Lolz.

Wait for the long run.

TheWorldNearEnd:
This man would not rest one place.

he's hustling for a ministerial appointment under Tinubu. Same with FFK

Want to buy perfect money.

ASUU has been on strike since forever and sincerely, most of us have not seen the girl (in my case) we are dating.

It's hard.

But honestly, we can't do anything about it right now.

Some people's feelings have probably worn off already. Out of sight. Out of mind.

While some people are barely talking with their partner now because they have very little to say to each other.

While some are going stronger.

Where are you now with your school partner?

Personally, I and my girl have been going stronger. In school we barely have time for each other even though we spend a lot of our time together, it doesn't feel enough.

Sex. Sex. Sex. Takes away our time for conversations.

Now we are talking like never before. We talk everyday. Mostly at night because that's when I close from work.

In the beginning it was kind of hard but once we made it a habit of calling and gisting, it became easier.

Rozross:
It’s like saying a father can’t take glory for his children’s success . In Lagos, no Tinubu no glory.

you can't take the glory.

If Anthony Joshua won a fight, even if he died, the belt wouldn't be given to his father or mother.

Everyone is different.

Tinubu do not have the brain capacity of ambode or fashola.

If he used their project to campaign, then maybe we should elect these men instead of him and he can take their praises.

the irony of islam.

Anyways, the young man will be chained and thrown to hell while the young lady will be welcomed with open hands into the paradise of allah and probably given to buhari as one of his 72 virgins. The irony of islam

oz4real83:
While one died doing the "will of god", the other died preventing the "will of god". What an irony . I would have loved to know the "reward" for each of them in "paradise" . May the soul of the young man rest in peace.

Spray ke.

Just create a little mud by adding water to sand (preferably those types they use in building)

Rub the bottom of the iron on it thoroughly until the rust disappear.

And then rinse with water and allow it to dry.

You can put fire inside to make it dry faster.

You can do the same for the body but most times it just disappears with repeated use.

Talking from experience. We use these types of iron in boarding school.

During holidays they get rusted and this is how we take care of the issue.

And it doesn't stain after this because our uniform was white then. But please don't press your white shirt they way you do by spaying with water or any wet clothes.

TossTos:
Na oluomo aim be this . He wan get his own faction of union where no one will be his superior , in no time , he's going to chase nurtw out of lagos and become the president for life ..

this is better.

We are tired of one malam heading every union

5

Man Who Got Into Debt And Dropped Out Of School To Become A Full-time Dad Heartbroken After Discovering His 6-year-old Daughter Is Not His

An American man, Daniel Robinson, has been left distraught and heartbroken after discovering that his 6-year-old daughter is not his.

Robinson took to his social media page to share a photo of a DNA result, which clearly states he isn’t the father of the daughter he has nutured for six years.

In his post, he reveals how he went into debt and dropped out of school just so he could become a full time dad.

Robinson shared that he has been a single father for four years and just discovered that he’s been lied to and manipulated for six years.

He also added that his baby mama and half of her friends knew.

He wrote; “Tired. I’ve kept my peace as long as possible but I feel like it’s time to tell my story. I’ve loved this little girl while she was still a fetus inside of her mother. I dropped out of school to be a full time father. I worked whatever hours possible. I even became a SINGLE FATHER for 4 years! I’ve went into debt, I gave my absolute all, even scrapped change for wipes. Only to find out 6 years later that I had been being lied to and manipulated. She knew and half of her friends did too. I am hurt and angry. No I am NOT okay.”

https://www.facebook.com/785258648245480/posts/pfbid0v3EmMhd3ku99Uq6aRoJTHVXhGEB9kiXqVCGXXYAvtjQkqWZt22ecphWKqR8DXQFvl/?app=fbl

If you know me here, you'll know that I hate homosexuality and just about anything concerning it.

Same thing made me hate Hollywood movies. Looks like they want to force it down everyone's throat in the movies.

Recently, I became friends with a Lesbians.

Well, we work close to each other. I sell in a bar opposite their shops, so she do come over constantly.

We've been talking a lot lately and honestly, it's been a different experience altogether for me.

It's one thing to write about how disgusting an act is and how unnatural it is, but trust me, it's a different ball, meeting and actually interacting with the people.

One of the few things I have noticed about her are:

1. She sees herself as a guy.

She talks and behave like a man and deep down wishes to be addressed as one.

