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EducationTell Me What Is Wrong PLEASE by Pr0ton(op): 5:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
I'm a graduate of Petroleum Engineering - thanks to the tedious hardwork of my parents.

Three BIG oil companies have requested to see my certificate, and they all promised to apply me as soon as I respond.

This afternoon my little sis came to me in tears. She was pointing to her friends who were flying planes (not the real plane; the paper one, you get the stuff) I understood at once that she had no plane to fly and needed one. I searched my room for any paper. None was available, except from this thing they call certificate.

I brought the certificate out, constructed into a plane and gave it to her. She left with the speed of light.

When my parents came my sis narrated how I made her day by using my certificate as a plane for her to play with. She said the plane flew in the air, on water and finally crashed in the fire.

After giving me a weird look, my parents collapsed and were unconscious, even till now. Neighbours bursted into tears on hearing the story, even till now.

I'm confused. What's wrong??
EducationRe: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by Pr0ton: 4:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
aloa3:
[/color]any physiotherapy aspirant here,and how many years do u spend studyn physiotherapy...urgent reply pls[color=#990000][color=#990000]any physiotherapy aspirant here,and how many years do u spend studyn physiotherapy...urgent reply pls[/color][color=#990000][/color]any physiotherapy aspirant here,and how many years do u spend studyn physiotherapy...urgent reply pls
Wetin sef. How many color you wan use. Lol.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:42pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dopeyomi:
Pr0ton why are you exchanging words with duh niqqahuh At least you're more matured than him..


He took a mere joke compliment to the rage.. I wondered' why he stepped in to the conversation at first.. Or is he FrancisTonyhuh
You are right. He is used to exaggerating little matters. I think he should learn from his last born if he doesn't know how to get along with people. He is kinda "sick". I mean really sick. I dunno how my talking of Francis affected him.


Result of being jobless.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
cassyrooy:
I seriously don't believe it, dude (might have personal issues) and all you do to help keep him up is to strike him in his absence, Bravery. Guy is arogant but when you try to tell him the effect, the self-centred defensive mechanism come into action.
What's wrong with this chap? You think everyone is intolerant like you? I didn't strike him in his absence. I would have mentioned his full moniker, if not for the respect I've been trying to give to his wish (of not mentioning him here again) If I was trying to strike in his absence I would have distorted his moniker in the post I quoted. Use your sense, dude.

Hey Pr0ton, you think you fly? Here is how you show them how high you can fly. I don't know the FrancisTony guy and i'm not defending him also(he has to do that himself), but just refrain from making yourself a Viewer.
You are always making a mountain out of a mole-hill. FrancisTony and I understand how we roll. Stay your lane o.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:12pm On Mar 08, 2015
horpeyemmi66:
@PrOton, Ok now I get...What's up with you and Cassyrooy?
He has been missing drugs. I just hope he is Okay.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:51pm On Mar 08, 2015
dara319:
no p.....tank God no changes.....n am rili grateful tnks so much... wink
Pleasure...
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:50pm On Mar 08, 2015
cassyrooy:
Humans? Evens his Wikipedia page can never tell the world about him the way you just did.
You are still a newbie to Wikipedia if you think Wikipedia can't do such.

Rather say nothing than being foolish!
That should be directed to you. It goes well with your ignorance.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 2:45pm On Mar 08, 2015
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 2:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dopeyomi:
23 kidshuh Howcomehuh Who did he impregnate selfhuh
Na so we see ham oga mi. I heard the guy has been toasting since when he was 2.


As for who he impregnated, na one white girl.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 2:02pm On Mar 08, 2015
horpeyemmi66:
Already I pretended I didn't see the madness...LOL! @PrOton o serious rara, me 230 my last UTME score which the idiots at Ogbomoso wasted was more than that. Ki lo fi mi pe. And please recharge soon...but wait, wasn't it TOLL FREE?? Your sin too much o!.
Thanks by the way.
I was saying you'd score at least 230.

LOL. I guess it's too much of sin too o.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:59pm On Mar 08, 2015
Dopeyomi:
Pr0ton how far na? Hope say uNa dey prepare F̶̲̥̅̊O̲̣̣̥я̩̥̊ d 'upcoming' UTME.. Well UTME is quite easy to pass anyway.. just prepare harder F̶̲̥̅̊O̲̣̣̥я̩̥̊ the Post UTME.. I'll never forget UI 2014/2015 PUTME d akpako wey dem nack me and my padis grin


Just passing tHo tHen I decided to say hi to my niqqa.. e be like say uNa don forget me self.. What of that my bOy Francistonyhuh
The Biggest Boss on Nairaland and Facebook. The only guy in my friendlist who receives, at least, 200 likes for picture he uploads.

I'm trying with preparation Boss. I never forgot you, I was thinking you were busy with school so I didn't wanna disturb.

That Francis guy is enjoying life with his wife and 23 kids.

Happy sunday.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:49pm On Mar 08, 2015
dara319:
Isokeh...
Sorry for taking so long. The stuff didn't work on my phone, so I had to contact a friend. Your date is March 16.. 6:00AM
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:24pm On Mar 08, 2015
dara319:
56359023EC......tnks tnks
I'll be back.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:23pm On Mar 08, 2015
Horpeyemmi66 shocked shocked

So you are a pastor. Thanks for the good and positive wishes. I (and everyone else) wish you the same. We are all gonna make it.


