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EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 12:59pm On Mar 05, 2015
Emodeee:
baby girl what's up lah?
sent to berryblake.

Emodeee:
wad up pretty?
Sent to Pukka36

Emodeee:
ur rare beauty kept me awake. Keen to knw u more DEEPER lyk church. What's also keeping u awake?
Emodeee:
this is a public forum and there r some confidential tinz i ll lyk to tell u and i cn't pour them out here. Do u mind gving me ya number? So we cn talk in private.
Emodeee:
oh u slept off; nw u knw u cn't cheat nature. perhaps u had ya siesta nd dats what initially kept u awake. r u dere? quickly drop ya number even though i perceive sarcasm in ur abv statement.
Na babes you come pack here or na your Jamb you kan face angry Loverman
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 12:49pm On Mar 05, 2015
killercute16:
Mine is on the 11th of march.
Covenant University, Ota, College of Science and Technology, Ota2, Ogun State...TIME:1:30(perfect time).....do i have a partner here?
Where did you reprint please?
Christianity EtcRe: God Can Not Lie! by Pr0ton: 12:38pm On Mar 05, 2015
"God can not lie"

1 Kings 22:23

Now therefore, behold, the LORD hath put a lying spirit in the mouth of all these thy prophets, and the LORD hath spoken evil concerning thee.
Christianity EtcRe: Mary The New Jerusalem by Pr0ton: 12:27pm On Mar 05, 2015
FrancisTony:
You weren't tagged.

So, shift. Thanks
Answer the guy because most of what you post up there are either vague or childish exaggeration of some Biblical words at its highest peak; calling Mary the new Eve, for example.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:20pm On Mar 05, 2015
-_- What is long and hard and has cum in it? undecided

Anyonehuh
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:48pm On Mar 04, 2015
So I opened another new page.. Great.

I see you horpeyemmi66.. Till tomorrow. I've got this dumbas$ fever visiting me again.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 8:44pm On Mar 04, 2015
thankyouJesus:
contradicting question.
Why is it called brain teaser!? cheesy You get it man.




Meanwhile, just returning from the Cafe, and fever has returned again... Headache is getting worse. Just need to sleep now. My date is March 19, 10AM.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 5:02pm On Mar 04, 2015
Atakitisam:
Just reprint my jamb slip...............march 16th.........reading just started now
Mehn. Me still dey cafe oo. The stuff just no dey load. Traffic too much.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 1:59pm On Mar 04, 2015
Anyone??

An electric train is moving North at 100kph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10kph. What direction does the smoke blow?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:04pm On Mar 04, 2015
Bhuumhite:
mtcheew
You don vexhuh
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:08am On Mar 04, 2015
T33jay007:
it a lie...... guyz too play with phone at night....some girls cant even stay without it even at work.....Ma fi bread kowa lobe je
True. I only framed it that way to get your mind naughty.















and you fell tongue
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:54am On Mar 04, 2015
tobillionaire:
UC browser, pdf reader. Den u can. Do. It
My UCB is asking for assess code -_-
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:52am On Mar 04, 2015
GetOvaMe:
You don't see girls fiddling with a smartphone at work?
No I don't.. At work
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 6:46am On Mar 04, 2015
DbArcher:
Cool, just checked my slip on my phone now(printing ASAP) ,so y d hazzle of reprinting in Jamb accredited blablabla, B. S. I rep March14 1:30pm (coooooool)...#TeamOAUM.B.B.S
Better go reprint. You won't be allowed into the exam hall without the slip.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:10am On Mar 04, 2015
GetOvaMe:
LOL.. I no sure say i know this one o! My IQ never develop reach like that ...perhaps MockinJay could help grin
kingjay18:
grin haha! na sharpener..badt guy
T33jay007:
What d hell, wat r u talking about

#dirty mind
The answer is





























smartphone! Now tell me. Who has a dirty mind? undecided
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:52pm On Mar 03, 2015
T33jay007:
What d hell, wat r u talking about









#dirty mind
No answer??
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:30pm On Mar 03, 2015
Pr0ton:
Hmmm. Ok. What about this?

