TheManOfTheYear:
Even inside your school you can be kidnapped. You don't know nothing Jon Snow

Its a private University

chatinent:

No, I'm a Witness.

Paul so despite my advise you didn't change. Corona will soon be over. You never thought in your widest dreams I can be here right. Well thunders do strike twice

Annie001:

Its a private University

It doesn't still mean, you can be kidnapped anywhere. Only God saves

the day I was called to lead morning prayers at the assembly, dats my worse day at school
totally panic and started shaking can remember does eye balls looking at me damn!

Akpuruakpumbem! bem!!

Gabbyodogwu:
Was in j.s.s.2 i pupu on my pant

what did you ate that day that made pupu on ur dross.

the day I was paraded in class shirtless like a criminal all because our formteacher mandated us to come to school with cassava stems and I and my classmates living far away from school couldn't Carry stems to school so we went to another teacher's farm within the school and collected the stems unfortunately we were caught and I being a fast guy ran away and was latter traced to the class my shirt and new sandals confiscated and I was paraded class by class shirtless and sandaless.it was such a shameful thing to remember.i was in JSS2 then in abakaliki gtc

None

Annie001:
The day I thought a car stopped for me inside school and as I was about entering and the man just said in Yoruba hope no prob
I just had to apologise shamefully

Lol.....

"Se ko si?"
Abi na "Se ko le o?"

Ishilove:
Beg pardin?

Let's start this way so you'll understand. Shebi omo iya niyen?

ednut1:
Why should i remember school days My mind is occupied with bills to pay

Sir, try dey Enjoy, Problem no dey Finish

As a fresher then, was going for night class with my friend, we first went to my faculty and the hall was full. so, my friend said we should go to pharmacy dept...... as we're approaching Bello hostel which was direct opposite pharmacy dept, they were group of guys in front of us, we walked passed them cos we were in a hurry, didn't even see the big gutter that was very close to me, as I took my next step naso I find myself inside the gutter, my friend tried to pull me out but she couldn't, those guys laughed and yab me eeeh before they came to my rescue .....felt so embarrassed, the school lights were on and was injured...... that was my worse day in school........

Make I no talk

Shahensha:
Mine was in jss1, at Government college Umuahia, We had this female maths teacher that was so mean and harsh on the jss1 students, so one day, we were having a combined maths class and that mean maths teacher was handling the combined class, i was about to enter the class an i sighted her from the window and i whispered "This wicked woman again". It was only God in heaven that knew how the woman heard it and asked me to come in to the class. She gave me a thunderous slap and asked me to kneel down and face the whole class till she finished that my matter will be settled in the staff room. i knelt down and faced the class like she asked. when she was through and asked me to come with her to the staff room, luckily my form teacher
saw me and pleaded on my behalf after which i apologized to hear and was asked to leave. I was now code named "the boy that was given a hot slap".






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It was during Anat 311 exams, the hall was packed full cos they combined 2 departments. The dean, Hods of the two departments and several lecturers were in the hall supervising.
The dean ordered the lecturers to search the students for mobile phones.
When it got to my turn, the lecturer noticed a bulge in my trousers and asked me what it was and I said it was my wallet.
Omo na so this man demand for the wallet and I willing gave it to him, rifling through the wallet he saw one trojan condom that I left in the wallet. He asked me what it was and I was like “see this medical doctor way Dey ask me wetin be condom oo”. I boldly replied that it was a condom, he yelled to the dean that I had the guts to come to an important exam with a condom. The whole hall turned and started staring, the dean told me to come forward to the front of the hall and I bounced boldly over.
He asked whether I had a pu$$i appointment after the exams or whether I was coming from one and I said no. He complained about how spoilt our generation was while I stood at the front of the hall in front of almost 2000 eyes.
He seized my wallet and told me to go back to my seat. I jejely bounce back, after exams I still go him office collect my wallet with my condom join.

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

Don't be shy na it's an achievement

MacWin155:
My most embarrassing day was when my girlfriend's picture was seen as the wallpaper on my best friend's phone. Our Economics teacher, who liked her and knew of our relationship,seized the boys phone and called her,me and my best friend to the staff room,where other teachers were. He asked her who she was dating,and she didn't say anything,maybe due to shyness. He showed her the pics and she smiled shyly. He asked her to chose between my best friend and I. And gave her some minutes to do so. In the presence of my friends,her friends,my best friend's friends,and teachers. She chose my best friend... I couldn't get over the shame even after I left high school.. It was a month to our SSCE..

She later explained that she chosing him was the only way to make the teacher release his phone.

Big lie.

When my junior told me "Senior, you bum bum is too big." I finished him with slaps and belt.

It's because I joke with them too much.

Neville660:
When my junior told me "Senior, you bum bum is too big." I finished him with slaps and belt.

It's because I joke with them too much.

