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brain54:
I hear people from benue state do this…


They use their wives or daughters to entertain guests. Don’t know if it’s true though…


I asked my benue friend he didn’t give me a straight forward answer.

this is said a lot about the tiv people of benue state.

It is wrong though.

Tiv people are quite hospital, so bad that people spread these false information about their culture.

They don't give their wives, instead they make their wives give you their wrapper to change into if you are a stranger to make you more comfortable and feel at home.

The idomas, which I am by the way, are more strict. A married idoma woman cannot give you any wrapper she has used, it doesn't matter if you are freezing to death, she is not allowed to give you her wrapper.

A lot of people spread bad information about the tiv culture though but that's far from reality.

Quality20:
venue ppl are northerners and they are all over d northwest, northeast and central. the culture must have spread all over d north by now

God1000:
History will be kind to her, she's a strong woman that fought against anti democratic forces as speaker under unhinged Donald trump.

She's an extraordinary woman of courage, dignity, integrity and compassion


She inspired me a lot

woke virus

ASAPFERG1:
You will come 3rd pandora man
Election is between Jagaban and Atiku, which will end in Jagaban's favour
The only presidency sure for you is biafra presidency, because only incompetent people can rule biafra according to biafra constitution

he will come first

Sometimes, we need to sit down really deeply and think about the things we say because they can be interpreted in ways we never imagined.

And sometimes, the things we say actually have the meanings that we want people to percieve, regardless of how insulting it may be.

Tinubu's speech with the members of the christian association of nigeria is merely eloquent, but reading between the lines, one cannot help but wonder how bold and insulting a presidential aspirant can be to the people he hoped to govern.

Today, an extract of that speech made it to the frontpage, we hoped it was a good extract, but the insults were just too much for me to ignore.

I did not choose senator shettima so that we could form a same faith ticket

This is rather a blatant lie from tinubu. It is audible to the deaf and visible to the blind. Did he really not know that choosing shettima who is a muslim is equal to choosing a same faith ticket?

He tried to cover this up by saying that he chose shettima because

the ticket was constructed as a same progressive and people based-ideology ticket

But this is a false equivalency. If any government is going to be 'progressive and people based' then everyone in the country should be equally represented.

This is a huge fallacy on the part of Tinubu. He believes his government will represent everyone equally but his choice of people are already showing otherwise.

In a house full of dogs and cats, you don't pick an all dog government and say the government is both for cats and dogs.

Two muslims leading the country doesn't show that the christians are represented.

he continues with his reason for the same faith ticket

I offer a confession. I selected senator shettima, thinking more about who would best help me govern

This is a genuine reason for picking a running mate. We don't want the case where our government will be divided against itself.

But at the same time, one would need to wonder, for a man who is progressive and people based, Tinubu cannot find a christian out of the millions of potential running mate that will help him govern the country?

If out of millions of christians, he cannot make a choice, then just how much does he know about the christians that he thinks two muslims will represent them well? Again, two dogs cannot represent the interests of cats.

he continues

Picking a christian running mate would have been politically easier. But the easy way is rarely the right one

Hmm. I don't if i should weep over this statement as a christian.

This is a blatant lie from the camp of tinubu and he knows this.

Picking a Muslim running mate would have been the easier route to take as a politician, even though it is the wrong thing to do, but he took it without remorse.

A christian running mate would have made it harder for him to garner votes in the north, since christians are minorities in the northern part of the country.

Secondly, why does Tinubu think that having a christian running mate, is 'rarely the right thing to do'

Does that mean having a christian mate will be disastrous to the country?

Again, this is a huge spit in the face of christianity from the camp of tinubu.

and the lies continue to pile up

A few months ago, china was getting ready to invade Taiwan. They made all manner of threats and were barking all over the place with their military drills and preparations.

Seems china took a page from the Russian play book and since the little bone Russia is chewing seems to be choking Putin, Xi jinping is staying off for his peace sake

Shalommy:
Chaii This one have not seen anything yet he's lamenting.

lolz.

He has seen everything. That's why he's complaining.

The next phase is redpill and heart breaking stage.

Then na girls go dey shout, all men are scum.

Women create bad men.

We need more vawulence please. Can someone mention that virgin moniker so we can fulfill all righteous vawulence?

Keeping your hymen intact doesn't mean that you are good or pure.

This is how we look over important things and make mountains out of the smaller hills.