But most of us knows she's a girl. I sometimes try to address her as a guy but it doesn't always flow naturally as a wish and sometimes I feel it might be awkward.

So, I refrained. But I can see that deep desire in her eyes to be addressed as a man.

It's a lot like a hopeless feeling anyway. More like something she's stuck with and can't change

I wish I could describe this desire.

She has always seen herself as a guy right from childhood.

I knew about her right from the time we were kids. Although we were never close.

I think I ever.


To be kwantinue ...

Space.

My girl always think otherwise.

But if I'm angry I just need space. Not even apology or anything. Jst leave me alone

kayperry:




To the best of your knowledge, you think lagos revenue stood @ round figure (600m) every month no increase or whatever.... So figures like 649,***m or 672, never happened.

Tinubu claims that he built lagos is verifiable & justifiable, a simple comparison will validate that, before 1999,
could lagos boast of an independent power plant
Did lagos have enough local govt to bring governance closer to the people

Before tinubu emerged were lagos civil servants well paid, who upgraded lasuth

Before 1999 how many foreign investors where in lagos compared to what Tinubu fetched.
Who fix the security challenges in lagos.

As at 1999 igbos in lagos were not even up to 20%, as a matter of fact igbos can troop to lagos today becos someone via his policies /blueprint created an enabling environment.
Having a Seaport & airport is not an automatic guarantee of economic hub & boom ... If you insist lagos has resource to be rich without a pilot what of Nigeria that has abundances of natural resources across States why is Nigeria not automatically prosperous and live up to being gaint of africa

If igbos make lagos why is it so difficult to make there land even better, enugu is capable of having a seaport & airport why not replicate , tell a yoruba man to leave onitsha and tell an igbo man to leave lagos sit back n watch the reactions

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You are still doing the same thing shettima did.

Saying things that are not verifiable.

How many investors did Tinubu bring to Lagos and how many were there before him?

How many local governments did Tinubu create and how many were there before him?

What are the names of the independent power stations Tinubu built for Lagos that made Lagos independent of the national power grid?

In what ways did Tinubu enable businesses in Lagos prior to other previous administrations? What were those policies?

What was the revenue before Tinubu, what was Tinubu's revenue growth and what was the revenue after him?

If we can mark a significant jump in the differences, then we can talk about growth but if every other government is experiencing growth then he did nothing special.

Everything you typed there are unverifiable.

Lolz. But you didn't ask shettima for any evidence.

Secondly, the IGR wasn't anywhere close that's why it's false not because he didn't get the figure right.

None of his claims are verifiable just as none of Tinubu's claim that he built Lagos is verifiable.

Both are lying because of people's short memories.

If Tinubu thought he developed Lagos then we should also agree that Igbos develop Lagos as they claimed.

Owopariola001:


For number 1, where is your credible source to say otherwise?

2. Where is your credible source to counter his claim?

3. While there is a discrepancy between #600 and #700, are you saying the IGR/month in Lagos stood exactly at #600million before 1999?
Well, I guess he should have said "about/around" #700m.

Also, why are you quoting the 2021 stat, when the man said "now" which is 2022 for the #51bn per month?

Oluvan:
A confused mind. You think you can oppose the will of God. It is like saying there's no God. Only a fool does that. And there's no atom of wisdom in the whole counsel above.

If only you know (I pray you don't experience it) the evil and satanic bondage premarital and extramarital sex has brought upon many lives and family.

This argument is trash.

Imagine an igbo man saying "only a fool will say there's no amadioha".

Doesn't that sound stup*d?

But some people will believe him because they don't want to be labeled as fools.

But that doesn't mean that there's amadioha.

In your bid to not be called a fool you actually become foolish.

Lots of people are already doing this. Not sure it would be accepted

tetralogyfallot:
I can wabill them to u anywhere sir

Abeg e still dey available??

The time used here could have been better spent asking her why

Nairaland is quite toxic and filled with holier than thou people.

For God's sake, simply because he's a youth coordinator doesn't mean he's not a human.

Like every single one of us, op has feelings and expressed those feelings.

In what way did he rape the girl or took advantage of her?

Senseless people everywhere.

Wo, op neva comot o. This night eh, try your luck again. But throughout the day, jst try to be touching and cuddling her, since she done the loosen up.

thesicilian:
Taking hours or days to "plan" for something that's supposed to just happen naturally seems like an awful lot of work for something so unremarkable.

lolz sex rarely happen naturally.

