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Re: . by Nobody: 12:10am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:

Yeah.

Ones that look like caterpillar.

What is your favorite sex style?
Re: . by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 07, 2021
Nazgul:
It's all vanity...

I've said this here severally and I'll say it again. I prefer girls with moderate or even small boobs and back side. I see those ones with abnormally big boobs and back side as being fake. So many surgical centers theses days, I need to be sure that what I'm lusting after is actually real not some kind of implants.

Lol.

Please change this mindset abeg.

There are natural breasts and butts nau. Lol



This your generalization ehn. E weak me oooo
It's just your preference jare.
Re: . by JosephYemsol(m): 12:58am On Feb 07, 2021
Jenny1010:
With big bum , you can control most men. For me I use my natural big bum to draw men to God. grin

Hihi... I also wanna get close to God through you...pls kindly assist me... grin
Re: . by ProtectMyMoney: 2:53am On Feb 07, 2021
Jenny1010:
With big bum , you can control most men. For me I use my natural big bum to draw men to God. grin

To draw men to God in the bedroom right?....Oh God,...oh God....I'm cumming. grin angry

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Re: . by BassReeves: 4:45am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:
I happened to enquire from some guys the benefits of a lady having huge butts but,the reply I got wasn't even logical enough.

I mean,many men go into marriages just cause of the appealing nature of a woman's flesh.

I can only but understand the trouble most ladies face when passing the street. You get this sort of attention that's totally embarrassing and insultive.

Those that don't have feel left out and will want to do anything to get huge butts,like going under the knife. Why? Cause they are being pressured and stigmatized.

Dear men of nairaland, can you please spot out the importance of big bum bum.
I need advantages, not satisfactages.

For those that'll bash me, I don't mean to bother your evening.

Taink yo.

Modified: For those enquiring about the size of my butt, check the diameter of your head.
Have you don't that?

Oya check the size of your woman's butt.
Have you done that?

Check the back of your car.
Done?

Check your bank account.
sad

You can place my butt in one of the categories above. Thank you
I love women nyash die and the way you'll know is that I see nyash first before bweast. I love gently rhythmic and lilting nyash. There is something about nyash, that makes it enthralling, delightful and greatly to the liking of someone like me.

I always smile and say to myself that, God has a 'wicked' sense of humour, concerning, how He made nyash, that really is shithouse, to be so desirable, have such physical attraction, have this magnetic sexual arousing, seductive influence and evoking pleasant interest about it. What the eyes talks and leaves unsaid, the nyash takes over from what's left unsaid and completes the talk.

Not necessarily in any order of prominence, my advantages of nyash are:
1. Nyash cheeks are loyal, not matter how śhit tries to separate them, they always stick together, united.
2. Its fun to grab, squeeze and rub my madam's nyash cheeks. Every nyash deserves a good rub and do loving to.
3. Use my madam's nyash cheeks as pillow
4. Push my boner against my madam's nyash cheeks to send her signals
5. According to statistics, 95% of men are attracted to nyash
6. It is therapeutically good to stare at, even if its a weapon of nyash distraction or weapon of mass destruction.
7. No one sang a hit song about flat nyash
8. Without nyash, twerking doesnt work well.
9. When big, don't have to twerk hard, as voluptuous enough to effortlessly booty poppin' twerk and give treat with.
10. Lastly nothing beats big nyash booty that goes with beauty and brains

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Re: . by FalseProphet1(m): 4:46am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:


Dm sharp sharp.
Let's get to work.
Done
Re: . by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:54am On Feb 07, 2021
Jenny1010:
With big bum , you can control most men. For me I use my natural big bum to draw men to God. grin

I need deliverance. I've been sinning cry
Re: . by MickzyDonald: 5:56am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:



grin

Read my mention again grin
Yeah, that means all Virginlanders will have to also take the experiment so the can get the explanation better,its not something i can just explain like that
Re: . by Nobody: 6:44am On Feb 07, 2021
cheesy big butts are appealling cheesy and even if ur butt is not dat big then at least it should be a lil rounded or look feminine.but again it's not every guy that likes ukwu
Re: . by Debzempire(f): 7:37am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:


Do you sell bone straight??

Yes ma'am we have human hair bone straight and hair blend bone straight... depending on your choice...
Re: . by Nobody: 7:45am On Feb 07, 2021
A female's curves are instinctively attractive to normal men, not something you can explain logically. Fundamental human nature (fear, arousal, hunger etc) are still governed by instinct. In this case, it's just like the redness of a baboon's bottom indicates good genes and arouses the sexual drive of opposite sex baboons.

Even young boys who don't know anything about sex are fascinated by women's breasts and bottoms and will touch them if permitted.
Re: . by Nazgul: 8:17am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:


Lol.

Please change this mindset abeg.

There are natural breasts and butts nau. Lol



This your generalization ehn. E weak me oooo
It's just your preference jare.
Yea they're natural ones no doubt, just that I'm not so moved by them.

A big breast easily gets saggy and unattractive with time compared to a small or average one.

