Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

This has nothing to do with theism or atheism, you are simply irresponsible. Sorry, I couldn't find a more subtle way to tell you that.

WoundedLamb:
This has nothing to do with theism or atheism, you are simply irresponsible. Sorry, I couldn't find a more subtle way to tell you that.

I guess life is not fair
Irresponsible ppl getting more money than responsible ppl.
Plus I was high when I did that testimony.
If I was sober, I wouldn't have tried that tbh
I usually toast church babes that's all.
But that day I was high and filled with so much confidence
I'm still shocked that they all believed my fake testimony.

Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy

Boy see my signature and stop mumuing around!

Babara1994:
Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy

I just love making fun of Christian's and their stupid beliefs.
Like judgement day, rapture, born again
All those stupid myopic beliefs are used to mislead the masses.
This money I got from this pastor, he even said I should be reporting every Tuesday with account of how the money is being spent for my business.
The mumu no know say I dey wait make the other woman fufill her 115k pledge,i go just block him number.
Go my side go chop flex..

AnonymousAhoy:
Boy see my signature and stop mumuing around!

If it's not big bag of cash, I'm not checking any signature

ChizzyBuna:
Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

Continue joor.... their God is very forgiving.

But just be careful that the way you're going you don't offend someone dear to their God, cos then their god will fvck you up.

And when he does, no juju man, native doctor, amadioha, sango, demons, evil spirits, Queen of the coast and seven seas, occult lords, will be able to help you.

And efcc will arrest you for fraud.

Obtaining under false pretense

michlins:
And efcc will arrest you for fraud.

Obtaining under false pretense

The Pastor said "God told him to bless me with 100k to start my business afresh"

I agree, I lied with fake testimony, but I never expected to be given cash or gift. I just did it cuz I was high and just jonzing around. The fact they all believed it and gave me money is the one that shock me.
So I'm not responsible for the money pastor gave me. He said God told him to give me. Sooo it's not my fault

Abeg no go try am for deeper life or MFM....

Op ur KARMA is waiting for u...

Op is probably lying cause he is mentioning real names

the tramadol still dey your brain

Babara1994:
Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy

Is that where God live?

Lol! God told the pastor indeed

pls send me 10k

Egbo nor block the pastor yet, wait for the other woman alert, soon as you see the alert, go the church give another testimony say pastor prayers and em money done really do wonders for you, especially him prayers, say ur land for village Na so mtn mass take locate am. Say u need go village ASAP, Buh you the promise to build another church for them hahahhahahahahahhaha. Com Shout praise the lord join am

The ones whose entire family were wasted by boko haram, accidents, robbers, cults etc and the ones begging for money to treat one ailment or the other, who knows whatever they have done and pronounced into their lives.

"As I live, declared The Lord, I shall do to you the VERY THINGS I heard you say" Numbers 14:28.

I suggest that you return that money.

This animal don come with him cooked up stories. This guy isn't mentally stable.

This is not an attribute of an atheist and your story is fake.

Enjoy the fantasy of your fake story just like sisterfire catches cruise as chorister

ChizzyBuna:
Im an athiest and I love messing with christians and playing pranks on them.

I sometimes attend random church evemts just to toast babe or jonze around.
Sometimes I pretend to catch holy ghost lmao!!!

On January 31st I attended one church and during time for testimony I jokingly went to the altar and gave fake testimony.
That day I was high on red tramadol
I lied to them how I was charmed by occult men and escaped ritual and later that month that my shop was demolished after 1 year land dispute.

I ended the testimony with fake tears
It was a moving story shaa

But why did I do fake testimony??
I guess I was high on tramadol. I had too much confidence

The mumu pastor started praying kabbosh and speaking in tounges after my testimony on top my head.
Next thing He said God told him to bless me with 100k to start new business!!!!!!!!!
Im still in shock up til now
As I was still in shock, one woman in her 40's stood up and say she will add 115k with the pastor.

They told me to write my account number and phone number .I have acknowledge and received 100k from pastor uche.
The other woman hasn't sent her 115k and I plan on going there this Sunday to see if I can meet her.
They know me as a new member.

I pray that woman sends me the 115k this Sunday oooo. I still can't believe my eyes
215k from giving fake testimony..

But the thing is, should I chop the 100k jejely and block the pastor number
Or
Should I wait till the woman send the 115k then I block his number.
Only pastor I gave my number to
The woman doesn't have my number

What do u think I should do?

You know what forget what I said, if this is true chop your money, the sheep deserve it for being stupid.

Babara1994:
Go to synagogue and try that if he sure for you. If them no cast that nonsense demon commot for ur life. Silly boy

you mean the clown that prophesied coronas end or the one that prophesied Hilary Clinton's win in the presidential elections.

No 1. I know the story is probably a lie. But you sound depressed bruh.


No 2. but still Op just know you can never scam or Rob God you are only scamming and robbing yourself.


No 3. May God change and bless you.

Speechless mode

alaye jeun lo jor
wait for the woman 115k... collect it with more tears and more cash will flow in

So basically you dating Christian girls to change their believe about God. Don't worry kontinue! God will arrest u one day

ChizzyBuna:
I just love making fun of Christian's and their stupid beliefs.
Like judgement day, rapture, born again
All those stupid myopic beliefs are used to mislead the masses.
This money I got from this pastor, he even said I should be reporting every Tuesday with account of how the money is being spent for my business.
The mumu no know say I dey wait make the other woman fufill her 115k pledge,i go just block him number.
Go my side go chop flex..

pointblank247:
I suggest that you return that money.

Money I've already spent 20%

ChizzyBuna:

The Pastor said "God told him to bless me with 100k to start my business afresh"

I agree, I lied with fake testimony, but I never expected to be given cash or gift. I just did it cuz I was high and just jonzing around. The fact they all believed it and gave me money is the one that shock me.
So I'm not responsible for the money pastor gave me. He said God told him to give me. Sooo it's not my fault

BOSS!

Won't u pay your tithe?

Pay 5% tithe to me

Should I paste my Aza