myles16:
Been laughing like mad, So lemme share mine

Back in my Sec school days, i went to an only boys school (King's College Lagos), so we were almost done with our Waec and Neco, my school and (Queen's College Yaba) got this connection, they act as our girls and we do socials together. So during my ss3 days when 2go started reigning we got hold of QC girl's 2go username and we added plenty girls, as a KC boy once i introduced myself everywhere becomes lit, so this girl added me and we started chatting and everywhere was good, we became so close and very close, it was 2 weeks to our prom night. I asked her out, before i asked out sef i almost died cause i was the most shyest guy on earth, she asked me why her?? i almost fainted again, i sha told her she was the only one i had and she agreed, damnnn i was so happy... collected money from popsy bought a nice suit with a nice shoe, she even posted on her 2go status "Prom date i can't feel my lips, looking forward to my first kiss"... I saw the post i pretended i never saw that, my friends started teasing me telling me i must finish her lips... fast forward to the D-day..

Me and my friends were all suited up, friend's popsy drove us to QC yaba where the prom was to take place, lost my I.V, was at the gate till 4:30, later entered sha, i saw her in her fresh gown on the high table with other girls and their prom dates, prefect were given special tables and she was one. All my guys were on normal tables with their dates except few of us that were shy, she was calling me heavily but i was ashamed to climb that stage cause it was heavily lit with flood light while my guys were on normal table with lowkey club light.. Haaaa!! she was expecting me to climb the stage, cold feet couldn't let me eat what the waiters were serving, some hours later it was dancing time she came was down from our supposed special dinner table all was still looking for me, i saw her but was dodging her, it was our first time meeting face to face....i was very scared of walking up to her and was looking frustrated, don't even know what to tell her, summoned courage and walked up to her sha and i said "Hi!! i am ismail, when you are ready to go home we would meet outside" and i left her... Even me myself was shocked with wh at i said. fast forward to 9pm when guys organized an after party in a club not far from E-center, i was sha outside we couldn't even talk sef, she was so disappointed and later took taxi home, she didn't even wait for the after party when my guys were being given hot lap dance...



the next day i apologised and she asked if i

as
Gay
i am still a shy guy tho but i know i can't mess up like that day... Days later i regretted why i didn't

touch the full chicken with better fried rice and salad i was served on that day

floret !!
which set ,,? me be 2001/2002 set

Collinsaik:
its more of a pyscological problem .

We utilized divergent words with a similar idea. psychology deals with the mind. The mind produces, and uses chemicals like hormones to undertake some psychological functions, and actions. So, low confidence or self-esteem that culminates or offshoots wooing anxiety as a psychological predicament underscores an offshoot of an underperforming mind or scant hormones.

Prinsola:
My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help

See my mirror

StChivalry:

We utilized divergent words with a similar idea. psychology deals with the mind. The mind produces, and uses chemicals like hormones to undertake some psychological functions, and actions. So, low confidence or self-esteem that culminates or offshoots wooing anxiety as a psychological predicament underscores an offshoot of an underperforming mind or scant hormones.

My brain don spark!

Depressedkidd:

Worse would've been as they off light you now fvck up and hit something and fell down inside the darkness. Eternal shame for be you lmaoo

Guy...

I dey thank God say he no off the light Make I sneak out because I know this my guy very well... He takes his instructions from my village people

Like we are from the same village so he is basically my village people with me in school not hiding behind a mirror or Juju stuff.. I dey see my village people and we dey talk.. Na so


Imagine he agreed and offed the light and as I was tip-toeing out of the room then my village people will tell him to on it...

I will just freeze with shame and the kind laughter niggas go tear me

StChivalry:

We utilized divergent words with a similar idea. psychology deals with the mind. The mind produces, and uses chemicals like hormones to undertake some psychological functions, and actions. So, low confidence or self-esteem that culminates or offshoots wooing anxiety as a psychological predicament underscores an offshoot of an underperforming mind or scant hormones.

What's all this Yama Yama .. you're not communicating

gbengaoyeladun:
I used to toast girl on daily basis just for fun

Ekun abijawara !!!!!!!!!!!

gbengaoyeladun:
I used to toast girl on daily basis just for fun

Ekun abijawara !!!!!!!!!!!

