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Lockdown don fail people are doing their business now Dem no send especially the market peeps

Rubbish me we de eat meat like crase man

Even if I be Catholic or worshipping babalawo

Hahaha see the farm wey e de call mountain

Baba self don de bang olosho since den oo

What food about the Friday

When I can't hit the strip club today which is weekend routine for me due to d lockdown

F..k good Friday and F ...u too if you believe in dis bullshit

Am eating lot of suya tonight jare and looking for one olosho to bang de de deng

Europe and North America is now Den of coronavirus to even wish to travel to their again no de my mind ooo

Tankunland:
From then on I was just living a purposely life because there wasn't the will to live again. I was so lonely, there wasn't anyone to talk to or laugh with. No one chatted me up again, I would go some time's 2 days without a meal because there wasn't any food to eat, my soap got finished and I had to start to use Klin detergent to bath, yes I always looked good and smiled when I went outside because I still had lot of good clothes but deep down I was dying slowly and mightily lonely and depressed


I would go make block at Fagba railway and be paid 1500 but that 1500 is spend this way. 200 goes for my transport, 200 to eat morning food, I would buy Tramadol 100 to numb the pain from carrying 700 blocks per day, I would use 300 to eat afternoon meal and another 100 tramadol before you sleep to numb the pain growing on my hip again and another 200 naira food at night again, I was just frustrated and each night i wet my pillow with tears and prayed to die while sleeping anf each morning I woke up with a fake smile when I saw people.


I had to stop making block as I was getting addicted to Tramadol as that could finally mean the end of my life as addiction to tramadol without a job or money would surely lead me to crime and I went to start making bread in a bakery and we would be paid 600 per night after we have worked so hard during the night. All this stuff got me so frustrated and depressed and always angry and just wanting to end it all

You might asked don't I have Uncle's or Aunt yes I did but none came to my aid whenever I swallowed my pride to asked them for help and all they would say is why did I play football and not go to school and I went this way till that hot September 5 of 2019 after trekking so much and knocking on the gate of more than 10 hotels and got home to meet my neighbor needing me to go fix that light.


I just couldn't take it anymore and I was just within seconds of downing that sniper when I shamefully begged here and this where few reasons why I spiraled into deep depression.
(1) My girlfriend left me
(2) a boy that was already sleeping in my arms and chest was taking from me.
(3) used to do giveaway to those that were broke every single Tuesday on my WhatsApp and now my WhatsApp was like a ghost land.
(4) remember eating 2 bags of Rice in the year 2018 alone and now I couldn't even afford a proper meal again.
(5) my soap was 2k that lasted less than 2 weeks and my cream 4k and now I used Klin detergent to bath.
(6) I gave those almajires in my bus stop 200 per day i kid you not and now I didn't even have 1 naira on me again.
(7) how I single handedly buried Mom but now I couldn't even afford 200 to go look for a job unless i trek

Bros so painful

First place you messed up was to trust a gal wit a baby ad a lover

That girl caused all the rubbish you went through in your life

Let me be frank with you , you were not a gangsta that gal luck is not match with yours fathering someone child when you can't support yourself first

You did not look at your background that you are an ophan but you were carried away by d 1.3 Milla in your aza

Bro pls o try get ur life back and forget that bastard gal and those bastard kids ok

If you do accept them back again oga na die you de

That oga Greg anytime you see him warn him to change his evil ways face to face don't fear him ok be a man

The people look as if they are in kirikiri prison

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

Bros don't keep any relationship with any naija gal if you are not boyyant to oppres her with ur small wealth o unless na die you de

No real love here just bang enough oloshos they are plenty on social media app oo I messenger why again should u jerk off to porn twice a day oga you have strength o haba twice a day ...lord have mercy
You go fit bang if u see you pucci

Matured reply but she be slowpoke why dis she not wait for her baby be brought to her to snap foto

Everytime Dem wan post sometin by rush on IG fake lives kill dem

@op wetin concern u abi u wan dash me data

priceaction:
Newyork is really hard hit. I could remember how my sister always complain bitterly about their ways of life and carefree and ungodly living because of her xtain background here. May God have mercy on the world and stop this plague. If only if, God can really open our eyes, you will see that 2 or 3 herbs combinations along ibadan ogbomoso or lagos abeokuta or even Benin ore roads can totally cure this madness, you will bow down in praises. But that's why he is God. He has brought all big and small nations to the same level and under his feet while he remain supreme.

