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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:10pm On Oct 10, 2020
10-10-2020

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 9:34pm On Oct 10, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:
10-10-2020

wink

It's a good day!!!
Never to be forgotten!!!
Thanks to God Almighty

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 1:26pm On Oct 15, 2020
Shebi I was talking about harassment the other day, I neva even talk wetin happen finish sef... (E dun Burst!)


You see the protest going on, some of you won't understand the importance. You may not even understand the motivation behind it.


You see pain, pain is a source of motivation. BUT it's a 2 way street, depend on how you take it. It can push you to become better or get something you aim for OR it can make you feel dejected, pain and depressed.

The state of Naija has been getting worse lately cos we have been playing the Suffering and Smiling game for too long, and the Govt is taking advantage of that.


Yes, as Nigerians, we are strong, we sabi adapt to situations nor mean say dem go dey push us enta fire. (E nor make sense)

Check am na, if the government brings any of their laws/regulations that affects the masses negatively... Nothing dey happen.

Most of us will only rant online for some time and before you know it, we dun adapt and move ahead OR the Govt will bring something that will divert the attention of the masses and before you know... the main matter go jus die natural death.




If you haven't been harassed by those beasts on uniform before, you nor go fit understand. (E go be like ordinary story story to you)


Some of the protesters have lost their Parents/Siblings/Relatives/Friends/Lovers/Spouses to those animals in uniform. (Damn!)


Those animals in human skin dun put innocent people for panti/kirikiri/okere for wetin dem nor know about, most times cos dem nor fit "settle" or "drop anything for the boys"

Imagine a force man cos he wears a uniform thinks he has the right to intimidate, molest and when situation gets worse, kill you... (and nothing will happen)


A policeman/Sars official has the right to do their duty fine! But not at the expense of the citizens rights and lives na.


How you go feel when people wen suppose protect you from yawa and kasala con be the same people wen dey threaten your existence?


Imagine being labeled a criminal just because you dress fine/own an expensive phone/laptop or refuse to "settle" them for a crime you didn't commit. (O wrong na)





Have you Liked/Shared/Tweeted/Retweeted #EndPoliceBrutality #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #EndSWAT on your timeline today?

If no, you dun dey lose concentration o.


Oya, receive Focus now!!!

If you're among those carrying out the Peaceful Protesting, YOU ARE DOING WELL!

I'm proud of you! 600 Years Blessings for you!


If you can't join the protest for one reason or the other, PLEASE, join the online protesters.

You can join and support the movement by liking/sharing/retweeting the #tags in your SM timelines aggressively to make it TREND.


Say a word of prayers for the safety of those who are out there representing us physically in protest ground, Nationwide.

If you have the means, PLEASE, make donations to VERIFIED accounts made available for Donations for tje Provision of Food and other things Needed to support protesters out there.


For 9ja to better, na all of us go join mouths and hands(action) together to make am work.

To amend this sinking ship of our Nation will requires a collective effort (only some people nor fit do am)

Play your part in achieving the Goal (A better Nigeria).


If those animals in uniform neva harrass you nor mean say you dey safe o. (You may be their next victim)


Your parents/brother/sister/lover/friend could be their next victim. If any bad thing happen to your loved ones e go affect you too abi?

You say yesss, abi...


Na the REASON why you MUST support the movement to #EndPoliceBrutality and #EndSWAT NOW.


To avoid, " dem shoot bird, mama fly" (Stories that touch)

I like you oh, and I know say you love yourself and your family. As we dey hustle and struggle to make ends meet and make our lives better...

Make we end this anyhow killings/intimidation/harassment of those animals in uniform.


Make you always remember to promote #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutality on those Big Social Media Platforms (Facebook/Twitter/Instagram)



I hail o!!!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 5:08pm On Oct 15, 2020
Na so o. #ENDPOLICEBRUTALITY
WHIZKIDEFE:
Shebi I was talking about harassment the other day, I neva even talk wetin happen finish sef... (E dun Burst!)


You see the protest going on, some of you won't understand the importance. You may not even understand the motivation behind it.


You see pain, pain is a source of motivation. BUT it's a 2 way street, depend on how you take it. It can push you to become better or get something you aim for OR it can make you feel dejected, pain and depressed.

The state of Naija has been getting worse lately cos we have been playing the Suffering and Smiling game for too long, and the Govt is taking advantage of that.


Yes, as Nigerians, we are strong, we sabi adapt to situations nor mean say dem go dey push us enta fire. (E nor make sense)

Check am na, if the government brings any of their laws/regulations that affects the masses negatively... Nothing dey happen.

Most of us will only rant online for some time and before you know it, we dun adapt and move ahead OR the Govt will bring something that will divert the attention of the masses and before you know... the main matter go jus die natural death.




If you haven't been harassed by those beasts on uniform before, you nor go fit understand. (E go be like ordinary story story to you)


Some of the protesters have lost their Parents/Siblings/Relatives/Friends/Lovers/Spouses to those animals in uniform. (Damn!)


