₦airaland Forum

PETCOKE:
This song is over hyped abeg...

I tell ya.

Which kain question be this? We de do waec abi jamb?

selemempe:
2.2 can do masters na..wat do u mean?

I mean he still surpassed the academic achievements of some 2.1 holders. He taught me a few years after he came back from Yankee, he was just a doctor then. But today he's a professor, formerly a commissioner , former DG of the Eastern Governors Forum and presently the SSG to Enugu Government.

selemempe:
Dude is smart...his cv is intimidating.

I will come back and join enugu politics too.

Enugu amaka

But do you know this man made 2.2 in his first degree before proceeding to study for his masters?

Prof Ortuanya the Americana-lecturer.

Cause workers regularly leave banking industry.

cenaman:
Who told him that?

Bros, haamessi. You got me cracked up.

mrvitalis:
Im sure u are not a graduate

Savagery!

Karzzonly:
Too low

How many years Nigerian used?

Just because of one vengeful Muslim against fellow Muslim. The problem with Nigeria starts and ends with bubu.

Sign of Next Level things.

camobri:
Her post tone is filled with judgmental and discriminatory waves. again, it is against the nursing ethics to discuss your patients in such manners, it is punishable and every hralth professional knows this. It is either her account is comprised because no sane registered nurse would do such. again, nurses are taught health education, that is not how to health educate the public about HIV. Imagine taking ur wife to hospital and someone describes how wide ur wife pucci is to the public. She can never win the case, the evidence is there, she breeched confidentially clause and an oath was sworn when she bacame a nurse, it is binding. anti discriminatory laws for hiv is also there.
so dave ur stress and learn more

I want to learn more. Please, give me the identity of one her patients as disclosed by her post.

Is the letter for bubu who won't read it or for us who are not the addressee?

#publicitystunt.

From the content of her post, I do not think the nurse exposed her patients. Should the busy body regulatory agency try any of the nonsense they threatened to do, I will advise the nurse to sue and protect her rights. Bunkum.

MrWTF:
[b] Good morning Nairaland. There's this annoying Block industry just behind my house. The sound of their machine keeps causing pain to my ears. I can't sleep in the afternoon anymore.

The worst is that, they just brought in Another Machine, which makes the noise even worst.

I have been thinking of the agency who's in charge of this nonsense, that I can report to.

Any idea on what to do please?

L

Have you thought about suing them for nuisance?

Officialgarri:
There's a popular church (name withheld) who sighted their own old lister generator a distance away from their church but right behind our house windows.

The noise and the generator fume is sickening. We talked to the pastor, yet they refused to relocate it. We have left them for God

You can actually sue them for nuisance. I can guide you.

Common sava? Tutapel

Apc snake

MforrisonAutos:
Call or whatsapp for more info.

first body?

The bandits gave him a message for their oga in eso roke (if you say aso rock you are on your own).

Wait o. Na streeettcch mark I dey see on top d mammary glands so?

Nobel laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, yesterday, broke silence over the aircraft seat controversy between him and a young man, admitting that he sat on a wrong seat. Professor Wole Soyinka Soyinka’s broke silence barely five days after a young man instructed him to stand up from his allotted seat which was beside the aircraft window.

While admitting taking wrong seat on board in a statement made available to Vanguard, he urged that airline management to impose fines on passengers that occupy wrong seat while on board. The Nobel laureate noted that such policy would further provide additional funds for airline operators in delivering humanitarian assistance globally.

He expressed worries that while airline operators exhort passengers often to raise funds for humanitarian services, this measure could further assist them in getting more funds for these services.

“I don’t know how much airlines succeed in raising for their charity drives through those envelopes they distribute to passengers into which their captive donors are exhorted to deposit their loose change before disembarking. “Such monies are then distributed to worthy causes all over the world, especially in the pursuit of health. What I am convinced of is that they would generate a hundred times more if they were more creative. “For instance, they could impose a fine on passengers who take the wrong seat on boarding, even for a second. One can only rejoice in the thought of such benefits to humanity in its efforts to eradicate all kinds of diseases, especially malnutrition, and ensure the supply of nutrients that prevent the premature onset of brain impairment. “Those who permit themselves to be persuaded, even for one second that I, Wole Soyinka, having wrongly identified a seat number like millions of travellers all the time, and all over the world, would then attempt to consolidate the error in any form, through act, word, or gesture, qualify to be the first beneficiaries of this vastly improved humanitarian policy,” he added

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/06/aircraft-seat-controversy-impose-a-fine-on-passengers-who-take-the-wrong-seat-soyinka/

1. 7 after inspection and everything is intact.

hubcruz:
A

Price of the 2005 model.

