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We called it 'white flakes' .. The ladies had no idea what it meant.. My gf even asked me one day where she can but that white flakes... She thought it to be like corn flakes.. ; D Lol

sir mally: He truly doesn't deserve you, if he could be this wicked because of sex how much more when you don't have a job and rely on him, my sister if he is still cheating run while u have the chance before he would give you aids and spoil your future

So of all the advice on earth, this is wat your brain could come up with? Mugu

vowiski: You must be living under the rock dude..

hahaha... Mourinho has no respect in Madrid. He is just seen as a clown.. a Noise maker..

If you compare Guardiola or Villanova, you will understand why Guardiola is the greatest Barca coach ever...

No coach, not even the clown Mourinho can win 14 trophies in 4-years..

Don't even bring the Messi crap argument.., Guardiola made Messi, He trusted Messi.. Guardiola did what Rikkard couldn't do; dumping all the big boys..

Thats how you know a coach, not a clown that will publicly say he was surprised no one fouled Lewandoski, and you saw what happened in the 2nd leg.. The innocent dude was almost sent to the wheel chair..

I could disengage your brain(lets pretend you have one) from your skull, insert the brain of a goat, sit you down at the camp nou bench, and you'll still deliver a trophy..

karpentar: Do you have problem with thinking? Did I say Moronho bought Penaldo or kaka? These players were bought by Madrid in their quest for La Decima. That trophy means so much to the club and Moronho was added in the mix for that elusive crown.
The day Moronho leaves is the day I'll return back to my club-Real Madrid that I have been supporting since the days of Zidane, Rodondo, Raul, Figo, etc till Moronho came. Plenty people share that sentiment.

Yea, plenty people like you from yaba left share that sentiment! If not for luck, they'd probably be in the finals and you'll be singing a different song for retards like you.. If he leaves, he stil got his pride intact.. The germans were the best of both worlds. The last 5 years before he came, madrid were a distant shadow behind barcelona.. Now, barca fans don't bet anymore during el classico! Besides, he won 3 or 4 trophies in 3 years in demanding club like madrid .. Go define ur own meaning of success

Alexk2: I have studied the issue of contract job in nigeria and can't help than to conclude that it is indeed a modern day slavery in disguise...a situation where the labour force is turned to mere commodity where companies/individuals act as middle man between employer and employee at the expence of the employee. In almost all big establishments, you will find out that there are two differnt type of workers; the real staffs and the contract staffs and if you belong to the second type, your take home pay is only a percentage of the first set of workers. The painfull aspect of the story is that these contract staff are made to do most of the work...NLs., what is your take on this topic?.....

Its a simple case study of the classic, Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop .. I've been there.. Its simply frustrating! You do all the hard work, with nothing significant to show for it . The middle men go smiling to the bank, whereas your own heart go dey cut anytime you receive alert . But wetin man go do nau?

Omo_Tier1: In your mind, you really think Jesus when He appears, a human flesh will be something to reckon with in His presence? Let me say this: No man or woman will go to Hell because of what He or She wears. Rather, any man who has refused to accept Jesus as His Lord and Saviour, such will be cast aside into the abyss.

Whilst modest dressing is to be encourage, lets not make religion out of it. For man looks at the outside, God sees and works with the inside. Clearly Jesus said: It is not worth enters a man that corrupts Him but what comes out of Him - Think what this really means.

Your reasoning is why many christians will not make heaven! Wat heart are you taking about? Wat is on the outside is a complete reflection of what is on the inside.. Pls stop twisting the scriptures to suit your lusty desires. So a lady wearing mini skirt to church reflects the charisma of Jesus? People called the disciples christians because they could see Jesus in them, hence the word ' Christ-like'..

1 Corinthians 10:12 'Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.'

God Bless you

The more you guys talk bad about him, the bigger he flourishes.. Pls guys, talk bad about me for just this month na! I wanna expand too!

We all pay for s3x one way or another.. At least hookers are fair about the price!