Those animals in human skin dun put innocent people for panti/kirikiri/okere for wetin dem nor know about, most times cos dem nor fit "settle" or "drop anything for the boys"

Imagine a force man cos he wears a uniform thinks he has the right to intimidate, molest and when situation gets worse, kill you... (and nothing will happen)


A policeman/Sars official has the right to do their duty fine! But not at the expense of the citizens rights and lives na.


How you go feel when people wen suppose protect you from yawa and kasala con be the same people wen dey threaten your existence?


Imagine being labeled a criminal just because you dress fine/own an expensive phone/laptop or refuse to "settle" them for a crime you didn't commit. (O wrong na)





Have you Liked/Shared/Tweeted/Retweeted #EndPoliceBrutality #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #EndSWAT on your timeline today?

If no, you dun dey lose concentration o.


Oya, receive Focus now!!!

If you're among those carrying out the Peaceful Protesting, YOU ARE DOING WELL!

I'm proud of you! 600 Years Blessings for you!


If you can't join the protest for one reason or the other, PLEASE, join the online protesters.

You can join and support the movement by liking/sharing/retweeting the #tags in your SM timelines aggressively to make it TREND.


Say a word of prayers for the safety of those who are out there representing us physically in protest ground, Nationwide.

If you have the means, PLEASE, make donations to VERIFIED accounts made available for Donations for tje Provision of Food and other things Needed to support protesters out there.


For 9ja to better, na all of us go join mouths and hands(action) together to make am work.

To amend this sinking ship of our Nation will requires a collective effort (only some people nor fit do am)

Play your part in achieving the Goal (A better Nigeria).


If those animals in uniform neva harrass you nor mean say you dey safe o. (You may be their next victim)


Your parents/brother/sister/lover/friend could be their next victim. If any bad thing happen to your loved ones e go affect you too abi?

You say yesss, abi...


Na the REASON why you MUST support the movement to #EndPoliceBrutality and #EndSWAT NOW.


To avoid, " dem shoot bird, mama fly" (Stories that touch)

I like you oh, and I know say you love yourself and your family. As we dey hustle and struggle to make ends meet and make our lives better...

Make we end this anyhow killings/intimidation/harassment of those animals in uniform.


Make you always remember to promote #EndPoliceBrutality #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutality on those Big Social Media Platforms (Facebook/Twitter/Instagram)



I hail o!!!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2020
20-10-2020

sad
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:56am On Oct 21, 2020
Sometimes, it's not fake...

That image below is a screenshot of a conversation I had with one of my friend's who is from a military family.


Although he didn't go in dept but it was all about...


I didn't share the message cos I didn't want to cause panic.

BUT...
It all made sense after the #LekkiMassacre... (heart break)


One thing about those in the military is that... it's like a cult. Talk about swearing of that "oath Of Allegiance"


The One for all, and all for one...


That oath is the reason a brother in military will kill his own blood brother that is a civilian.... IF he gets ordered to do so by his superior.

So, for a military man to call anyone he cares about to give such warning... You know it's deep... It's like betrayal to the brotherhood cos he could get court martialed, if caught.

Based on...
"What happens in barrack stays in barrack"


Although there are some people out there spreading false news to cause panic and chaos everywhere..


Whatever it is...


Please stay safe wherever you are (Abeg)


Life no get part 2.


Don't forget to visit twitter.com and tweet/Retweet the following #tags #EndPoliceBrutality #EndBadGovernance #EndSWAT


I hail o!!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:12am On Oct 21, 2020
Hey,

How are you doing?

Well, as for me, I’m not feeling good at all and I won’t pretend to be. (I no get joy )

I’m heart broken, I feel pained and helpless.

Didn’t you hear about what happened at the toll gate last night?

Our fellow unarmed compatriots were murdered in cold blood by men of the Nigerian army… same people who took oats to protect the lives of their citizens.

How did we get here?

Is it now a crime to ask for our Civil Rights?

So we’ve been in military regime in disguise all these while?

This is tyranny! And we have to put an end to it NOW!

Those Innocent and unarmed people that were killed yesterday were pople's children/parents/breadwinner/friend/relative. (Face palms)

Is this the Nigeria that you are proud of?

Is this the Nigeria you want your unborn kids to live in?

If your answer is no, then you must ACT NOW to put an end to this tyranny.


Let the blood of the Innocent people that died yesterday, protesting peacefully for our right and good standard of living, NOT BE IN VAIN.

If you can’t join those protesting peacefully physically, go to Twitter.com NOW and lend your voice there [Twitter.com]


Join the online protesters to CALL International bodies to intervene… Since our leaders and arm forces have failed Us.


Tweet and Retweet the #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutality hash tags till your thumbs go numb.


Please, if you have the MEANS, make donations to VERIFIED accounts provided for provision of food, treatment and general support of the protesters.


You don’t have a Twitter account?
Open one here Twitter.com NOW… It’s FREE


Don’t feel relaxed because you haven’t been affected yet.


What if the heartless beasts on uniform gets ordered to breaking into houses and killing innocent citizens at night or even day time sef. (E nor hard dem do!)


