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My own na wen time reach to perform, chairman no gree stand. Twas A nightmare

A woman is made up of dignity n integrity.. By default, every man looks out for those values in a woman, cos it determines how they regard u..

I can roll with a girl, and for all I care, shes just there to keep my s.ex experience in top gear..

I can roll with a girl, and instantly see myself having a real future with her.. And its not reAlly chasing.. Its just being helplessly possessive..

Anyway, in dis century, all dat is cheap history.. sex is ridiculously cheap n easy, love is an old man's tale, dignity n integrity is soooo oldskul... Who really loves these days? We used to chase hard for the love.. Now, women bring the sex to us at a price..

#we all pay for sex on way or another. At leAST hookers are fair about the price..

Most ladies simply dont know when to just stop running.. In the game of love, there are stages. I cant be stuck in stage1 (chasing), just cos she thinks she's too good for me. Do I look like usain bolt? . I'll rather meet up a girl that'll walk with me..

Ultimately, it boils down to how u control the game.. Ladies of this generation hardly deserve dat treatment. Our mothers were chased by our fathers cos they remained virgins till they married. How many women of real substance do we have these days..

sure say this man was not one of her ex bf how come she singled out his car?

Congrats to you sir

Mad Cow: CHAI!!! MTN has killed me...


The Winner of the Aeroplane as at the time of winning the plane had a BLOCKED LINE.. So MTN called A FAMILY FRIEND OF HERS..


[color=Blue]MTN[/color]NNA NA WAH FOR UNA O!! Abi na from her Family & Friends una get the number wey una call?!

MY GAWD... This is the dumbest thing I have heard since Nigerias failed Nuclear Power Ambition..

hahahaha

women beware! your laptop can turn your belly into a crate of boiled eggs!

Aluu headquarters

Abbott: I think Tonto's Song is nice if we can just listen to the lyrics we'll *dodges slap *wait lemme finish na *dodges bullet * really *dodges bomb * really get to *dodges block* *dodges brick* ahh *picks race*
Incredibly funny. Keep dodging.

U go soon dodge Aluu

wen a human being's name is made up of a male and female private parts.... then you'd simply have to brace yourself for the unexpected.. i no talk anything o

Bokoharam claims responsibility for Tonto Dike's 'Studio Bomb'.. a new trend of attack.
JTF to the rescue

if the baby's told 15 years later that he was carried by the president.... he'll be like.. WTF

Shark in a community river? Probably a tributary of 'RIVER ALUU'

Aluu dance coming soon!

i now see why poverty will probably never leave africa. We're so shortsighted that we only think around our own perimeter. Kenneth copeland has given out more than 35 aircrafts to other ministries. If he was a nigerian, we'll scream about how valuable dat money wud have been to the poor. Winners chapel i know for fact gives a whole lot to the needy and less priviledged. Same wit alot of other ministries. Jesus taught us to give 'in secret'. Cos God who sees how charity in secret will reward us in public, not the other way round. Dont blame the pastors for their wealth. U cant positively affect a man's life and not expect a counter attack of blessing. We dont serve a poor God. His house definitely cannot be poor, neither will His servants. Just so you know, one of the church's aircraft was given to the church by another ministry. If only we read like the bishop, we'll have alot more understanding. All i see here is frustrated peeps taking out their failed lives on another man's success. Go build your own church na. See how easy it is. EOD

u guys are just mad, cos most of yal will never see the inside of a private jet in ur lifetime + extra 20yrs. I hope he buys another jet soon so yal can scream your lungs out. Where were u wen he started? Or u think a man will wake up one day and build the largest church auditorium on earth? 2 universities? Keep mocking him, while God keeps blessing him. EOD!

Odinaka00: Wђɑ̤̥̈̊† is Tee Mac? Is it a name of a person, place or a thing?

The name reminds me of Pac-man

berem: The goat must be a fuccking VIRGIN!

Dont tell me the sexy goat gets you Hot

I'm from Ndokwa-West.. Heard the flood don reach my villa... chai...

pray bokoharam hasn't found her before u, that'll be a harsh twist to ur future. Lol

fenando po: Oyedepo with about four jet? What for? Y not use the money to build free schools for the less privileged.

