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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by lebete3000: 12:47am On Jan 19, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see many things.

I see the husband getting tired. I see him having a trailer loads of girlfriends, I see the wife complaining bitterly, I see the marriage crashing. This I have seen.

It is known
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Nobody: 12:49am On Jan 19, 2021
Smoke55:
I Would Neither Do Any Of The Chores Nor Ask Her For Sex Again,but If I Didn't Come Back Home The Next Night Then She Should Have Her Self Blamed.
You need to change before getting married. This doesn’t make one bit of sense. How old are you sef?
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by b0rn2fuck(m): 12:58am On Jan 19, 2021
padi94:
When side chick don cook keep for am, say all you need to do to get pum pum is to eat and drink to have strength... Women be using their hand to spoil their marriage since 1800
my own woman after giving me sex once in five month, me wey be ex badoo, the new woman I met now, she banged me 10 times within a month already, na even me dey beg make she no drain me with sex.. I no even have time reason with my wife again
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by eventsms(m): 1:06am On Jan 19, 2021
NORMALLY THING
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Godsfavour78: 1:06am On Jan 19, 2021
happybee:
And after he's through with those chores, niggarr will be so exhausted asf grin
grin grin dis wan off me
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by coolakins(m): 1:17am On Jan 19, 2021
It is normal that women become more receptive if you do something pleasing or give something pleasant to them.
But making it mandatory like this is worrisome.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Lagosinter1: 1:52am On Jan 19, 2021
Hezmatosky:
It's normal. Its even more romantic to be charged by your wife for sex. Its not must tho. And you can owe her anyway. And she's more happier by so doing, and you know what that means?cheesy. Sometimes, wives find it difficult having urges for sex. So do it to lure her more to bed cool
. Fools everywhere.

Even prostitutes satisfy their customers which could be upto 15 persons daily.

Sex is nothing to women and they need not enjoy it to have it.

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Lagosinter1: 1:55am On Jan 19, 2021
texazzpete:



Man, you people are such bitter, misogynistic clowns here.

You don’t have context. You don’t know what’s happening in their marriage. You don’t know if that was a joke. You don’t know if they take it in turns to clean their rooms.


Basically, you don’t know.

And now you’ve come up with some nonsense about how ‘men are now subservient’ in one of the most patriarchal societies in the world.


Imagine bringing up a hypothetical ‘role reversal’ where you imagine bill payment being held hostage. Who told you sef that the man is the one paying all the bills? Or most of the bills?


The man posted this online for laughs. Obviously it’s an inside joke between him and his wife. And you’re here on Nairaland whining about it.

Fool. His response to it posted here is a joke as well.

You act as if these things don't happen daily.

You haven't seen or heard of women locking up because the husband hasn't met one material desire or the other?

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by richardokon710(m): 2:08am On Jan 19, 2021
I think the man is jobless

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Orc13: 2:23am On Jan 19, 2021
him no even thank God sey she fit write this good with clear crisp writing like oyibo.... I doubt sha, the handwriting is too clean to be true of a typical Nigerian babe/wife of nowadays
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Nkpitime(m): 2:58am On Jan 19, 2021
Heroclitus:



Bro, I want to create a thread and I'd have to post some files but the issue is that those files are larger than sizes of files allowed on this forum

anyway around it?
Are there ways to compress files?
Download square pics from play store use the app to resized your file volume
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by MoneyTrees(m): 3:04am On Jan 19, 2021
There's nothing wrong with the list
She's Right, she's creating fun in her relationship & the niggar who posted it might be clout chasing just to get her thrilled.
Married people do that for each other but ofcourse not broke ass married people
Don't let public opinion ruin ya relationship... A lot of em niggars be forming alpha males in public meanwhile they're the worst pvssy ass licking niggar

ifex370:






Guy calm down na.


But this is actually a bit insulting for the man to even post shows why his wife can ridicule him to that extent.

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by MoneyTrees(m): 3:06am On Jan 19, 2021
It's not about his age
Mediocre reasoning is a part of him & he can't possibly so much about it

jeesprecy:

You need to change before getting married. This doesn’t make one bit of sense. How old are you sef?
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by MASTERMIND04(m): 3:11am On Jan 19, 2021
Nonsense. Hope she is the one paying their house rent and feeding the man undecided

Even if na she dey provide for the fam sef, na still nonsense. Na the man make her dey misbehave.