They’ve shown how low they could go to protect their own selfish interests (Bunch of heartless bastards!)


If they(Govt) decide to send military men and fulani herdsmen to start breaking into every neighborhood and kill people randomly, You think You’ll be spared abi? You better have a rethink and ACT NOW (Join/Support the protesters Online/Offline)



Government has shown that they don’t give a Bleep about us cos they aren’t affected in anyway.

Check am na...
If their family/children/loved ones are not in foreign countries already, then they’d probably be in a safe house now, heavily protected and secured… while they watch the innocent citizens get killed under their watch.

This is every shade of oppression, genocide and tyranny against Us…

Should we fold our hands and watch the bastards in power silence us and wipe us out of our land? Never!



To win this war against corruption,brutality and tyranny in Nigeria… You and I MUST participate in this revolution (it'sa collective effortl)


Imagine the smile and satisfaction on your wrinkled face 80 years from now while you sit with your grandchildren, telling them stories of how you participated in the change of Nigeria that they’d be enjoying by then.

Before we all get killed,
Don’t wait till later(it might be too late), join the movement to put an end to #PoliceBrutality NOW on Twitter.com


Incase you are asking Why Twitter?
That is the most popular platform to get the attention of International bodies.


Now that you know log on to Twitter.com now and be a patriotic citizen, join the army of online protesters and lets put an end to this incessant kilings and corrupt government once and for all.


You don’t have a twitter account? Hurry and create one now on Twitter.com it takes less than 60seconds to create a Twitter account.


Stay Safe!


Say a prayer to the families of our fallen heroes that were killed in #LekkiMassacre last by the Govt last night!

IF You can, support the protesters financially or materially.

#EndPoliceBrutality #EndBadGovernance #EndSWAT

Remember your tweet and Retweet can make the difference…

Login and put an END to #PoliceBrutality NOW on Twitter.com

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:48am On Oct 29, 2020
cheesy Omo... ☆ ♡ grin

Broda BodeFesTTman-Migosss grin
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 11:42am On Oct 29, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:
cheesy Omo... ☆ ♡ grin

Broda BodeFesTTman-Migosss grin


Former Migos,
Now brother T grin grin grin
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:22pm On Oct 29, 2020
Tobitrueman:


Former Migos,
Now brother T grin grin grin

I nor call your name o... cheesy

Bros nor fit resist the urge to shalaye.

Anyway, it's good to always Soro Sòke ( to avoid stories that touch) grin
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Tobitrueman(m): 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:


I nor call your name o... cheesy

Bros nor fit resist the urge to shalaye.

Anyway, it's good to always Soro Sòke ( to avoid stories that touch) grin

I dey help the person to know am well

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 2:57am On Nov 05, 2020
05/11

World's Boss Day!


If to say I be president, I for make today Public Holiday all over the world.
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:33am On Nov 05, 2020
Prior to 05/11 so many years ago, Earth was doing okay but lacked the quality of men that would make it more beautiful and amazing....


The angels do watch over the earth from above and so wished that they'd be sent down to make things right so mankind would be happy and jolly once again.


Dem just dey observe as the few good men wey dey earth dey retire go heaven at their young age... The good men wey dey, dey few compared to the multitude of bad people wen dey.


And, awish God leave am like dat, me and you for nor dey here today dey read this piece.


It was during one of those days the angels sent their request to God to allow them come to earth that He decided to send one down.


*****
9 Months Later...
Location:Somewhere on earth
Date: 05-11- 1990sumtin grin


It was in the early hours of the 05-11 when a woman went into labour, in the hospital. The shouts of other women in labour filled the air...


While in labour, some women, under the influence pain swore never to near dick or anything that looks like dick again in their lives...
You won't blame them, the pain of bringing a new life to the world is excruciating (mothers are wonderful joor)




Do you know that childbirth is the second most painful pain human can experience, after being burnt alive?


Na the reason why e nor good make you do wetin go make you mama swear for you be dat o Cos E go catch you wella (dem nor dey price am)

Same reason your mom's prayer will keep you going, if she blesses you with her mouth... (E get why)

*****
Back to the matter...

Amidst the cry of new babies and that of shouts of other women in labour, one of the mothers delivered a boy, immediately the baby boy came out of her mother's womb, Nepa restored powered.


The earth vibrated, and it rained heavily as the angels cried in heaven, missing one of their very own that has been gifted to earth.


After the baby cried to announce his successful arrival on earth, he smiled after. Full of life and energy.



The little baby grew up to become a strong boy... He didn't keep much friends, because of the situation of things, he felt he wasn't up to his peers...

His love for "buredi" (bread) is second to non.

While in primary school, he always got the 1st position, as a result of his commitment to reading books - his hobby.


Omo, na so, the small boy con be teacher's favorite as he dey answer all questions and smash all calculations, from quadratic equations to simultaneou equation - the boy dey murder all of dem... (the boy brain dey hot!)


