₦airaland Forum

Good one from the minister.

Where the work? Other people de build ultra-modern structures, this one carry bamboo de do wetin I no know.

So, after performing all traditional marriage rites you still call her your fiance?

sylvestersamuel:
Good morning my fellow Nairalanders, I will try to make my story brief and precise.... I have a fiancée whom I am already engaged to. As a matter of fact I have already done all our traditional marriage and rites the only thing left is our white wedding which will be coming up in the next 3 weeks.

Yesterday, my fiancée came to visit me in my house so as to discuss our wedding plans. But before she left, we had a slight misunderstanding and the reason for our misunderstanding was because I allocated 50% of our wedding expenses to her i.e (she would be the one to sew her wedding gown, pay for the catering service amongst others) while I take care of other expenses...

On hearing this, she didn't even utter a word but left with annoyance, since then I have been trying to call her but she hasn't been picking my calls neither have she replied any of my messages....

Please I need your advice, did I do or say anything wrong, because I know how much I spent during our traditional marriage rite and mind you, she earns close to 200k per month.... Insult in form of advice is allowed all I need is just your advice.

Which war? The one against terrorism?

millionboi:
Say no to war

On the eyes kwa?

nappy760:
So are you saying if a guy can go naturally for long periods without taking anything there is no health risk?

And also, does sex have any effect on the eyes?

Will that improve service delivery? Arik air sounds better than Nigerian Eagle. Make una no transfer bad luck wey dey in the name Nigeria to the thriving business o.

I hope the 250 terrorists killed won't turn out to be audio killing.

OLAADEGBU:
She just self imploded.

Exactly.

You say wetin?

A lawless, envious and Bitter woman out to disgrace her own self.

Well, Buhari is the de javu of Nigeria.

Picture of the p*nis or...

My children, be wise and leave, in fact, abandone the north.

Stories that touch!

One of the few times Charly Boy has made sense in recent years.

Money from our ancestors.

Make I hear word. Why was there no jubilation when the army and co patronized Innoson? Nonsense and ingredients!

Simplyleo:
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The jubilation is not about whether he distributed it to everyone in imo state. Rather, it is about patronising innoson motors.

What nonsense jubilation in Imo state? Did he give the vehicles to the entire Imo people to warrant the entire population jubilating?

Nonsense and ingredients.

Good. Bokos and kidnappers are killing Christians in the noorth and soldiers are harassing Christians in the south.

If person sleep, you touch to wake him up.

Check again.

noleflendum:
Poor Photoshop

Prank na prank, oga police. Ah ah.

That's ingenious.

It's true.

The headline should have read: "a man caught sleeping with his wife's neighbor".

Obviously.

Wizikal:
her first experience I think

The girl with tape around her neck is clearly fascinated.

Prevent "unnecessary killings in the region by hoodlums" abi?

So, ba hoodlums de kill this peope all this while and we de blame herdsmen.

Na wah o.

Good move for them

At least he tried sha.

God forbid batt tin.

Wetin concern FG?