Lovethaa:


How much exactly do u need as capital

tnerro1:
Me, I be Abuja big boy, but I no Dey make noise, we no like noise for Abuja, ur swag will let people know dat the money dey no be small. If you like India food , meet me for silverbird , na there we Dey chop things we no know just for the fun of it

I remember when I buy Chinese rice and stew for 14k, I reach house I no understand wetin I see, so I chop the rice and the shrimps for the stew, leave the rest for Fridge for a week, na my Babe come throw the stew out

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
Lagos over Abuja any day

A significant proportion of the fine ladies in Abuja are lesbians...Lagos has an endless supply of heterosexual toto

tnerro1:
Me, I be Abuja big boy, but I no Dey make noise, we no like noise for Abuja, ur swag will let people know dat the money dey no be small. If you like India food , meet me for silverbird , na there we Dey chop things we no know just for the fun of it

I remember when I buy Chinese rice and stew for 14k, I reach house I no understand wetin I see, so I chop the rice and the shrimps for the stew, leave the rest for Fridge for a week, na my Babe come throw the stew out

tnerro1:
Me, I be Abuja big boy, but I no Dey make noise, we no like noise for Abuja, ur swag will let people know dat the money dey no be small . If you like India food , meet me for silverbird , na there we Dey chop things we no know just for the fun of it

I remember when I buy Chinese rice and stew for 14k, I reach house I no understand wetin I see, so I chop the rice and the shrimps for the stew, leave the rest for Fridge for a week, na my Babe come throw the stew out

Lovethaa:



Abuja rich men own houses in banana island and give them out to thier Lagos mistress to stay ... What is ikoyi compared to asokoro or maitama... Better work hard

seankafor:
See as Una dey busy dey calculate people money

MeekySmudger:
......All this politicians and co living their life of the masses hard earned money..and embezzlement......If they do not stop soonest....am working towards getting super rich......and I will start executing dem one by one....either by bombings...or co

Philipmighty:
You be pussy you know go fit do anything

Lovethaa:


How much exactly do u need as capital

ethicallyright:
Lagos is a slum

Lovethaa:


Imagine... By the way ritual cannot give you. Politician money ... If u like kill a whole state . You can't see 1 billion not to talk of trillion...

tnerro1:
Me, I be Abuja big boy, but I no Dey make noise, we no like noise for Abuja, ur swag will let people know dat the money dey no be small. If you like India food , meet me for silverbird , na there we Dey chop things we no know just for the fun of it

I remember when I buy Chinese rice and stew for 14k, I reach house I no understand wetin I see, so I chop the rice and the shrimps for the stew, leave the rest for Fridge for a week, na my Babe come throw the stew out

achaemeka:

Good for you,congrant.
Sir,as they have helped you,pls help me with capital to start a business.I already have plan for the business.

Lovethaa:



I still don't know where u see idiot ..

Lovethaa:
If you think Lagos got the biggest boys in Nigeria, you are wrong .

I relocated to Abuja 2009 And I realized that there is huge difference between rich and wealthy ..
I was staying at an estate behind Efab mall area 11 , I made friends with a young neighbor whose mom is a politician.

This dude happens to know every politician/rich kid and where they hang out ..

One Sunday he called me to follow him to Ceddi Plaza ,a popular mall at the central area ,he took his car

On getting there ,I saw what looked like a dream, young boys age 18-25 .all came to the mall with cars you only see on TV..from Lamborghini to Bugatti to benz .

And what they do with it is what got me shocked ..this guys were using this cars to do car stunt .. a sport where u use your car to perform different tricks ..

Come and see the way they were using Cars worth millions to do stupid stuffs ,once the cat got faulty ,they dump it and takr another one ..

One thing about Abuja kids is that they don't really show off when it comes to outfits , a typical politician/rich kid will wear ordinary white top and shorts but he will drive a Benz and hold an iPhone .

This rich kids love clubbing too,infact they enjoy it and they don't go to club in singles they go in convoy ..
You will find about 5-6 cars racing to the club ,wind up with loud music and shsisha smoke going on indoors .

They also pride themselves to going to Top hotels to swim and mingle ..a typical weekend in Transcorp Hilton will confirm this .

After a while I registered in a Summer school to prepare for jamb.that's where I made friends with a dude that changed my life .. Daniel was his name and he was a junior brother to the man that married ex president Good luck Jonathan daughter..

I joined the summer school late so I was a JJC to them ,which made me always sit alone and mind my business.

In this summer school Daniel was the biggest boy because he comes to school with different cars and he buys chicken suya worth 5 thousand naira everyday and share it in class


One day after class ,I was outside preparing to go home when I saw Mercy (hottest babe in summer school). She was talking to her friends and I just stood admiring her body ,when I heard Daniel telling his friend he likes her but don't know how to get her ..

One thing about Abuja kids is that most of them lack street OT ,and that I'd something u can only learn in Lagos ..

Without asking for his permission I called mercy and told her Daniel my friend wants to speak with her ,Daniel was shocked and happy ,they both exchanged numbers that day and after that he told me to follow him hone ..

I entered his 4matic Benz and we drove off to thier house in asokoro..thier estate is so sophisticated that if you are a first timer you won't be allowed in..once in we went to thier compound and for the first time in my life I entered a mansion..

Wow ....see money.. every where was shining..the mansion was about 8 bedrooms

A visitors lodge too which is not in the main house,this mini visitors house has two bedroom,

The compound is so big that there was there was a table tennis and long tennis court in the compound...and about 15 super cars ..he introduced me to his uncle who later liked me so much that he sponsored my university fees .

But when we became friends I realized that rich Abuja people are the most humble and nice people ever ..

Money makes you proud but too much money makes you humble ..
I also find out that the rich Abuja babes (politician/rich daughters) all have skin glow naturally.. unlike Lagos gitls that pride themselves with bleaching cream ..

If you meet a fair Abuja babe ,her fairness would be shining..fresh and not Caro white ..

On meeting my friend brother he looked into my soul ad if to find if I'm hiding a hint of skeleton there ..after checking Mr properly he then told me to have my sit and compliment that he can tell that I'm a good boy ..
I later realized that yhier house

dukeprince50:
I am very sure u are living in one room in a "face me, I face u house" where I smoky "i pass my neighbour generator" is the most used.

Power has been so bad in ur area that u now spread cloth on electric wire cos u are sure Nepa no go surprise ona"

Ayhisha:


NA idiom be that or proverb?