He was made the Class Monitor from Primary 1 - 6,
became the CLass Prefect from JSS 1 -3,
Became Head boy from SS1 - 3

Na small thing comot, the boy for be Class Rep for ND1 and Departmental President for HND2 but him mind nor dey. cheesy


The boy grew up to become a strong man - never dulling and very independent.


With his brilliance, he hustled at different places just to make ends meet...

If I tell yoh wetin GNLD use the boy eyes tey see! (Story for anoda day)

The boy dun pass through plenty wahala BUT, he knows how to "Push Through The Pain".if you doubt, (Ask Casper Nyovest) smiley

Do you know the person in this story is?
He is Tobitrueman!


Just like an encounter changed Saul to Paul in the bible... na still one encounter change dis Migossss to Broda T... grin (Story for anoda day)




HBD Tobitrueman ☆! You've become a broda and a friend, I wish you Long Life, Good Health n Plenty Money!


May you jaiye-jaiye till you grow old and toothless - enjoying the fruit of you labour! Amen!

Today is your day, in Titus's voice... "Shut Down Everywhere like Aba boyss" cheesy

Nothing do you!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:58pm On Nov 16, 2020
15-11-20

OMO!

Na God get power.

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Ikdbabie(f): 12:58pm On Nov 21, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:


This was your first comment that earned you the
1st-lady here. You may not know what this comment meant to me back then. E ginger me, walai..

HBD fine yarinya, I wish you Long Life n Plenty Money...

wink
thanks honey
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:03pm On Dec 01, 2020
Ikdbabie:
thanks honey
wink

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:05pm On Dec 01, 2020
Yello, my people!



I'm at Novare Mall (Shoprite), Lekki at the moment.


If you dey around and you no mind, holla at me.


Let's chill over a chilled bottle of happiness and some chewable. wink grin

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:24am On Dec 02, 2020
Random 1 For The Road...


" The thing is I don't even wanna see you anymore, just geddifok outta my life" was the content of the message I received.

No, its not what you are thinking, the message wasn't for me, rather, Azo forwarded the text to me, from his babe.


Nigga was (foolishly) in love.


" guy, this babe you dey fall for so, if tins cast, she go catch you?," I asked Azo, when he told me about the babe in question. " Efe nawa for you oh, na you dey talk like dis again? you nor know my matter? I say she love me scarra" came his reply while we strolled towards her street.


It was suppose to be a brief meeting, he prolly wanted to deliver some kesh to her- codedly. Even if he was discreet about it, I dun code since. I just played along without saying anything.


" Hey darling meet my Gee, Efe," he introduced us while I kept a neutral face and said my hi, "I'm Efe".

I excused myself so the lovers could have some privacy to talk and do mushy mushy things.


Tell you what, the babe was beautiful, she get front and back plus light skin. of course, she dey enta guys eyes.


Her beauty was Azo's weakness. To him, having her means he has secured the bag.

You know guys na, we have a sense of pride when we win the heart of a babe the rest guys wanna have.
If she's beautiful and sexy, automatically she becomes a trophy most guys wanna win(date/bang or marry). The competition dey tough o.

Where most guys lose it is that, they fall for only the physical attributes- without getting to know her other qualities and decide if they would be compactible or not.

Na the reason why most guys dey go enta relationship with babes wen dem suppose get 1 Night Stand With. ( it usually ends in sifia HEARTBREAK and premium tears)
......

Wooing a beautiful n curvaceous babe ehn...

Na there you go see guys wen dey CREDIT her aza on a steady, even without her asking...
Some guys go dey send her airtime,
Others go turn to automatic sugar zaddy... (most times dem just wantu bang and move ahead)
Some guys go dey supply her gifts, shawarma and other things along the line...


Before you say " Wahala for who no get money", make I tell you wetin happen for Abule... grin


The process of winning a girl's heart is fun, sweet and adventurous too.


it's like a royal rumble match. Being the last man standing requires some tips and other coded activities that will enable you outsmart your fellow toasters and win her heart. ( I'll reveal them in my ebook, cheesy grin) opor!

Yes, getting money is very important, in fact, No go use that aspect play for any reason. MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND yunno!

Aeroplane nor be bird, but na money make am fly for air. ( shey you dey get)


You NEED money to fund your lifestyle, live a better life and help those around you... NOT BECAUSE YOU WANNA IMPRESS ANYONE (Perish dat mindset)

Nobody really gives a fvck about you.
Everybody dey try package and push themselves ahead in their own ways, so, if you con go dey live your life to impress people wen nor send you, you dun dey Loose concentration be dat (Focus o!)

*****

Back to the matter...


Dating a cute girl with a banging body brings a sense of pride to the guy. You know that feeling of... " na me get her, na me dey shift her paynt, na me dey make her speak in tongues in the oza room... etc" and other things along that line...


Some babes know these things and they capitalize on it big time- turning their lovers to magas and billing them mercilessly.


Guy man wen nor know whatsup go dey chest bills till he go broke, con dey frustrated and depressed.

immediately you go broke, the babe go dump your miserable self and follow anoda Nigga who go fit dey sponsor her lifestyle... She's not your girlfriend, just your turn.

