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The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op):
At Ilorin I was acquainted with this dude who believed that the human race was descended from Lizards and he even had a strange tale and theory about it.


He would always debate with anyone who cares to listen, he was even writing a book about it.


He respects Lizards. He calls them ancestors.

He thinks that lizards should be worshipped, yet he doesn't believe in supernaturality.


I don't know if there are others like him but I just think that he has his own theory of creation and life....


Sincerely atimes he will be almost convincing but then no matter what you still end up confused.....

PS the guy was in everyway normal but quite weird....

What do you think
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Sep 26, 2020
illicit:
At Ilorin I was acquainted with this dude who believed that the human race was descended from Lizards and he even had a strange tale and theory about it.


He would always debate with anyone who cares to listen, he was even writing a book about it.


He respects Lizards. He calls them ancestors.

He thinks that lizards should be worshipped, yet he doesn't believe in supernaturality.


I don't know if there are others like him but I just think that he has his own theory of creation and life....


PS the guy was in everyway normal but quite weird....

What do you think
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 26, 2020
[color=#000000] Righteousness89 where are you? undecided
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op):
QuillanHardy:
[color=#000000] Righteousness89 where are you? undecided
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One of the weirdest I met online is Righteousness89 lol



Another one was at Oke Ogba Akure

I went to wash a car then I decided to eat at this bukateria near the car wash.

I was the only client at this particular time.

The beautiful lady I met served me eba and egusi with coke, she was really beautiful and I was thinking of talking to her after my meal or not.


Then she proceeded to stand by the doorway which was covered with net.

Some housefly actually perched on the net, I didnt know that they were that much when I entered, but now she started to kill the flies with her bare hands.


I watched in disgust and the morsel just stuck in my opened mouth because I was more than surprised.

Who kills flies with barehands, houseflies for that matter, some of them were bluebottles


In a bukateria for that matter.....

I gently stood and went out the back door, I can't remember if I paid or not but I remember that I threw up inside the newly washed car.

It had to be cleaned again and I paid double.


Very weird girl.
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 26, 2020
illicit:
One of the weirdest I met online is Righteousness89 lol
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Felyyaks(f): 10:15pm On Sep 26, 2020
I know a man who is always in a conversation with himself, says he never washes his hair and the best food in this world to him is onions
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Sep 26, 2020
When i was young there is lots of pleasure for little effort but now I'm older there is lots of effort for little pleasure. What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.
To me I'm the weirdest of all modafvckers I've ever met.
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op):
At Tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin there is this Baba that always comes on some particular days.

He comes in a car which he parks at the junction.


This Baba is advanced in age and probably learned. He has white hair...

He comes to preach, but what he preaches exactly, I don't think anybody ever knows it or comprehend.

There were a lot of inscriptions on his car, some readable and some not.

from Arabic (Islamic) quotes and injunctions to christain ( Bible verses) to Jewish and even unknown religions, signs symbols and literature. Yes.

He fitted loudspeakers on the car which always broadcast a pre recorded apocalyptic message.

This message is never comprehensible.


I used to think he must have lost his faculties, but he seemed to be quite respected and no one harasses him when he comes around.


Unilorites or Anybody who knows tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin will know this personality I am talking about
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 10:22pm On Sep 26, 2020
Felyyaks:
I know a man who is always in a conversation with himself, says he never washes his hair and the best food in this world to him is onions
Mo fo o


cheesy
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 10:23pm On Sep 26, 2020
DemonInvoker:
When i was young there is lots of pleasure for little effort but now I'm older there is lots of effort for little pleasure. What I used to do all night now takes me all night to do.
To me I'm the weirdest of all modafvckers I've ever met.
What is that weird thing that u do all night


huh
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Stephenmoka4(m): 10:27pm On Sep 26, 2020
Me - self and also a guy that can yell loud for no reason, jump or stand in strange position and don't care if anyone is watching. He might be gentle the next seconds he would run and slide off (like ice staking without ice). .
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 10:29pm On Sep 26, 2020
Stephenmoka4:
Me - self and also a guy that can yell loud for no reason, jump or stand in strange position and don't care if anyone is watching. He might be gentle the next seconds he would run and slide off (like ice staking without ice). .
lol are u sure he is not psychotic
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 10:30pm On Sep 26, 2020
illicit:
What is that weird thing that u do all night


