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Heistman:
Years back a friend of mine took off his pant after he don jonze finish...we were too embarrassed to go carry am..we waited till the bouncer threw him into the street,so we went to block him and took him home before he entered market

lolz. No man can undo what shayo will cause.

Blackmoran:
am one of those people you talking about, am a introverted person so me dancing publicly is against my policy. My main ambition going to a club is to hunt and get a prey and get laid overnight... Who dancing wan help...

Believe..... him no know

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Me nor dey go club again...... club matter don too fuckkk me up.....not to talk of drinking and driving... drinking and driving don single handedly put me in many trouble.....the last one when i do i scatter person keke napep after i don high....I pay for the keke napep...new one
The owner nor green make i repair am..he say na new one...na that time i take realize say keke napep dey cost

Now adays i dey drink and club for house to avoid trouble

I dey buy all my alcohol for my small bar for house

Abeg just help me with that American Honey e don stay

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Texman21:
I think i am one of the most terrible dancers alive

same here �

Can we talk?

Pweetyccee:
Hey Handsome

Emperor4tune:
dont go clubing alone,at least 2 or more friends as 1 could end up being a saviour to the rest,club life generally is risky & unsafe

Tell me abeg. I have always wanted to club in Lagos and Abuja

tales plenty...make we no cast each other

Homeboiy:
Your story was sweet until you messed it up with some quotations during the conclusion part.

and whats wrong with Bible quotation, abi you be witch

The first time that I went tot he club after it was legal for me to I did not know my way around. I went to the bartender and asked for a drink that was not even in the bar. The guy laughed so hard that had it not been for the music playing in the background then the people would have noticed.

During my younger days went to all manner of clubs from Strip clubs to clubs where they perform sex acts or even normal clubs and to me I found all of them boring, I would mostly bring out my phone and browse nairaland or reading programming because most of the people there were fake and I am not a people pleaser, sadly I went to these clubs to please people to show I can be social because I was mostly written off for being anti social which is ironic given the previous statement.

I've never been to a club...

Lamanii22:
I've never been to a club...

Unbelievable

Lamanii22:
I've never been to a club...

Come lemme take u

Biodun1929:
I've gone clubbing many many times in the past, but I nolonger like loud music, so I don't go clubbing anymore. Anyway, let me try and remember a memorable experience.

It was like 12 years ago...I had just got back from NYSC. Two of my friends invited me that day, all expense on them, so I said, why not. We first went to a strip club...a very small strip club. The place was really tight, so we had to sit at the bar. We were drinking and watching half naked girls dancing on poles. It was my first time experiencing something like that, and I hoped any of the girls won't come and disturb me.

It was kind of cool to watch though...music wasn't too loud, the girls were slow dancing. They would take turns. Most were thick girls, but then one slim girl with perky tits came along that caught my attention. I was sipping my small Stout and feeding my eyes. After her dance, she started heading towards my direction...I was like, oh no, whyyyy.

She asked if I wanted a lap dance, and I didn't know how much it cost, so I said I am not ready and would call her when I was. One of my friends saw her talking to me, and volunteered to pay for the lap dance. That's how she started grinding on me at the bar...then she sat on my lap and started giving me a lap dance. I have already put my banana under my lap so that it won't disgrace me... After a while, when the girl didn't feel anything, she turned around and started searching for it. Lol. Funny scene. I just told her i was satisfied, that she should take a drink. She took a drink, stayed for a while and left after my guy paid her.

After we left the strip club, we went to one club on Opebi (Lagos), I can't remember the name. I think this was when oloshoism was just emerging in full force in naija. Before then when I used to club, I would at least see normal girls that just came to have fun...but the club was packed with runs girls. I got a bit tipsy and started disturbing one bisty girl like that up and down the club. Lol. She was enjoying it at first, and laughing, and then she got tired of the play and went to report me to a couple of mean looking guys like that. I guess they were her goons. They were going to give me the beating of my life when I recognized one of them. I used date his sister back in the day. I just called his name, and pulled him to the side. He was still hostile till he remembered me. He invited me to his table, bought me a drink and gave me the girl. Lol.