There are some baes that are angels out there... E just too bad say na the bad, entitled and broke ass baes plenty pass.
.....



Okay, what led to the text according to Azo was that... She asked for a certain amount of money from him just few days after he transferred money to her for upkeep. To him, she was his asset, and he wouldn't want to lose her to another nigga because of money. So... he tried his best to send her money whenever she requested- even if it means him borrowing and taking loans. ( Anything for his durling)

Wahala for who no get durling oh... cheesy


I told my guy that he was heading for disaster- the nigga nor hear.

Azo made me remember the 3 categories of people you shouldn't waste time to advise: (1)A rich man, (2) A boy/girl in love and (3)someone that.... (goan ask your daddy the third one one cheesy)

Azo was in one of the categories...


Problem started when...

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:
This story is real with some elements of fiction and change of names to protect the identity of people involved..

Please pardon my grammatical blunders and correct me. This is more like a freestyle writing.

Warning: If you one misbehave, abeg go reason am again cos i get SARS number, na just to send them your address and your life will never remain the same. grin

NB:This story is sweet so, if you are a dibetic patient or you are watching your sugar level, please keep off.(i don't want to be held for murder) lol.

Please, if you don't know how to smile, stop reading from here. Its an offence to carry a long face(frown) here.

Life is too short to be waste your precious time frowning(losing moments of happiness).

Omo, on this date some years ago, this story started...

Dat year Na still Shiloh period e try start too sef, in fact na Dat day e start. cheesy
Make I go prepare for Shiloh fess, although na 2mao dis year own go start Sha... But, Locate the nearest Winners near you o. grin


No reason me o, I'm not close to being holy, and I don't even intend to be. Does this mean I'm advising you or me to live a reckless lifestyle? ( if you like go lose guard, is you Dat Sabi) wink


Anything you do, just ensure you have that personal relationship with the creator of the universe.

Cos Las Las, na only hypocrites holy and that's why I Hate em.



Before I soro soke and lose concentration...


HAPPY ANNIVERSARY To This Community ! grin

To all old and new members(readers), I greet ona SPECIALLY!


If nor be ona, dis story and dis our eCommunity for nor dey exist. (You guys are amazing)


Although I've been inconsistent lately, I'm sorry... Abeg biko/mabinu, make ona no vex ... life dey happen n your boy needs to be in the spirit, so Dat I can flow Berra. (shey you get d koko) wink


Your likes and comments keeps gingering and motivating me to do better. I'll make it up to you guys (I mean am o)





I go update later.


Once again, a big THANKS to ALL OF YOU!


Ona too Much!

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:50am On Dec 12, 2020
12-12-2020.



HML Tman! grin


Ayiii

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by blazebaba(m): 10:47pm On Dec 14, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:
Random 1 for the road...

Make today for nor just go like dat.. Make ona use dis one tey press.



That moment you realized that you not your lover's lover. Wait fess, so your nor be your babe guy. **lol*


You know that feeling your lover told you they were not around, only for you to find them with someone else in a bar you went to chill n clear ur head??


Shebi e go be like say na bad dream... only you go dey wish say make e nor be true.. That shii would fvck your emotion up different if you truly love her.


E go be like say heart attack wan hold you.. like say the whold place dey rotate.


Its at such moment the red flags you ignored starts replaying in ur head.. One mind wee na be laughing you, calling you a Mumu man (you dunno nothing)


You were blindly and foolishly in love.. You go even lose appetite, instanta..


Dis one na bae wen dun wed for your mind already o... even if you neva propose to her for real life sef. (Chai)


Bar man, brings bottles, na so you tey drink, hoping say e go make your head clear or wake you up from the bad dream.


Before you know it, you that haven't drank more than 2 bottles in your life before, you dun down 6ix bottles and dey signal bar man for more.


Na then you con realize say those times wey your guys dey jokingly call you mugu, na the actual truth dem dey talk.


While your mind is running wild in different directions, then you'd remember the last you both made love. You go con dey reason how she tey sweet.. sweet in the middle.


All these while you dey compose yourself o.. "man nor dey cry," would be ur consoling thoughtz until
the thought of how she screams your name while her kitty squeeze n cream ur lil soldier..... hits you.


*sniffs** 1st tear drops, you go clean am, say maybe na pepper enter your eyes. (Hard guy nor dey cry)


2nd tear drops, you clean am, " e be like say na the onions wey i slice ystrday dey make me cry now so o," you would say in defense.. (bros wee you keep kwayet?)


Cry in peace joor. Na break, your heart break, your nor kee person.. **lol**


The bar man brought the 7th bottle and noticed the tears flowing from your eyes.. " hello sir, is everything okay?," he asked, concerned.


" what kinda question is that, do i look like everything is not alright... ogbeni mind your business oh, make i nor change am for you, if na your babe anoda person thief, shey you go dey alright ni," you wee want to reply bt... You nor fit just cast yourself like dat nA.


" I'm cool bruv," you wee reply, with that mind your fvcking business look.