A big ass easily becomes abnormally shapeless if she gains weight due to child birth and other hormone changes compared to a small or average one.

Check out girls with big breasts ass at age 35-40 who have given birth, if they undréss, you won't even have an erection because of the nature of their body. This is the reason why I prefer them in moderate size so that my wife can always look like a girlfriend to me anytime any day, even after giving birth, she'll still be sexually attractive to me.

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Re: . by KefeeBRIGHT91(m): 9:48am On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:
I happened to enquire from some guys the benefits of a lady having huge butts but,the reply I got wasn't even logical enough.


I mean,many men go into marriages just cause of the appealing nature of a woman's flesh.

I can only but understand the trouble most ladies face when passing the street. You get this sort of attention that's totally embarrassing and insultive.


Those that don't have feel left out and will want to do anything to get huge butts,like going under the knife. Why? Cause they are being pressured and stigmatized.

Dear men of nairaland, can you please spot out the importance of big bum bum.
I need advantages, not satisfactages.


For those that'll bash me, I don't mean to bother your evening.



Taink yo.


Modified: For those enquiring about the size of my butt, check the diameter of your head.
Have you don't that?

Oya check the size of your woman's butt.
Have you done that?

Check the back of your car.
Done?

Check your bank account.
sad



You can place my butt in one of the categories above. Thank you

https://www.kidspot.com.au/health/family-health/mums-health/why-big-hips-and-butts-rock-for-mums/news-story/f04e29ed1d70bb2b2978a75b34347e10
Re: . by humilitypays(m): 10:17am On Feb 07, 2021
Ladies with big buttocks give birth to brainy kids who survive better in life says research

Researchers have found that the development of babies’ brains relies on fat supplies stripped directly from the mother’s thighs and bottom, especially during breastfeeding.

They found that the quantity of such fat supplies may directly affect a child’s intelligence and chances of survival — which could also provide a clue as to why some men are evolutionarily hardwired to prefer curvier women.

According to Professor Will Lassek, who has published a number of science papers and the book Why Women Need Fat, the fats in women’s buttocks and thighs are high in a chemical called docosahexaenoic acid, or DHA, found also in abundance in those super-healthy omega-3 fatty acids.

“The fat in these areas is a depot for building a baby’s brain,” he said. “You need lots of fat to make a nervous system and the fats in these areas are also enriched in DHA, which is a particularly important component in the human brain.

It looks as if women have evolved to accumulate these fats and hold on to them — until a baby arrives.”

He added that about 80 percent of the DHA needed for a baby’s brain comes from the mother’s stored fat, during pregnancy and breastfeeding.



For more details check here https://www.kidspot.com.au/health/family-health/mums-health/why-big-hips-and-butts-rock-for-mums/news-story/f04e29ed1d70bb2b2978a75b34347e10
Re: . by Freelane33(m): 10:17am On Feb 07, 2021
Hmmm hmmm
Jenny1010:
With big bum , you can control most men. For me I use my natural big bum to draw men to God. grin
Re: . by kalu61(m): 10:26am On Feb 07, 2021
You will understand because you are not a man but if you insist, l will refer you to our ancestors in Song of Solomon grin. The man who saw it all.

It's physchological

7:7 This thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.7:8 I said, I will go up to the palm tree, I will take hold of the boughs thereof: now also thy breasts shall be as clusters of the vine, and the smell of thy nose like apples;7:9 And the roof of thy mouth like the best wine for my beloved, that goeth down sweetly, causing the lips of those that are asleep to speak. Song of Solomon
Re: . by mosdii(m): 11:07am On Feb 07, 2021
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
Re: . by adadike(f): 1:11pm On Feb 07, 2021
Big bum and big boobs, my Anambra guys will always tell me , chei! Biko, na rice?' mine is to ignore and pretend like I no hear you sef
Re: . by munezo(m): 2:55pm On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:



I don't think it is good.







It is quite embarrassing.

Don't ask me how I got to know cause, I just know oo.



The ladies that have big butt came to complain to me,so I know what they're passing through.

I don't agree with you. The ladies with big butt can't complain. Most ladies want to court guys attention anytime they go out. They always dress to be attractive enough to get more than a handful of Toasters on a daily.
Re: . by munezo(m): 3:12pm On Feb 07, 2021
BassReeves:
I love women nyash die and the way you'll know is that I see nyash first before bweast. I love gently rhythmic and lilting nyash. There is something about nyash, that makes it enthralling, delightful and greatly to the liking of someone like me.

I always smile and say to myself that, God has a 'wicked' sense of humour, concerning, how He made nyash, that really is shithouse, to be so desirable, have such physical attraction, have this magnetic sexual arousing, seductive influence and evoking pleasant interest about it. What the eyes talks and leaves unsaid, the nyash takes over from what's left unsaid and completes the talk.

