₦airaland Forum

Joebayo217:
i keep seeing many fake news I don't know which one I should believe

Just check irev portal yourself to know how its going.

These results vary from place to place.

Especially in lagos. Someone might randomly check maybe 5 - 10 polling units to do statistics to have an idea on how it is going but the probability might give you a correct or wrong idea.

Imagine checking polling units dominated by people supporting GRV and then start thinking LP is winning. Then conversely do the same where people who dislike GRV are.


Last last, na when dem do coalition na him everybody go know his or her candidates fate.

The margin and population of units should be taken into consideration but some people don't get it.


For example:
What if someone wins in 50 polling units with less than 20 voters and loses in 10 polling units of 200 voters with a margin difference of 25%.


If you count by polling units. You think the earlier won,!when in-fact it is the later that won.

People just don't get logic.

Goodconcept78:
That's my problem with them. They won't ever learn.

Imagine them insulting Benue people for voting APC in this gubernatorial election out if their sentiments.

Some people have never heard of the LP candidate before, some prople that know him say that he and the incumbent governor Ortom work hand in hand.

Then even us from other states know that ortom of Benue is the worst performing governor in Nigeria.

Then then the PDP candidate was hand picked by ortom (so they said).

The candidate for APC is a reverend father loved by all but these people pushing LP agenda can't see beyond party to choose a befitting candidate.

irrationality and sentimentality and the Igbo Agenda LP are one.

Goodconcept78:
dey play. Keep reposting the same picture all the time while APC is winning already with a wide margin

leave the guy! They keep posting only polling units they won and leaving out the rest.

By the time they sum up everything, they will start shouting rigged election 😂

twosquare:
Any similar product you can recommend for men?

You can go to any standard pharmacy...

They'll have it.


Say you want to buy Spanish gold fly

KanwuliaExtra:
This sounds like one of those women from 'those parts of Nigeria' where men are seen as 'trophies'.
Definitely not from EDO STATE.


No MAN born of a woman or a BOBRISKY can chase me out of my house o.
Na im go RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUN.
By the time I finish with am ehn. . . .im prick go fear women.

EDO STATE WOMEN NOR DEY CRY FOR H-INSIDE MARRIAGE. . . .LAI LAI!!!!
WE ARE BONAFIDE LANDLADIES!!!

Toxic or not. . . I will be the last one SHINING!

Yes, you can leave a toxic marriage or relationship. . . .BUT BY GOD! WIN AND TAKE IT AAAAAALLLL!


I OWN MY OWN HOMES!
THEY CAN'T DO SHYTE.
No be pehnis? Dem plenty ke. . . fake and real ones.
Abegggggggggggggiiiii

MRS? I don answer taya. . . .it means nothing to me.
So why stay in a toxic relationship?
PURSUE AM COMOT!

Anytime wey you need real penis, let me know make I show your side

Kobojunkie , how are you doing today.

Do you feel better?😎

Nwodosis:
Why is the apology coming this late? Needless apologising to the children my brother, children won't vote you because children don't vote.

Medicine after death😁

Failure2019:
You're autistic

Congrats


Welcome to club



Not an achievement but

I didn't talk till I was 7 , parents thought I was deaf and dumb

I was troublesome and destructive child , anything I touch spoils

I changed secondary school three times and primary school two times

I started learning how to code in jss3 , I used to go to a cybercafé Just to learn perl then moved to learning C in ss1

I hacked a e-commerce website belonging to a popular business man , later the man found out what I did and wanted to get me arrested but couldn't because I was underage so I showed how I hacked his website and to shield his website from vulnerabilities , man thanked me and in exchange for the info gave me a Tecno p5 and Compaq laptop .


Applied to study computer engineering and I got accepted, learned asm and c++

Currently learning go atm

Converted from being my parent religion to a satanist


Currently dating a nice woman from owerri


Currently a system architect working for an electric vehicle startup in the EU

Going to finish uni next year

And finally you became a failure

BoogyMan557 sperm go don enter babalawo hand taya

Schizophrenia is seriously affecting many people


OP get well soon.

siofra:
😒

We will all get old someday. Stop doing as if you will escape it

May your type of portion never happen to any of my family or friends in Jesus name.

Even with dishing out kpekus to lecturers, Siofra only managed to graduate with a Third-Class 😭

siofra:
Wow! So children born in 2005 are already 18
Na wa o! I don old finish like this 🙆🙆

That was when you were in JSS2 or 3

Never did you know then that you will become a renowned and we'll established Olosho by now

Oluwadare316:
Haha, which one is Lizard style again. What about crocodile style 🤔

Na Shalommy Lizard style we know oh!

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



Don't take my colleagues too serious, this might just be a publicity stunt to push the remix of their beautiful hit single "Who's your guy".

Am also thinking of the publicity stunt to promote my new single "Vibes alive".
Maybe I will go and snap close picture with Tems and bloggers will say we are dating and boom!!

Otilo!
Dbull don blow!!!

Slap Tinubu in public and see if you no blow

Nigerian law always using technicalities to win judgements.

Common sense should tell every sane person that the 24 states and fct incorporates fct to be regarded on the same level as a state.

Abi what has made FTC any different?


Well, IP🐽B Pigs will still argue.

Since kanu is dieting on watery beans now... They had no option but to temporarily abort Biafra and come back to try taking over Zoo republic using Pandora.

do4luv14:
What about me, you no call me abi,

oh..... you dey keep me for yourself, OK na 😁

Shalommy go give you better lizard style in dza odza room

😎 correct guy.


He should put her on his next agenda

Leiylau:
Nature , better still forces of universe kept us in an inverse life .
Mock people and be mocked 10times over
Avoid knowledge because those with knowledge aren't happy and get a destroyed life in next life times 3 times over and those who aren't happy are kings n queens in next lifetime .


Xi Leiylau
Mistress of the lightworkers

Chinko bitch worship your idols in china and stop trying to shove it down the throats if gullible Nigerians.

You can carry the fews you have successfully brainwashed with you.

Fman the Tiv fool, Rekhina the Northern fool, sisterfire your nyammiri slave master.

fman:
first son of a mad woman... Madness runs in your bloodline. Aro bagger
Dirty cultist

Noron wey the impersonate.

Person wey no sabi difference between Ship and Deck

Ask your mother her body count. She will say it is uncountable.

Ask her if your father is truly your father. She will say she cannot confirm.

Son of a community prostitute

Calicoe:
Please where can someone find such drink?

Check Jumia or Konga


"Spanish Gold Fly"