₦airaland Forum

Flytefalls: It can result in trauma. One dude pulled out the 'tickle monster' on his gf while I sat there kicking my date (under the table) for exposing me to that.

Oh my God. Funnnnnnyyy

Mamacita007: It shows lack of trust & no confidence

Considering what you gals are doing nowadays do you think it's actually bad

Mondisweets: he hasnt confirmed it yet as you can see

xynerise and Mondisweet are thread derailers?

Mondisweets: his wife is skydeep

You mean he is married and could say all that. You, also, know his wife but talking about her big butt.

Does he really have a big butt?

Mondisweets: i heard ur yansh is too big for a guy, is it true?

I know her wife also wrote this. Am i right?

Mondisweets: do u know what flirting is?

If talking about yansh, big butt, kissing is not flirting may be you should tell me what flirting is with the advance concondance and coconbility oxford dictionary.

xynerise: Na bad thing?

No, na achievement!

Mondisweets: i heard ur yansh is too big for a guy, is it true?

xynerise: Yes, she also did that on my butt

Perverts. So you guys are flirting on Nland?

Yes, Pastors on Nland talk to me. And dont forget that we are talking about the bible here so quote some texts, if not, whatever you say is believed to be a view from ur logical perspective.

Is The Bible Against Dating?
From Adam&Eve's story, can we say God derives joy when he sees a Man & Woman having feelings for each other?

I'm sure unfaithfulness is xynerise's blood. May be if we check his pedigree they are all polygamous.

Mondisweets: Very very very bad

How are u sure ur spouse is not doing it or you for that matter?

Enegod: I've quintuple dated .. Nothing bad to say
about it..

Why?

Many girls say it's security. When one goes, you have the other to fall on.
Guys, double-dating, I think more than 80% do it (stand to be corrected).
WHAT Are Ur ThOUGHTS About Double-dating?

Strauskhan1: Conscience it troubling you!!! You and I glaringly know ur lieing!

serious am not lying, *Frowns face*

Imike: send d gal no sharp sharp. no dull moment send d gal no sharp sharp. no dull moment

Did I say she falls for everything on trouser?
He may not like you now!

ogodomi: what

Many are dying and suffering untold hardship because we won't to keep the beautiful name - NIGERIA, we want to retain our giant of africa status, we want to be the most popoulous while our lives are nt better than animals. Look at the massacre in yobe just last week. But we pretend as if nothing is wrong. Nigeria must break. ENOUGH OF THIS BLOODSHED!

On the first List of my prayer points is:-

Lord, let nigeria break or you break it yourself. What is the use of population without prosperity and unity. We tend to whirl our patriotic and allegiance phase to the nation and thus, in the most tragic realm, scoot away from facing the obnoxious future.

Knowing fully well that the nation holds no hope or realisation of such, we drag into our subconcious, never to be brought out, the real fact that the nation's future, if she has any, is inauspicious.
Because we have refused to decipher the problems but swear immutable allegiance to the integration of the country, our youths die miserably to insurgency, their blood are shed unlawfully, then our lives become catalogue of disasters and we are left with or permitted to ask nothing but the inevitabilities of fate.
Let's tackle the problem and give the solution- DISINTEGRATION!!!

I love the POPULOUS nigeria but would prefer a PEACEFUL nation.


Preceedo writes

Ich_el: Seemz ya topicz neva hit FP b4, i feel ur painz bro. Keep tryin, i knw say one day u go mk uz proud.
Diz space is 4 sale. Interested buyerz contact me b4 e enter FP n d price jumb

u get it wrong bro. My topic has hit the front page but it doesn't matter. I only notice that partiality is reprehensible.

Strauskhan1: This film topic is very interesting. Part 2 is underway I presume?

Do you think everyone lies like you. THIS IS TRUE AND I MEAN THE WHOLE OF IT.

iamteaser: Space Reserved. You never can tell which thread makes the frontpage especially the shitty ones like this :-|

I notice how andyblaze's topic are purposefully suspended on the 1st board of romance section even with few comments. By doing this, more comments come in till it is "QUALIFIED". He once asked a very dumb question and surprisingly it made the frontpage. He asked "CAN KISSING AND ROMANCING BE CALLED FORNICATION". Most Nairalanders didn't even open it, let alone comment. For days, I kept on seeing it on the first list with not many than 3 comments and finally it made the frontpage. I believe he knows one of the Mods. And thats why they want to perpetuate him on the FP as if it is his amily house.
Not angry, I only marvel at the level of unfairness on Nairaland.

