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Being alive and being jobless are my greatest achievements in life.

What is yours?

Congratulations on your greatest achievement!

Being a male.

Being a male? You're so on point. I think I need to add that to mine. It's a privilege being a male.

Having a functional Dick that last long

Being a weed smoker.

Bro you are wasting. Hustle to achieve something in life. Don't make this your comfort zone and don't be proud to display this as achievement. So help you with God.

adeboi1:
Being a male.

Being born itself is a great achievement.

Out of the millions of spermatozoa deposited, successfully conquering all, surviving the rigors of birth and staying alife is a very great achievement that is underestimated.

Consuming 7k worth of beef jerky in one hour ... It's just too spicy
#lazyfriday

Bluntguy, so being alive is not an achievement?

BigSarah, you're so greedy. You can't even call me to join you. You even have my WhatsApp number. So bad of you. #Tears.

iLegendd:
BigSarah, you're so greedy. You can't even call me to join you. You even have my WhatsApp number. So bad of you. #Tears.

Do you want to risk prostate cancer! , it's your funeral...Beef not for boys

iLegendd:
Bluntguy, so being alive is not an achievement?

No it's not, rather It is God's grace. Even being unemployed is not an achievement.

BigSarah, no o! I give up.

Bluntguy, God's grace is an achievement.

Laycon has God's grace. Isn't that an achievement?

A Nigerian sees achievements as money, LOTS of children, certificate, and properties. So, being alive isn't an achievement to them.

iLegendd:
Bluntguy, God's grace is an achievement.

Laycon has God's grace. Isn't that an achievement?

A Nigerian sees achievements as money, LOTS of children, certificate, and properties. So, being alive isn't an achievement to them.

Leave them

Izz nor eazi to be alive

Hahaha. Referring to my old thread where I said life is not hard.

Meedon, lol. Take am easy o.

Old people without sense....how can this country progress

JIMMY1393, which contribution have you made on Nairaland since 2013 you registered?

If we are talking of old people, we need to start from you.

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iLegendd:
Being alive and being jobless are my greatest achievements in life.

What is yours?

Being alive is not an achievement. It's grace.

iLegendd:
Meedon, lol. Take am easy o.

Yeah.


Moderately.

banged a bea in my place in the morning and did her mum in her hotel room dt same evenin...can u beat dt??
when bea heard what i did, she was proud of my great achievement..

iLegendd:
JIMMY1393, which contribution have you made on Nairaland since 2013 you registered?

If we are talking of old people, we need to start from you.

Cos I registered on nairaland this one thinks I'm old lol...I was still in secondary school then...I'm just so much into tech and social media hence my early registration...it's those people that registered in 2007/2008 that you know are old ...besides I don't spend all my life here on nairaland like you...last time I was on here was to sell something which was in 2016, I have a life unlike you and all your childish posts...

iLegendd:
JIMMY1393, which contribution have you made on Nairaland since 2013 you registered?

If we are talking of old people, we need to start from you.

Cos I registered on nairaland this one thinks I'm old lol...I was still in secondary school then...I'm just so much into tech and social media hence my early registration...it's those people that registered in 2007/2008 that you know are old ...besides I don't spend all my life here on nairaland like you...last time I was on here was to sell something which was in 2016, I have a life unlike you and all your childish posts...and you that's asking me what I've contributed let me throw the question back to you, with all your 678 posts (imagine) name one that has contributed to nairaland or someone's life sir

His post has saved many lives.

JIMMY1393:
Cos I registered on nairaland this one thinks I'm old lol...I was still in secondary school then...I'm just so much into tech and social media hence my early registration...it's those people that registered in 2007/2008 that you know are old ...besides I don't spend all my life here on nairaland like you...last time I was on here was to sell something which was in 2016, I have a life unlike you and all your childish posts...and you that's asking me what I've contributed let me throw the question back to you, with all your 678 posts (imagine) name one that has contributed to nairaland or someone's life sir

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JIMMY1393

The one that'll help you more, Mr. Secondary School, is the one below. At least, it will show you how to punctuate and paragraph your text next time.

Or do you want ones on relationship? They were all written between 2016 to 2017 and they generate millions of Naira today while you were here since 2013 trying to sell mosquito gadget.

You've wasted 7 years of your life since you left secondary school being a money slave. You have a lot to learn. I hope frustration hasn't led you into scam with your IT skill.

To my readers, that's how you smartly advertise under conflict. You only engage your critics when you have a motive, else, ignore them.

LagBae, if so, then I see grace as a window to achievement, hence, grace is an achievement to me.

Let's not see achievements as those things we can ONLY add in our CVs or brag about.