail. So during my year 2, There is this particular girl in a neighbouring department, as in, to me this girl is cute, so I decided to make a move in professing my feelings to her. I wanted to go physical to her, but the shyness no gree me, so I send it virtually, through facebook, even when typing my hands were shaking. After sending her that I love her, bla bla bla, she replied' 'when you're free tomorrow call me' omo, immediately I hear that one, I just kukuma tell her, she shouldn't worry again, I was actually joking, and deep within me I love that girl, na so i take miss that girl o, since then I'vnt made any move to woo any girl because of being shy.

Vyzz:



I put it to u that If u see her again



U no go fit toast her


During my 100level, first semester....

I had this roommate who her sister always visits and I was jokingly telling the guy that I like his sister... He and everybody knows it is a joke but the used this shit against me...


One night when this girl came to visit.. The told her how I have been eyeing her that I love her and call out her name why sleeping... I was just sitting in my bed smiling as the were telling her... I wanted to leave but I couldn't... Fear and shyness no grew me standa comot room... What if I misbehave why leaving.


I just had to sit their as the were all laughing at me... Including the girl.

I text my guy make em off light make I sneak out of the room

okafor200:
Oboy if dem dey talk about woman matter at teenagers age,
i tell una say na my own worst pass.

My own be say na to dey follow the girl for yansh till she reach her house gate,
naso i go stand there dey look as she go open the gate come close am enter inside,

i do this thing tire sotey i won die,
naso one day me and all my niggars for the hood just dey stroll around naso i sight this girl again,

oboy naso dem start to dey ginger me,
guy na your only hope be this o!
We go give you moral die!
Follow am sharp sharp guy!

Oboy i tell una say that day i really wear all this white niggars their wide baggy shirts,

just see as i dey shine like star that day,

oboy i tell una say upon all the morals my guys for my back dem give me that day,

oboy i tell una say the moral only make me waka fast fast pass the girl dey go front,

i tell una say i even first the girl pass their house gate like who serious dey go somewhere,

for my mind i dey hope say make she wave or greet me,
(am like na she suppose toast me)

oboy na like so i just mumu myself that day,

na now i been dey reason am,
how babe back then make also dey shy nahim go come call me toast me,

hahahaha
the thing funny sotey my guys dem won die,

which kind useless somebody be this one self?

Abi na the one way i finally jam her by mistake for where dem dey sell akara,

oboy i tell una say for the whole people make stand there they buy akara,

na me just busy stand there dey smile like fool,
even the people make i even first come the place,
dem still first me buy the akara still leave me dey go i still stand there dey smile like peacork!

Ahh that girl show me shege,
sotey uptill today i no for once tell this girl even Hi,

even Hi baba no just fit talk till when she comot from area,

chaiii this life self dey somehow,

that time we dey toast babe for the fun of it,

na who toast the highest number of babes for street that day nahim go be our oga throughout,

anywhere him dey go na there we self go pack ourselfs dey go,

i tell una say we dey even reach like 12 guys as a group for our everyday waka,

all we do then na to dey patrol up and down like fools dey find woman make we go toast,

the thing be say any girl make your heart throughly throughly love,

oboy i tell you say you no go ever for this life get mind to go talk to her,

abeg that was when i still dey small o,

but now we niggars dey even chop biscuit and pure water for road we no send who we don toast before for the street or not,

guyman don upgrade o!
Oboy i tell una say my own worst die

baba olowo

OneKinGuy:

So u want him to start playing bet9ja again

paulolee:
bk den wen i jus de start woman things...was as shy as a kid..they was a beautiful bea dt I was crushing on badly in my street and ot seems she do like me too but i jus lack the courage to approach her even with all the green lights and other colors of traffic ligths dt shes was showing me...i met and explain with my street gee shola and he told me to jus ask of her address and tell her i wana visit and we would av enough time and space to talk and i may get confidence because the streets eyes that am shy of seeing me wont see me....i remember finally asked her n she said i come on friday evening dt her dad would still be in work, her mum in church and we jus sit outside thier flat and talk, mind u back then we both dnt av phones because phones jus entered nigeria...on d said date, i had my bath, package well n was looking dope n even steal my dad perfume spray am join n wen i reached dt evenin by 5 as we planned, d flat looked dry n empty, i jus walked in and saw a man dt seems lyk d gateman repairing his touchlight himself, i greeted n he asked my mission n intold him, he said i sit down n called d gal outside to kum c her visitior...she came out n was looking somehow not happy and weied, asked her wats d problem n she didnt respond...not until I heard d supposed gateman sayin "youngman so what is the purpose u came to see my daughter??.....wud leave wat happened for anoda day because e no end well...