You said you'll be scoring nothing less than 230, right?


And also, I tried calling heaven hotline and I was told to recharge my account with 10% of my salary sad


Tithe? Happy Sunday! (don't mind my madness)
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:15pm On Mar 08, 2015
dara319:
Hmmmm..... prOton.....datz so true....buh i op nt... tanks all d same and hapi sunday.
and i dont av adobe reader on ma fone oo....will check one of ma frndz.....
Just coming from church. Happy sunday.

Have you checked it? If no, type your reg number here.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:07am On Mar 08, 2015
cassyrooy:
I wasn't qualified to be mentioned, guess i shouldn't bother cutting my SABBATICAL short.
The OP said, "to those that I didn't mention". Those I tagged were those he didn't mention. He mentioned you, right? And you got the mention. So, there was no need of mentioning you again.

Better keep that SABBATICAL long grin Morning!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 5:47am On Mar 08, 2015
dara319:
Hmmmm....wit all dis tinz jamb is doin.....dia own palava, cus dis ma last jamb.....will try n reprint again on mon to be on d safe side....
Reprinting on Monday isn't safe at all.. What if - just what if - you reprint on Monday noon and you find out that your date has been altered to Mon 9th, 6:00AM.

You really do want this to be your last Jamb? Reprint today! You can do that on your phone. Morning.
Christianity EtcRe: Money-rituals(SAKAWA), Share Your Experiences!!! by Pr0ton: 9:17pm On Mar 07, 2015
edogho:
And Bin, when sakawa makes u filthy rich, let me know
You'll have to wait for...












eternity.
Christianity EtcRe: What Will Happen To Those Who Didn't Hear The Gospel? by Pr0ton(op): 8:46pm On Mar 07, 2015
Ayoku777

I asked what the fate of those who weren't able to hear the gospel before they died - young kids, those who died before the gospel could reach, the deaf, dumb and blind - would be. You replied by quoting 1 Pt 4:6 changing the tenses (in your interpretation) to support your idea that the dead have the opportunity to listen to the gospel.

I contended that 1 Pt 4:6 speaks of Jesus three days stay activity in the grave, and not a continual process. The verse states it clearly that he preached and not he preaches. But you kept on trying to distort the verse in order to suit your answer. Apparently you had no answer to provide, except getting verses distorted to get around the question.

I also objected your idea of dead people being able to make decisions after death by quoting verses that disprove your point. Eccl 9:10 makes it clear that we all have one life. We should use it wisely for nothing happens after death... All these disprove your answer - you actually didn't provide an answer
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:16pm On Mar 07, 2015
FrancisTony:
Fixed!

In Achebe's voice, there was a dude(country).

He's gone but his memory lives on. I didn't miss anyone. tongue Kumpharm; only you, I miss you like mofedaku! grin
If I had a gun... sad
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Pr0ton: 11:46am On Mar 07, 2015
zyzxx:
same here ooo

debating on what to eat grin
Haha.. Food plenty be that o cheesy
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:43am On Mar 07, 2015
PrinceCEE:
I register my presence here!
You are highly welcome Sire. Over there, the high seat.

This is my our year of entering UI .
That's more cool wink

@Proton, keep on the good work which was xteristics of Francistony but he was held by apprehension of failing again and swerved to Lasu......... no string attached!
Thanks for the compliment. I'm gonna miss that Francis guy here. But people come and go in life. We've just gotta move on; each person to his own pleased place, however it may hurt.

to those I didn't mention, may the peace of the Lord be with u all

can I hear a bigger amen!
cc -
Pes13
DrHost
JSMMUYIWA
ogunsinamayowa
Holamarncy
horpeyemmi66
estijaz
Dsurgeon
Bhuumhite
Bukkimat
Wuminity
treasuegr8
Adedayo516
dara319
FunkySilver
abbl undecided























































#FIGHTING
grin grin
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Pr0ton: 11:16am On Mar 07, 2015
zyzxx:
how is d weknd going to be?
Just relaxing. How about you?
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Pr0ton: 11:11am On Mar 07, 2015
zyzxx:
lolz

Av return d favour grin
cheesy cheesy
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Pr0ton: 10:59am On Mar 07, 2015
zyzxx:
handsome guy
Calling his freinds mumu
Lol. Na you like my comment.

Make I do you the same favour. cheesy
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Pr0ton: 9:59am On Mar 07, 2015
Mumu Oya click like
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:50am On Mar 07, 2015
cassyrooy:
Tight schedule o. No worry after Jamb, you'll see me more here. Thank God mine is Friday 13th, 1:30pm. Goodmorning Everyone
It is well. Goodmorning.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton:
Hmmm.. Everybody is sleeping sad sad
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:56am On Mar 07, 2015
cassyrooy:
Where Is Cassyrooy? I dey o! How far?
I dey calm. I no dey see you wella for here as usual. Na why I ask.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:12pm On Mar 06, 2015
where cassyrooy?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:11pm On Mar 06, 2015
SAPEDRO:
seriously, do electric trains bring out smoke?
cheesy cheesy
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton:
Writing at number 666, Lucifer avenue, Underground, Hell fire. Time 12:00AM

Who is with me??























Who said I?


FrancisTony?

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