IamAlexander:
Reach for the Stars. Don't settle for less.

How much? I want to reach for the stars.

Just like I was denied by one Uni like that in the south south.

2 years later, I got admitted to the best University in Nigeria to study my dream course.

Where's the evidence?

By Bisi Adewale

It was Dr J. Allan Petersen that said, “Sex is beautiful, delightful and necessary. God made it so; it is an expression of oneness, a total commitment, a complete self-giving and a sacred obligation. wedding ring Sex is not a right to claim selfishly, not a cavour to withhold childishly, not a weapon to dominate one another, not a reward for good behavior.” In marriage, sex is important is so important that any couple that mishandle it may end up with a terrible Marriage. Marabel Morgan The Author Total Woman (a Book that sold more than 10 Million copies) said, ‘’when Marriage hit the rock, the rock is in the Mattress’’ Married Couples should take good care of their Bedroom life, it is the Engine room of Marriage, the following are the purposes of sex in Marriage:

PURITY

‘Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.’ 1 Cor. 7:2, 3. The primary reason for sex is to preserve your purity. It is the only thing that you are not allowed to get from any other person except your husband. In order for you and your husband to remain pure before God, get the best of sex from each other.

PLEASURE

Sex is also the gift of pleasure from God to married people. It will be totally wrong for you to say you will only do it when you need a baby. It is meant for pleasure, satisfaction and fulfillment. Get it at home and don’t look outside for it. If your spouse is not in the mood, should sex be off radar?! ‘Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love. “And why wilt thou, my son, be ravished with a strange woman, and embrace the bosom of a stranger?’ Prov. 5:19, 20.

PASSION

It is also for sexual love called passion. This helps to strengthen marriage and make the home stronger and better. Passion is what differentiates the marriage relationship from any other human relationship. ‘A fountain of gardens, a well of living waters, and streams from Lebanon. Awake, O north wind; and come, thou south; blow upon my garden, that the spices thereof may flow out. Let my beloved come into his garden, and eat his pleasant fruits’. Song of Solomon 4:15,16.

PRESERVATION OF YOUR MARRIAGE


If you are both happy there will not be the need to open your bed to a third party; this will guarantee the security of your marriage. Once your home is secured, your marriage will be preserved. One of the reasons why you need to take sex seriously is to preserve your marriage.

PEACE

Good sex in marriage brings up passion, satisfaction, fulfillment and purity which all combine together to generate peace in marriage. One of the major causes of misunderstanding in marriage is sexual denials. When a couple gets to the level of mutual sexual satisfaction they hardly fight and easily settle their differences. When you seek to give your husband sexual satisfaction in your marriage, you have secured peace. There is nothing else that can either make a man so happy or angry in marriage. When there is a constant good performance in the bedroom the home experiences a deep peace.

PROCREATION

God wants us to be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth. The only way we can fulfill this is through matrimonial sex. ‘And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth’. Gen. 1:28.

PARTNERSHIP

Good sex in marriage helps our partnership in marriage. It aids agreement. It enhances communion. It leads to bonding and deep intimacy. It leads to togetherness, fondness and oneness at home.


PROTECTION


When sexual fulfillment is gotten at home, it leads to protection of couples from sexually transmitted diseases and binds them together. A marriage void of sex will easily open the man to sexual immorality and many deadly diseases. I agree perfectly with a marriage counsellor that said ‘a married man with an unfulfilled libido is a danger going somewhere to happen.’ In order to protect yourself and your husband in your marriage, you must ensure your husband is sexually satisfied.

PROGRESS

When couples agree, walk in purity and peace as a result of sexual fulfillment in marriage, progress is assured. It guarantees prosperity for that family. When couples open the room for sexual temptation and open the door widely for infidelity, it will affect every other part of their lives including their progress. When you allow your husband to sleep with you, in a satisfying manner, you are only calling for progress and prosperity in your home. Now that you have known the purpose of sex in marriage, you will do well to be a generous giver to your husband. Start a fulfilling romantic journey by inviting him to have a nice time with you in the bedroom, just the way you normally invite him to the dining table to come and eat. Your husband will appreciate the gesture. He will be happy to have you as his lover girl. For the rest of this article, I will be opening your eyes to all these, I will make you know the right thing to do to become an irresistible wife. If you put just 50% of the things you are going to learn in this article into practic

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/04/the-purpose-of-sex-in-marriage/

By Femi Aribisala

When God kills, his killing does not nullify his love. He kills to reprove and with the firm intention to redeem and renew life.

The writer of Hebrews says: “It is appointed for men to die once, but after this the judgment.” (Hebrews 9:27). This one-time death is not in the future, but in the past. “In Adam all die.” (1 Corinthians 15:22). Therefore, the judgment that comes after death is also “in Adam” and in the past. In Adam we all died, and in Adam we were all judged.


