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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by RealGboy: 3:57pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I couldn't sleep well in my friends house that night , my mind was already in that compound, all I could think of is the babe (iFareedah) What a beautiful name , immediately it was morning, with the help of my friend I packed my few things and we head to the house , On getting there I checked inside and saw the Dog sleeping in it's cage before we entered, when my friend saw the Dog he was shocked too and he refused to enter , he told me he's never seen a Lion this close , I laughed and told him it's just ordinary Dog na , I even assured him that the animal is a friendly one and in a bid to calm him I moved closer to the cage and said "kitty kitty " the dog looked up and surprisingly did not bark .I turned to my friend like a chairman and told him "you see say the Dog sabi me. fear fear boy " If only someone had told me that day that the cage was unlocked I would have given my soul to the person free of charge . While I turned my back to face my friend I heard the cage opening,. at first I decided not to panic but you see that my friend the guy no dey use Dog play at all and.before I could say jack he took to his heels running like usain bolt and screaming chimoooo I don die.. Omo without waiting for further instructions I followed him and this lion followed us ., I thought my end has come , the funny thing was that i did not know where that speed came from but I caught up with my friend and even left him behind , next thing I heard my friend's voice crying and screaming " Nonso abeg wait, wait for me ".. with tears in my eyes I just replied "No vex my brother" .."Abeg no vex "but I couldn't wait .. The Dog got hold of my friend's leg and threw him off , pounced on him and gave him strange bite , my friend was able to find a stick and attack the Dog back , passerby joined to help him and before long they were able to chase the Dog away.. . I couldn't see all these at that time because I just kept running ,to make matters worse strangers that saw me also joined me in running, nobody was asking questions ,u see us just join us. Na when I finally stop I realized about 30 people were behind me and we were all gasping for air ,one man managed to ask me " O boy Wetin really happen na ,why u dey run " when I told them it was because of a Dog,. They got angry and started insulting me . I later realized that the Man who asked me the question was a driver and the people behind him were mostly his passengers,he dumped his bus and followed me in running because they thought cultist or fulani herdsmen were killing people. If not for some elderly women they would have beaten me up that day, they then told me not to be running carelessly like again o... I called my friend number after settling down , at first he did not pick , and I was scared for him , when he later picked , it was curses upon curses , the guy no even let me explain before he hang up. But I was happy to even hear his voice atleast he's alive.. I called a bikeman to take me back home and the guy said that it would cost me 700 ,that's when I realized I have really travelled far. On getting home Typing ... On getting home .. 264 Likes 19 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by my3name(m): 4:11pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Lwkmd oga u are doing well 52 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Kingdemu: 4:13pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Nobody: 4:14pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
see wetin nyash wan cause abi.. the future is femail indeed 82 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Uniquisite: 4:23pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Ahhhhh |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Pearlyakin(m): 4:24pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by phelonrays: 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Omo, been long I laugh this hard..... 252 Likes 16 Shares
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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by aristocratic5(m): 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Mogbe 1 Like |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Herbephe1(m): 4:37pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Dog like Lion, Rat like Cat, mosquito like Bat! Lady like Angel! Everybody likes lady,Lady! Abeg continua...I keep on wondering how your clean and neat room breeds CATtleRAT! 72 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Mandela27: 4:45pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
no lele 3 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by holywind(m): 4:53pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
laughing out loud and am still waiting 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Oyiboman69: 4:59pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
RealGboy:you no well at all,at all... 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Oyiboman69: 5:05pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
RealGboy:mad man...you make me just dey laugh for public like mad person... 112 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Pillar12: 5:19pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
I laff sotey i dey roll for floor Omoooo your story dey hilarious die 24 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Kobicove(m): 5:26pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
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Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by lathrowinger: 5:48pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Abeg continue the story, I wan hear how u end as the dog food 32 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by DANDeGENERAL(m): 5:59pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Oga won't you get back here 4 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by CyberEBOLA(m): 6:01pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
FAKE STORY FROM A BROKE YAHOO BOY 5 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by EricSmallz(m): 6:06pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
OP, Your exaggeration is top notch. You cracked me up uncontrollably. Please Ride on. Whether na Lie or True, Continue, I get interest. 99 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Polynek(m): 6:06pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Omo dix story sweet oo, i can't stop laughing 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Bombastically00(m): 6:08pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
CyberEBOLA:ur mumu ehn na world wide...we dey feel d story meanwhile d guy is nt d cause of ur misfortune.. 306 Likes 18 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ITbomb(m): 6:10pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
So because of babe, you paid to live with Lion, Cat and Bats The Future is indeed Clitocurrency 75 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Jamesmarketing(m): 6:11pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by specialmati(m): 6:13pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
oya come ooh |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by ReneJay(f): 6:18pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Bombastically00:help me tell am o.. He shld not spoil market 4 us 28 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Kondomatic(m): 6:21pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
CyberEBOLA:The whole Nigeria pastors combined cannot restore your sense of humor. 192 Likes 14 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Bombastically00(m): 6:21pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
ReneJay:dat low life nigga jst wants attention... 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Slynation(m): 6:24pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
RealGboy:Lwkm... 9 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Ikennablue(m): 6:25pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Where this guy de o 6 Likes |
Re: You Won't Believe The Babe I Saw In A Face Me I Face You House : by Wuenglishepp03: 6:30pm On Mar 12, 2021 |
Ogbeni, continue dis story nah... 17 Likes 2 Shares |
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