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funkmrflexx:
We Have Been Dating For 1 Year and 6 months now. I’ve met her parents, we wanted to get married last year but her dad told me to wait till she finishes school which is supposed to be next year. I’m 25 years old and she’s 22 .

I live alone in the city while my mom lives in the village. My younger sister who I’m sponsoring through school sometimes comes to my place during holidays and weekends. My girlfriend practically lives with me because she comes from a type of an Abusive family. So she lives with me and I even assist her with school fees and house rents sometimes. I’ve spent even more than her father for her school.

Everyone In my family knows her and she’s a very wonderful girl. Typical wife material. She supports me every time even when I’m broke. I’m not the type of guy that dates a lot of girls . I don’t even cheat on her. Since I met her I’ve done away with a lot of ladies. I’m 100% committed to the relationship

But the problem is that she Has very bad anger issues. I mean she can destroy your property when she’s angry and I’m the quiet type. I don’t like hitting a lady execpt once in a while a general brain resetting slap. When she starts she doesn’t listen to anyone. Not me, not even her parents. So anytime she’s angry like this I will just find a way to make her laugh. Both of you can just be eating and she will get angry if you ate the fleshy part of the meat and left oily part for her (we have quarreled because of that I mean serious quarrel) . Sometimes I get tired of the whole situation. At the end even when she’s wrong I’ll let her for peace to reign. So I try to manage the anger at home so it shouldn’t go out

So we went to visit my mom in the yesterday. Because of curfew we slept over. So my mom bought us mangos this morning and told us to carry.

My girlfriend then said she doesn’t like mango that if I want to eat my mango I should carry it myself. Then my mom (she is the type that always shouts at every body. The real wahala woman) told her that if she can’t carry the mango then she should just put it on my head for me to carry na (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na).

That was the only thing my mom said. Then she sparked. Started shouting at my mom. That she should stop talking to her like that, that she doesn’t like it. In fact she’s going home. So she carried her bag and started going home. Every one in the compound started saying it’s ok (Na dat thing why dem tell u Dey make u Dey vex so) she was still shouting. I was even try to calm her down but no way. She was still shouting. Even my sister who had never seen her angry before became angry (na so you b? She said). I was really disappointed In her

The issue is what even made me angry is how she reacted. If she didn’t like what my mom said made her angry. At least she should have waited till we got home (this was the first time we were both sleeping over) then she would tell me. Or she could have called my sister and told her what my mom said. After all the fracas, she went inside the room till we left. I just told everybody to just leave her.

So when we got home I told her what she did was wrong that she shouldn’t have reacted like that. Na there war start. She started yelling and shouting at me that if my mom talks to everyone like that she won’t take it (my plan was to tell her that she should apologize to her. Because my mom already apologized that she won’t talk to her again like that. Which I know she will o . So we can just forget about the issue. But she never accepts she’s wrong ) She said I took her to my village to intimidate her in front of my family people, I was really angry and called her uncle and told him what happened. He said there was nothing wrong with what my mom told her (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) and that he would talk to her .

I even scolded my mom before I left that I didn’t like what she said what she did that’s she was just causing issue. My girlfriend said when my mom said the word (If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na) that I should have immediately rebuked my mom. But me sef no see anything wrong with what my mom said( If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

I just Dey follow her uncle advise and leave her be until she calms down and I talk to her

So my people what’s offensive in this word? If you no fit carry the mango u for kuku put am for e head make e carry am na)

But this her attitude don tire me. Break up is not on the card for me at least not yet. She always thinks that they are other guys out there because she has a lot of toasters but I know they can’t do quarter of what I’m doing for her. In this modern time it’s difficult to see a guy who will allow his girlfriend stay with him thereby losing his freedom to do certain things. A guy who doesn’t cheat, a guy who takes care of her does everything for her .

I just think the things she went through in her family is affecting her physiological. And sometimes when I think about leaving her I feel pity because she can’t go back to her parents house.

