Notfogotten:
When we say a toilet cleaner in USA, Canada, UK, Australia is better than the manger of zenith bank, what we mean is that the toilet cleaner will never suffer what you are currently suffering in Nigeria.

Example include:

A. A toilet cleaner will never queue for fuel.
B. A toilet cleaner is less likely to be kidnapped in those countries
C. A toilet cleaner has 24/7 electricity.
D. A toilet cleaner has access to excellent Medicare.
E. A toilet cleaner is less likely exposed to armed robbers
F. A toilet cleaner eats better food and fruits than your bank manager.
G A toilet cleaner has access to good amenities
H. A toilet cleaner may have his children schooling for free in primary and high school
I. A toilet cleaner has a longer live expectancy than your bank manager in Nigeria.

What manner of an ignoramus are you? You're clearly struck by the disease called unexposure.

Tales from a mugu

EreluRoz:
Just one bad egg. Men have been killing the world in terms of leadership

The worst of men is still better than the best of women. You have far fewer women in power but history point to their higher rate of tyranny and wickedness than men.

joseph1832:
Even at that, I'd say the guy didn't cement his hold on the relationship by getting her to accept him as the leader of the relationship.

Absolutely!

BlindAngel:
Good afternoon Nairalanders, my wife gave birth last week which was Saturday July 13th, that day was also my birthday, she gave birth through CS, this is our first child, and it's a boy.


This week Saturday is our baby's naming ceremony but my wife is insisting that her pastor must be the one officiate the naming the child, we've been disagreeing over this for some couple of days now,

she has called me all sorts of names, insulted me that I'm a very wicked man that I have no conscience, that after she pain and tearing she went through and still going through, I can't make this as a sacrifice for her, that I choose my family over her. She said so because my family also insist too that the naming must be done by our pastor.

But she's keying on the fact that she won't agree for the naming to be done in my church that it must be done by her pastor, she has cried and insulted me regarding this. Yesterday when we were arguing about this same particular issue she starting crying endlessly and calling me a wicked man.

I have finally agreed for her to use her pastor to do the naming, although I don't know her pastor and haven't seen him before, but I only agreed because of the CS operation she did while giving birth, her endless crying might affect her, if not there's absolutely no way possible I'd have agreed.

I must say that she doesn't know the repercussions of what sha has done by challenging my authority and always wanting to have her way with tears all the time. But time sha tell, I'm in so much rage right now, and I'm trying my possible best to control myself and not to loose my anger over this.

The lapses didn't start here. It started with all your previous compromises, including not bringing her under your church upon marrying her.

Makunahatata:
low budget Post Malone Comot for here... Onisorire!

Post Malone You intellectually impoverished dweeb. You're star-struck already.

Rather be dead than have a parochial dweeb for a fan

Makunahatata:
obviously experience u got frm your useless father

Your conception was a result of a sprint race to your mother's ovaries between the semen of two village drunks who specialize in breaking into people's yam barns.

Son of a yam thief!

Makunahatata:
upcoming rapper...wasoribu ni ,omo ofoo

You never earned the intellectual pass to cross mingle with folks outside your immediate rural community.

A cheap phone and data was all it took for a primitive little unknown monkey like you to breach our intellectual space.

Makunahatata:
na trailer go Jam u...wasofo danu ni 😹

I know your mouth stink of stale, local herbal mix.

Makunahatata:
no be every papa and generation useless like your own...speak for yourself omo ofo

You're actually the 21st century baton bearer of a generational line of peasants.

joseph1832:
Postmann!!!! Postmann!!!!! Postmann!!!!!

Happy New Year. Been like ages. How's you and yours?

Happy new year, my intellectual compatriot. It's been ages actually.

Makunahatata:
wasofo danu ni...u and ur papa plus generation

What is an unhinged, trans-rural, sub Saharan gorilla like you doing in the cyberspace

Bunch of empty barrels beating the tribal drum. Good-for-nothing, parochial doofus.

Makunahatata:
shut up! What he said is straight forward ...
nobody begged Obi for borehole, den no beg Verydarkman either...
but the difference is clear as day,Bitter Obi's own is an eyesore, proper definition of Mediocrity

Which one you and your papa and your generation do

pocohantas:


You go explain tire. Na me and you today.

That sink hole in between your thighs is responsible for the depletion of your mental balance.

pocohantas:


Can't keep to your own words?
Is the urge to shalaye that strong?

Now where in that post that says "I will reply her no more"?

See why your life revolves around your poor cognitive assimilation?

pocohantas:


Hahahahahaha. So you fit tire? For your mind them dey fear you. You ain't SHIT, bro.

Ms 2023!!! How time fly past your failed resolve to be a better person online. I guess your real life resolves stands on far shakier grounds.

Weathered:
replace energy with joblessness, babe.

Reply her no more. She's been flattened out and degenerated to a market woman ranting. She's just trying to roll out all the pages and quotes where you caused her severe bleeding.

pocohantas:


Because you done tire to explain.
I thrive on your explanations. I was determined to ensure you get tired of explaining. Trust me grandpa, you were boring from your first quote.

Happy retirement!

Maybe scientists could draw some parallel between promiscuous women and brain lesion.

