Now tear the result and throw it aware. Don't let another eye see it. So as not to cause problem for yourself.

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not

https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

Congratulations bro

Shokoloko:


Thank you. Very fabricated . If he is migrating as he said he is, there is no way the wife did not know that a DNA test was being conducted.
In fact she went with him to the hospital

loooool, most of their stories here are lamba

Walkee:
a woman living in the house of man who is sleeping with other men have a very high chance of bringing a son of a loser from outside to come and inherit the labour and sweat of her husband that's why female infidelity has always been an abomination since the beginning of time. I as a man don't have the biological /natural capability to bring a child that doesn't belong to you home and deceive you into believing the fool is yours.
Blame nature for giving you a womb not men for being sexist. Sexism is a myth

A man sleeping with a married woman have high chances of inserting his kid into another man's home. Regardless of what nature has done, the fact that it takes two people to to cheat is already enough to conclude no party is free of blame. Blaming a woman for sleeping for sleeping around while protecting the men she sleeps with is so dumb.

are you GOD? why hold her past?! have she been unfaithful after marriage for your doubts? if she's faithful you're a problem. thank God for vindicated her.

etrange:


A man sleeping with a married woman have high chances of inserting his kid into another man's home. Regardless of what nature has done, the fact that it takes two people to to cheat is already enough to conclude no party is free of blame. Blaming a woman for sleeping for sleeping around while protecting the men she sleeps with is so dumb.

I'm not the one protecting anyone. Men sleep with prostitute, masturrbate etc a married woman or a woman living with a man who opens her vagina for another man to pour sperm into is a curse and will forever be regarded as a curse and a waste product till the end of time. Take your grievances to nature or remove your breast and womb and start pretending to be a man like the fools in the West

BluntCrazeMan:
OK THEN.!!!






I guess the whole story ends here.!!
Congrats Bro.
Go Home And Be Happy.
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(Let me Not Just imagine what you would have done if any of the tests turned out NEGATIVE..)

etrange:


A man sleeping with a married woman have high chances of inserting his kid into another man's home. Regardless of what nature has done, the fact that it takes two people to to cheat is already enough to conclude no party is free of blame. Blaming a woman for sleeping for sleeping around while protecting the men she sleeps with is so dumb.

Please, don't engage the men on this forum on that matter. They sound extremely dumb when they begin using words like "abomination" when it concerns women, but feel nothing when men do it.

When DNA issues come up, it is men like themselves behind it. They are their own enemy but choose to remain daft.

In fact, any man who believes women must do DNA tests, must agree to DNA tests on the children of any women he ever had sex with. They think these things happen through women, when they are the ones with the semen.

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

How much per one boss

I have gotten the update I wanted, I can now unfollow you.

bro thomas u finaly agree, awon oloriburuku omo atijatijati

Sorry to ask, how much is the DNA test?

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

NotFarFrom:
That 0.1% is from who? �

I guess it's the sensitivity or accuracy of the test used

Send them and the hoeee out if they are not yours

badaru911:
... Wow.. That's cool man... A smile is now on your face.... Not Oh my God... Oh my God...Oh my God.....

Please don't shill this.

banmee:

When it relates to sexual morality, Nigerians are experts. When it comes to other forms of morality, Nigerians will disappear.

Wallahi

Stephenmoka4:
What if a woman and her lover uses protection but, children are from her husband. Isn't that bad too?

Her husband supposed be her lover but not the other way round...

meobizy:
This topic was long done and dusted. This paid writer only wants to revive it. I swear, this forum is outdated in appearance, mindset and daily operations. The only luck the admin enjoys is no one else has thought of encroaching into this business niche.

Exactly! The DNA saga ended so quickly same with that SMAN. E shock them, so perphas they just want to revive it which is not working.

You sure say no b you brother or papa give your wife belle

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

Your story graced the frontpage twice. Oga your wife will most likely know.

Lexusgs430:



Houseboy or mai guard.........

Show us the result;don't tell us the result

Walkee:
I'm not the one protecting anyone. Men sleep with prostitute, masturrbate etc a married woman or a woman living with a man who opens her vagina for another man to pour sperm into is a curse and will forever be regarded as a curse and a waste product till the end of time. Take your grievances to nature or remove your breast and womb and start pretending to be a man like the fools in the West

I'm not a woman sir. And you didn't pull enough logic to retain my interest. So I'll just let you remain as shallow as you've chosen. But like someone said above by complaining your women sleeping around while refusing to your fellow men accountable for thier actions, you're proving to be your own enemy.

BRATISLAVA:


Please, don't engage the men on this forum on that matter. They sound extremely dumb when they begin using words like "abomination" when it concerns women, but feel nothing when men do it.

When DNA issues come up, it is men like themselves behind it. They are their own enemy but choose to remain daft.