StChivalry:

We utilized divergent words with a similar idea. psychology deals with the mind. The mind produces, and uses chemicals like hormones to undertake some psychological functions, and actions. So, low confidence or self-esteem that culminates or offshoots wooing anxiety as a psychological predicament underscores an offshoot of an underperforming mind or scant hormones.

dis is what i call VOCABULARY,

Hehehehee

Kai all these fears just to have a conversation with a lady...they really can't do without the opposite sex lol

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Fouronetwo:


floret !!
which set ,,? me be 2001/2002 set

Floreat Bro!

I passed out 10 years after your set, 2012.

Biodun1929:


Floreat!

"the next day I apologized and she asked if I was gay "

Hahaha! I can totally relate. I was asked that question a couple of times back in the day. Lol. Shyness sha

Floreat Bro!!

Asin tho we're still friends Sha, she gave me green light, yellow light, red light and love light but I didn't know how to utilize it then and she later gave up on me.

So which set?? Mine was 2012

myles16:


Floreat Bro!!

Asin tho we're still friends Sha, she gave me green light, yellow light, red light and love light but I didn't know how to utilize it then and she later gave up on me.

So which set?? Mine was 2012

1998 set

boyjo:


Eyaah...she must have been so disappointed.
Sitting alone all by herself almost all day with her friends all aware.

Asin she even sat at the VIP table with my place empty, I could see her face mehn, she was fukin lonely...I pitied her even tho I was the one that put her in that situation with nothing I could do....
She wouldn't have bought the gown in the 1st place, she would have stayed home jeje...I stressed her

Biodun1929:


1998 set

Haaaaa!!! My Uncle good afternoon Sir!

Which house Sir?? Was in Harmans.

myles16:



Haaaaa!!! My Uncle good afternoon Sir!

Which house Sir?? Was in Harmans.

Lol!

Hyde Johnson

Biodun1929:


Lol!

Hyde Johnson

No Hyde J, no last

Kindly Follow back Sir

myles16:



No Hyde J, no last

Kindly Follow back Sir

Lol! It used to be No Panes, No Last in my era. McKee Wright used to always come first, then Hyde J, then Harmans. And Panes was always last.

i don't pray this happens to a shy nigga just like it did to me.after working on my confidence, rehearsing some pick up lines.

I have got this gal who usually comes to my dept to read after days' lectures.really good looking,seemed porshe .first day sighting her,i was struck.What a beauty!
told ma my close pal about her and knowing the type of guy I am. I appreciate fine girl miles away but won't dare approach em.
ma guy sha dey boost my morale to do the do buh this shyness won't leave me oo.
when I determined on taking action,telling her how much how attracted
I was to her...Omo,I'd just relapse.
I wanted to surprise myself one day.rehearsed some words that could get her attention.seated in a corner flipping thru her book, naso I carry myself go meet this babe.
me:hello,can I disturb you for a moment?
that my approach was a big mistake.I shouldn't have used that line as a startup.
naso de girl look me puzzlingly oo.
her:you say what?
I repeated my initial statement. Omo,naso de girl gimme all this kind attitude. talked to me as if I was a kiddo or smthng
sensed she was nt gonna hear me.I just walked out there in shame oo.
my confidence was damned bruised.e pain me o

I do see her on campus sha.

OneKinGuy:
Back in Js3, My guy got a girlfriend and his girlfriend get a girl she roll with. So my guy said I should go for that one. So I paid another guy ₦100 to secure the girl for me to talk to her. So after school close, as she was packing up, I walk to her sit and ask how she is
She said fine. I come Mumu say can you be more than a friend. Na so the girl look me for eyes say no. Since then, haven't toasted anyone.

You secured her with what??
And you had the guts to ask her “if she can be more than a friend “

Biodun1929:


Lol! It used to be No Panes, No Last in my era. McKee Wright used to always come first, then Hyde J, then Harmans. And Panes was always last.

Was just being sarcastic, actually it has always been like that, even my ss1-3 was like that

Biodun1929:


Yes. You're so correct. I'm wiser/older now and I understand better.

