Ftc on a Christmas day!
Abeg send me location make I come follow you chop this Xmas meat.

There comes a time in a man's life that he will breath his last and return back to his creator.. Nobody knows the appointed time, but what is certain is that we all shall taste death..

Live your life right! Be at peace with everyone and most especially with your Creator.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


My dream is to date this Tacha, then humble her and turn her to an extremely submissive woman

your dream is not to become a superstar again ba? SIMPle man

This can't happen in Nigeria. A Nigerian lady will rather collect from you on your birthday than give you gifts.

Oblongata:
Sent sir! Do have a great Xmas

wow! God bless you abundantly Sir.. I have seen it. You just made my day.. Honestly I have been cashless for days now. God bless you Sir, Amen!

Oblongata:
Thank you all! 12 alerts sent. I shall stop here. May God bless everyone and also provide miraculously for everyone and especially those I couldn’t send to. May we live a fulfilling life. Amen.

please bless me also.. it will really go a long way
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God bless you sir

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God bless you sir

I ended 97% of all my relationships through ghosting.. and I don't regret it a bit. Cos somehow, I still find a way to go back to my exes, and collect pension knacks.. my latest relationship ended through ghosting..tho we still view each other status on fb/WhatsApp. Anytime am back in thier town, am ringing her right away and we are going to hookup again.. after all we no breakup

Get well soon dear

Back then in 200l, niggas be thinking I was a cult member, because of my love for black.. mehn I too love black.. black clothes, polo, jeans , dark shades...
And I wasn't a smiling type, tho I fine bt I rarely smile.. except when necessary..cos I was and introvert.. mehn, this made Jews like me to fear me , and even frat members dey avoid me, thinking I be one kind coded Capone ... But deep inside me, am just an easy going guy wey no fit hurt anybody

She lied that her dad was sick and she wanted visiting him in the village, not knowing that she was going to spend some days in another guy's house.. I later found out tho..
Sandra, dog will bite your ass

KillIgbohoN0W:
Came into my crib and has refused to leave for over 6 years now. Eating my food, wearing my clothes..
When I confronted her, she said I must seek divorce first.

In my own house again o! Fear women

hahaha baba are you talking about your wife?

TundeWX:
Using the toilet without flushing

An aunty from the village once stayed with my family for like 2 weeks, and she doesn't flush whenever she uses the toilet ...
It was really annoying , I was like 9years then... I and my siblings weren't bold enough then to confront her, so we just endured it till she left
We were always the once flushing everytime she was don pooping

Come see celebration when she finally left
Tho she is dead now sha

At times we tend to have visitors staying with us for days or sometimes weeks. And sometimes they do things knowingly or unkowingly that annoys us and we wish they just leave your house immediately .

So guys what is that thing a visitor has done in your house that annoyed you. Pls share your experience

They contacted the Portuguese Football hierarchy to see if the fixture will be postponed but they(Portuguese FA) insisted that the match must go on.

In order to avoid fine, Belenense fielded just their available players to face the 11 players that were fielded by Benfica. Also the Belenense team had no substitute. The Benfica team were ruthless as they opened scoring on the first minute and by the end of first half, they had scored 7 goals. They reduced the tempo of the match in the second half maybe because the home team never gave any challenge so they resulted in passing the ball around till the end of normal 90 minutes.

Many football enthusiast have wondered why the Portuguese FA and other stakeholders didn't deem it fit to postpone the match due to the numerical advantage which was caused by a pandemic.

The answer is that according to the law governing football in relation to number of players, each team are allowed to field 11 players each. But a team can also field less than 11 players too but it should not be less than 7.

This means that once the teams are 7 and above, an official match can be played. So the match between Belenense and Benfica is very legal according to the dictates of the rules governing football.
Lalastilala mynd ishilove

There was drama in the Portuguese league as Belenense hosted Benfica in their league fixture which was held tonight. Belenense unfortunately were thoroughly thrashed 7-0 by their guest.


The game between the 2 Portuguese club side trended not just for the huge scoreline but for the number of players fielded by the home team, Belenense.

Prior to the match, Belenense were hit by Covid-19 as almost all their players and backroom staff contacted the virus except for 7 outfield players and 2 goalkeeper.

Honeric01, Semid4lyfe

FuckOsuPigs:


This is quite sad.

She keeps mentioning "all my late nights". What does that mean?

late nights of leg hanging and gulping preeks

He wants to go on his routine flexing and relaxing break.. we all know neymar.
Like he said, he will be back better and stronger..make him go chop life small

Simeony007:

Na you them beg? Wetin concern you too

If you can't help just ignore

bros I tire for that man matter oo... Him just carry the matter for head

Starzo:

why are you people like this sef??

Can't you just congratulate him and move on??

Oga sharp..If he decides to give what is bad there?

confirmedniggae:
if Liverpool wins the match ,i will be winning #2.5m .

cash out locked already.

make I sharply drop my aza for the giveaway
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Congrats bro

Na men like you dey give all this oloshos moral to cheat. If you be my brother, I for don blast your left leg with boogyman old kala.. WTF MAN

As far as na police head them break, no lele

God bless her hustle..
God bless our hustles

Greatzeus:

The new job tomorrow gave you out. You are not resuming any job,liar. Though that doesn't refute your claim of being broke.
What is going on? Begging posts reduced drastically on nairaland this year,until this month, begging posts is springing up everywhere again.
The famous begger on nairaland who writes emotional tales is back. He wrote about finding N1000 on the ground and giving it back to a teenager who lost it. He wrote another tale of loosing N200 during an interview,both made front-page,and the gullible fell for it.

you can call me names, I accept the insult, shey na me broke.. but God knows am not lying.. I just met a friend who gave me 2h, after explaining to him, he would have given me more if he had enough..

MelesZenawi:


Forget about the job then.

God will make a way for me