Why you too dey carry big bum bum upandan, can't you reduce it before you go to school...a man is a man whether a small boy or a guy, he saw the thing and couldn't keep it to himself

Mine was in my first year at the university. A lecturer told us to read a particular topic - common law & equity cos he'd be asking questions on it in the next class. That was how I read it and even formed different definitions on my own. The day came o and the lecturer started by asking the meaning of common law and equity. I was sha waiting for the man to ask me too and I maintained eye contact with him twice. That was how the man called me too and asked a different question entirely. I wanted the ground to swallow me up that day. Come and see shame, I asked those around me before standing up but no one knew the answer. I was so so embarrassed that day but I learnt two things, I never forgot the answer to the question he asked me and I learnt never to maintain eye contact with any lecturer. It wasn't funny that day. As in I wanted to cry. I felt like a dunce. Lol.

The second one was in my final year in secondary school. That was how my dad decided to use one old car to drop me in school. The fact that the car was old wasn't the problem. The problem was that my dad had to connect wires from the bonnet and placed the battery in front seat right where I was sitting. I still don't know why he had to connect wires from the bonnet into the car. That day I was sha praying not to be seen by any of my mates but as God would have it, there was fee drive that day and all students were in front of the gate, waiting to be checked in. As a result of that, I wasn't only seen by my classmates but the entire students as well. I just bone face join queue that day.

Omo it was really embarrassing, it was in 200 or 300L I think, better shit catch me in side school, and the nonsense school then no get lavatories. I get like 10 minutes to drop that shit if not I go drop for body, as I dey hurry enter house the time reduce to less than 5minutes and Na for school gate, I start dey walk like person Wei get stroke, tight my a$$. naso I rush enter one house close to school, as I dey enter the house, I asked abeg where dem toilet dey(Na pit toilet, wetin I hate but I no get choice), as I enter I dey comot trouser the shit drop off o stain my boxers short sef. As I finish comot I come tell dem make dem no vex i no greet dem well, Na laff dey start dey laff, dem sha understood my situation.

chatinent:

Let's start this way so you'll understand. Shebi omo iya niyen?

By 'omo iya', you mean Yoruba?

Ishilove:
By 'omo iya', you mean Yoruba?

Yeap.

chioma8:
As a fresher then, was going for night class with my friend, we first went to my faculty and the hall was full. so, my friend said we should go to pharmacy dept...... as we're approaching Bello hostel which was direct opposite pharmacy dept, they were group of guys in front of us, we walked passed them cos we were in a hurry, didn't even see the big gutter that was very close to me, as I took my next step naso I find myself inside the gutter, my friend tried to pull me out but she couldn't, those guys laughed and yab me eeeh before they came to my rescue .....felt so embarrassed, the school lights were on and was injured...... that was my worse day in school........

Even your friends were laughing at you discreetly unknown to you, believe you me. Mehn, it's not a kind of laugh you can control.

chatinent:

Yeap.

No I ain't

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

I think you've posted this on NL before but you know, being a virgin at 25 isn't a bad thing. Don't feel less

Ishilove:
No I ain't

So, which are you 'cos I'm of the opinion you are not Igbo.

Ishilove:

No I ain't

Tell him you are a strong starch and banga gobbling urhobo woman.

Omoluabi16:
Tell him you are a strong starch and banga gobbling urhobo woman.

Chatinent

My fav is Fufu though

Ishilove:
Chatinent
My fav is Fufu though

I guess a wrong mention?

chatinent:

I guess a wrong mention?

Nope.

JBoss25:
Lol you don suffer

I was so ashamed.

joviegghead:
Hmm.
I've got like 4 experiences. . Lemme nor stress myself. I'll drop the least embarrassing.

So I had a class to attend(a joint departmental lecture). Got to the class saw a free seat. As I was placing my butt, one gal just placed a bag there. She said someone was sitting there. I asked where is the person, she said the person is coming. I knew it as a lie. So I angrily flung the bag her and sat(yeah, I'm that proud). She was shocked and angry. Few minutes later her friend whom she saved the seat for came. They were just ranting, forming American and British accent, I no answer. The drama was just hot. I just told them they could go to the lagoon and jump in it and drown. People were shocked. I mean, the girls were hot.

2 weeks later.

I went to see my lecturer. I saw these same girls sitting on chairs at the top of the stairs. I Ignored them with pride(after all, I had shown them I wasn't a push over). As I was moving down the stairs, I don't know what I thinking. I slipped from the top of the stairs and slid to the bottom. My 2 legs were split and I was in a physical awkward position. I looked up the stairs. Omo, the girls were on the floor laughing to death.

Some people around saw me too. Some sympathetic, some laughing. I don't know if was the way I slipped and slid down the stairs or the way my legs were set awkwardly.
My other 3 experiences happen that same semester. That was my worst semester, even academically.

those girls wey u offend no be ordinary girls. Them treat ur Bleep up with their powers