Virginity is pleasing to have but it all goes away after the wedding night. The person you became is more important than the hymen between your legs.

plaindealer:
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these one say Obi is a social media president, yet they struggle every day to put Tinubu on social media.

Men are superior to women.

We are not equal. cannot be equal. Will never be equal.

What a man can do, a woman cannot do better.

Women are best in the kitchen. Outside that, they will always struggle.

Regardless of how tomboy a woman plays, she always returns to the default setting when worse comes to worst

Something has been bothering me a lot lately.

Everyone wants me to be the one to call them.

Each time they see me, they just say you don't even call person.

You don't care. You haven't heard from any of us since and you can't even call us.

This extends to my family. Since I came to school, none called. They are all waiting for me to call.

And if I don't they will be like you don't call anyone.

Like sometimes I get frustrated. Everyone get phone. If I no call, why don't you call?

Or is it really my duty to be calling?

Right now, I just make up my mind not to call anyone except those that calls.

PrinceOfLagos:
The Hausas and Fulani are the targets

Tinubu through the Lagos state governor is doing everything possible to chase the Northerners out of Lagos

and suddenly crime rate reduced.

Why always north

Like this is supposed to be fact check or a biased opinion.

Quite shameful what we do and say for money.

In our collective, we probably have not existed for more than a couple of thousands of years or millions.

The earth has been for over a billion years.

The universe stretch this even further, more billions of years.

If in the event of everything, we cannot tell if we are at the beginning, in the middle or at the end of the universe.

How can we, when the beginning was long before us and the end is unknown?

Where exactly are we? Or more accurately, 'when' exactly are we?

What was those things before us? Who walked the earth long before the dinosaurs, what stood in the place of the sun long before the sun came along?

Man is only a speck, a few seconds in everything.

But here we are thinking of ourselves as the cream of the world.

Here we are in the middle of nowhere and no 'when', thinking we are the greatest, talking about being remembered forever.

You great name shall not be remembered forever. Your great name is remembered for less than a second in the process of the universe.

Existence is merciless, cruel, and impartial.

It doesn't care for the righteous or the sinner, it doesn't care about the tall or the small.

Before it, we are all the same; nothing. We all amount to the same thing; nothing.

Yet, nothing doesn't even exist in the eyes of existence. Nothing is everything and everything is nothing.

It creates all, the same way it destroys and annihilate all.

It leaves without a single trace. It has the source code of everything. It says "Let there be light" and there is light.

It in turns completely unwrite it and light ceases to exist.

It writes let there be man and man existed. A time will come and it will unwrite man completely from the grand scheme of everything.

It'll be as though man never existed. As sudden as he came, so shall he vanish without a trace.

Tell me then, of what good is your good and great deeds? Of what good is your good or evil name.

Surely, there's going to be some form of consolations for the good ones among us.

Surely, there's going to be some form of recompense and rewards?

From whom I ask?

From the one that writes and unwrite?

No. He's, she's, it's beyond our good and bad. He doesn't understand what good or evil is.

He only write to make and unwrite to unmake. He only speak your name to existence and unspeak it, to wipe you off.

How can he understand your good when you cannot understand the culture of ants?

Growth happens, inevitably to everyone.

One day, you are crawling all over the place and believing everything they tell you.

The next moment, you are questioning everything, finding your way in the dark and seeking the truth, nothing but the truth.

You are growing son. Unfortunately, you cannot stop the growth once it starts. Everyday you are excited about it, happy you are understanding life all the more.

But the next moment, you see your limitations, you see that far horizon, even though you are not close to it, yet, you can feel the limitations.

Your death is inevitable. You may never know or understand the whys of life or how it began or where it'll end.

Somethings are just beyond your reach, like infinity, it's beyond our imagination, like time, it stretches beyond our counting capacity.

And here we are back again, to knowing nothing.

Life is impossible. It shouldn't have existed but we are glad it did. Just for a moment, a flash is how far we live.

How fast can you blink? In the scheme of things, that's how fast you live, in a flash you cease to exist.

But how much we cherish those few milliseconds of breathe. How hard we toil, to give meanings to a few seconds.

If ever, you live for 50 years, it is but a few seconds to the sun that has been and is and probably will continue for millions of years after you have ceased to exist.

If peradventure, your sojourn stretches to a hundred or more, you are only a blink to the universe that has been for billions of years and will be for more billions of years.

What was here before us that we'll never know? What will be here long after we are gone?

Probably those things those things we Cannot imagine. Probably those things that felt or will feel they are the alpha and omega of existence.