okafor200:
Oboy if dem dey talk about woman matter at teenagers age,
i tell una say na my own worst pass.

My own be say na to dey follow the girl for yansh till she reach her house gate,
naso i go stand there dey look as she go open the gate come close am enter inside,

i do this thing tire sotey i won die,
naso one day me and all my niggars for the hood just dey stroll around naso i sight this girl again,

oboy naso dem start to dey ginger me,
guy na your only hope be this o!
We go give you moral die!
Follow am sharp sharp guy!

Oboy i tell una say that day i really wear all this white niggars their wide baggy shirts,

just see as i dey shine like star that day,

oboy i tell una say upon all the morals my guys for my back dem give me that day,

oboy i tell una say the moral only make me waka fast fast pass the girl dey go front,

i tell una say i even first the girl pass their house gate like who serious dey go somewhere,

for my mind i dey hope say make she wave or greet me,
(am like na she suppose toast me)

oboy na like so i just mumu myself that day,

na now i been dey reason am,
how babe back then make also dey shy nahim go come call me toast me,

hahahaha
the thing funny sotey my guys dem won die,

which kind useless somebody be this one self?

Abi na the one way i finally jam her by mistake for where dem dey sell akara,

oboy i tell una say for the whole people make stand there they buy akara,

na me just busy stand there dey smile like fool,
even the people make i even first come the place,
dem still first me buy the akara still leave me dey go i still stand there dey smile like peacork!

Ahh that girl show me shege,
sotey uptill today i no for once tell this girl even Hi,

even Hi baba no just fit talk till when she comot from area,

chaiii this life self dey somehow,

that time we dey toast babe for the fun of it,

na who toast the highest number of babes for street that day nahim go be our oga throughout,

anywhere him dey go na there we self go pack ourselfs dey go,

i tell una say we dey even reach like 12 guys as a group for our everyday waka,

all we do then na to dey patrol up and down like fools dey find woman make we go toast,

the thing be say any girl make your heart throughly throughly love,

oboy i tell you say you no go ever for this life get mind to go talk to her,

abeg that was when i still dey small o,

but now we niggars dey even chop biscuit and pure water for road we no send who we don toast before for the street or not,

guyman don upgrade o!
Oboy i tell una say my own worst die

baba olowo

Biodun1929:


About the drug, I don't know the name. I was given like 4-5 drugs to take, so I don't know which one Exactly did the magic, and didn't bother to find out.

About the girl I approached on my class corridor, we became very good friends... nothing more, as I had my eye on someone else, and she was just like a test of my confidence.

About Bimpe's friend, yes, she noticed my new found confidence after a while, and just like a normal girl, she got jealous when she would see me with girls. I remember one incidence when I was reading with a girl at night and she come over to ask me a question, and she started stuttering. Lol. It was a funny incidence. But unfortunately, our old friendship never returned, and I never dated her...we would just talk every once in a while.

StChivalry:

You just missed out in making a life-saving, epoch-defining discovery! I wonder where your teenage curiosity went to, for u to have dissociated yourself from such grand epiphany. I guess such drugs contain some hormone-inducing agents.

That means nothing amorous took place between two of u. She only served the purpose of revving your confidence to get the main target.
Talk about a teenager with some negligible confidence having side chicks, lol.

Bimbe's friend actually did love u sincerely! But ur poor combination of high ego, and negligible confidence never allowed it to materialize.
Imagine her experiencing stuttering when talking to u. That should send d message of her undying love to the right quarters, but then again, ur ego downplayed the integral issue!