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Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:33am On Feb 12, 2015
estijaz:
wait truf b told,u n Holamarcy dey confuse me,which one of u is presently at OAU studying agric n wishes to apply for med at UI
undecided Not me.

lolxxxx na really BIG guys,to me eng is d biggest guy,don't b scared cos of dose 1980+ physics,it wil b much simpler cos dose years wen JAMB likes wrecking pple is far beyond us.Compare d 2000+ n 1978-2000 past questions n u wil c wat am tokin abt,don't develop phobia for JAMB,ok?
Hmmm. I'll try.
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 4:26pm On Feb 11, 2015
blueyedgeek:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...............

Thanks.........................................................................................



Satan hehehehehe grin grin grin grin grin grin
FrancisTony:
undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 4:22pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jameselias:
blasphemy!!!!!!!! angry
I'm condemned to hell cry cry Is bribery allowedhuh
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
I just hope I get into Awo hall,itx a very nice hall from d pix av seen
Awo hall in UIhuh
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:17pm On Feb 11, 2015
Professor1234:
Humm
Chairman.. I sight you oo
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 4:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
d diagrams n itx just too complex for my brain to comprehend.contrary to wat u said,everyone in my school hates bio maybe becos d man teaching u is a sadist sha,dont really knw
Hahaha.. Our teacher wasn't that "good" (we would correct him in class. I remember when he marked "rubbish" in my exam [Bio] I had to report him to his close friend (another teacher) He was taking us Bio and Chem then. Because of his poor teaching I'm not that good in Chem (In fact, I can say most what of I know in Chem now is "self-learned"wink). Biology is easier to understand than any other sub (to me sha). In class then, we would prefer Bio lectures to any other.

I don't even take Bio that serious in my current Jamb preparation. My main concern is how to cope with those two BIG guys; Phy and Chem (Physics especially)
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 1:04pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jameselias:
let them pray ISIS will not lay thier hand on that boy, uuum..!no, Child uuum! no, clone bastard uuum..!no, god, uuum.. pls somebody help me with a name here.
god the son, sun-god, etc cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 12:18pm On Feb 11, 2015
Jameselias:
Are they really christains ? They want to produce a man made god, pls ooh! Man is more and better than any god in all ramification, the story of the annanuki's must be true then, has this christains forgetten what thier god yahweh did to the builders of babel? I thought they are meant to follow and wait for the coming of christ like a sheep which they are?from what situation will their man made god be able to save them from?gullible christains and thier gullible god shame on them.
NA frustration Bro grin
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:14pm On Feb 11, 2015
MockinJay:
Spam bot let me off the hook. Ban expired!

Boss PrOton, I'm back! cheesy

@Estijaz, pls forward ur future posts to this username..im bout to delete the other account.
Welcome man! cheesy And it's a zero 0 and not a capital O wink
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 12:11pm On Feb 11, 2015
chibas:
u are wrong.
You just had to post something. I think.
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 10:07am On Feb 11, 2015
johnydon22:
Hahahahahaha i heard this last year... we are waiting for christmas this year for the return of jesus christ.. grin
grin Let's start trying some prophecies. "The Lord will return the second time on the 25th of December, 2015"
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 9:55am On Feb 11, 2015
kodded:
END TIME THINGS angry
You should be happy na. For about 2000 years now your "coming soon" Lord has not returned. Now scientists want to help the poor guy and you are angry undecided
Christianity Etc › Scientists Are Trying To Clone Jesus by Pr0ton(op): 9:48am On Feb 11, 2015
In 2016, another Jesus may be born on earth!! A billionaire-funded Christian organization is currently working to make sure that they clone Jesus Christ after they obtained DNA from the Shroud of Turin , they feel confident they will have a Jesus clone come next year.
“The Jesus Has Returned Project is a private organization devoted to bringing about the Second Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in the Bible,” the The Jesus Has Returned Project spokesman said.
“Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing techniques pioneered at the Genetic Research Group in Switzerland, by taking an incorrupt cell from the Shroud of Turin, extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized human egg (oocyte), though the now-proven biological process called symbiotic cellular transfer.
The fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman (who has volunteered of her own accord), who will then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin Birth.”
If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place on December 25, 2015, bringing salvation to all who believe, the group claims.
“No longer can we rely on hope and prayer, waiting around futilely for Jesus to return. We have the technology to bring him back right now: there is no reason, moral, legal or Biblical, not to take advantage of it.”
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:30am On Feb 11, 2015
MockinJay40:
Till 2pm cry
Ok tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Thieves And Are Very Cheap by Pr0ton: 7:50am On Feb 11, 2015
Trinxie:
Exactly this is it... At last someone talking like a real man ...5000 likes for that bro... I agree we have girls that are cheap thieves buh that talk about all Nigerian girls was the only stuff that pissed me off...i know who i am and thats why i speak...its a shame many dont have the courage to..I reason with u tho...unlike some people. lol
It's girls like you that do disappoint in bed...
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Thieves And Are Very Cheap by Pr0ton: 7:48am On Feb 11, 2015
Trinxie and Negrito 2 : 4 so far...



