I vomitted fufu

If I start my school senate go summon me.

ukaface:
Lmao....This event is funny, not embarrassing

That because you weren't me with all my reputation and good looks.

I usually keep a low profile and try as much to avoid embarrassment. Well the day they flog everybody outside in my class because of one man's action. It was a Jehovah's witness man that insist that the boys be punished if we can't provide the one that hissed at the assembly line. Funny enough it was also a Jehovah witness boy that did it.

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

Madam what's embarrassing for you to vomit fufu, my OG go to class with cooler filled with Egusi and Fufu. he devour the combo in class.

Every week this stuff makes FP. Aren't you guys tired

chatinent:

That because you weren't me with all my reputation and good looks.

make we see the good look. I wantu check something.

Mine was in Secondary school..i was in ss1 then..
That i fourth fight i guy in my class , so while fighting d guy mistakeling remove my belt from my trousers ..while i was not on inner boxers...
Omo na so guy almost naked me oooo...na so i con dey beg d guy ...abeg abeg abeg abeg abeg for in class from wey girls dey.............no event no history

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

Kinda story of my life.

Told my friends in primary school I had tea and bread for breakfast. Along the line in class, I started feeling unwell and before you could know it, I was vomiting undigested elongated garri with the okra soup I had that morning .

Them laff me ehn

The first day I answered a question wrongly.

There's something about first times!

I found this interesting, check it out


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jyg49SAaKCM

Leokinghenry12:
I was asked by my Physics teacher to solve some equation on the board. Hey!, class captain come and solve this. I was not scared of the equation cos I can solve that but I was scared of turning my back to the class cos my trouser had two face hole. I normally use sweater to cover the holes to avoid embarrassment but that day as I was coming out na so Yusuf my paddy untie d tin from my back.
I stood there, I cant turn back neither can I turn down d teacher. E just b like say make ground open make I enter. The whole class burst out in laughter, many were even pointing to my trouser.
I finally summon d courage to face d board thanks to d teacher for motivation words then. But d shame ehn, God.

So I came to class loaded with 500mg of tramadol, during the lecture i had my earphones on and was writing at the same time,the lecturer noticed me and asked me to stand up,I was high and not paying attention I didn't answer him, he asked like 10times and the whole class were looking at me for more than 10minutes without me noticing. After some time a friend of mine came from the back to call my attention to what was going on.i stood up and walked to the lecturer,the lecturer looked at my face and was immediately alerted to the fact that I'm high,he just said GO HOME AND SLEEP IT OFF. I packed my bag and exit the class escorted with laughter from the lecturer and my classmates.
Since that day my classmates began to call me ESCOBAR

Was in class 1 certain evening(gns class) every 1 of us wer wit our handout wen d lecturer said we should circle a part in d note, d guy beside me was doinp rubbish so i strtd laffing at d boy, dat was wen d leturer pointed at me and said i shuld stand up he askd me y i was laffing i said ntin, he den said i shuld walk out of his class



my mate later told me dat he said i was laffing at a wrong spoken english he said

Ishilove:
I vomitted fufu

I can relate

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

I can relate. After you borrowed confidence, everything turned downside up.

I no read for test
I dei copy ansa from one girl
I never knew the lecture don dei notice me for school
Next tin I hear... Big boy u won't sit down one place n read u will dress up n b parading now u don't know what to write.
Shame cover me!
But na life we all had sh*tty freshman year

Mine was in primary 3 or 4 i think, when my parent could not pay school fees, my teacher called my name in class, then he flogged me, in front of the class, and i urinated, all the class saw it.
I was so embarrassed, lol

Hehehe

Igwe355:
Which other embarrassment is more than the constant hunger, however, that part where OP said his shoes were making noise kon-kon really cracked me up.
I can imagine the embarrassment inside suit!

This thing do you too? Hunger made me lick abi drink mayonnaise finish.

Hmm.
I've got like 4 experiences. . Lemme nor stress myself. I'll drop the least embarrassing.

So I had a class to attend(a joint departmental lecture). Got to the class saw a free seat. As I was placing my butt, one gal just placed a bag there. She said someone was sitting there. I asked where is the person, she said the person is coming. I knew it as a lie. So I angrily flung the bag her and sat(yeah, I'm that proud). She was shocked and angry. Few minutes later her friend whom she saved the seat for came. They were just ranting, forming American and British accent, I no answer. The drama was just hot. I just told them they could go to the lagoon and jump in it and drown. People were shocked. I mean, the girls were hot.

2 weeks later.

I went to see my lecturer. I saw these same girls sitting on chairs at the top of the stairs. I Ignored them with pride(after all, I had shown them I wasn't a push over). As I was moving down the stairs, I don't know what I thinking. I slipped from the top of the stairs and slid to the bottom. My 2 legs were split and I was in a physical awkward position. I looked up the stairs. Omo, the girls were on the floor laughing to death.

Some people around saw me too. Some sympathetic, some laughing. I don't know if was the way I slipped and slid down the stairs or the way my legs were set awkwardly.
My other 3 experiences happen that same semester. That was my worst semester, even academically.

Igwe355:
Which other embarrassment is more than the constant hunger, however, that part where OP said his shoes were making noise kon-kon really cracked me up.
I can imagine the embarrassment inside suit!

This thing do you too? Hunger made me lick abi drink mayonnaise finish. I vomit that day tire.

Each time I go in search of water early mornings and carry the bucket on top my head and pass my crush hostel

Hmmm. That was the day I thief 4 packs of indomie in one run girl's room.. in nd1 , we follow dey same compound.. my padlock key can also open her own.. hunger don wire me that day sotey I dey ready to face the consequence.. the girl no dey sleep at home.. so the next day she came with her friends to her room( they wanted to change their cloth and go back to wherever they are coming from ).. naso she discover say her indomie and some other ingredients don disappear.. she shout give me that day I just dey beg her make she no loud the matter and that day my crush find me come, naso she came to find out what's happening.......... you know the rest

Each n evevry one of us has a story to tell

Rgade:
OP na too much adrenaline made you run like that even when no one was chasing you
The thing go confuse and disorient you ehh, you go do things wey go shock you.
Anyway mine was getting walked out of a class by a lecturer who I think had inferiority complex, cause I was putting on a faze cap.

happens a lot

adewumiopeyemi:
mine was when i was given two week suspension in school for jumping the school fense to drink and flex in a club

Kc??

SS 2 in a chemistry class period, periodic table presentation and there I was right in from of the class explaining the group 7 elements with an erection.. Apparently I was looking at my class crush all along as I was about presenting, smiling at me.. Everyone noticed, my teacher had to ask what is that, then I replied "Sir I don't know o".
Avoided school for 2 straight days..

Rgade:
OP na too much adrenaline made you run like that even when no one was chasing you
The thing go confuse and disorient you ehh, you go do things wey go shock you.
Anyway mine was getting walked out of a class by a lecturer who I think had inferiority complex, cause I was putting on a faze cap.

na ajebo school u go im sure, how can that be your most embarrassing moment