My first heart break was in primary one(1) When a girl left me for a boy in new uniform.


drop urs

Primary 2, my Nigerian girlfriend left me for a boy with bigger and sexier eraser.

my own na when my sperm and her sperm dey compete to reach egg o... she vex say why I go first am... Na so we break up o!

Kriss216:
Primary 2, my Nigerian girlfriend left me for a boy with bigger and sexy eraser.

Lolz

Kriss216:
Primary 2, my Nigerian girlfriend left me for a boy with bigger and sexy eraser.

You de learn

Mine was in Nursery 2


My nursery teacher dumped me because I was too small to climb and give her doggy

pyyxxaro:




You de learn

Mine was in Nursery 2


My nursery teacher dumped me because I was too small to climb and give her doggy

You for dey climb ladder na. You were not innovative, that's why she left you.

I hope say you people no dey lie ahhbi

kelvololo:
My first heart break was in primary one(1) When a girl left me for a boy in new uniform.

Ah your heart break
That girl no good oh

lemme sit don ND watch

Blessedboy23:
Ah your heart break That girl no good oh

Abi fah

When Manu lost to Barca

Can never forget that Messi Header

When Moyes kiiled the Utd Team with his Bad managerial style

Manu gan

mine was primary 4, there was this my moms friend I was crushing on but I can't approach her cos she reach to born me, my uncle back then was crushing on her too but he was also young to approach her as he was 17 while she is 34, him deh only date her for him mind and cant approach her, him don born like two children with her for his mind me I am above that childish level so me I don already get triplets with her I will always look at her nice backside daily, she doesn't talk to me cos she felt I was too small so she only sends me message and I like to go message for her ehn, if only she knows that she's already pregnant for me, one day she called me with one soft voice, my heart melt I turned to look just to make sure my ears were hearing well, chai behold it was my wife calling me, she asked if my mom was around, I told her yes and she told my mom she's parking from the neighborhood, my heart broke wen she left the neighborhood.

lalasticlala mynd44 seun, wen was ur first heartbreak?

When I discovered that life in Antarctica is better than life in Nigeria

hiterrun:
lemme sit don ND watch

You better sit o

dukeprince50:
mine was primary 4, there was this my moms friend I was crushing on but I can't approach her cos she reach to born me, I only fantasize about her, I don already born children wit her for my mind, my heart broke wen she left the neighborhood.

You funny sha

Masonkaycares:
When I discovered that life in Antarctica is better than life in Nigeria

Okay that how your heart break ahhbi

Blessedboy23:

Okay that how your heart break ahhbi

it's not easy being a Nigerian. No hope for tomorrow.

Masonkaycares:
it's not easy being a Nigerian. No hope for tomorrow.

Living in nigeria is not easy o
Plus this recession

kelvololo:

Living in nigeria is not easy o
Plus this recession

recession aside with the 100 Naira I have left today I'll buy garri 2 cups soak one cup and drink with my cousin today another one cup tomorrow. After I set off to find something tangible to do. This place is so fvcked uo

Mine was in KG, When she left me for a new pupil because of new uniform

[quote author=dukeprince50 post=93215761]mine was primary 4, there was this my moms friend I was crushing on but I can't approach her cos she reach to born me, my uncle back then was crushing on her too but he was also young to approach her as he was 17 while she is 34, him deh only date her for him mind and cant approach her, him don born like two children with her for his mind me I am above that childish level so me I don already get triplets with her I will always look at her nice backside daily, she doesn't talk to me cos she felt I was too small so she only sends me message and I like to go message for her ehn, if only she knows that she's already pregnant for me, one day she called me with one soft voice, my heart melt I turned to look just to make sure my ears were hearing well, chai behold it was my wife calling me, she asked if my mom was around, I told her yes and she told my mom she's parking from the neighborhood, my heart broke wen she left the neighborhood.



Wow bravo

Masonkaycares:
recession aside with the 100 Naira I have left today I'll buy garri 2 cups soak one cup and drink with my cousin today another one cup tomorrow. After I set off to find something tangible to do. This place is so fvcked uo

You dey try ahswear

kelvololo:
My first heart break was in primary one(1) When a girl left me for a boy in new uniform.


drop urs

These girls have been wicked since primary 1

My own was final year when we returned from I.T and the babe (my good friend) that I wanted, had already found one abroad guy in her office. I was distraught with grief. It was so bad I wanted to drop out. I was a mumu overflowing with love.

Anyway, they got married.

AfroKnight:


These girls have been wicked since primary 1

My own was final year when we returned from I.T and the babe (my good friend) that I wanted, had already found one abroad guy in her office. I was distraught with grief. It was so bad I wanted to drop out. I was a mumu overflowing with love.

Anyway, they got married.

Lolz

yean1:
Mine was in KG, When she left me for a new pupil because of new uniform

Weldone

when one player in Chelsea threw away a life saving penalty against man utd in champions league final
what is his name I have forgotten

baralatie:
when one player in Chelsea threw away a life saving penalty against man utd in champions league final
what is his name I have forgotten

Better remember o

baralatie:
when one player in Chelsea threw away a life saving penalty against man utd in champions league final
what is his name I have forgotten

Anelka

My first heart break i did not remenber But my 8th heart break Was when my girlfriend left me for a ugly boy that get money

This year that biitch really got me

Fvcknigga:
This year that biitch really got me

Funny boy

i had two heartbreaks that changed my emotional and love life.

it all started when I was in ss1, I dated this girl for like one week... prior to the day we started dating, this girl always chat me up , flattered me and she made me knew that she admired me.(she was my classmate)

it was like she was doing the wooing. I one day summed up courage and ask her out. she said yes and we started dating.

omo like five or six days later na so this babe say she no do again ooo, I ask her why,? she said she didn't know I was so vulnerable that who ever seems me would think I am a church holy dude that I was a pretender.

I was annihilated, I felt like picking her up and smashed her on a hard surface. I was weak and weary, I couldn't eat that day.

sometimes later, I moved on and I got another girl, this one was not my classmate. we dated like for two to three months, she broke up with me for no reason, I was shocked.
I tried to see her reason, I couldn't, I checked my myself, how did I offend her?
none was found.

since then, I stopped loving or having affection with any girl.
I even stopped helping girls.