Go ask @womenareapes and he will reveal to you that most naija gals are not worth it

That is the reason I don trust any of them

But Bros at 25 what do you wanna use marriage for to boast you are now married

Hahaha our papa n mama times and now no be the same o marriage as an institution has been bastardized

So this 22 years with no idea of life marriage na u wan put for house oga this gal go kill you...

Again try be a player o cos many gals go use u play if you are too gentle

one word

steveekeoma:
Relieve ur soul and set ur mind free. Stop bitterness to enable u awake the real human in U

doggedfighter:
I sense bitterness

no bitterness every Nigerian girl at least is a sadist and a fake soul compared to foreign ones

Poverty mentality have destroyed their mind and hypocrisy the most all these are result of lack of parental care from parents also especially mothers

you see them around walking here and there no work they do but have all the things like a high end phone use to facilitate their runs lifestyle ..and have list of sugar daddies and clients

there r few good naija gals just a sprinkle few..

Never love any naija gal they are all.morally currupt many are even not real

Just only 20 percent of d are mentally ok

The rest are prostitute and sadist and damaged soul so how can they love you back

Attention seeking slowpoke

Dem don Stone am jazz aerow

E don red oooo omo na wahala ooo

yvelchstores:
you will be alive to experience the second coming. So your questions will be answered before your very eyes.

Mugu who cares if the fake imaginary Jesus nobody needs him ok stop fooling ur self brainwashed minds

So if you can reason with ur daft dingbat brain properly that someone from the sky is going to come down and do what to us na bomb people go take bomb am

yvelchstores:
This ENTIRE WORLD is just a tiny spec. Jesus is coming soon. All these will rot away and can not give you true satisfaction in life.

Better tell ur fake Jesus not to come back because if he does na rush everybody go rush am throw am again

Imaginary myth wey no let una hear word so I. Ur right senses Jesus will come back for where how will he ..come by private jet or wat

Brains washed people

Daboomb:
This question has been baffling me since l was a Youth, 16yrs upwards!
I wont even allow a fellow guy to sleep by my side and his body touch mine, it revolts me so much, not to talk of splashing inside the same Semen Pot! Jeeze, it wont happen in a million years, not even on my dead body!

And again, l wonder why is it that guys patronize "Professional Oloshos"?
Is it that they can toast a lady and lay her within a week? Is it that they lack self confidence?
I wont say it has anything to do with being handsome or Poor because l have seen both categories of people patronising Oloshos.

Just imagine one disease infested guys fcuks an Olosho and you a supposedly clean, hygenic and decent guy stick your Prick into the same shitty cunt that the other guy deposited his semen!
You really have to have an astonishingly high level of disrespect for yourself and your own body, to sleep with a prostitute.
I think the greatest form of the disrespect is that which somebody heaps on him or herself.

Well said bro but lemme tell you all naija gals don cast many guys don't waste time anymore proposing love to many of them because they outrightly know that they are olosho codedly or directly so why toasting just tell Dem I will pay you and the magic is done or that same gal you are chasing for a week may be station in one coded hotel (cos Dem no de write ashewo for head)

So leave dat matter Bros ok it's good to scope a gal oo but them wahala too much so don't stress anything for any naija gal

Infact yesterday one was begging me codedly make I come bang oo I Taya self cos I don't wanna waste my energy again cos now man need to de belleful Weller

Instamesage Dem plenty there ...shame to Nigeria

Even your girlfriend u r carry for head I swear if she is the materialistic type and lazy type with no hand work and she flaunts high end gadget n taste oga na ashewo she be

infogeneral:
One of them was quoted saying "God made it clear that my body is not for the devil; it is not for sickness. It is for Him.” so sex workers dey read the Bible?
And they didn't read where it says "Present your body as a living sacrifice, holy and acceptable to God".