However, I can't date a girl I can't enjoy quality time with.. Its more expensive, but its worth it... Theres much more to s3x than spreading your legs

I fear owerri and enugu girls for dis game! Extreme beauty ... Serious endowment.. You'll hardly believe they're into it. and they have fiancees, boyfriends, lovers, clients, and the rest.. Talk about chain reaction! I dey fear to date ibo girl, after I nearly get heart attack after hacking my gf facebook account.. Sometimes its deadly trying to drill out the secrets of a woman.. Just be happy ur the one having her for that season ..

More like saying ' ive bleeped many women but I've not found the right pussy..

I used flex for awhile, but I found action script kina hard to learn... I introduced it to a friend, and hes now a guru.. I use wpf and silverlight.. I'm more comfortable with .net

omanzo02: You are a liar, your lies just exposed u, u never lived in Heerlen, the E314 from Brussels to Aachen via Heerlen are 2 lanes, if u have travelled the road to Aachen as u claimed, tell us what the former custom border point on the German side is being used for? , and what Is hanging above immediately u get into Germany from Holland(u can never miss it)?, and what side of the road is Aachen Centrum situated?, what is maximum speed limits btw Amsterdam, Amersfort, thru Utrecht to Enchede? , and what will u drive thru at Utrecht?, And finally, where can u find street lights on German and Holland highways?, Google cant help u on this.

I like the way you tackle with facts... No mind that dude... He probably was smuggled into germany, and he can't walk about freely.. Thats why he doesn't know wat a 2 lane road looks like

Thats one reason why I avoid possessive ladies.. They try to 'own' you.. Not supporting his cheating though.. The story depicts the guy as a learner

Una never think whether una go dey alive by 2015, una don dey vote..

Can't vote for Buharri though.. Not convinced about his personality and reforms..

Long live Nigeria

Reminds me of the movie.. National Treasure..

Operation find the missing loot!

Metaphysics

Thanks guys.. Can't this guy be tracked and arrested? I mean that's his number glaring.

Atoks25: Scam scam scam
I got the msg last month.
Just do yourself a favour by typing the company name,phone number and the name of the person you where told to contact incase u ve any problem with any of the requested document.If they havent changed their pattern the persons name should be fredrick nwosu.

[quote author=Atoks25]Scam

Thanks.. Just looked up that link on a computer.. Seems to be pulling content from another url.. Another aiteo site..

irisblui: Did u apply. Can't rmbr applying. Its rily hard to tell if dey're real cz d website does exist.

Thee mail is dated 17, yet I got it on the 25th.. Is your mail drafted like mine?

Their website looks genuine.. They even have a global website

AITEO ENERGY 5/7, Azikoro Road,Ekeki, Yenogoa, Bayelsa Tel No:+234 806 426 0659 Website : http://aiteo-ng.tk/

17th March , 2013

Dea r *****

JOB OFFER FOR AITEO ENERGY TRAINING PROGRAMME

AITEO ENERGY is pleased to offer you a job as a Trainee in the AITEO ENERGY training programme. We trust that your knowledge, skills and experience will be among our most valuable assets.

Should you accept this job offer provide us with the below required documents on or before 28th of March 2013. for scrutinization and confirmation as failure will result to disqualification.

REQUIREMENTS

1. Photocopies of Academic Certificate. 2. HSE Competent 3 Certificate . 3. 2 copies of Sized Photo Passport. 4. NEBOSH General Certificate.

All the above requirements must be submitted to the below company address in person or through courier

AITEO ENERGY 5/7, Azikoro Road,Ekeki, Yenogoa, Bayelsa . Tel No:+234 806 426 0659 Website: http://aiteo-ng.tk/

THE PROGRAMME

The AITEO ENERGY training programme will last for 18months at three of our locations namely Bayelsa State, Rivers State and Akwa-Ibom State respectively. The training programme will be academically challenging and intensive with many practical assignments and evening work. Continuous assessment and appraisals of trainees will take place during the period of training.

The programme is divided into five disciplines as follows:

1. Electrical/Operations (Ref. ELECT.1) 2. Mechanical/Operations (Ref. MECH.2) 3. Instrumentation/Operations (Ref. INSTR.3) 4. Accounting (Ref.ACCT.4) 5. Marketing (Ref .MARKTN.4)

The AE/2 programme is City and Guild accredited, and on successful completion graduands shall be awarded the City and Guild of London Institute Certificate, in addition to the AITEO ENERGY Certificate of attendance.