Accordingly, we are not just in danger of God’s future judgment, as Christians presume; we are already going through the judgment here on earth. Isaiah says: “When (God’s) judgments are in the earth, the inhabitants of the world will learn righteousness.” (Isaiah 26:9). Paul also notes that: “The wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness.” (Romans 1:18).


Life of death

God’s wrath against ungodliness is evident in the life of death we have been living since Adam. It is life defined by aches and pains; tragedy and sorrow; sicknesses and diseases; and fear and torment. It is life defined by sitting in darkness, blind to the glory and majesty of the invisible God. It is a life dead to God and to his divine attributes of love, joy and peace. But thanks be to God, contrary to the position of hell-fire Christians: “men are not cast off by the Lord forever.” (Lamentations 3:31). “(God) does not retain his anger forever, because he delights in mercy.” (Micah 7:18). “His anger is but for a moment, his favour is for life; weeping may endure for a night, but joy comes in the morning.” (Psalm 30:5).

Instead of consigning sinners to demonic eternal torment, God says: “For a mere moment I have forsaken you, but with great mercies I will gather you. With a little wrath I hid my face from you for a moment; but with everlasting kindness I will have mercy on you.” (Isaiah 54:7-. Therefore, he sent his Son Jesus to broker peace between God and men.

Kingdom dynamics


The psalmist says: “God has spoken once, twice I have heard this: that power belongs to God. Also to you, O Lord, belongs mercy; for you render to each one according to his work.” (Psalm 62:11-12). This is very instructive. It means if God speaks once, it is absolutely essential that we hear him twice. The first might be the expression of his power, but the second will be the expression of his mercy. God says: “I have no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but that the wicked turn from his way and live.” (Ezekiel 33:11). Therefore, when God kills, he does not kill according to malicious men with the sole intention to destroy. When God kills, his killing does not nullify his love. He kills to reprove and with the firm intention to redeem and renew life.


Thus, he says: “I, even I, am he, and there is no God besides me; I kill and I make alive; I wound and I heal.” (Deuteronomy 32:39). If God speaks once, hear him twice: “The dream was repeated to Pharaoh twice because the thing is established by God, and God will shortly bring it to pass.” (Genesis 41:32). If God speaks, listen to him again. Often, what he says a second time seemingly negates what he says the first time: “For God does speak- now one way, now another- though man may not perceive it.” (Job 33:14). The reason for this is that God often presents an action with a reaction. The reaction would seemingly contradict his action by providing it with sharp relief. So, while his action might display his anger and wrath; his reaction would then reveal his grace and mercy.


God will surely punish sinners, but after he has punished, he will redeem. Should God say he is going to kill you, recognise that he will. But also note that after he has killed you, he will then give you new life. Thus, Job says of God: “Though he slay me, yet will I trust him. Even so, I will defend my own ways before him. He also shall be my salvation.” (Job 13:15-16). Job’s faith, like that of David, led him to conclude that God will not leave his soul in the grave.” (Psalm 16:10). Jesus confirms that the same God who takes life is the one who raises the dead back to life. (John 11:25).


Salvation for all

Since all sinned and died, Jesus “tasted death for every man.” (Hebrews 2:9). Thereby, he became “the propitiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the whole world.” (1 John 2:2). As a result, 2000 years ago, we were all forgiven for our sins. The only sin that now remains is the sin of not believing in Jesus. Thus, Jesus says the work of the Holy Spirit is to: “convict the world of sin.. because they do not believe in me.” (John 16:8-9). Jesus’ salvation will go on for the ages to come. At the end of that process, everybody will be saved. God has decreed that: “at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those in heaven, and of those on earth, and of those under the earth, and that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.” (Philippians 2:10-11). This means everybody will receive the Holy Spirit because: “no one can say that Jesus is Lord except by the Holy Spirit.” (1 Corinthians 12:3). It also explains Jesus’ assertion that: “If I am lifted up above the earth, I will make everyone want to come to me.” (John 12:32). This will bring God’s prophecy to full circle: “It shall come to pass afterward that I will pour out my Spirit on all flesh.” (Joel 2:28).


Accordingly, Paul says: “Since by man came death, by man also came the resurrection of the dead. For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ all shall be made alive. But each one in his own order: Christ the firstfruits, afterward those who are Christ’s at his coming.” (1 Corinthians 15:21-23).

Read more at: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2019/04/the-wages-of-sin-is-not-eternal-torment-iii/

So she and the old hag are committing adultery against her future husband.


We cannot take it. We will not take it.

Okoroawusa the weeping Hausa boy is weeping again.