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sauer:
come on people! there's certainly nothing fan.tastic in being a virgin, and virgins shouldn't make attempts to annouce their intimacy status so they can get advances. . . .islet, r u placing an ad. . .?

My Exact thots

George_D:
islet,
looks like we are two of a kind. I think we share a lot in common as i'm also
waiting for mrs right. lets hook up together and discuss more about it

LWKMD

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Not in this modern age, where some idiots copy innocent people's photo and use it for scams!

Whats has your picture got to do with the topic?     

hollandis,

If your rod is 'small' It could be oversize 4 ya

@ The Amaka,

Go and watch Gennny's movie (The Silent Scandal) It's my favourite movie for now!

She acted the role of a mother! I can watch it over and over again! Part 1 & 2

A wife is sleeping in the middle of the night,she suddenly shouts; Get up quickly my husband is here! The man gets up from the bed,jumps out of the window,hurts himself & then realizes 'Damn, i am d husband! Who's guilty in this situation?

Happy Birthday Mama-Gee

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I hope this aint a 'Publicity stunt' 

Happy Birthday Mama-Gee

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I hope this aint a 'Publicity stunt'

asha 80:
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I couldnt help myself but laugh! This was hilarious Goodluck

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. Five thousand candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Ayodele a Nigeria guy. Bill Gates thanked all the candidates for coming and asking those who do not know Java program to leave. Two thousand candidates left the r, oom. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not know Java but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

I'll give it a try."Bill Gates asked the candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people to leave. Two thousand leave the room. Ayodele says
to himself "I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?" So he stays, Then Bill Gates asked candidates who do not have management diplomas to leave. Five hundred people left the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?" So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serb-Croatian to leave. Four hundred ninety-eight candidates left the room. Ayodele says to himself, "I do not speak one word of Serb - Croatian but what do I have to lose?" So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said, "Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serb - Croatian, so I'd now like to hear you have a
conversation together in that language."

Calmly, Ayodele turns to the other candidate and says, "Wahala wa o!"
The other candidate answers "O gaju o!"

Invest in Condoms next time!  

stereotype:
The sad thing about this post is that the poster is under the illusion that he is still a kid. If no be the underdevelopment wey make naija be like dis, [b]27 na very advanced age, check out your oyibo mates wey be 27, u dey here dey shout " I AM 27!, so freaking what??[/b]Abeg, the administrators of this site should look for obscure places to place this kind of topic.

@ 32 some whites have become grandparents

idmoore:
Please I need your sincere contributions.  I have been in a six years courtship now and still an undergraduate living in my father's house but have my own privacy and my room is well furnished to a working class taste, but I have a better dream as soon as I secure a good job.

The reason why I need your advice is that my fiancee is pregnant and we're both in school of 400 level and she insist that wont abort the pregnancy for God knows reason and am trying to avoid her from my mother cos if she knows she wil accept it cos am the only one of my dad.  Should I run away or what?  Because I can't imagine having a baby in my 27.

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idmoore:
I av mistakenly be in job section before i was directed 2 d romance section. Pls i need your sincered contributions i av been in a six years courtship now and stil an undergraduate living in my father's house but av my own privacy and my room is wel furnished 2 a working class taste, but i av a better dream as soon as i secure a good job, but d reason Y i need your advice is dat my fiancee is pragnant and we 'r both in skool of 400level and she insist that wont abort d pragnancy 4 God knws reason and am tryin avoid her frm my mother cos if she knws she wil acept it cos am d only one of my dad, shd i runaway or wht? cos i cant imgine av baby in my 27.

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kay-pawpaw:
Happy new year to you Nairalanders.
I need you people to assist me, as usual, with this:
I met my wife when I was serving in 2005, we got married last year February and we're blessed with a beautiful baby girl(6weeks old).
My wife and I love each other so much and never joke with anything that concerns one another, but I have a problem.
My wife is this very romantic lady to the core, an attribute of which is a part of the reasons I got married to her but all of a sudden, all the romance fantacies started to fade. She no longer responds to my advances again, even when she does, its always like she was being forced or she just wants me to satisfy my sexual desires and that's all she always comes up with different excuses like "I'n tired, I'm down emotionally, there's work tomorrow, must it be everytime?" and all sorts.

This bothers me soo much as I am the type that likes to always feel her presence whenever she's with me, even as a newly married couple, I still believe there are more things for us to explore in ourselves. We've not even had intimacy in all the rooms and toilets in my house, not to talk of the kitchen, parlour, dining and store.

I was frustrated, so I asked her what was wrong. She said she's always tired really, as I always leave so many things to be done for her alone and that her mind is always being occupied with so many things about us(the family) which I am supposed to be the one to do the thinking.

Nairalanders, I will tell you people the truth because the Yoruba's will always say "the dead does not hide form the person who will bury him".
I am guilty, to a little extent, of her accusations, but it is not all the time she gets to do everything at home, I'm always there most of the time to assist at least 40% of the time, and the thinking, I always leave most of it to her as I am ok with anything she decides.

Please my people, advise me as I am being intimacy starved, meanwhile, I have ladies that are ready to give it to me, real good, knowing that I am married already(trust Lagos babes)! but I'm still holding on to my marriage vows, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . But for how long?

For some strange reasons, I do admire your sincerity 

From your write-up its just six weeks after your wife had a baby. Most women hate intimacy after giving birth (including Myself)
Some reasons could be fatigue; Time taken to care for the baby, she might be scared to have s-e-x in order not to get pregnant  too quickly, Low self-Esteem (most women don’t like their body after childbirth), hormone changes. Remember there’s a little one ‘who naturally gets all the love & attention’

Talk to your wife about it, intimacy should be mutually pleasurable not just ‘enduring it’.

It’s important you understand her and treat her with love, she will eventually get over it over time!.
My intimacy life was almost non-existence after I had my first baby but with my partner's love
and understanding I got over it like 6 months after childbirth!! (did I hear you scream?). It differs in some women. Stay very close to her.

God Bless you

Orikinla:
Too many emotional comments will not help us.

I[b] will speak as an insider who had access to the US Intelligence service when I was only 21 and working for an American agency and in Nigerian politics and even helped to carry the rifle for the protection of a notable Nigerian Presidential candidate on Eletu Ogabi on Victoria Island, Lagos, when I was only 27[/b].

The crisis is not the fault of the majority who are innocent regardless of their class or creed, but the greediness and wickedness of the rulers who are political contractors and opportunists engaged in a do or die power struggle like their power tussle over illegal oil bunkering in the Niger Delta being posted as political war over resource control. The so called criminals posing and posturing as militants now enjoying a so called amnesty were employees of the Nigerian mafia engaged in oil theft and export. The CIA knows all of them. And they are both Northerners and Southerners claiming to be Christians and Muslims in public, but are members of the same cult and mafia. They meet in the same clubs in Lagos and Abuja where the majority of the electorate cannot dine and wine with them, except as their servants and employees.

The PDP is a political cult and the other political parties are not innocent.

Nigeria even has more good Muslims who can lead us well than the hypocrites claiming to be "Christians".
Are Chris Uba, Andy Uba, Orji Uzor Kalu and James Ibori not claiming to be "Christians"?
Have you seen the luxury flats built by Donald Duke on Second Avenue in Ikoyi?
Where did he get the billions of naira he spent on the properties he acquired in Ikoyi and Abuja from?
From his salaries as a Governor?

The lunatic fringe elements among Muslims are instruments of their masters in the corridors of power,

The list is too long for this topic.

An intelligence officer should know better not to write this on a Public Forum innit!