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Dr. Joe:
My brother, ladies first thing (LFT)is inapplicable in nigeria, imagine standing for hrs in busstop and eventually a malue/bus comes, who go wait make ladies enter first?

ahahahahahahhah. Ok can you do that for ur gf. It is cloudy a sure sign that its likely going to rain and you see this "one chance" taxi will you off ur shoes, wrist watch, phone and say "abeg help me carry am go house"?

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don't derail the thread Mr Jobberman.

#80million:
That's her cup of tea.

Hers is a gone case. If she is angry let her hug transformer.

The question is, in case of another time, how will i know when and when not to put a lady first?

A guy asked me to plug his phone whenenver mine was fully charged and I agreed. Suddenly, this lady came and said "abeg plug my phone when ur own is full". I told her the space was already booked, she insisted but I was resolute. My phone was full and I plugged my paddy's own . She has since then taken me as an enemy.

As I was thinking whether I was right or wrong, the phrase "ladies first" crawled into my mind.

The question is: Am I wrong by not going by the popular phrase
Also, I want Nlanders to tell me instances when this is applicable.

Omolola1: No I can't and won't. I want a bold type for my sibling, not some weakling who can't express his/her feelings

what of if he has already tried and he just wants you to talk to her being ur sibling?

fasho01: I have this cool friend that I can scope my sibling to give a try & see if things can work out between them. So, yes I can.. But I haven't oo

is that ur friend that good or its just the closeness?

Tolexander: it depends o!

If it is a friend in dangote's class, i will surely woo her. If she no gree, na love concoction i go put for her food to love the guy.

If na friend in the class of Goodluck Jonathan's childhood(shoeless), i go kill him if him talk anything about my sib.

You must be an Ibo man? Such greediness. Ahaahahahah

As for me NO. But I know people are different. So what about you?

Austeenx: I've been wearing this boxer since the AFCON football festival and it feels so good.

hahahaahahah you no go kill person jor

koonbey: Exxxactly,one has to wonder; if the neatest Guy he knows(including himself) wears his Briefs for two Weeks.

obongtunji: If you can use his instead of her in the second paragraph, I wonder how dirty where you grow up is, show me your friend and I will tell you how dirty you are.........lop

Abu Mikey:


OP just dey yarn dust

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I don't wear my boxer's short for more than 36 hours and I do only White and Light colored boxers


So,if you dirty,nor com dey use am disturb us!!!

Phder: I have a reasonable answer to your question, only if you can answer the following question of mine.
1. Where do you live?
2. Where did you grow up?
3. Who are your friends?

see them defending themselves. So you think if I'm dirty I would come and wash my linens outside?

I said MOST not ALL.

ITbomb: A friend of mine wore one for 3 weeks , at the end of the 3 weeks , it was unwashable , he threw it away and bought another one .
I no fit laugh

thank you my bro. We are all aware of this malady but we pretend nt to know

Croix: 'The neatest naija guy wears his undies for two weeks'...? Haba, guy! Don't wash ur dirty linens outside na.

see this one. Maybe you fall into that category?

This may be funny. Most naija guyz pay less attention to their undies and when they see any guy that changes frequently they call him a Sissy. Infact, the neatest naija guy wears his boxer for TWO WEEKS. Top on the list of this are the YORUBA guyz. Yoruba guyz can go TWO MONTHS with the same pant until it begins to itch them.

If any lady doubts me, she should check his husband pant the next time.


What is the reason behind this celebrated dirtiness.

Students doing some psychological research. OP you deserve to be in Nigeria politics cause you know how to fabricate lies.

It maybe true anyway

"Home training" is all I would say

I love fictional stories.

Agagu, Yar'adua, Solomon Lar did more than this. But when death came knocking they had no option.

Btw, OP u mean "HOSPITALISED"?


Who helped you write your waec?

Joke Of the day. Ahahahahaahah

And the armed robbers went to poseess their possession coz dis life na chop make I chop:

Stop 2go:- it kills battery like HIV/AIDS. (Brb)

WackyJ1: OP it is kerosine you have in your blood

no its self control that many gals lack.

And the guy is in no way Ugly.... Kai, man learn how to control s*xual urges

Who is Jonathan?

As the name implies "Make up". This means 'make ups' is for a girl whose beauty is not up to standard. So they try to make it up. If you are actually beautiful, why the heavy make up?

Do you concur or disagree?

Abujafood: Even this is more meaningless! Violent and childish. I mean something more psychological that won't involve physical harm!

who is more childish? Me or you.

Why must you hurt a gal? If you are no longer interested why nt pack ur frail self and walk out of her life? Why hurt her?

Omolola1: False!!! What generation are u in?

True!!! What position are you in the family?

It is a proven fact that first born always tried to order their spouse as if they are their younger ones.

So dont get it twisted.

Love Is blind. Just marry her neglect all these advices, all is well.

Abu Mikey: [color=white]



I so much love white,because I've been a white-house member in school,its sparkling nature and every other positives I might have forgotten [/color]







P:S = If you can't read what I typed,do tilt your screen a little bit




I just typed in White actually

always on Nairaland. Ues Abu Mikey, dem swear for you. Oga seun you have to ban this guy. At least for one week.

Runs away

Abu Mikey: [color=violet]Lemme make a comment with 15 colors [/color]

Who are these?


Attention seekers?


Agagu again?