In fact, any man who believes women must do DNA tests, must agree to DNA tests on the children of any women he ever had sex with. They think these things happen through women, when they are the ones with the semen.

It baffles me how an average NL male thinks. I wonder if they even try to be logical or just allow sentiments to cover their sense of reasoning. They'd never hold men accountable, in fact they think it's a win to sleep around. And then they turn around to start complaining their women sleep around. It's just so dumb.

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

Congrats bro. Finally!

iamL:


Exactly! The DNA saga ended so quickly same with that SMAN. E shock them, so perphas they just want to revive it which is not working.

aunty is dat all u have to say? Why una dey like support bad tin like dis...if na ur broda wey want do paternity test on his children u no go support am....mehn u girls can be so evil sometimes... Abeg I no talk say u b evil person o

Nonexistent:
Somebody praaaaaaaaiiiiiise the Lord. Hallelujah. For the first time in a while, Nigerian wife has passed hoe test.

loooool omo she Neva pass finish o wat of the remaining 0.1%? How we go do dat one...Op wife need answer dat question... My own pikin DNA test result must be 100%, I can't trust dis ladies

etrange:


I'm not a woman sir. And you didn't pull Enugu logic to retain my interest. So I'll just let you remain as shallow as you've chosen. But like someone said above by complaining your women sleeping around while refusing to your fellow men accountable for thier actions, you're proving to be your own enemy.

lol I'm from Edo. Men sleeping around was a necessity for the survival of human race while women sleeping around only leads to chaos and deaths. Without polygamy, human race would have already been extinct. Polyandry serves no purpose other than perversion. Males were created in a way that only one man could impregnate 3000 women within a short period of time. Should disaster happen, that's the reason why women are protected because many men aren't needed to ensure humanity survive but we need as many women as we can because women are handicap reproductively and are restricted to one pregnancy in a year while a man can impregnate 2000 women in the same time frame. Men and women are not the same and will never be the same nor held to the same standard

Walkee:
lol I'm from Edo. Men sleeping around was a necessity for the survival of human race while women sleeping around only leads to chaos and deaths. Without polygamy, human race would have already been extinct. Polyandry serves no purpose other than perversion. Males were created in a way that only one man could impregnate 3000 women within a short period of time. Should disaster happen, that's the reason why women are protected because many men aren't needed to ensure humanity survive but we need as many women as we can because women are handicap reproductively and are restricted to one pregnancy in a year while a man can impregnate 2000 women in the same time frame. Men and women are not the same and will never be the same nor held to the same standard

The word I wanted to type was "enough" (no thanks to auto correct). I couldn't care less where anyone is from and I'm definitely not the type that would stereotype people.

Sleeping around is not the same as polygamy, dude. Don't galvanise irresponsibility with another term. You can marry 100 wives if they agree, it's their choice. A married man sleeping with other girls is another thing entirely. And I'm saying, if you think it's OK, then you're okeying girls sleeping with married men. These are two sides of a coin and cannot be treated in isolation. Even your evolution theory doesn't count in the face of simple logic. I don't really know if you're just trolling or being serious cause the subject is as clear as crystal.

dontjuststop:
Hello Nairalanders,

For those who have not been following my previous thread. There is a link for it below.

I thank everyone who encouraged, insulted me, advised me and lend their voices in the previous thread. You are all appreciated and God bless you all.

The last few days have been a total nightmare to me as I lost concentration and became uninterested in everything I normally do daily and lost confidence and half my of my weight.

I took the test because I wanted to be sure she is a changed person, have peace of mind, migrating my family abroad this year of which DNA evidence will be required of which I wont want to disgrace myself publicly. Despite the fact that none of the children bears any resemblance with me which was one of the many reasons I took the test.

After waiting for several days for the results to come in, they finally arrived. It is with gladness and joy in my heart, I announce announce the result of my paternity test. They all came back positive. All the children are mine with a 99.9% probability.

I became so happy that my family thinks I just won a lottery. I am a happy man today. As for my wife, I no longer care what she did in the past but for the fact that they are my children, I will love her forever.

I wont be able to talk further because she must not find out what I just found out she is a Nairalander. Peace-out and God bless you all.


https://www.nairaland.com/6402342/finally-took-children-dna-test

Good and happy for you, at least one of your headaches is gone. You are not raising the children of another man.

But then, that the Children are yours does not mean your wife was not bleeping around, it only says that she was smart enough not to get impregnated in the process. Some Women know what Condoms and After-Pills are used for.

Dont let premature Joy kill you, just be alert.

Bola146:
Congratulations... Trust is very important in any relationship or marriage.

Guess you know that most women who their husbands trusted so much in the past ended up bringing in a strange blood to their homes. Dead trust Bola