Why don't u write a story however abridged its length might be?
You will gain much from such well-informed chronicle!
It might also be the needed fillip needed(apposite) for the emancipation of the Lilly-livered individuals.
See, it's win-win!

dumininu01:
Approaching her no b issue ... Wetin guys dey fear na embarrassment or rejection... The worst reply she will give u is NO!!!... If you do it with 2 or 3 girls u will start building your confidence to approach different ladies... Luckily there are some ladies who can hold conversations well..You go just dey flow with am... No big deal

How about those who don't know what to say?

Any help

Prinsola:
My Shyness won't even let me walk up to a girl talk less of toasting her. I'm 26+ now and I'm still battling with that. My life is even becoming boring day by day.

I'm seriously regretting it but wetin I go do when there's no one to help

Nwanne chuba ego, e chuta ya uma nwaayi go begin dey toast you.

roybanjo100:
very funny scene, i ask my friend to help me talk to her, i was standing few steps away from them, na so her head enter gear 4, con ask me to come n talk myself, she send my friend away, suddenly every where became black, i was sweating, my legs was vibrating, she was staring straight into my eyes, remain small for me to just start crying, i was looking on the floor shaking, i just told her, "i dont know what to say" she smiles and said we will see on monday....It was on friday, after she left, i was so happy and then was crying inside for fuvking up, our love story was so sweet after until i grew wings and broke her heart

so sad, heart breaker!

Parrot69:

You secured her with what??
And you had the guts to ask her “if she can be more than a friend “

Lol

boyjo:

Why this thing come be like fiction for my eye??

Azin ehn me sef i neva see. She tok say she get boyfriend she still con kiss am abi me no read am well
Nna but who am i to judge who am i�

boyjo:

Why this thing come be like fiction for my eye??

Azin ehn me sef i neva see. She tok say she get boyfriend she still con kiss am abi me no read am well
Nna but who am i to judge who am i

Whenever I tell my guys I hardly toast girls they find it difficult to believe me and I wonder why. I can't remember the last girl I toasted for years now and I straff almost on daily basis.....I don't know if am just lucky with women, if am interested in any girl what I do is to make her a platonic friend. Maybe because of my innocent looks/caring nature they fall for me and the rest is history.



It has always been this way for years now, I don't toast.

StChivalry:

Why don't u write a story however abridged its length might be?
You will gain much from such well-informed chronicle!
It might also be the needed fillip needed(apposite) for the emancipation of the Lilly-livered individuals.
See, it's win-win!

Lol @ 'lilly-livered.'

By the way, I already wrote my story. Diary of a Shy College Kid. It is in the Literature section, but not under this my moniker. I have another account dedicated to my stories (Kayo80). You can check it out if you are interested.

Biodun1929:
I have so many. Damn! I was so shy back in the day and thought that was how I will be forever.

Imagine, I was on my own jejely in year one, reading my book and minding my business. Although I had a girl I used to talk to, but just as a friend. Then one day, the girl's friend came to meet me and asked why I haven't asked the girl out. What?? I said. And the girl said her friend likes me that I should ask her out after classes.

That's how my heart started beating. Lol. Girl that I normally talk to on a regular was now making my leg shake, and making me sweat like Christmas goat. The girl even asked me what was wrong with me. Lol. That's how I opened my mouth and said with shaky voice, 'bimpe said I should ask you out.' Worst day of my life. Lol! The girl started avoiding me after that incidence.

Before then, I wasn't good with toasting girls, but after that, I had a crazy phobia and never approached a girl again. Till one day, I had shoulder pain cos I used to carry a lot of books in my bag...I went to see the doctor, and he gave me some drugs to use. Men! I don't know if cocaine was part of the drugs, but my confidence on that day was on another level. I was standing on my corridor in our department when one fine girl I could have never opened my mouth to talk to passed by and I just said, hey come here. And the girl answered me. I was shocked. I started talking to her, flowing, and the girl was smiling and flowing with me. I was like, WTF, so it is this easy? From that day, things started changing small small.

But guy year one for crying out loud what where you thinking even my bro in js2 can't do that