He does lots of missionary work that i know of .. but you'd be too ignorant to know that..

'Y not use the money to build free schools for the less privileged?' .. yea, he's now your Governor.. Mscheww

Aifey: Religion is just an opium for the masses. They are just usin ur money 2inrich them selfs n family. Is their university nt supose 2b free tuition fee. Whatch TB joshua giv out cars n millions n even bags of rice 2poor n destitut pepl, hw many times hav u seen oledepo do so. God is nt purnishin them anytin n they kn tht, thts y.

Your stupidity is beyond extreme! You think everyone who does charity carves out an open show before he media? I doubt any ministry in Nigeria gives out to the needy more than winners.. I know countless people... widows, students, elder statesmen etc.. who're under the church's welfare.. If they buy 50 planes, why e dey pain you? na ur money? more than 50000 people troop to the ministry every sunday.. You think they're unaware of the wealth of the ministry? na u wan tell dem whether to pay tithe or not? Ur politicians dat steal money in 8 figures neva do u..

If u no like am.. stop to pay tithe, then see wether God's work will stop working..
Those ministries have been on for over 25yrs.. probably when they were just 5 members and worshipped in a little cottage, you'd neva have an issue with it ryt? Sorry bro, i serve a RICH God.. If God lived on earth... people like you wud still complain about the kind of car He drives.. Get a Life!

A croc in 'stealth mode' can hardly leave a trace... u sure the guy who snapped dis pic survived after 'uploading' ?

Godman_n: How can we be foolish to call this man a listening President. He is a dumb President for ever contemplating the N5000 note. He is the dumbest to have even granted an approval for that assuming the idea originated from Sanusi.

A President should know enough to direct and plots our economy; and not one that sits idly and schemes around looking for where to put his voice in order to be called a good man.

A president is a leader, our general that plots every of our move. A president is one that takes the initiative in every fronts of our national endeavour and not an unlearned idoits that reacts on issues based on an uninformed public opinion.

GEJ is undeserving of my President. He is a usurper.

Go Shag on a cow! You're stuck with him. Deal with it.. Arrow

At first hearing, i was like WTF!.. But hearing a second and third time.. find myself liking it..

Saintsquare: Na wa o,police dey arrest cow.On wat charges?

Gross misconduct

Saintsquare: Na wa o,police dey arrest cow.On wat charges?

Gross misconduct

Jakumo: Clearly you are enemies of frogress who have chosen not to appreciate and admire African Stealth Technology. You will both be invited for questioning over your blasphemous comments here, on Monday morning. Have your overnight bags and toothbrushes packed in anticipation of honoring this polite invitation that you will now be served by security operatives.

For your enlightenment, the high-tech device being unveiled by that proud military officer is a Mechanized Vehicle Interdiction Module, which has been developed by African witch-doctors and black-smiths, in collaboration with teams of muttering, white-coated scientists from MIT.

I hold my girl's waist wen we're alone. In public, I curl ma arms on her shoulder, and she responds with holding ma waist, which i find romantic..
But then, I cant compare my relationship with everyone else's.. Study your girl, and do whatever she likes..

As for holding other females.. i play with my female cousins alot(except one busty one.., her catalyst always raise my 'natural' blood pressure beyond the 'cousinly acceptable level ), and they sometimes hold my hand wen we walk.. its always their move, NOT mine.. wouldn't dare, not that i think they'll bother much though..

Other ladies, its hands only... or shoulders(wen im sure we wont bump into my girl... explanations will take eternity)..
My sister on the waist? Maybe wen a cruise missile carrying Weed as Warhead explodes over my roof, dat will happen . I can hold her on the shoulder.. and wen we were younger, we sleep on the same bed.. but hold her waist in public is a massive signal in the wrongest of directions.. cant even imagine it..

brabus: I suggest they play it in National Theatre, Lagos or MUSON Centre.

HABA BROS!

Really sad... brought back the tragic feeling i had that day.. I'm in the office, and everyone's beginning to ask me wats wrong.. May their souls rest in peace