Probably those things that will feel there existence determines existence.

We'll never know. We have never known. We still do not even know, talk more of understanding.

And back to that long rabbit hole again. We see the end

Purity?

My d*ck does not make a girl dirty.

Frawdboiy:
Same with Real.House.Of.Comedy. Those two fell off.

i think that guy is one of the most underrated skit maker in Nigeria.

Such a huge talent. Back then I never missed any of his videos and often re-watch them.

But his problem I feel is drugs. He took too many and lost his way.

In the last few days, he started advertising all these scams on his page and now i believe he is no longer in control of the page again.

Often videos are uploaded on his channel but he doesn't feature in them and the comments are always turned off.

Drugs finally got hold of that guy.

Zonefree:

Not only pride, and greed too. Sharing their income into 5 or 4 forced them to start their own personal comedies thinking they will retain the fame and source of the income.

same with Mark angel and Denison igwe I think

Lolz.

Funny how everyone was talking or watching xploit comedy videos a few years back.

They came up suddenly, became really popular and suddenly they dwindled and have now almost disappeared.

Their videos nowadays struggle to get even up to 5k views.

I don't know if they quarreled or something but they seem to have gone their separate ways and now only that akpamu guy is managing the platform.

Seems his the one that got the ownership or something.

But I think their downfall began when they started acting 'movies' instead of short comics.

I mean we all love comedies but no one wants to spend more than 3-5 minutes on a video.

At a point their videos were just one minute or half a minute long, don't know why they suddenly started with 30 minutes and one hour long videos.

I think that contributed a lot to their disappearance.

Lesson: always stick to what's working for you

Nowadays we don't even know if they are acting movies or creating skits.

Compared to movies, their recent videos are poorer in quality and less interesting and compared to other skits, their contents are too long and boring.

Us wey our sitting room naim b bedroom, kitchen, wardrobe and dining room no fit snap o.

Abi make I capture all the 'rooms' in my one room?

Quality20:
so u see it as a natural thing just d way jaki will hump a female jakey?

yeah.

Sex is just sex. Whether in marriage or outside of it. How you perceive it is what changes it.

But sex inside marriage is not different from sex outside marriage. It's not sweeter, better or feel blessed.

It's just the same sex.

Marriage is one of our shenanigans to feel better at the end of the day. But nature already designed our body to feel sex, so it really has no effect on it.

It's funny that many people have to live under the burden of social/religious constructs in the name of sex outside marriage is bad.

And just so you know, marriage is already a thing of the past. It's one of the dying traditions of mankind because it has lost its usefulness.

This may look like a woke post or something that an immoral person may post.

But the facts supports it.

What's the use of marriage today? In the past women can barely fend for themselves and children and so marriage was a means of creating security for them.

Now they have that freedom to work and care for themselves or get support for their children from their fathers.

So marriage has served its useful purposes and we are in its last days already.

You can see the evidence of the dying marriage institution all around you. Before people are willing to die in their marriage but not anymore.

People only procreate now, no longer getting married.

Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. It's change. The only thing constant in this world.

Of course, you religious folks are always scared of changes but it happens nevertheless.

Remember once thar Facebook and the internet was once like a curse for people in Nigeria but today every church is on the internet.

Remember once women on trousers are seen as prostitutes but not anymore. It's change. A massive change is coming.

nahzyla:
It's her body and her right she should do as she pleases
The old man needs to get over it, getting upset because another adult cut her hair.

another western zombie. Always swallowing and regurgitating western ideology like a zombie


*pukes

FriendsAndFans:
This is the kind of statements women use to evaluate your mumu-tability (you mumuness)
Whatever the two statements means is irrelevant.

I just know you'll have to follow instructions and be properly behaved... If you can't, you can go back to your father's house where

my nigga.

Same thing with "real man".

DaddyCK:



bro if u collect...no more puccccccccy for u sir!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

no mind this guy.

Since you're planning to marry her, you can either collect it back if you really need the money or

Just tell her to keep it if you don't need it urgently.

If you are collecting it back do well to telk her why you are collecting it. Be like "babe I been no even think to collect this money back but i jst dey short of cash but no pressure, hope say e no go short u?"

But if you no wan collect am, then just try tell her say she be good girl but you no really need the money right now, so make she keep am.

Na relationship matter no be friends, so no be the same thing you go apply.

Kagd10:
Tears of an ipob.

i guess ortom is now following Tinubu abi? Since Tinubu has lalong

E go shock una