extol1:

why are you so inclusive inquisitive to know, for your information it can't pass to fvck each other

legba1:
I met my match in a local dog on Salah day.... My nephew sees me as a hero. He beliefs I can confront anything and true I no dey fear. So Salah day, I ask him to come with me to a friend's place. The extended famz do come around annually for Salah celebration. On getting there, the stupid dog barked from I side the flowers by the wall. It then came out and was like holding unto my jeans. I pulled off from it and picked race, that was my error. This guy followed me all the way home... I have not passed that lane since then

dukeprince50:
Well my most embarrassing moment came today.
Few weeks ago I had some few things(hope u understand) with a girl in my church, it got public and I denied having any affair with her, I was asked like 20times, I denied all even my Dad and pastor asked but today she opened up and told people. Jesus, right now I felt like committing suicide.

Its not like I am not matured enough to do it, I just felt embarrassed since I have been hiding it.

Gerrard59:


Then this. Why not marry her because she's not a virgin but marry because she's one?



So because he had sex with her, he should marry her? What sort of reasoning is that? Assuming you have had sex with three different ladies, did you marry them eventually?

No wonder you people perpetuate poverty in the country with the ridiculous sort of reasoning I read daily.

Nairalandmonika:

Christian people, always thinking the worst and na church girls dey do abortion pass, how many of them dey die.

Mandela27:
I snubbed a very pretty girl on my way to church yesterday on a busy road and very many people saw it.
I felt embarrassed for her even though i did it on purpose
I know she will never forget the whole scene,because I scattered her ego,useless her beauty and destabilized her brain

paulolee:
1.. i invited a church member jus last month and was having a nice time with her after church when my mum gave me a surprised visit, she jus open my door without knocking and saw bea ontop riding me, me and bea was shocked and looked with surprise and my mum jus close d door and went back home,
was surprised wen bea said we should continue but my stick don already drop due to the shock, watin pain me be say mum for just try delay for like 2mins because i was jus about to cum b4 she burst us....mum still never pick my call till now.
2..i de toast one fine bea after church b4 lockdown and she was jus smiling without saying a word not until we got closer to the church gate and i saw a white range stopped for her to get in, and the useless bross jus came out and said "instead of you to serious wait and pray after church service make your life get head, na woman wey big pass you naim you come church dey pursue"....... shame wan kill me dt day..

skedy1:

Lol
This country no balance

mrkings84:


Yes you are the Lord, the most high
Yes you the Lord, the most high.....

illicit:
u Bleep church member
u lied to pastor n church members
u lied to ur parents
and u go see me for street dey preach to me
u deserve flogging

Mandela27:
It's good to make them taste that feeling sometimes too.

Women are overrated and most men have unknowingly lost their manly pride!

Excuses:


Classical fabricated lie...deviated from the intended post..simply because people had u figured out..

What's big about snubbing a church member,even its on purpose..i mean, we great people daily they don't reply and we move..

dukeprince50:
children deh this thread, u we're suppose to understand I meant the "F" word.
To those asking how old am i?
Ya it was my fault i hid it in the first place