She no get sense. She would think she is doing the guy not knowing that she is doing herself. Insurance will replace the car but they will have her blacklisted. Even if she escapes jail sentence, her life if completely ruined forever because of these singular action.

Almost everything abroad (US) is tied down to insurance. With history of arson, no insurance company would ever want to cover her. Now she can't even drive a car anymore because of lack of insurance. She can't buy a house because of too expensive insurance. She can't even rent a house of the same reason. She would be lucky if she ever gets a job.

This is how depression sets in and before you know it, she becomes homeless and penniless.

We break them everyday no time to keep one

Keepem:
if she was my ex, I'll make sure she burns together with the car. I hate nonsense.

That would be extreme on your part, but it's best to avoid getting entangled with people like that.

HantaVirus:
She slept with my cousin who's a Super-flirt

Shawty was so pained I broke up with her... She knew I had good bedmatics skills and I had a great heart too... She had the guts to seduce and fvck my cousin( might be jazz though my cousin is a flirt)

She slept with my cousin,

I slept with four of her friends ❤

Whether she sleep with your cousin o, you sleep with her whole family o, laslas na unaself una dey do.
Na her body you go take carry disease, abi na your own she go take carry am? Make una carry go you hear?

She smashed my phone, and bought me a new one the following week

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.


ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Funny �

adisabarber:


She killed me

Thank God u did not die

Badonasty:


Till today one of my ex never forgive me coz of this

No. She never forgave herself for dating a coward.
People like you are not worth any emotional investment.

She was so pained after I told her I can't continue with the relationship that I have found someone else. That night she started sending me several messages insulting me, I read all the sh!ts but kept my cool. Maybe she was expecting me to exchange banters with her but I didn't do that........She waited all through the night but didn't receive any message nor call from me and the next morning she started disturbing me with messages of apology.

mariahAngel:


Whether she sleep with your cousin o, you sleep with her whole family o, laslas na unaself una dey do.
Na her body you go take carry disease, abi na your own she go take carry am? Make una continue you hear?

Hypocrite

Someone7:
She ran away with my 30k. And I was jobless and at the 'brokest' point in my life

Broh, brokeass like you sef dey breakup? Na wah o!

One stupid girl I met just few weeks ago. After first round of sex I wasn't comfortable so I told her I wasn't interested in the relationship. She scratched my car with stone the next morning and made it look like a taxi. Car weh I just buy.

I so much miss my former ex. Some girls no just get brain at all.

luscioustrish:



that was years ago, don't gum her please

Okay ooooo...whenever you are ready shaaa...I know it takes a lot of courage to do person strong thing..

InfernoNig:


Na trouble you find. U really get luck

He slapped her FIRST! How is her retaliation looking for trouble?

HantaVirus:

Ashewo boy!

Sleeping with the whole neighborhood because his trifling ass was played!

The he-goat came back to me after some months and was indirectly asking for after-break-up sex with the excuse that he wanted us back. Omo! I kicked his ass outta ma house.
I hate what I don't like mbok!!

symplyrachel:
He slapped me and i spat on him.


ThankGod for his brother, i for collect beating that day

Next time if a guy slaps you, go straight for his balls.

Its fair game!

Non has ever tried shit with me... Except one time in my final year at the University

mariahAngel:


Ashewo boy!

Sleeping with the whole neighborhood because his trifling ass was played!

I'll sleep with you if you squeaky clean and give good head

Threads like this one dey sweet die!

This is what happens when u date stupid gals. U can imagine she almost killed her self in the process. The idiot didn’t know how explosive petrol was and put her whole arm through the window just to light it up instead of throwing the match in.

A very big idiot of a gal I must confess.

HantaVirus:


I'll sleep with you if you squeaky clean and give good head

Bro, I'm sacred! Pure!
Ezenwanyi di ka m! I choro inwu?
You wan die?

mariahAngel:


Broh, brokeass like you sef dey breakup? Na wah o!

My 'broke' rich pass your 'hammer'. Find your level bro

mariahAngel:


No. She never forgave herself for dating a coward.
People like you are not worth any emotional investment.

This one that you’re taking it personal....sorry oo

She called 9 of her female frends and dey took turns excluding her for 9days straight d most funniest breakup eva

mariahAngel:


Bro, I'm sacred! Pure!
Ezenwanyi di ka m! I choro inwu?
You wan die?

Pure shit.

If you down, holla at me... I take good care of you ❤

P. S : I give good head too

Someone7:


My 'broke' rich pass your 'hammer'. Find your level bro

I hear you...nairaland Bezos

mariahAngel:


I hear you...nairaland Bezos

Bye troll

Badonasty:


This one that you’re taking it personal....sorry oo

No. I'm just helping you with the truth so that you'd stop being delusional.
Females are not that stupid...at least most of 'em

Mine was kinda off like a blessing what she did was unbelievable, she bought a house for me and left and since then i have never set my eyes on her.

donstan18:
I don't do breakups! To me, it looks more like declaring someone your enemy, judging with how we see exes in our society.

Simple! Without any quarrel, arguments or fight, i'll just part way whenever I want for a reason best known to me, it'll be done even without your permission.

So you'll be confused enough to tell if it's a full breakup or just me maintaining my space!!

This is applicable to both friends and flings.

The female version of me.