Explain to who? Do I look like your customer that bleeped you without pay?
The only thing you got going is pretense, cunning and deceit.

No one puts me on the defensive and you never came close. You've been on your back all day and have struggled to reply all my attacks. You've been nothing but reactional

pocohantas:




How far? Cruise aside, I am younger. I suppose get energy pass una two. Are you tired? Come and explain o.

This is exactly where you get boring.

pocohantas:


You go explain tire.

Keep the deception on. One of the few things you thrive at effortlessly.

pocohantas:


You are both stuck in Anambra. Which one be ND for here now. Two old men dey play. When your mates are doing ministerial screening.

You should know my trademark discretion on nairaland. There's nothing special about nigerdelta of which am a native and resident. It's easy to upload live skyline with white sandy soil next to my post, but I won't. Not really my style.

You don't know anything about me. And my pic doesn't even exist on this platform. Unlike you.

Such a classic fool, you.

pocohantas:


Your parents just fcked on your mother's ovulation day, dearest. There is nothing special about your manhood in particular.



Same old line. Now I am yawning...

Heya. Explanation done plenty o.
I bet you expected me to ignore you. So that you can claim to have deep secrets that I do not want to trigger you into spilling. Hahaha!

Yawning? The boredom is centered around your underwhelming existence having fvcked your prime away. The only semblance of spark around your life is when throw tantrums on nairaland.

But we weren't there when you were fvcking around street to street. And when you've eaten all the investments your vagina yielded and are now hungry and desperate you want us to share the burden.

You must live with the consequence of your wayward life; leg closed, try to cover the sink hole in your gapping vulva.

Weathered:
reduce your armour, we're getting to the place where I fccuk her

You're such a niger-delta wizard.

pocohantas:


I don't want to be a man. Why the need to add that? Is your manhood already threatened? Pele my dear. Hold your gbola well, nobody dey drag am with you.

The women that satisfied your behavioural observations are entering okada sandwiched between two sweaty men. I will pass, dearest Postmann. You are not a desirable man by any standard. No motivation to satisfy you.

If I was sexually indiscriminate, you wouldn't cut the mark for a one night stand.

And yes, you don't want to be a man (you're physically and mentally unequipped to be one and you know this). You just need men to be women enough to accommodate your excesses.

And thus, you shall while away in your misery, destined to follow the path all stubborn old hens go

pocohantas:


I will. I wouldn't like to end up like you at almost 50. You can try get a life before retirement.

How many more years? 7,8?

You will?!!

Interesting! Now, let's get started on rule 101 how old hens can get their lives back, shall we?

1) Always remain humble and respectful knowing that slacken vulvas are worth less than half the prize of tighter ones

2) statistics say 43% of Nigerian girls marry before 18 years and similar numbers become 18 years each year, putting more pressures on old hens like you. So, save up some cash, you may have to sponsor your own wedding, should you find a man.

3) Make peace with your wayward past. In order for you to get your life back, you have to accept who you are and who you want to become. Forgiving yourself is key also....

4) Reconcile yourself to reality. You're nothing but a woman, not and never a man who is your earthly superior.

We shall move forward with the remainder of your lessons after you have satisfied my observations for behavioral improvements.

pocohantas:


Oh well, you didn't study medicine, maybe because you have no brains for it, but even early menopause doesn't come at my age. But I will allow you find some happiness in thoughts that my life is worse than yours.

There're no special brains required for studying medicine. Your education is a reflection of your pseudo-intellectual disposition in here.

You're age-obsessed because you're way past your prime. You just need much people to rope around in your "old" madness.

Get a life, girl.

pocohantas:


Okay. You have been remimding Nairaland of this over the years. How has it helped your life?

Yesso, I have sense. Something you don't have at almost 50.

Trying to draw age parallels or comradeship in between makes for a lousy defense line.

There's absolutely nothing in common between me and a near-menopausal woman who can't keep her emotions together.

pocohantas:


Definitely not as high as your poverty level.
I guess that is why you are mad all these years.



In 2023, I have more sense and life going on than you will ever at almost 50. I am conforming to my goals. My loved ones are proud of me. Can we sincerely say same for you?

How about you fix your life and that of your brother before retirement?

It took an impersonal post to draw out all the intellectual flaws resident in you and you're talking about having sense in 2023. I should dub you the Queen of Self Flattery.

This is social media, you can say anything about achievements. They're worth less than the weight of the digital size of your post.

You're still the same -- year after year. Unfulfilled and man-hating. A sore destined to live out the rest of your years.

pocohantas:


The second old edio* is here. Let's await the 3rd.

It's 2023 as you said, yet the ability to conform yourself to your own goals is beyond you.

It's not about raining expletives. It's about where the reality behind the earlier post has robbed off on you --- being beyond your dating prime.

pocohantas:


The way you keep singing this, someone would think any girl here has begged you to be committed to her. At this point, it comes off as a cry for help. You killed one moniker and someone would think you now have a life. Not knowing you are masquerading with a new account, displaying more f**lishness and bile in July,2023. Toor!

The guy you quoted was just on his lane, stating his preference on relationships.

But you didn't display any maturity in reacting to his quote. You couldn't help taking it personal.

After all this years on social media forums you're still behind the curve in displaying social and emotional intelligence when faced with opposing views.

#growup