*Climbs an Iroko tree*


Oya go grin
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:41am On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
wat I see weneva i read d que is dat only question 1 is abt d non-luminous energy y d rest r talking abt both
It is not stated that way.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 7:36am On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
lol@choice of adverb.I love Fmath so much dat I can fail math but no fmath,don't knw y n Math is suppose to b simpler.As for biology,I dread dat subject so much,am not gud at it atall
Almost everyone I meet likes Biology, you are exceptional. What's about it that you don't like?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Thieves And Are Very Cheap by Pr0ton: 7:26am On Feb 11, 2015
negrito:
three plates of Isi ewu and 7 bottles of anything you like. grin
Na bro grin I don't service my stomach that way
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Thieves And Are Very Cheap by Pr0ton: 7:17am On Feb 11, 2015
negrito:
Valentine's day is around the corner. The hunting has began for all of them. This is a period where all of them are looking for those unfortunate boys and men to spend on them this period. What makes it interesting is that they will gladly open their maggot infested vaginas to the highest bidder this period. Guys be wise and don't fall prey to these girls whose vaginas have been bleeped by the entire community.
Word!
Literature › Re: Suicide On Birthday by Pr0ton: 7:12am On Feb 11, 2015
nedu2000:
Pls don't listen 2 d op's story,if ur so much of a coward to attempt suicide pls do,remember that we'll all die anyways & besides the world is over-populated,thanks smiley
The girl in the story was extremely selfish/wicked 'cause when a death occurs the loved ones left behind r the ones that suffer,her own suffering would be in hell
That's if the story is true smiley
Literature › Re: Suicide On Birthday by Pr0ton: 7:09am On Feb 11, 2015
korel9:
I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide sad
See this one o grin
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:40am On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
don't u like it or didn't u offer it in sec sch?
It's annoyingly interesting. I offered it late in high school (ss3)
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:35am On Feb 11, 2015
estijaz:
Gimme one reason y u had to use 95%,datx d amount of non-luminous energy not d whole energy produced by d bulb na.Wel nobody is all dat perfect,I myt b rong,who knows
I should also ask why you used all the 100% when only 5% was give off as light.

If you read the question closely you'll see that its context is about non-luminous heat produced.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:21am On Feb 11, 2015
MockinJay40:
Yeah
Oya.. Make I dey see the real MockinJay now now cool
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:19am On Feb 11, 2015
mathefaro:
Power = work done /time taken
Power = force*distance/time
power = force*velocity
Force = power/velocity
Power = 40hp and since 1hp = 746W;
P = 40*746.
Therefore, force = (40*746)/15
= 1989.33N
= 1.99kN (to 2 d.P)
Seconded!
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 11:04pm On Feb 10, 2015
T33jay007:
The answer is B not C........the subject "thieves" is plural nd not singular, so "were" is right.....concerning "has", ofcuz bailed is a past tense....





the "Thieves" arrested were not one, how will u use "was" after the subject
I was about objecting when I forced myself to recheck the past question I thought I saw simple present (3rd person singular)/ present perfect, and then I realized I had, in the first place, checked wrongly... embarassed

It is actually simple present (3rd person plural)/ present perfect i.e "sell/has" (Jamb past question, page 146, no. 72)

Forgive my mistake Cassyrooy, Preciousjoz, Estijaz, DrHost, Holamarncy, Bhuumhite, Pes13, Dsurgeon and co.

Thanks for the correction wink
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:29pm On Feb 10, 2015
MockinJay40:
grin yes o!

Yeah I got banned
You'll be released tomorrow, ba?
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:59pm On Feb 10, 2015
Dunsin89:
Hello guys. More glucose to yours brains. I dint know that this yesterday's thread would have gone this far. My greetings to my old niggi's in the house namely segunflames, proton,dsurgeon,horlamancy,bukkiminat,dr host,ishow e.t.c. Most useful and informative posts soon...........
#BossOfLife
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:55pm On Feb 10, 2015
tobillionaire:
dont u think if its fr 1. Thief d WHO should b WHOMhuh
Not strictly.
Education › Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:54pm On Feb 10, 2015
Pes13:
k, Do u stil remember d utme year such question was asked?
I don't...

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