See this one plenty ashewo I have banned in their room see big Bible's ehnnn you go fear hahahaha

Hahaha bunch of lazy minded ladies in naija who don't know themselves

This biyath is gone ummm well maybe she went to do her duty as a video vixen and also night job lol as most of these vixen na runs gals oo if u don't know

Celebrity don nak Dem Taya

RIP bitch wait so na electric give her shock omo make Dem go check her case one woman don send juju to her make e strike her via electic

High body count is an OLosho ooo there is noting in their head they will still chest on you if the opportunity comes

Almost all naija gals are hoes

Shame

Flier:
Not all of them goes back to it,but I think it also depends on tribe
Most Igbo ladies don't go back to their past after getting married, let's say 5% goes back compared to
Yoruba about 50 percent goes back to their past while
South South people about 90%

Igbos na carry 1st for prostitution now am just telling you not that I am bashing the tribe

Take it or leave it go to every corner in Lagos where you have high population of igbos and check the hotels there you go fear igbo gals especially imo gals

President never talk finish the full speech don leak online

BonPatrick:
Guys can you date a woman with 3 kids and still in her husband's house but the marriage is about to be dissolved because her husband is not touching her for over a year and doesn't give her food or talk to her.

She met you on Facebook and loves you so much and wants you to sleep with her when both of you see. She even sends her naked video to you to show you how much she loves you. Will you sleep with her when you meet as she is about to divorce her husband?

Keep.it up until e strike you

A woman with three kids na you wan take serious someone you don't know really and na you wan help them scatter the marriage finally
Na you Dem go hold and beat no worry no go find wetin you go do with you self and forget those people let Dem deal with their issue

The man is a slowpoke

The way he is even concluding that the babe made her to waste data

Immediately is shows he fked up

He no even wait for a while and keep the chat and from there bone the lady with lamba

That why it's not everyone dat have balls is a man many are just big for nothing


Nigerian lady una don hear am una fellow SA olosho don cast una

womenareapes:
what the f*** is wrong with you?
you are still asking those piece of shiit called Naija girls out!


this will be the biggest mistake you would make in your lifetime. asking those apes out

find something productive doing instead. leave those miserable piece of shiit alone biko!

I am almost like you Bros but I am mild and sensie with dealing wit naija gals

I hardly date Dem they have notin to offer they are selfish and can't even contribute in a date as in buying and sharing bills when you both go out

If I can see any naija gal wit such mentality I will respect her

It's not b os they r broke many of Dem have some money but always have this entitlement dat men must always spend
That why they end up living useless life and your. To fraustrated oloshos and prostitute

Almost in naija now girls from 27 to 30 who are broke and open eyes are semi runs gals

I fact

I just banged one day is pregnant two days ago self Lmfao

Money she run come. Os the guy dat gave her belle no send her and she already have two kids from some other guys

She have done olosho Taya till she resign and went to get pregnant for a guy dat later japa

I have been banger her since her olosho days and I hammer her again when she stop.olosho thinking marriage will work now another bastard is being added from nother man to her her two other kids �
Shame I hammer d pregnancy hole Weller one more time and like dis na till 8 month later I go hear from her

And maybe when next year reach I go even de hammer her de go cos I know that guy won't marry her

Digmygold:
Your bizarre hate for women has blinded your reasoning and makes you wish that every moniker on Nairaland is first a female and then an evening newspaper. I know you are too dumb to decipher anything.

I see you have studied the vagina in its rawest form hence your lame lecture. Wait until you get married to your hoe wife before you discuss the texture of the vagina since you are an acclaimed angel.

Go seek refuge in your hoes. You can meet your wife any where even in church and she'll still be cheating on you with your blood brother. Hear that, self righeous Lucifer?

Dont be dumb and quit judging the dude.Nobody holy pass according to 2baba.

What has he said that you started accusing him of hate on women

What he said is pure truth

You guys should stop In sulting yourselves here

eddieguru:
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother

My guy you don catch am gonocacus

Na u sabi just becafeul no be every gal you meet clean inside

If obi na 33 than am 25 years