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Rekyz:
Funny enough I know this small girl very well. her mum is a friend to my mum and a devoted christian. this girl is barely 18 and she's gone wild. I talked to her on few occasions but she wouldn't heed my advice. had to block her on facebook now see where her stupidity has landed her.

She's a devout Christian but she couldn't train her daughter to respect her elders?

What rules will you change?

1. I will change the layout of this site 'cause it's so 2005
2. Create a points system to show the reputation of each user. You either get positive or negative ratings. I will add more reactions like dislike, WTF, etc.
3. Users that get too many negative ratings will get suspended or banned
4. Xenophobic, tribalistic, sexist, homophobic users will be given a warning. A repeat offense will result in a ban.
5. Create a section for business owners to post ads. If you post ads outside that section, you will be banned.
6. Fix the janky search function on this site 'cause its nearly useless.
7. Merge threads that have the same titles.
8. Add more smileys
9. Add more sections and delete irrelevant ones.
10. Delete comments in threads that are not related to the thread. Any adverts, all those people that like commenting rubbish like; seen, noted, ok, will be given a warning and their coment will be deleted.



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See this is why some Nairalanders are so stupid. People who create threads like this are just like lazy Nigerian bloggers. Creating threads with misinformation. If you go to Bellanaija's Ig, you will know that the couple is not Nigerian, they are both akata.

WeRblessed:
Thank you my brother. You spoke my mind. Also, he is lying. No one washes dead body in the western world. There are funeral assistants in funeral homes that help dress the dead and prepare them for burial. Dead people are not washed. It is unsanitary and against CDC code. They may have people washing dead body in Africa due to lack of adequate technology and infrastructural developments, lack of research and focus on disease prevention. This governor is totally uneducated and lacks comprehension of the modern and western civilization.

I was about to say that. Which abroad did he go to that he was allowed to "wash" bodies? Dead bodies don't get washed in western countries, you can't just go abroad and start washing dead bodies, you need to go to school for some time and get certified before even getting a job like that. This man is bloody liar.

It's always some idiot male who makes comments like this.

Seeing pics of this wife beater pisses me off so much. I wish someone would just waste his ugly ass.

lol

Not today Satan!

we still wont see the money working mtchewww.

Its called hail

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common occurrence in cold climates.

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It really irks me when people use words in the wrong context.

donaldking10:
Last year September, My mum searched severally for a new house-help that would suit us.
We got a few, and they always leave after a week, claiming that our house was boring, and there was no one on the streets or around to relate with, etc... (B'cos we live in an
Estate and i'm the only one in my compound. Everything required in the house is bought in bulk in stores, so no one
has any reason to go out except school, church, work, etc)...
I knew their problem was that they couldn't do 'runs' with anyone, and i no de give them face.
All the house-helps we got were all matured in their early 20's and very [size=16pt]sumptuous.[/size]
Finally in December 2015, we got a young 20 year old girl.
The first time i saw her, i was furious because she was stinking. I walked into the sitting room and everywhere was stinking and i got really pissed.
Over the weeks, my mum noticed it too & cleaned her up, made her shave, bought medicated soap, roll-on, cologne, cream, etc for her and ensures she bathes at least twice a day.
One day, i walked into the kitchen and i saw her in a Bum-Short, fitted with a nice top and washing plates. I was amazed at the transformation that had happened over a few weeks.
I began to notice her around the house. She has a figure-8 shape, has a nice ass, hips and firm breasts. She doesn't wear bra at night after taking her bath, (Yes, i noticed, b'cos i've peeped into her dress/blouse severally).
Now when she walks around the house, i have to hold myself.
Am trying to avoid making advances at her. As randy as i am, i've never made passes at any of our house-helps.. (Am sure we've had like 10 of them, beautiful and young).
But now this girl, she's scarred of me and respects me because i don't talk to her at all in the house.
But each time i see her hips, butt, bust or cute face, (her breasts are still very firm), I get confused.
Please What Do I Do??
Am hoping i won't finally come and give testimony of what happens here on Naira-Land Oooo!

