deboski6:
This is a dog not a Lion.[color=#990000][/color]

Na Dog Be Dis? Ah!

Lol your shocked was restocked okay now following.

Abeg finish dis story

SunTzu123:


You are technically correct but the taste of the akara is in the eating. For the first time in my life, I've gone through this post, page by page because I don't want to miss any bit. So, your "technical" analysis is useless. Do you think Fela would come in top 30 of any music audition? But today, Fela is being studied as part of some courses. Appreciate the laugh please.

God bless you. Well said...

"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

continue @op

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

who da ferk

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

Are you the real op

I'll come and continue later, I no fit hold my laugh before invigilator go d suspect me for hall

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LoudLord:
continue @op

ahh do you want use force

abeg wia d house dey? I need one room ooo. come and finish this story oo

You de write like say na Game of thrones.
Be calming down

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

who send you message.

awon bebelube.

moneyissweet:
Op you must finish this story..I hope the soft female voice is not zzor?

We are waiting

Keep checking the next page.. The story continues

ZionGurl:
This fiction pushed me to get an account on Nairaland.
Ave been laughing out loud�.

what's up babygirl

Very cool story

chingle ;D5:
This OP guy dey lie....e lie pass lie muhammad... .... We know say u just dey give us uninterrupted supply of lie but we like am like dat how dog go big like lion mosquitoes like bat diz OP just burst my brain left and right hmmmmm God dey watch you ooooooo... Kontinue...sharing the lies

You never see mecca cockerel before abi

this is hilarious

Bombastically00:
ur mumu ehn na world wide...we dey feel d story meanwhile d guy is nt d cause of ur misfortune..

Men, your response dey brutal!

kwantiniu

KosiGee:


Calm down mister. Not everyone will find this story funny.
I laughed till he saw the landlord’s daughter and the ‘three bats’...mosquitoes. Rubbish. He exaggerated a bit too much and it took the shine out of the story....then the dog coming out from the cage and chasing him and his friend!....

You believed this story?? Did you find it funny?

No disrespect to the op and all those who liked the story...

The script was badly done and it was childish.

Go write your own. Kill joy!

Emperormartin:

Are you the real op

That's not the OP jawe

Bravo

ukbiss:
"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explaining the situation. My thoughts were in disarray, I could no longer feel my limbs and had to sit on the sticky cell floor I had before now been standing on tip toe.

"Look at him in the other cell" I finally heard as confusion turned into rage in me.

At this point the landlord had moved closer to me. Standing over me and pointing, a silly smirk on his face.

I reached out and grabbed...

The way you write is obviously different from the OP.

I could not feel the vibe of the OP from this write-up

CyberEBOLA:
FAKE STORY FROM A BROKE YAHOO BOY

Eeyaa, nothing can cure your frustrations.

CyberEBOLA:
FAKE STORY FROM A BROKE YAHOO BOY

Eeyaa, nothing can cure your frustrations. Go back to ya village

[quote author=ukbiss post=99851080]"Which of my daughters?" the landlord asked, "how is it that you know any of my daughters enough to ask after them when you haven't even moved in?"
"Oh! I met one the day I came to check out the house" I answered, "she told me..."
Just at that moment, both landlord and the tenants burst into laughter which - for the life of me - must have lasted a lifetime.
"She?" the landlord finally coughed out, having not entirely recovered from his uncontrollable fit of laughter which made him look really stupid and even imbecilic - if you ask me. "There's no female in that entire yard" he continued, once he had summoned all the sense he could after the annoying outburst. "That must've been my son who goes around acting like a girl"

At that point, I lost all my senses. 'Girl' was the last word I heard. After that, everything was a blur. I could barely see the landlord move his lips as he was still apparently explag the situation. My thoughts were in disarray
plz post d next thanks

Op! I haven't laughed since last year November 9 when I lost my husband. I never knew i can still laugh again, Thank you for lifting my mood.

see as I dey laugh like mugu in my shop

Sweet story

jachi001:
Op! I haven't laughed since last year November 9 when I lost my husband. I never knew i can still laugh again, Thank you for lifting my mood.

May God continue to be with you and your Family Ma.