Girls play with it when they are in bed before going to sleep. You can't see them fiddling with it at work. They only allow very very special people to touch it. What is it?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:28pm On Mar 03, 2015
Holamarncy:
May God help us
Lol.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:39pm On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:
lol. Not exactly. It's kinda like a hobby. I do brain
teasers, logic puzzles, mind
games, riddles, and optical
illusions alot.

These ones are stale self.
Hmmm. Ok. What about this?

Girls play with it when they are in bed before going to sleep. You can't see them fiddling with it at work. They only allow very very special people to touch it. What is it?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:34pm On Mar 03, 2015
Come to think of it. I've been opening new pages these days. 4 in a row now and still counting.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:33pm On Mar 03, 2015
Holamarncy:
embarassed

this printing of a thing z Jxt too stupid..haha...January i was playing in ikeja..(post new yr)enjoyment .i decided to register Der and print somewhere .came back to ikorodu ..nw its tym to print and its Nt goin tru all dey would say z "we Dnt av d code" so i decided to go to ikeja where i registered bh was told its been postponed nw m here again spending another 1k .. Jxt cos of simple slip .it isn't worth d stress.nw already feeling fever creeping allover .....
No be only you Bro. Fever don hook me down here, as I was recklessly parading Sango market this noon. Ask me wetin I dey look 4; recorder and in-2-in. They no gree give me my slip sef. They say make I pay, submit my reg no and come back tomorrow (another wahala and burning of money tomorrow) God punish Jamb once again.

I just dey wake from serious sleep, and my mum dey tell me say make I prepare for one yeye Bible Study.

I hope this fever stop. Make e go n come back after exam undecided
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:54am On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:
A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.


kIngjay18.. I see u bruv

#SOCIOLOGY
Guy. You don get where I dey pack them from abi.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 11:52am On Mar 03, 2015
FrancisTony:
Okay... Have you reprinted? Inbox me.
Inboxed.
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Utme And Admission Process by Pr0ton: 10:37am On Mar 03, 2015
FrancisTony:
An App for Android users --- it's to be bought for just a meagre price of #1,000 and would be downloaded. It's no more than the money y'all dash your babes(e.g Pr0ton angry)
http://myschool.com.ng/shop/mobile-apps/past-questions-answers-for-android-on-jamb-waec-neco-nabteb/


Online classroom!
http://myschool.com.ng/school/classroom/exam/

Quote constructively. Thanks undecided
grin 1K? Noted.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:03am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
I'm sure she did. Only problem is that I never saw her mention(s).
She PMed me tho.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:02am On Mar 03, 2015
Anyone??

What is at least six inches long, goes in your mouth and more fun when it vibrates?
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:59am On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:
Of course










I wouldn't
grin grin Na so you stingy reachhuh
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:58am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
Y

Put the 'bottle of duck' grin in a boiling water. The bottle should expand in the presence of heat.
Hehe.. Physics don scatter your head grin grin
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:57am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
Somewhat personal

Oh sarcasm I see
No sarcasm. She did ask after you for... I can't count.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:55am On Mar 03, 2015
GetOvaMe:
I imagine this duck, I imagine it
being a duck with super powers.
And he shrinks himself.
Transforms into his superhero
form. And flies out of the bottle
with a rainbow trailing behind
him!
Lol.

Seriously tho, JUST IMAGINE THE DUCK OUT OF THE BOTTLE
Ah. Ori e wan nbe! I'm giving you 11 pistols for this!
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:07am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
To complete the building, you will be needing one brick. Actually, the last one.
Yaga. GetOvaMe could be nice to share a plate with you.
EducationRe: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:06am On Mar 03, 2015
MockinJay:
Where in hell? Did u check aisle 3 section 7b?

Had some stuff that needed my full attention.
Like what and what? Or personal?

Mehn.. She missed you badly.

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