huh
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Dpsychologist: 10:31pm On Sep 26, 2020
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by rawpadgin(m): 10:36pm On Sep 26, 2020
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Benwallt(m): 10:37pm On Sep 26, 2020
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 26, 2020
I once had a girlfriend (Yoruba) who always derive pleasure attempting to stick her fingers on my assgrin

chai moralake,u been weird diegrin
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Dreadlock69(m):
One idiot boy tried to drown me and my cousin in the pool (Depth 8ft)
He was not normal from the look of things
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Dayoebe(m): 11:04pm On Sep 26, 2020
many are mad. Few are roaming
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 26, 2020
Benwallt:
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.
cheesy



Mo kan si wewe
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody: 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2020
Benwallt:
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.
Abeg shift make I faint
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by akinloye19995: 11:10pm On Sep 26, 2020
:One of the weirdest I met online is Righteousness89 lola
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by realestate99: 11:32pm On Sep 26, 2020
A guy in Ibadan that slaps himself at intervals, his face is always swollen, the last time I heard about him , he was dead.....rumours had it that he was a very abusive husband when he was sane, maybe it was a spiritual attack on him, he usually slaps himself in like a minute interval, it was a sad way to spend the rest of one's life.
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Fidelismaria: 11:49pm On Sep 26, 2020
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Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Franktom247(m):
That kpomo man will replace my food if not
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Pimpstar: 12:33am On Sep 27, 2020
cheesy cheesy
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Nobody:
The weirdest person I have ever met is this girl on NL
Looking for a Virgin husband to marry you,, and whereas you're not a Virgin
Like some people can be so so cruel
Eleribu omo angry
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by OscarJaden(m): 1:36am On Sep 27, 2020
ZIINI:
The weirdest person I have ever met is this girl on NL
Looking for a Virgin husband to marry you and whereas you're not a Virgin
Like some people can be so so cruel embarassed
stop shaking this table Zini
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by roybanjo100(m): 2:15am On Sep 27, 2020
illicit:
At Tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin there is this Baba that always comes on some particular days.

He comes in a car which he parks at the junction.


This Baba is advanced in age and probably learned.

He comes to preach, but what he preaches exactly, I don't think anybody ever knows it or comprehend.

There were a lot of inscriptions on his car, some readable and some not.

from Arabic (Islamic) quotes and injunctions to christain ( Bible verses) to Jewish and even unknown religions, signs symbols and literature. Yes.

He fitted loudspeakers in the car which always broadcast a pre recorded apocalyptic message.

This message is never comprehensible.


I used to think he must have lost his faculties, but he seemed to be quite respected and no one harasses him when he comes around.


Unilorites or Anybody who knows tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin will know this personality I am talking about
the man uses a brown car and has a grey hair?
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by Jirehz(m):
I’ve met a few weird people

1. Sec school days. I dey stay for boarding school. We were three in a room. One junior student later join us. This boy go stand up for night start to dey talk to people wey person no dey see! For the first few weeks see run!
The boy dey do crazy things for night aswear! His eyeballs go pop out, e go dey sweat. But in the morning, e no go fit remember anything.

We later found out that it runs in their family. Even the boy beautiful sister dey do the same thing.
They sleep walk!
That shit wasn’t funny oo.
Their father gave them one traditional concoction wey dem dey drink before dem go sleep. Any night they miss am, that thing go happen.


2. One Igbo man wey dey buy food from my aunty shop way back.
The man go do 30 minutes prayer on top food, then end the prayer with “ God of Biafra fight for me amen”.
Lol

3. One Hausa man wey mix beans inside draw soup, use chop fufu. And nah very nice man. E say e go slap me if I laugh!
People dey oo

Dem plenty abeg
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op): 6:21am On Sep 27, 2020
ZIINI:
The weirdest person I have ever met is this girl on NL
Looking for a Virgin husband to marry you and whereas you're not a Virgin
Like some people can be so so cruel embarassed
leave dat girl o, u go chop ban again lol


grin
Re: The weirdest person(s) you have ever met. What did they do??? by illicit(op):
roybanjo100:
the man uses a brown car and has a grey hair?
Yes he has grey hair, sure

I guess u live/lived in Tanke, Ilorin
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