Lol, Buhari cannot die o! After e don put us for inside suffer finish, e go come travel commot go die? No! We are all in this together

This girl better hide herself o. Some sick bastards who like the thoughts of virgins might start stalking her. Some people are not just security cautious. Abeg sister if u proud, proud for inside ur mind. This is suppose to b between her and her future husband.

You are cooking again! All u do is cook. I can't do this anymore it is over!

See as this wig fine, the one wen I dey see for our Nigerian brothers' and sisters' head especially Nollywood dey get so so hole for inside

greatnaija01:
maybe i should first clear your MIND and EYES on the differences that exist apart from age

1- I.Q difference... even at the same age... Ladies have more I.Q than guys cos they have alot going on already from a tender age of their first menstral cycle flow...

2. CAREER difference young dude if u have no HIGH PAYING Job simply snap her pics n use it to fantasize cos she may like your face but will never be PROUD OF YOU.

3. VALUES.. Its so obvious you are only FALLING for looks and you barely know what it takes to HOLD a TRUE relationship thru thick n thin... MY YOUNG BOSS... LADY LOOKS DECEIVE o

4. FINANCES. CAN YOU HANDLE HER NEEDS? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE NEEDS? CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF A BABY? ALL IN THIS RECESSION... if you are not financially BUOYANT kindly walk away.... oops if you are WALKING meaning you gat no ride then don't consider it.

5. SPIRITUALLY SAFE: In these new year... no matter what you do.. secure your destiny.. no matter how good your game is.. she will always be ahead of you mentally...if not experientally... DO NOT START WHAT YOU CAN NOT FINISH... DO NOT JUMP UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN WHERE U WILL LAND ON BOTH FEET. THIS LIFE IS MYSTERIOUSLY SPIRITUAL.

6. ARE YOU READY TO MARRY? at her age she aint looking for a dude to get laid... she wants commitment and marriage... and if you HURT her she can place a CURSE you will never be able to break. do not underestimate the power of words release from BITTER HURTS.

GO FOR A LADY THAT WILL LOOK UP TO YOU IN EVERY WAY... NOT ONE THAT IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU. YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE TESTING WATERS IN THESE DAYS WHERE KNOWLEDGE IS EVERYWHERE. BE WISE O... ELSE WHEN IT HAPPENS YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO TYPE YOUR STORY ONLINE.

U just earned my respect!! Good advice.

unclezuma:


My daughter sit down and let me tell you about the origins of your psychiatric issues...

Kolo

Rxpetite:
viral ko, fungal ni.

Lol

Wow! I know him. Very peaceful guy. Congrats to him! He deserves it.

Nurses are making waves!

Fourwinds:
e dey sweet me when girls dey talk true... no be all those preteding oloshos

Awwwww that's good to know.

Lasskeey:
....

Lol Na true na

It might b true o, after all those our sisters don give themselves to men finish for IPhone 7

Smellingmouth:


What have I done again?

Bad mouth

Smellymouth:
I saw the vid last night and I vowed never ever to eat cucumber..

As fat as d cucumber be, dem just dey chook am inside dat place..

U again?

youngberry001:
why u dey summond our spirit's here

Bros na wa for u!!!!!!

Wow, all of them were caught and money was recovered. See effectiveness! The police should continue like this o,all those regular people that get kidnapped everyday should be followed up too.

Great son of a great father! Long live the Oba! May his reign b peaceful.

Zirah:
Lol. Na one pant for one bedmate.

Lol I tell u!

Y are her pants so many? Does she store them for a month before washing?

See balanced diet I for like chop o!

MrSkyNaija:

hbd!

My brother's birthday mate! Hapi birthday darling

OKorowanta:


Na the manager Efe be dat na.dat guy can misbehave.
I had a deal with 2face two years ago but dat guy just come from nowhere and skata plans.

Na wa o, he looks very rude too.

Maybe the show didn't get enough promotion, I like what he did tho. But that man no get joy o, em just dey press phone lol!

justino57:
The department that has the highest number of ashawo--- NURSING

The department that has the highest number of Talk-Active--- history

The department that has the highest number of dirty boys--- Mechanical engineering

The department that has the highest number of muscular girls--- Civil engineering

The department that has the highest number of Argument--- LAW

The department that has the highest number of serious student--- Chemistry

The department that has the highest number of dullard--- microbiology

The department that has the highest number of Ajebor--- Medicine

The department that has the highest number of Thieves--- Pub admin

The department that has the highest number of jobless graduate--- Library

The department that has the highest number of "I can work anywhere with my degree" attitude - - - - Sociology

The department that has the highest number of Crammers--- English

The department that has the highest number of Mumu--- Philosophy

The department that has the highest number of fresh bs - Pol science ✌

The department with the best corporate dressing --- Accounting

The department with boys of local thought and mindset
---- MLS( Medical Lab. Science)

The department with highest number of TOM-BOY
---T.M.A (Theatre and Media Arts)...

The department that has the highest number of stingy boys and girls (ECONOMICS)
THERE CAN SAVE FOR AFRICA.........
MATHEMATICS -------DEPARTMENT THAT HAS THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF INTELLIGENT STUDENT

I wonder how you got that impression of nurses. How many did you sleep with to confirm dis fact? Am a nurse and am not promiscuous, same goes for my mother and my colleagues at school. Anyway I won't allow d way an ignorant person sees me affect my passion for my job, am a care giver and I love my job. Whether u like me or not is completely irrelevant.

Smellymouth:



Warrafa done again na?

Bad mouth.

Smellymouth:
This comment got me rolling on the floor==>

"...Which woman go enter this room wey go say she dey on her period?? Period go dry immediately.."

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U again lol!

Dongreat:
3. ASAG:

What happens when you have sex with a mountain? If you answered, “Your union creates a race of rock children, duh,” you’re totally right, but you probably shouldn’t be cheeky, because that’s a really weird thing to know. Asag is a grotesque, hideous demon from Sumeria who leads his rock-children-things in battle. He’s so monstrous to look at, according to legend, he causes fish to boil alive.

Chai! This thing go give me nightmare this night o, not sleeping alone.

See people when recession no dey affect.

royalemperors:

i am doing splendidly well.
Saw Benin city as your location, you reside in benin?

Yes I do

Smellymouth:


Am I too ugly?

Facially yes but personality wise no you are cute

Smellymouth:


Awwww,you are so welcome..

Lol

Smellymouth:


You are so pretty

Awwwww thanks