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gideonite98:
I no even sabi say I be weirdo Just do feel like having conversation with people I create in my head.

illicit:
haaa, that one na kolo o....


no vex o

illicit:
what's the fokas name

maybe I know him too

I was a unilorite

illicit:
One of the weirdest I met online is Righteousness89 lol



Another one was at Oke Ogba Akure

I went to wash a car then I decided to eat at this bukateria near the car wash.

I was the only client at this particular time.

The beautiful lady I met served me eba and egusi with coke, she was really beautiful and I was thinking of talking to her after my meal or not.


Then she proceeded to stand by the doorway which was covered with net.

Some housefly actually perched on the net, I didnt know that they were that much when I entered, but now she started to kill the flies with her bare hands.


I watched in disgust and the morsel just stuck in my opened mouth because I was more than surprised.

Who kills flies with barehands, houseflies for that matter


In a bukateria for that matter.....

I gently stood and went out the back door, I can't remember if I paid or not but I remember that I threw up inside the newly washed car.

It had to be cleaned again and I paid double.


Very weird girl.

nzehvictor2016:
yes,I hate those damn flies and their buzzing sound and wtf who kills flies with bare hands but,unlike you it would be amusing to me on a second thought,I would be like
"how can this girl forget ethics,is she from the village or what,even village girls would acclimate and coordinate their behavior on that kind of exposure,is it pure dirtiness or is she of the type of girls that naturally rejects or tag some societal feminine expected ethics unnecessary sometimes"

Starboytwo:
depends on the set tho, he didnt cross 100level 13/14... Came back 17/18 didn't cross X2... If you are in sanrab 13/14 and oke odo 17/18 maybe you might have seen him around, as hes most certainly never on one place...

gideonite98:
When I no get friends to talk to nko

Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration .. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

" Emeka Benedict Omega" was truly an anonymous.. (UNN 2015 set)

gideonite98:
I no even sabi say I be weirdo
Just do feel like having conversation with people I create in my head.

Samiah33:
I also do this so I don't think you are weird, they are the best listeners( our imaginary friends)

illicit:
At Ilorin I was acquainted with this dude who believed that the human race was descended from Lizards and he even had a strange tale and theory about it.


He would always debate with anyone who cares to listen, he was even writing a book about it.


He respects Lizards. He calls them ancestors.

He thinks that lizards should be worshipped, yet he doesn't believe in supernaturality.


I don't know if there are others like him but I just think that he has his own theory of creation and life....


Sincerely atimes he will be almost convincing but then no matter what you still end up confused.....

PS the guy was in everyway normal but quite weird....

What do you think

Mrscarter:
Watch David Icke on utube. He'll tell U all bout reptilian race. He even believes queen of England n her bloodline are reptilian.

illicit:
I will do just that....

Mrscarter:
Yeah very interesting theory he has

illicit:
very interesting guy but weird because I have never encountered such theory....

Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration .. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

" Emeka Benedict Omega" was truly an anonymous.. (UNN 2015 set)

Benwallt:
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.

Benwallt:
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

I see some real niggarrs on this thread, so I gotta jump on it.

I see some good places.

Tipper garage, niggarss get our stuff from there, if you understand what I mean. Good old days.

But the new way is at Maraba these days.

There was this niggarr that I knew that dont takes his bath regularly and we knew cos of the foul smell that eschews from his body.

I mean niggarr going for lectures but just gets into clean wears not taking his bath, Ilorin indigenes are quite weird.

Benwallt:
In a bukataria, there was this old man eating right before n whenever he tried to bite his pomo n unsuccessful he would drop it n mummur. He did two times, the third time, he dropped it, licked his fingers n grab the table cloth, drag it to himself n the rest of us eating from the table our food n soup already on the floor. The man scatter everywhere say the owner was sent to kill him that whenever he comes there to eat he was always served hard promo.

femmyapson:
Righteousness89. Sir, Can his case be considered a spiritual madness?