TRAINEE NUMBER

Your assigned trainee number for the 2013 AITEO ENERGY training programme is ****.

SALARY /BENEFIT

As per the company policy, you'll be eligible to receive the following beginning on your hire date/resumption date.

Salary: Monthly starting salary of N300,000(Three hundred thousand naira monthly) Training Bonus: N30,000 (Thirty thousand naira monthly). Accommodation: AITEO ENERGY provides free accommodation to all trainees/employee. Benefits: AITEO ENERGY-provides benefits for employees, including the following

Education assistance Health insurance Sick leave Vacation and personal days

Complete details will be found in the appointment letter to be sent to you on confirmation of your documents.

RESUMPTION DATE

The resumption date for the AITEO ENERGY training programme is on the 20th of April, 2013.

EMPLOYMENT DOCUMENTS

After the submission and confirmation of all the above listed documents, company will dispatch all the employments documents via dhl courier service to all the confirmed candidates. So ensure you submit all the listed requirements on or before the 28th of March 2013. As failure will result to the cancellation of appointment.

If you need any clarification or any help on the submission of any of the requirements contact the below person.

Contact Person: Federick Nwosu Phone: 0705-960-4426 , 0810-243-5418

We at AITEO ENERGY hope that you'll accept this job offer and look forward to welcoming you aboard.

Sincerely,

David Olugbenga Hiring Coordinator, Human Resources.

I received mail from aiteo with heading .. JOB OFFER FOR
AITEO ENERGY TRAINING PROGRAMME .. Think they're based in bayelsa.. They asked for docs to be sent by courier, and the deadline is rather short. Has anyone gotten similar offer? The contents look juicy, but I wanna be sure its genuine .. Any help wil be greatly appreciated

Ive seen that software.. Has this ms-dos kina interface.. Very user unfriendly.. But then, it's works.. I know I, and millions of naija ppl can do better.. But the oga at the top chose web fontaine..

Somebody bAn this as.shole of a liar..

Na beta slap I for download to your face! Mushu

Sky-walker:
I feel that will be too expensive for Nigerian companies. My advise is if he has the money,he should build a data center.Reduce his price to that of other popular vendors. The downside is also electricity, bandwidth and also security.

Acknowledged, but then again, liasing as a reseller for amazon, then setting up a software solution with of course a well thought out purpose.. I dont think that'll be too expensive, especially when the companies know their data is safe in the cloud..

.NET:
I am building a business model on Enterprise Cloud Computing. A Cloud site where clients and businesses can store files in a server and use at will. But first, I want to start by re-selling ERP applications like SAP to Businesses (at a cheaper rate) on the Cloud through my site.

I'll be buying the servers from Dell by October this year(mehn, these machines are really expensive o). We intend to kick off Cloud operations by January 2014.

Please feel free to ask me questions about this. Also analyse what I've described and tell me the pitfalls to avoid.

.NET

Cloud its great as a ' 3D' storage server.. Though i'd think you should just rent a huge space from corporate cloud firms like google, and be a reseller.. Or something like that.. Also, rather than just store files, why not add something more dynamic, like a software solution with back end cloud support.. Like an, sql server on the cloud.. Pm me.. We could work out something

Liverpoolfc: 11 pregnant women puting on 9ja jersey will win win mali. I watched their match again SA, they played nonsense.

We also played rubbish in group stage... The game can change anytime bro... Never underestimate a team... Ivory coast payed dearly for it ..

Imagine the lid closing suddenly while typing - (or jumping)...

CLT123: "In any case, it appears Mikel WILL feature against CIV. That's the word coming" - Colin Udoh

Another way of saying, 'a we've settled the necessary. Hes been allowed to feature'

If bad english can get me 1 billion naira worth of food per year, I no wan go school again abeg..

If this is tru, and really works... And the news filters to the west....hmm.. The first long range missile to nigeria wil land on his head!