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Anyone??


Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle without damaging either the duck or the bottle?

GetOvaMe:
Only one, the last one.

Yh.. Four plates of icecream!

kingjay18:
no bricks

Wrong.

DrHost:
Horphe with this your story telling and funny Ilorin sojourn story, u should be considering writing a novel...... The snr Chinua

Exactly. I no know why he cross come science playgrand.

@horpeyemmi66 I just pray them no reach here again. The smell badt gan. LOL

Do you know?

- Cockroach will live for nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

- The longest record of a chicken's flight is thirteen seconds

- Snails can sleep for three years without eating.

BookWorm18:
it musn't necessary be at the centre you registered.

Welcome to NL Bro..

Just where in hell is MockinJay?

Anybody??

How many bricks does it take to complete a building made entirely of bricks?

mattdasalt:
8 sheep.

Yaaay.. Na only you waka come

Anyone??

A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?

Mistake

mattdasalt:
4 oranges.

Four bottles of coke. E be like say you be su

Anyone??

If there are 6 oranges, and you take 4 oranges. How many oranges do you have?

cassyrooy:
For my area, sharp guys dey collect N500 to reprint.

N300 here. I go just whyne the guy to N200.

horpeyemmi66:
What's Seven 33's ?

33 drink na. I owe you seven bottles.

kunlenkirol:
No be your fault, you want d easy way out. Scrap by foot.

Ode. Who's seeking cheap ways out? (who's not anyway?) They (Jamb) kept postponing registration closing date just to get more candidates (and more money in turn)

Time to slate the exam date came and they kept giving excuses, kept shifting every planned date, kept putting candidates on suspense.

Jamb result's validity is just a year, unlike other exam boards that have longer time validity. Of course, it's all about the money.

With all these you are telling me not to complain? Fault my foot!

horpeyemmi66:
Just you!

wow wow wow.. Seven 33's for you!

Misogynist2014:
Schools should be the ones conducting exams.

victorazy:
Jamb surposed to be scrap since. Go to the schl of ur choice let them give u exam, if u make it up to their cut-off mark fine.

Exactly Bros.

Any body??

As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives;
Each wife had seven sacks;
Each sack had seven cats;
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kits, Sacks, Cats, Wives
How many were going to St Ives?

cassyrooy:
Were you charged? How much?







CONCERNING THE MISCONCEIVED THOUGHTS ABOUT THE BHUUMHITE AND CASSYROOY RELATIONSHIP SAGA!


To those that propagate false rumours that I and Bhuumhite are dating, i want to squash every claims and set things straight that we are not, and not dating. For all those waiting waiting for official statement from us- I and Bhuumhite- here is one. Just shut the f*cking hell up and seek admission you guys were meant to seek and stop hounding us with it. As further unneccessary nuisance wont be tolerated. Thank You

You don't use annoying swear words to play with people. Or... Don't tell me you are serious about this

*slowly brings out gun from pocket*

JAMB is not serious and concerned with Nigerian education. They are just after our money. Scrap them! Ban them! Employ better means!

Source http://leadership.ng/news/414630/obama-recognises-commends-19-year-old-nigerian-harvard-finalist

Fynestboi Richiez oluwababs Seun This is my first thread in Education section. FP pleaseee.

Nigerian genius, Saheela Ibraheem, 19, made history On Thursday, February, 26, when she was honoured with an official reception in the White House by the US President, Barack Obama and the First Lady, Michelle.
Saheela Ibraheem got into the Ivy League Harvard at the age of 15, where she is currently studying neurobiology — a branch of science that studies the brain — and has been listed among the “World’s 50 Smartest Teenagers.” She was also accepted for admission by 13 other top colleges in the United States, including the MIT, Princeton, Columbia, and six Ivy League institutions, choosing Harvard, she became one of the youngest students to ever attend the university. She will be graduating in May this year.
Speaking after an introductory speech by Ibraheem at the White House, President Obama stated that “there are a lot of teenagers in the world. Saheela is like one of the 50 smartest ones. That’s pretty smart. And she’s a wonderful young lady. She’s like the State Department and the National Institute of Health all rolled into one. And we are so proud of your accomplishments and all that lies ahead of you. And you reflect our history. Young people like you inspire our future.”
Ibraheem, who skipped two grades in school, said the key to success is figuring out what you love to learn as early as possible, which she did at the young age of five.
“If you are passionate about what you do, and I am passionate about most of these things, especially with math and science, it will work out well,” she told CBS 2s Cindy Hsu. In addition, Ibraheem speaks four languages that include Arabic, Spanish and Latin.
Her mother, Shakirat Ibraheem, said her daughter has been way ahead of the academic game since kindergarten — never cutting corners and trying to do everything on her own. “She’s like always independent,” she said. “I never get to help with her homework because she’d say ‘it’s my work mommy, not yours.’”
Ibraheem’s recognition and reception was part of the “Black History Month” celebration in the US, which comes up in February. The “Black History Month”, takes root from the activities of the “Association for the Study of African American Life and History.” Every year, Americans set aside the month of February to celebrate the central role that African-Americans have played in every aspect of American life especially the march for freedom and equality, jobs and justice, the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, and some profound contributions African-Americans make in the American culture.
Present at the evening event were members of the US Congress, including Leader Nancy Pelosi, and members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

P0lyMath:

5km/h=25/18m/s

distance covered by the man in 10s=25/18 *10=125/9 m
distance covered for the train to move past the man is 125m
.total distance =125/9 +125 =1250/9

v=1250/9 *1/10=125/9
v=125/9 * 18/5
v=50km/h or 13.89m/s


FIGHTING

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Celeprudent:
Amazing, sha i non fil reprint am any cafe, cus i dey 4 IB, nd na lag, hy tak register, wetin ha go do nw.

Try a cafe na.

DrHost:
hmmmm so u and horpheyemmi are together on this.... May I join ? Wellcome @vibra If I here....... Oya introduction jare @proton and horpheyemmi leave bhum ooo @ Bhumm and Cassy no mind them jare

I don sign out.

tobillionaire:
Guruz in d aouz... Dis questn dy why me. A train 125m long passes a man runnin at 5km/h in d same direction in which d train is going, in 10s. The speed of d'train is?

If 12.5m/s is part of the options, then it's prolly the answer.

T33jay007:
If reprinting no start today...

Na to go hire some Boko Haram boys bomb Jamb office.


No be me talk ham

horpeyemmi66:
I pity US

Obama gan o le nu nbe (Obama no fit save US)

horpeyemmi66:
Alagbaro mi ti si oko gba...I don buy Market, PrOton oooo!. Come see ur handiwrk...she is boiling o

Boiling ke?? Pour the garri na. No waste petrol o.

ogunsinamayowa:
i havent reprint. i called an accredited centre and he confirmed that reprinting has started.

Go and reprint lau.