Pum pum my foot.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by olmoRoc: 3:34am On Jan 19, 2021
shamsin6300:
What is PUM PUM?
Just asking for a neighbour friend.

it means sex (to have sex) in Thailand!
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Abdanny2000(m): 3:42am On Jan 19, 2021
shamsin6300:
What is PUM PUM? Just asking for a neighbour friend.
Puna
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Habsne: 4:04am On Jan 19, 2021
grin grin grin
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by MrNipplesLover(m): 4:16am On Jan 19, 2021
Women should stop making themselves look like the only thing they have to offer men on earth is PUSSY (married or not married).


#SpitsOnHerClit. angry
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Kingdanfodio: 4:38am On Jan 19, 2021
If am the man, (i know it can't happen to me) she will invites our parents why am starving her that sex she tried to menace my life with. No argument or misunderstanding, two can play the game
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by felixawe(m): 4:44am On Jan 19, 2021
Compress them
Heroclitus:



Bro, I want to create a thread and I'd have to post some files but the issue is that those files are larger than sizes of files allowed on this forum

anyway around it?
Are there ways to compress files?
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Nobody: 5:04am On Jan 19, 2021
The guy is jobless, useless and broke as hell. The woman even gave him time to complete the chores. This means that the guy is a useless fellow.

He posted it to gain sympathy.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Nobody: 5:07am On Jan 19, 2021
Sorry. Seems people are too foolish to know it was just written for fun. Una don take everything personal.

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Nobody: 5:10am On Jan 19, 2021
Calm down it was a joke. Why you people mumu like this? The hardship don affect people's mentality to the extent that they can't figure when a lady dey use style play with her hubby.
oldtruth:
The guy is jobless, useless and broke as hell. The woman even gave him time to complete the chores. This means that the guy is a useless fellow.

He posted it to gain sympathy.

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by IHIEGOD: 5:58am On Jan 19, 2021
The guy na efulefu husband who does not contribute anything in the house ( financially, materially etc) except sex that's y he was given that role atleast to be responsible for ones so don't blame the woman .
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Templa(m): 5:59am On Jan 19, 2021
This guy married an ogbanje or someone else's wife simple.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Pimine: 6:03am On Jan 19, 2021
Nijagogetsense:



It's all for joke nah, leave those couple alone nah. They are having fun with that. I believe they are not serious (though the husband will do the task) with it though it portrays the hubby is a Bluepill material and the couples are both happy with that. Let's stop being Organisers of People's Life ooo
Aswearugaaad

Oga we will organize o. Effeminate men like that are ruining this world for us biko.

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by bentenny(m): 6:12am On Jan 19, 2021
Shey she says I will do the chores before having sex with her abi?
No probs,I will diligently do what she says and even add extra....once I am done,I will take a cool shower, dress up and go out for a while then come back home by 8pm....prepare and eat my dinner and go to bed!
She will be so perturbed and never send you on such errand again!
Man shall not live by 'pumpum' alone.....I get other things to do! cool

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Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by dederocs(m): 6:17am On Jan 19, 2021
Well if the pussy is phat and juicy, fresh...itsall fun and games.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by Dchampion65: 6:27am On Jan 19, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see many things.

I see the husband getting tired. I see him having a trailer loads of girlfriends, I see the wife complaining bitterly, I see the marriage crashing. This I have seen.

Overseer of failure
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by mechanics(m): 6:43am On Jan 19, 2021
shamsin6300:
What is PUM PUM?
Just asking for a neighbour friend.
hmmmm, ask Google.
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by toprealman: 6:43am On Jan 19, 2021
shamsin6300:
What is PUM PUM?
Just asking for a neighbour friend.
Where semovita is kept
Re: Wife Gives Husband A List Of Chores To Do Before He Can Have Sex With Her by texazzpete(m): 7:07am On Jan 19, 2021
Lagosinter1:


Fool. His response to it posted here is a joke as well.

You act as if these things don't happen daily.

You haven't seen or heard of women locking up because the husband hasn't met one material desire or the other?

And do you have any reason to believe this is the case in this scenario? Especially when the husband posted it to social media himself, with much levity?

Lmao

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