Not necessarily in any order of prominence, my advantages of nyash are:
1. Nyash cheeks are loyal, not matter how śhit tries to separate them, they always stick together, united.
2. Its fun to grab, squeeze and rub my madam's nyash cheeks. Every nyash deserves a good rub and do loving to.
3. Use my madam's nyash cheeks as pillow
4. Push my boner against my madam's nyash cheeks to send her signals
5. According to statistics, 95% of men are attracted to nyash
6. It is therapeutically good to stare at, even if its a weapon of nyash distraction or weapon of mass destruction.
7. No one sang a hit song about flat nyash
8. Without nyash, twerking doesnt work well.
9. When big, don't have to twerk hard, as voluptuous enough to effortlessly booty poppin' twerk and give treat with.
10. Lastly nothing beats big nyash booty that goes with beauty and brains

Somebody should give this guy a chilled bottle of beer, he has said it all grin grin grin grin

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Re: . by Dotar: 3:59pm On Feb 07, 2021
[quote author=StacyO post=98810588]I happened to enquire from some guys the benefits of a lady having huge butts but,the reply I got wasn't even logical enough.


I mean,many men go into marriages just cause of the appealing nature of a woman's flesh.

I can only but understand the trouble most ladies face when passing the street. You get this sort of attention that's totally embarrassing and insultive.


Those that don't have feel left out and will want to do anything to get huge butts,like going under the knife. Why? Cause they are being pressured and stigmatized.

Dear men of nairaland, can you please spot out the importance of big bum bum.
I need advantages, not satisfactages.


For those that'll bash me, I don't mean to bother your evening.



Taink yo.


Modified: For those enquiring about the size of my butt, check the diameter of your head.
Have you don't that?

Oya check the size of your woman's butt.
Have you done that?

Check the back of your car.
Done?

Check your bank account.
sad



You cal
Re: . by Nobody: 4:08pm On Feb 07, 2021
Dotar:
my dear, my ukwu has taken away the little confidence I had left, as an introvert,the kind of stare I get whenever I go out from both guys and ladies makes me don't wanna come out of my shell atall.. having a big backside sucks!

Finally, someone that gets the message.



Have you grown past the introverted side of you?? If yes,how did you manage to do it?


Thank you.
Re: . by Nobody: 4:10pm On Feb 07, 2021
munezo:


I don't agree with you. The ladies with big butt can't complain. Most ladies want to court guys attention anytime they go out. They always dress to be attractive enough to get more than a handful of Toasters on a daily.

Do you have big bum bum. grin




No.


Oya step aside. Let them complain their complain in peace.
Re: . by Nobody: 4:12pm On Feb 07, 2021
adadike:
Big bum and big boobs, my Anambra guys will always tell me , chei! Biko, na rice?' mine is to ignore and pretend like I no hear you sef


Hope you're not showing it for fancy sha?



Na there e go pain me well well grin

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Re: . by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 07, 2021
Nazgul:

Yea they're natural ones no doubt, just that I'm not so moved by them.

A big breast easily gets saggy and unattractive with time compared to a small or average one.

A big ass easily becomes abnormally shapeless if she gains weight due to child birth and other hormone changes compared to a small or average one.

Check out girls with big breasts ass at age 35-40 who have given birth, if they undréss, you won't even have an erection because of the nature of their body. This is the reason why I prefer them in moderate size so that my wife can always look like a girlfriend to me anytime any day, even after giving birth, she'll still be sexually attractive to me.

#fact




But,with lots of exercise one can still maintain all those fat grin
Re: . by Nobody: 4:17pm On Feb 07, 2021
lefulefu:
cheesy big butts are appealling cheesy and even if ur butt is not dat big then at least it should be a lil rounded or look feminine.but again it's not every guy that likes ukwu


I knew you would come here to mark register.


CEO bee hind association.






And,I equally know you like big nyash.

Re: . by Nobody: 4:21pm On Feb 07, 2021
MickzyDonald:

Yeah, that means all Virginlanders will have to also take the experiment so the can get the explanation better,its not something i can just explain like that

Shey you'll put only the tip?
Re: . by adadike(f): 4:22pm On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:



Hope you're not showing it for fancy sha?



Na there e go pain me well well grin
grin so u are a guy?
Re: . by Nobody: 4:25pm On Feb 07, 2021
adadike:
grin so u are a guy?

I'm a living thing,I have breasts and a vagina.


What am I?











It is a very popular riddle. grin
I hope you can answer it grin
Re: . by KidDarkness(m): 4:27pm On Feb 07, 2021
adadike:
Big bum and big boobs, my Anambra guys will always tell me , chei! Biko, na rice?' mine is to ignore and pretend like I no hear you sef
Only you carry both? Jesus is really Lord now and forever. Chai!
Re: . by KidDarkness(m): 4:28pm On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:

I'm a living thing,I have breasts and a vagina.

What am I?










It is a very popular riddle. grin I hope you can answer it grin
Aliens are living things. Some have breasts and vagina too
Re: . by adadike(f): 4:29pm On Feb 07, 2021
StacyO:


I'm a living thing,I have breasts and a vagina.


What am I?











It is a very popular riddle. grin
I hope you can answer it grin
cheesy ok o

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