Blackfire:
1. There was this guy...never intimidate or offend him, when you do apologise, if not you will receive whatever you did to him twice


2. I have this weird friend outwardly he is just a regular poor guy, but he is fxxxing rich. He has houses exotic cars , but he drives okada( rickery)
The day he shocked the man who thought he could deal with him because he was ridding a bike eeh, the man hit his bike and instead of saying sorry ..he blocked the guy insulted him and called him names, do you know what this crazy dude did, he called one of his cousins to bring his range rover sports 2010 to hit the man's car... he also called the DPO of the nearest station to arrest everyone... he told the man I will spend 30 million to teach you a lesson... when the man saw the reality as it is unfolding he drove off with his Toyota camry pencil light
The day I saw this guy account balance I shouted

Localemperor:
There was this guy during my undergraduate days, he is my course mate, and has never talked to any body in the class. He has no group, no affiliation, no friends,no body knows were he live,no body knew anything about him asides his name. He never answers questions in class and he always know the answers to all question. He is in the class watsap group and has never commented and he left the group the day we graduated. he doesn't go to Church and is not affiliated to any religion.

He became popular on campus when he alone protested against animal cruelty in front of the administrative block. Every body in my class knew his reg no but he always put us to shame. He never speaks until spoken to, and most time would ignore you. He always contributed 50,000 and above for class hang out under the name of an anonymous and would never attend the party. Girls in my class hates him, because they can't have him.

most of us believed he is an undercover agent working for the Nigeria government whose aim was to monitors the school administration .. He made him self God-like and was respected by all.


no body has seen or heard from him since our final exam.

" Emeka Benedict Omega" was truly an anonymous.. (UNN 2015 set)

illicit:
At Tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin there is this Baba that always comes on some particular days.

He comes in a car which he parks at the junction.


This Baba is advanced in age and probably learned.

He comes to preach, but what he preaches exactly, I don't think anybody ever knows it or comprehend.

There were a lot of inscriptions on his car, some readable and some not.

from Arabic (Islamic) quotes and injunctions to christain ( Bible verses) to Jewish and even unknown religions, signs symbols and literature. Yes.

He fitted loudspeakers on the car which always broadcast a pre recorded apocalyptic message.

This message is never comprehensible.


I used to think he must have lost his faculties, but he seemed to be quite respected and no one harasses him when he comes around.


Unilorites or Anybody who knows tipper garage, Tanke Ilorin will know this personality I am talking about

Starboytwo:
My friend turn roomate, till date I have yet to see a greater mofo... The guy is beyond description...

He is the definition of "Badness"
Also "Goodness"

I mean he alternates between good and evil...

He helped me and also kobad me...

Many people hate him with a passion, yet many loved him... The guy is the most complicated, weirdest, oloriburukuest person I ever met...

He spent just 2 years in unilorin, yet his name and antics never die...

You cannot live in Sanrab and oke odo, make you no know d f*ker...

AFvckingAlpha:
The fvck

Niggarr!!

I see some real niggarrs on this thread, so I gotta jump on it.

I see some good places.

Tipper garage, niggarss get our stuff from there, if you understand what I mean. Good old days.

But the new way is at Maraba these days.

There was this niggarr that I knew that dont takes his bath regularly and we knew cos of the foul smell that eschews from his body.

I mean niggarr going for lectures but just gets into clean wears not taking his bath, Ilorin indigenes are quite weird.

MufasaLion:
Probitas Doctrina

illicit:
Wow

Better by far

Nice meeting u....

Once had a girl back in Abuja who told me swallowing chewing gum aborts pregnancy... i still think she's lowkey crazy. I had to find a way to end things with her even though she was very tempting. What has chewing gum got to do with any of that n the way she said it like she was teaching me something new... chai Julia

SweetVibe:
You almost described me,infact you describe me until I read to the end and saw the name of who are referring to.
Damn!!! So am not the only one with this trait

Miroslavv:
Our Torch has guided us upwards and onwards