Probably more than 90% of guys will never have sex unless they take conscious efforts to make arrangements.

From toasting to phone number to chatting and making connections and then asking her over.

Or meeting at a party and creating connections but sex is almost always a conscious effort..

Na why I no go fit forgive my girl if she cheats

yemite100:
I want you to advise me on what to do, I'm finding it hard to ask this girl for sex, she has been with me for the past three days now, we sleep together on the same bed but I'm always scared to touch her in the night, even as i type this message she is beside me watching Korean fil
It's really giving me sleepless night, I don't know how to ask her for sex I cant even touch her body..
I need your advice guys..

Don't mind the guys insulting you. There is a first time for everything.

Honestly, no one was born perfect. All of us learned via trial and errors. You probably didn't start these things early in life hence the reason.

But that's not important now.

One thing you need to understand is time. Time is very critical in this situation.

She has been with you for three days now. You haven't made any move. Making a move now will be a 50/50 chance for rejection/acceptance.

But don't fear for rejection at this point because what is even worst is not making any move at all.

She'll never ever see you as a man again. If she left you without you making any moves especially when that's the reason why she's there (which most likely is)

Plus she may cøck block you later in future. When her friends talk about you, she will probably snare and retort that "you are not really a man"

So not making any move is a lot worst than any rejection you may be fearing right now.

With that now out of the way, let see how you can move now.

If she's still around, try sitting close to her.

If you guys have been jovial or it has been a little quiet between you guys, then make you move quick and sudden.

Sit down close to her or at the edge of your cushion and drag her towards you.

Pull her hands or lift her and bring her body onto your own.

See her level of resistance.

If she fights it, just try talking to her that you just want to cuddle her.

Most girls will do you shakara and say no cuddling but if you continue insisting most will submit especially if they come knack.

She will act surprise because you've not made any move, so it's probably not on the list for her again.

Or wait until you guys are on the bed and drag her close to you.

Once you cuddle her, always attack the breast first. It's their weak point.

Always let your hand wander on her breast slowly. Don't put your hands directly under her shirt or bra at first.

Just rub the breast slowly with her clothes on.

She probably won't respond at first. Just continue and then put your hands under her clothes, then under her bra to touch the real thing.

From there you are free to do anything.

By the way, not all Nigerian girls will let you kiss them from the onset.

Most won't let you. Reason why I always suggest indirect. So it's a bad idea trying to start everything with a kiss. Always a bad idea. Na inside film e De work.

And please don't ask her directly for sex. And more importantly, her resistance is not no.

For reference, one of my girl took me almost 30 minutes before she responded.

She'd let me touch her anywhere and all that but she said no sex. Had to work on her until she couldn't resist anymore.

Later got to find out that she was engaged, hence the long delay.

This could have been a "bolt driver in need of help"

But somehow feminists think men are privileged.

Heathrow44:
in as much as I want to side with op, as a fair judge, Op manner of approach to it was infuriating, thus maybe d reaction he got, he could have sent his message across without being inciting, he could av been added a little humor and still get his msg across without demeaning her, the lady's reaction was defensive which op's assertion is correct, and defensive of what? defensive because she felt she was accused and demeaned of being dirty which according to her feminist ideologies she isn't allowed to be demeaned by d male gender, she's a queen and as such can decide to do whatever without being held accountable by any one bearing what is close t a dick, feminism and Misandry is a thin line and naija girls version is feminism is sheer raw hate for men, for d patriarchy, for lack of better word

SIMPly right

A man can never be right in the eyes of a SIMPle man

This is a garbage research though.

Most guys don't go on dating apps to find love except losers.

Most are the ten for short time sex.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Dem never born this Rema when I don dey thief my mama money enter studio and now Selena Gomez dey kiss am and me the under canopy show wey I go perform, ordinary hug I no see from Mama Rainbow chai. Oluwa wetin dey Occurrate??

thought you have blown?

Iamdbull:

Am blown already so I don't get

You mean blown away

Baba if you no blow you won't mean sh*t to these hoes

Enitanmii:
After two years as a guest I finally decide to join nairaland as a member. I choose to register late at night so the so called redpillers won't spam me with mails cos I know I'm cute.

this account is what we call Bob risky

I dunno why but I've never found tiwa savage appealing.
But love that ayra Starr girl.