While you forming James Bond for innocent bar man, you con see as the guy dey kiss your babe, sorry, ex babe... she con smile smile like dat goat head for ukodo..


"So na dat guy go dey enjoy her now??"


"Where i tey Bleep up??" You wee ask yourself.


"But me and her nor get any issues before o, we even talk well yesterday night na.... Wetin dey occur??


The next thing wey go sup be say, you dun dey cry dey laugh.. E con be like say na crase wan start so...(chai, village people why today??)


Small small, people dun dey observe you with style, dey reason weda make dem tie you with rope or not..


Omo, you shouldn't be the imaginary bros in this story oh.


Nor go let "i too love her" make you drink sniper con go die, incase ona relationship cast oh.. cos, once you die, na you lose.


So while you love with your heart, use your brain.. Dem say "love dey turn person to mumu" dat one na lie from the deepest part of hell.


Yea, in relationship, there's enough room for compromises, but.. You should know when your lover is being manipulative or fooling you.


Relationship na "lean on me" nor be "press me die" ( shey you get)

cheesy






Guy walai dis shii wey you talk don do me before oooo......


Na from there i carry "REDPILL" swallow,i cant beleive my eyes...moh pada shayoo yama yama nii....

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2020
blazebaba:







Guy walai dis shii wey you talk don do me before oooo......


Na from there i carry "REDPILL" swallow,i cant beleive my eyes...moh pada shayoo yama yama nii....
You dun mean it... cheesy cheesy
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by blazebaba(m): 11:05pm On Dec 16, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:
You dun mean it... cheesy cheesy



*Make i summarize am give you abii*....


"Babe call me,ohh sorry ex say she need money bla bla bla,,truly that period wey she call i was goddam broke,the little savings have got i cant afford to just spend it unwisely...so i had to call her and sit her down and explain the current situation to her and promise to get the money for her as soon as i could.....naso she start giving attitude oooo,will call her and she be forming macho for me oo,she even block my number of which have gotten the money she was asking for....the day i was supposed to go give her the money,i couldnt get through to her cos she blocked my number,had to borrow a friend phone to call her but she keeps telling me we cant see,shoo just say i broke and tell you say i never get money now....na that vex i use tell my padi say make we dey chill for one bar for there street oo..my guy walai he never reach thirty minuite naso this gal show up for the same bar wey me and my niqqa dey,,,,she saw me and was shocked,she had to come greet me for our table....funniest part was that i heard one of the guys she came with asking her if shes gonna be taking goldberg or heineken...this was a girl that tell me she dosent take alcoholic mogbe,although she asked for bottle water instead and the guy was like why are you taking water and she said she was fine.....bro i was jejely on one bottle of throphy oooo,how i take enter eleven i kno no ooo,how i take reach house house i kno no ooo...thanks to my friend that was giving me the details in 3D....omoh since that time ehn na REDPILL oooo...."

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:14pm On Dec 16, 2020
blazebaba:




*Make i summarize am give you abii*....


"Babe call me,ohh sorry ex say she need money bla bla bla,,truly that period wey she call i was goddam broke,the little savings have got i cant afford to just spend it unwisely...so i had to call her and sit her down and explain the current situation to her and promise to get the money for her as soon as i could.....naso she start giving attitude oooo,will call her and she be forming macho for me oo,she even block my number of which have gotten the money she was asking for....the day i was supposed to go give her the money,i couldnt get through to her cos she blocked my number,had to borrow a friend phone to call her but she keeps telling me we cant see,shoo just say i broke and tell you say i never get money now....na that vex i use tell my padi say make we dey chill for one bar for there street oo..my guy walai he never reach thirty minuite naso this gal show up for the same bar wey me and my niqqa dey,,,,she saw me and was shocked,she had to come greet me for our table....funniest part was that i heard one of the guys she came with asking her if shes gonna be taking goldberg or heineken...this was a girl that tell me she dosent take alcoholic mogbe,although she asked for bottle water instead and the guy was like why are you taking water and she said she was fine.....bro i was jejely on one bottle of throphy oooo,how i take enter eleven i kno no ooo,how i take reach house house i kno no ooo...thanks to my friend that was giving me the details in 3D....omoh since that time ehn na REDPILL oooo...."
Omo... shocked

E be what?? E Be Things cheesy cheesy


I dun see plenty sha...
I go dey drop dem as the story dey goes.




The koko be say, she go dun give you hint of her materialistic/entitled mentality trait, but, I sure say you go overlook her cos of correct knacking wey disguise as love. cheesy



You go dey alright, BELIEVE! cheesy
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by blazebaba(m): 7:53am On Dec 17, 2020
WHIZKIDEFE:

Omo... shocked

E be what?? E Be Things cheesy cheesy


I dun see plenty sha...
I go dey drop dem as the story dey goes.




The koko be say, she go dun give you hint of her materialistic/entitled mentality trait, but, I sure say you go overlook her cos of correct knacking wey disguise as love. cheesy



You go dey alright, BELIEVE! cheesy




All EFE'S have always known have always been real bad boys.....

You be correct gee ma niqqa..