It was a fun night. A lot dancing...I love dancing away my sorrows. Around 4 am when the alcohol was wearing off, I went out to take fresh and saw a couple of girls I had danced with inside and they asked me to buy them coffee from all those mobile coffee stands. I did, and one of them started telling me her life story of how she started runs, and how she really wishes she can stop, but she always finds herself back at it. It kind of made me feel for the girl. But hey, I wasn't her daddy, there was really nothing I could do to help, as me sef need help.

But overall, that was one of the best club outings I have had.

Nicely written experience

Drizzy5001:
I am an introvert, and at the same time a very terrible dancer infact if I should dance for you eeeh, u go crack ya ribs.

Drizzy, are u a Chelsea fan ?

The first and the only one time I entered club/NightLife ... All the ladies there seems like demons to me ... All the guys seems like cultists ....... My body started aching and peppering me ... All my brain security apparatus were just pinging hard, telling me I'm in a wrong place that zap "energy" without any concrete benefit in return. ... I kept feeling weaker like Energy is leaving my body ... Bad Omen !!

5mins I told my Koton Karfe friend that lured me there, I'm getting outa here ... He said Egbon, but we just enter na .. we never start ... I left him there I walk away back to my hotel ......

I have phobia for party not to talk of club ... My own gragra is conference, seminar and workshop... anywhere there is academic/Professional presentations .... Anywhere u blow "phoneyticals" and form posh ..

I have phobia for presence of hard guys, Ballers and hard ladies .......... I always feel like sh.it is bound to happen ... I kukuma walk away to avoid stories that touch the innermost mind ...

I can only go to club for extreme business reasons when all available options to seal deal became exhausted if not .... My party has never been sweeter in my room .. I bought or cook all the skoriskori and Dance away .. Kukere, Gbe body, GbeSoul , Gbese .... Wuge Dance etc

DonroxyII:
Drizzy, are u a Chelsea fan ?

I used to be bro

aspiring44:
Experience at any club has the good , the bad and ugly . On a particular Friday I went to one at opebi , Vegas + envogue. That was the day i saw homos numbering about 8 and they came around 2am all dressed feminine and as I was dancing one came behind me stroking his hard on against my ass and I landed him a dirty slap.

I yelled at him that are you mad I am your father .
What nonsense

It was so annoying because he felt since my dance was erotic he made a try.

Thanks be to God you escape that Wolf
Stupid idiot

frozen70:
Thanks be to God you escape that Wolf
Stupid idiot

Imagine.

aspiring44:
Imagine.

Loose dogs, that's what they are

tightpussy156:
nothing much.club is sweet.my aims of going to club is to relax after hard work Monday to Friday or Saturday on Sunday am in club enjoying myself pick one or two babes after evy an lash them properly.no time.na them they rush me for club because of my level,my maturity,my gadging, no dulling.life is useless without enjoyment.wat is the essence of working day an night like jakky without enjoyment.i remember last year when I went to club babes don dance an drink to scopio,some naked,some no see who to carry them for night,me I was looking for a clean sweet sixteen.all d babes wen I dey see na old cargo.few sweet sixteen don move,some with guys an friends.i took[b] 3 bottles of godberg,2 bottle of Heineken, 2 bottle of legends, 2 black bullet, 1 alomo, 55 fried meat, 2 point an kill.[/b]meh I don dey,don high but no matter how high I am I no dey misbehave,I go still gallant still drive motor,that they for night I drove 1hr self,after heavy one sweet sixteen just come from no where an join my table.she say Bros he don tay wen I they eye you.i just like ur person,u look calm,nice,d babe said she was hear at the club bf but went home an came back.that are instinct said she should search for me an luckily she still met me on my table full of drinks an meat.that was how she join me an I took her home for lashing.meh she was sweet,sexy,hot,an tight like today super glue.till now the sweet sixteen they craze follow me because of my good sexual satisfaction,jokes I normally gave her.after every thing she confess to me that you are fun to be with.that is enjoy urself when you are young not when u are old.who quote me hug transformer

Uganda shit.