What has way of life got to do with the virus

Abeg no come preach here

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Imagine this young niggarrr. Very obvious he is not a real niggarrr. Pussy ass coward
No matter what you going through in life don't think of this shit

I will keep on telling my real niggarrrz
Try to learn any two out of this four things.
1) smoking weed
2) drinking alcohol
3) banging enough pussy
4) hang out with friends always
If you know how to do any two out of this four things then no matter the worries in life you can't think of suicide!

As for me i dey do the four things! Any problem jam me go jam my weed or if the problem follow me go virtual bet house( bet9ja) with my friends. Then we murder the problem for there! Later in the evening i drink one or two bottle then call Sandra the slim beautiful girl make she come bang me all night

Sandra is my girlfriend OMG I don't trust dese hoes anymore

Randy100:
As long as it takes to find a virtuous woman. It is shocking and shameful that this generation of women have high libido. Women don't talk about satisfaction during the time of our forefathers. It was the job of the women to satisfy their husbands and not the other way round. I hope you learn this.

Thank you but today all we have are rebellious women and hoes

One word for her where is my lil Wayne meme

Dis is for dem

All of Dem that attended the party should be arrested also they are all morons

They could have done the party codedly and tell visitors not to video or snap fotos at the party but you see them holding fones up and down like goats

Abeg Benin girls full prostitution work but for naija na IGbos gals de lead anyday anytime

Abeg na stunt

J111333:
No, Nigeria is bigger than California.

San Diego to Sacramento which may be used to measure the state may actually take up to 8hrs without traffic. With traffic in between San Diego and LA, a driver has to be prepared to have his breakfast, lunch and dinner on road.

Texas is almost as big as Nigeria ok don't argue ok even California is richer than the whole of West Africa

California is populated so what up abeg Cali get levels pass una shit hole country

armyofone:
Big, rich, expensive and HQ for homeless people that would make you cry and ask- in a state with so much resources, why ?

So what the homeless people are being cater for rather than yours here that are miserable and turn to mad people and die in the street

Abeg make person rest

Why won't there be homeless people in America when America is a place that welcome different type of immigrants worldwide

That is why I never liked any. Naija gal

A city from Los Angeles ,6hours daaam that means California alone may be as big as almost nigeria

24kmagic:
As a man, once you're able to fvck any girl you approached, you already won. All the calls, the efforts, the outings and the shoppings are all aiming towards sex. Shey you don fvck her? Oya breakup.

It's either you're damaging her kpekus or breaking her heart. If you're not doing any of these two things, you're the woman in the relationship.

For God's sake which man leaves his phone with a b!tch just because he wants to prove that he's faithful? What rubbish is that? It's a sign of "weakness." She should be the one doing that to prove that she's a wife material. Even if you don't have any side chick, you dare not let her know. In fact, you'll need to pretend that you have many girls disturbing you, if not she'll just rubbish you. Girls? Hmm

Again, I can bet my left ball that money was the key factor you used in getting her. The way you kept stressing how you buy her this and that, shopping for this and that, I can say money was a major factor in getting her. Shey you don fvck her? Oya, leave her.

She's in for the cash, she doesn't like you like you think. Reason why I don't always succumb to the "make money and girls will follow you notion." Money will get you girls but it won't get you their loyalty. No girl turns down the idea of a man coming to meet her people except she doesn't love him, which is the case here.

Finally, I want you all reading this to know that "NO GIRL DESERVES A GOOD THING" and the earlier guys realise that, the better. That good thing you think she deserves, she doesn't deserve it because she doesn't want it.

What she wants and deserves are pain, cry, games, cheating, lies, manipulations, STDs, and every form of one discomfort or the other.

If you can do all these without laying a finger on her, you're EVERY GIRL'S DREAM MAN.

Forget what they say online

Oga easy ok which one be STD again hahahah well said

Jerking off to lex Steele movies

Na hungery go wire Dem this period nonsense