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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by foxxydude: 10:10am On Sep 27, 2020
Seriously Sunday is the only day I can smoke my weed in peace grin

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by SeriouslySense(m): 10:11am On Sep 27, 2020
But I think it time we return to our first love, we should rediscover the gospel, and be more authentic, more understanding and more truthful, because we have to be ready for the second coming of Jesus.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by MisterGrace: 10:11am On Sep 27, 2020
SoftP:



In olukoya’s voice-
Set of persons who need deliverance from demonic manipulation

Na you need deliverance.

You just a zombie.

Open the eyes of your mind.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Dicksonpal: 10:12am On Sep 27, 2020
I changed my mind...
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by blingxx(m): 10:13am On Sep 27, 2020
Omoh... People don open eye.. Me myself I believe in God but I'm not religious.. I don't think God belongs to any religion

We have over 1000 religions on earth according to every religion you are going to hell so fvck that bullcrap cuz na ancient scam

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by kukoyi17226: 10:14am On Sep 27, 2020
:In olukoya’s voice- Set of individuals who need liberation from demonic rigging Na you need liberation.You just a ghoul. Open the ears of your thinking.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Dicksonpal: 10:14am On Sep 27, 2020
MisterGrace:
I don't feel like.

Too many hypocrites in the church.

Too many corrupt pastors and politicians in the church.

The only girl I ever loved in my life was snatched by a pastor who was supposed to be our counselor.

Too many wicked people in the church maltreating their house help or their husband relations.

I no dey do again.

Anything church just dey vex me.

I am a Christian, but I no dey eye service poo.
lol dem Don carry am handicap
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Gabe427: 10:15am On Sep 27, 2020
I go to church once in a while I'm there but I'm not there there's away I respond when I'm in a football viewing center or when I'm in a lecture or seminar


but when I'm in church I'm just there but I'm not there.

only few times I actually enjoy service. most other ones feel routine and stale.
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by nomenclature(m): 10:16am On Sep 27, 2020
You mean you do not have subscription money for today's motivational quotes that is repeated over and over again since 1912 by pastorprenurs?tell.me what you haven't heard that you will hear again in church today ,same bullshit allover again
NaijaBoy213:
Why are you not in church today?
Give us a tangible reason.

Mine: seriously, I Don't Have Offering.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by olaniyilukman(m): 10:17am On Sep 27, 2020
Na because of Bet9ja oh

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Nobody: 10:19am On Sep 27, 2020
Because I hate Christianity!

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by SeriouslySense(m): 10:19am On Sep 27, 2020
Exactly, it happened to me also, it was like to mark attendance, and they always talk about money, donations, making new buildings, what is the point of building new buildings, when they will be empty.

Gabe427:
I go to church once in a while I'm there but I'm not there there's away I respond when I'm in a football viewing center or when I'm in a lecture or seminar


but when I'm in church I'm just there but I'm not there.

only few times I actually enjoy service. most other ones feel routine and stale.



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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by CapedBaldy: 10:19am On Sep 27, 2020
Didn't go because I always feel drained and depressed in church and also cos I've lost interest in religion

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by guru90: 10:20am On Sep 27, 2020
Mine: Today is combine service.
From 7am To 2pm
My fellow Anglican people, u suppose understand that we no de dismiss on time during our combined service.
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Olibboy: 10:24am On Sep 27, 2020
Righteousness89

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by MrNipplesLover(m): 10:25am On Sep 27, 2020
Thank you, daddy. ❤

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Stakekay1(m): 10:27am On Sep 27, 2020
Checked my Engine oil level this morning behold it was below the minimum level of the dip stick. I was scared to drive out to avoid damaging the engine. May God grant us our heart desires.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Naijaarchive(m): 10:27am On Sep 27, 2020
My mind just not there... It would be futile to go

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Nobody: 10:27am On Sep 27, 2020
Because the previous one's I attend didn't change anything

So what's the essence of going

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Champneys: 10:30am On Sep 27, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Why are you not in church today?
Give us a tangible reason.

Mine: seriously, I Don't Have Offering.


The rogue who presides over pastoral duties at the church is a bloody thief and an adulterer.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by bonnyhope: 10:30am On Sep 27, 2020
On duty
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by psychalade: 10:30am On Sep 27, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Why are you not in church today?
Give us a tangible reason. No

Mine: seriously, I Don't Have Offering.
My reason is below angry

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+name+are+followers+of+serapis+are+called


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH1hUeRDYtE
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by ggirl4real: 10:31am On Sep 27, 2020
The reason is because 70% of the church activities involve demanding for money under different sub-heads.

Anyway, I don't even care. If I no wan give, I no go give.

I'm always reluctant to leave my house to church on Sundays except I'm invited somewhere for an event.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by ifyy07(m): 10:32am On Sep 27, 2020
SoftP:



In olukoya’s voice-
Set of persons who need deliverance from demonic manipulation
Hey free them nobody they manipulate them you better free yourself from mental slavery

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by iramure(m): 10:33am On Sep 27, 2020
All stories about christianity is just for mind control to take away our common sense as black people so as to have absolute control over us in order to never be like and compete intelligently with them. That is why Africa is grossly underdeveloped and disregarded by the colonial masters.
They have taken away our sense of reasoning and replaced it with fictitious/ridiculous slavery book stories. We now take all our problems to god rather than apply common sense to solve them. For this reason, church is cancelled in my life

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by DarkJeddi(m): 10:34am On Sep 27, 2020
Who church epp? shocked
Has it stopped Nigeria from being a Den of iniquities.. undecided

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by kennyz247(m): 10:36am On Sep 27, 2020
mine is serious ooo
I've been praying and fasting for over four years now,still no job,a graduate for dat matter,,,...
like my prayers is not been answered in d church I worship ,so I decide to kukuma stay for house and think for my self...

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by backtalkG(m): 10:37am On Sep 27, 2020
Our church dey close to my house so I dey hear the pastor from house

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by psychalade: 10:37am On Sep 27, 2020
iramure:
All stories about christianity is just for mind control to take away our common sense as black people so as to have absolute control over us in order to never be like and compete intelligently with them. That is why Africa is grossly underdeveloped and disregarded by the colonial masters.
They have taken away our sense of reasoning and replaced it with fictitious/ridiculous slavery book stories. We now take all our problems to god rather than apply common sense to solve them. For this reason, church is cancelled in my life
I thank God for opening your mind eyes to the slave religion antics! cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH1hUeRDYtE

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by ucheuzor1(m): 10:39am On Sep 27, 2020
Olibboy:
Righteousness89

Righteousness89 is currently in our church preaching. Please don't distract him. Once he's done, he'll attend to you.

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Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by jamerflepz(m): 10:40am On Sep 27, 2020
No particular reason to be honest. Just didn't feel like stepping out today. I am a drummer and most of my Gigs have been secular stuff lately. I really need to look for a church to play coz that's the only thing that gingered me to going to church every Sunday back then.
Re: Tell Us Why You Didn't Go To Church Today by Timfreds(m): 10:40am On Sep 27, 2020
pweshdodo:
Because
Jesus loves you.
Your soul shall not be lost.

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