Make i dey sama the update as he dey go....

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 12:01am On Dec 25, 2020
I thought today is just another Friday. cheesy


Why ona nor tell me since say today na Christmas na? undecided


So you people expect me to goan see Mary empty handed abi.

O wrong nau! Dem nor dey do tins laidat. sad

Atleast, I suppose show mummy Jesus love nau, even if it's just soap money sef. Anyway, We moovvveee.. grin




As e dun be already...


Lemme be the first to wish you -

A Jolly Christmas, and a Blissful New Year Ahead! cheesy

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:56pm On Dec 25, 2020
My people, I hail oh!
How una matter be nah, hope you guys are doing great... (Yes, I guess)

E dun tey oh... Plenty things dun happen dis 2020.
I nor go talk much.

If you are reading this and your life seems like its fvcked up already... Just wanna tell you to keep your head up.
Yeah, life comes with challenges, and you could be facing yours at the moment. Just cheer up cos your BIG BREAK is around the corner, trust me.

Life nor go sweet if rough times no dey... Remember, the gold you admire today once passed through fire.

All of us get battles we dey fight oh, who give up na im lose oh. ( no think am sef)

Las las... We Go Dey ALRIGHT! BELIEVE!



Make ona enjoy this one for the road... wink



Continuation

“ who be dis ice fish na…” Dafe replied laughing before he continued, “ my guy, Okuna nor be my babe oh, you fit carry on sha, nothing do you but… she go first perform oh, but, no slack sha.”

He made us understand that Okuna was using that “fiance” line as defense against all advances he made. And respecting her decision, he decided to let things slide.

“Dat girl dey perform like winch atimes sha. Imagine, na wen I con start to dey gist my babe, Okuna con start to dey use body gum me- but by then my interest for her dun die.

And my babe dey gimme all wetin I need… so, I nor just reason all the green light Okuna dey give me, shey you get”

We all listened keenly and smiled before Peace asked for tips to get her, “ as you dun dey with so, which kine things she dey like?,” he asked.

Dafe was about to say something when I interrupted, “ Peace which one be all dis plenty Jamb questions again na, shebi dem dun give you permission to execute?”

Well, the thing is Peace could’ve gone to toast Okuna without permission and heaven won’t fall down o. Not like he would’ve backed out if Dafe refused though… The fact that we are most times together at home, playing games, gisting and balling- it would’ve been awkward if we found out ourselves…

Yes, although Dafe wouldn’t have done anything to him but… that’s how you lose bond with your homies. Well, except if they never mattered to you in the first place.

Imagine losing ties with your homies cos of a babe… (O wrong nau)

“Guy, calm down na. I know why I dey ask all these questions, e go make me plan my strategy well,” he replied.

“ chief strategist of women affairs, if na like dis you dey ask your lecturers questions for class, shebi DT for dey cry for all your results… wayward son of a good father,” I teased and we all laughed while we approached the canteen.

“Omo, this one wen Okuna know say we be guys so, you sure say she go gree put head?” Peace asked, giving me that “ abeg calm down” gesture.

“ Make ona see me o, I neva try for this boy finish? Wetin be all dis one na?” Daf complained jokingly, raising his hands up.

“Abeg make ona help the boy, he just dey disturb me for house and department since,” Tiko said after laughing all these while.

“ wait fess, which plan you even get for the babe sef, you wan serious her abi na just knacking ?” I asked Peace. Cos at a point his questions con dey tire me sef.

“ very good question!” Meekest commented.

“Yess oh, na your reply go determine the kine advice we go offer you o”

“ okay, the thing be say I really like her sha. If she be my babe, e nor go bad before o, abi how ona see am?,” he replied seeking our opinion in return.


*******
Lemme derail a bit...

The truth is, as guys, we are moved by what we see. The sight of a beautiful girl’s ass and jugs will make our little soldier stand at attention, craving some lil sum-sum in the moment. ( not all guys sha)

..that moment sef, a guy won’t mind telling you he’ll marry you jus so he could get a piece of the coochie and from there…

While for women, they get aroused by… ( dm me, I wee tell you their secret) lol.

The thing is, words are to women what boobs n bums are to men… ( wor understandi )
************

Dafe made us understand that his little time with Okuna made him understand she was a material girl.

Those type ehn, if you like be a faithful nigga to them… once anoda who can lavish on them comes around, dem go sideline you! Even if you’ve sold your future to help her out or raise her up in the past, she won’t give a fvck.

Her world would revolve around the current Pablo in her life at the moment… Na those type go ask you “ how much have you even spent that is making you…” when you are in an argument.

Some go even tell you say make you drop your aza, make dem credit you all the money you dun send for dem… forgetting that you could have gone through hell and deprived yourself off some things, just to make them happen at some points in your ship.
*************

Omo, as Daflex dun clear you say she be material girl so, she go easy to get be dat na..

My guy, na material babes easy to get pass… (believe me)

Forget those their porch appearance and packaging, it’s just a façade. (dem get price) And she'll fall for anyone who can pay the price.