I say this just to give credence to ur claim. Thanks

iamteaser: React by making up another cool story

Descendant of thomas. This is 100% real.

Uyi Iredia: Take the bull by the horns and tell her about it.

And she replies by saying I knew you would come?

drnoel: Mr. Lover man, u are not weak. I really dont know what u are......
That said, I just have 2 things 2 conclude. U can keep ur mystery but u would most likely loose the girl or u play ur game and end up dating. Remember, that if a girl likes u 50% of the job is done. U only need 2 do the remaining 50 %. I'll tell ur a secret. In my younger days, I was running after girls but they kept dishing me. Whn I go older and realised my mistakes I stopped. When I stopped, I realised girls where shiking themselves 4 me. I neva had 2 do nothing, I still got most of the pretty ones. Ur charisma matters, ur flow ur swag, they all matter. And girls have invisible radar they used 2 detect things like thàt 4rm far. Once a lady start dying 4 u, its all in ur hands. U just need 2 play ur game well without wasting time or else u will be moved 2 friends zone. Ma guy stop playing chicken, man up and sweep that lady off her feet if u dont want a faster guy 2 do it.

I can see an experience folk here. Thanks.

chidyhels: See hw low self exteem kills people and their drmz.

You deserve the best tins of this life,no matter the circumstances surrounding u now.
You have good intentions for her so i dnt see why u arent giving it a shot.
Who doesn't have flaws?
Go 4 it jor and enjoy it while it last.

I think its more of over-protection than low-self esteem. What do you think?

DonCrust: Are you poor? If you think you can't handle the fact that she's from a rich family, forget about her or go rob a bank.



You are suffering from inferiority complex and that is not good for you. For her to be hanging out with you is enough a fact to tell you that she found everything she wants in a man in you.



If you don't want to loose her, you better act fast and stop being childish.





There's a saying that 'the devil you know is better than the angel you don't.' Being yourself around her is good. No man is perfect, if she's of the opinion that you're perfect, show her the real you and Never for once pretend to be what you're not around her.

Yes I need to say this. M.K.O Abiola had the same experience with his first wife (Late Simbiat Abiola) because her parents were rich and she was also beautiful. But in the end, he won her heart just by being himself. Guy no dull yourself Ooo!

~My Kobo~

I love this thanks BOSS

Don't just say NONSENSE, listen to my reasons.

She is sending signals which I'm catching but pretending to be oblivious of them.

We are only classmates(i'm a year older). When she felt I was not catching those signals, she deliberately started a very minor quarell and came to apologize the next day and thus became a FRIEND. Now, she employs every opportunity to touch me or hold my gaze. When we sit beside each other and we seldom do, she uses her arm to touch mine slightly and she looks away or pretend to be engrossed with her books.
Infact, a friend had noticed it and told me about it but I pretende that was the first time of hearing it.

I know many are actually wondering what I'm waiting for.
THEY ARE:-
1. She is far richer than me (her father is rich)

2. She is too beautiful(seriously), I believe she would always see a better guy.

3. I don't wan't to lose her, but I'm not sure coz of reason above (no 2)

4. She may see me as weak If I fall for her signals.

5. She believes I'm perfect. The more she gets closer, the more of my flaw she sees and I , thus, lose my mystification. FAMILIARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT"

===> all the above reasons would have been STUPID if not that I want to MARRY her and like I said earlier don't wan't to lose her. After graduation I would have to settle down which may take years BUT her, she's rich and what's more too beautiful and I believe there would be an already established man who would be ready to marry her immediately. I LOVE HER.

If you were in my shoe, how would you react to her signals. Pls mature advices.
Please, drop a comment. This is urgent and serious. Whatever the advice I get here is what I will act on.

^
^ were you a gate man?

addictiv: guys no longer willing to be gentlemen.....opened the door for two ladies at an occasion last week and people where staring at me like i committed a grave offence

Nice write up, be more serious and make it readable. The arrangement, punctuatioon and paragraphing are improvable.

Omolola1: You did the right thing

When is ladies first applicable. I really want to know.

Dr. Joe:
undoubtedly, Guys.
I finished my secondary school without seeing lady's pant, at my age then and my physical appearance one would think i have many girls, but girls of the same/below age were already dating university guys.
the truth is girls look virgin until you discover but guys claim players until you discover too.

true talk

Yeah, thats the question.