You know why? Once she perceives that you are well to do, or thinks she can get something off you, she go dun dey draw format on how to bill and milk you dry.

Some of em are so subtle, you fit nor even know sef if you nor know these things…
One of their qualities is, they’re good in the 'ROOM 306' banging dept. wink

If you’re the type that has a weakness for dah sweet-in-the-middle… Omo, you’re as good as finished o cos, they’d be giving you mind-blowing sex, after which comes the billing, which you’d chest cos you’d probably wantu make her happy so you could get anoda mind-blowing session again.

Yes, there are baes out there who don’t give a damn about your money. They get their shit themselves.
These types of baes, all they need from a guy in a relationship are: Love, Attention, Affection and Commitment.
Omo, a relationship with these types of baes is what you need to build a meaningful and long-lasting family.

NB: the fact that they won’t ask a dime from you doesn’t mean you shouldn’t help them when they’re in need, give them gifts, cash and other good things oh. Don’t be a selfish lover. Reciprocity is the koko to a strong and healthy relationship.

This doesn’t mean some people won’t still fvck things up sha...
The thing is, some people, whether male or female, don’t know how to handle dope ass people.

... this doesn't mean you should put up with crappy people who can't handle your amazing self. Learn to back out when you're not getting the same energy and vibes you are putting to make your relationship work.

E get why Bicycle get 2 pedals o; if one spoil, the bicycle no fit move... So also is a relationship. If only one party is putting all the efforts to make it work, IT WON'T WORK! (Na me Efe talk am)


The truth is, everyone wants financial security, whether male or female, young or old.
Having a good life isn't for a particular gender, Ikr.

But…

Where wahala dey be say, some females wanna leach on guys without having a life of their own. Na these types dey see marriage as the biggest achievement in life.

You’ll see them enduring abusive relationships just cos of the benefits they enjoy from it… ( the unlucky ones die in the process or suffer from PSTD for the rest of their lives though)

Wait fess, am I derailing again…

******
While we were talking, Dafe’s girlfriend came around with a friend of hers’.
She greeted us and introduced her friend to us.
We were gisting when I got a text.

“ oshare, come class o, Mr Geez, wan start lecture o,” was the content of the text I got from Akp.

“omo, I wan dey match o, lecturer dun enta class. Peace, no worry, we go settle down draw the map for that ‘matter/level’ later.

Yes, with my guys, ‘matter/level’ can mean anything, depend on the topic of discussion. In this context, level meant Okuna.
The boys smiled, cos they decoded, while Dafe’s girlfriend and her friend looked clueless as I left.


TBC



I for do give away today oh but... I use money tey entertain the 3 wise men wey come visit baby Jesus. grin




MeRRY Christmas, my people!

I wish us a Prosperous and Stress-free New Year ahead..

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 5:16am On Jan 01, 2021
Of you are reading this now....

Congratulations, you made it through 2020.


Happy New Year! grin

May this year be better than the rest! smiley
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Therock5555(m): 7:42pm On Feb 25, 2021
My niqqa, my niqqa, my niqqa Abeg drop number for dead thread for me, i cant access my pm...

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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:17pm On Feb 26, 2021
Therock5555:
My niqqa, my niqqa, my niqqa Abeg drop number for dead thread for me, i cant access my pm...

Baddest Uruak!

Oh... I mean, Uduak! grin

Devilish son of a good father.. cheesy
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 10:19pm On Feb 26, 2021
26-02-21


Efe here,


Make I yan you something...


Some friends fit shutdown club for you. Carry runs girl for you n even lodge hotel for you sef in the name of balling...


But,


Dem no fit give you the least 1k to support you or your business.


You're not entitled to their money & you shouldn't, ever.


But, you dun sit down ask yourself "WHY?"


Most people rather not see you grow.


To dem,
If dem help you make am...
Who go dey loyal for dem?
Who go dey call dem boss?
Who go dem go dey oppress with doings?


Can you see their bleeped up reasoning??


Those kine friends no fit show you love when you dey alive o but... Na dem fit sponsor your burial if die [ Bleep dem!]


You for try get sense o. Cut off such ties with such "fri-ends" [ e no make sense]


See ehn, no reason dem o.
No allow anybody use you.


Don't allow anybody play God in your life, never!


Sofa nor sit down dey look (idle),
Dey do your thing (Grind)
If your own people no fit help you...
God go send strangers to push you to the top



Life will be better if everyone in your circle is supportive & helping each other grow.
(shey you get?)



NB: Help isn't synonymous to monetary value.
It could be... Advice, connections, recommendations, knowledge, valuable info...




Love, care and be supportive to those in your circle WITHOUT expecting anything in return...
&
Appreciate those who genuinely do same for You.


Mind the people and energy you associate with ... E Get Why


Love & Light,
Efe
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Therock5555(m): 10:30pm On Feb 26, 2021
WHIZKIDEFE:


Baddest Uruak!

Oh... I mean, Uduak! grin

Devilish son of a good father.. cheesy


Your yansh there, na as you see my message nai you remember update eh, thunder wipe you there

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