darkskingoddess:
Well, you learn something everyday.
I wouldn't know, as I am African American myself. I've had Nigerians refer to me as an akata to my face, with a big smile. I guess I assumed it was harmless. Looks can be deceiving

Disregard the poster that told you that its a derogatory term. Most Nigerians don't even know where the term originated from, Its just a term used for AA's just the same way we call white people Oyibo.
Akata is not a derogatory word. I believe it means fox or wild cat in Yoruba. This is a name that was used in reference to the black panthers in the late sixties by nigerians, but now the term is used to refer to all African Americans.

Lucasbalo:
Akata was and is still derogatory. You are right.

Akata is not a derogatory word. I believe it means fox or wild cat in Yoruba. This is a name that was used in reference to the black panthers in the late sixties by nigerians, but now the term is used to refer to all African Americans.

Boy nobody's going to follow your channel stop SPAIF-ing on here.

Mother of 2 and business entrepreneur, Afrocandy, released her Christmas photos and they are really...see for yourself.
Oh God, look at this low budget Pamela Anderson
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oluseundele:
The pictures you see are testimonies of people that have used this product and not just anything. What gave you the intention that those that you thought I stole their pictures are not the ones stealing mine.
Don't just come here to make yourself felt unreasonably.

I searched the photos on google images and found them on several other websites.

Why are you stealing photos from other peoples weight loss programs? Its people like you that give Nigerian a bad name, stop scamming people.

Congratulations to her. The noooosssee on her and that lady in the last pic tho

sukkot:
there are different types of sugar. sugar that is processed, and then natural sugar. sugar in fruits is rich in enzyme activity for healing. dead sugar kills like the white ones you buy and put in tea .

Natural sugars kill as fast as processed sugars. Diabetics who want to cure the disease through their diet are supposed to eat foods high in protein (basically meat, fish and vegetables) and stop eating foods that are high in carbohydrates (rice, pasta, noodles, garri, flour,which turn into sugar when digested). They should just eat enough carbs to make sure that their blood sugar doesn't get too low.

sukkot:
dayum. tell him to do a fruit fast. eat only live foods. no deads foods. he will be healed

He has diabetes, sugar is the last thing he needs.

MosakuAW:
You sound so pathetic! I guessed you are between the ages of 19 to 22 because you sound like a lost kid. You mother made a greatest mistake of not telling you who your real father is. You are lost just like your father. Idiot.

B!tch calling male bitch. Omo ale jati-jati

Aww did i hurt your feelings? I'm so sorry, NOT. I might be young but i'm not as St^pid as you, I have sense, I don't have to keep insulting people's parents while clapping back at them. Now you're dragging my father into this? lol I would like to tell you how much my father sh!ts on your entire family with all that he has accomplished but I will refrain. I can just tell that that's the only way that you know how to "insult" people. Bad news for you cause i'm just laughing back here. Have a nice day grandpa.......next time, write in correct English please, use the right tenses. You're too old to be making grammatical errors.

MosakuAW:
I no your type! You are one of the idiot that was born out of wedlock. You mother did you a favour by keeping you instead of the keeping the placenta yoy came with because the placenta would have been more useful than the idiotic fellow like you. Anofia.

WOW! i'm actually getting better at detecting f@ck boys like you. You don't know what else to say to me so you resort to adding my mother into your rubbish talk lol. You're so bitter, you sound like a b!tch, . Its a pity that poverty has messed up your brain so much that you can't tell the difference between a correction and criticism, ehyah...pele. I pity your Gf/wife, I doubt you have a woman in your life because I can't think of any woman that would date someone who seems to be so mad at the whole world for being so ugly on the inside and out + you're poor + you're uncivilized + you're a f^ckin b!tch, I mean literally. Go and change your pad or something, just do something with yourself, you sound so angry d^mn!

MosakuAW:
Your message was making sense from the begining until you show your foolishness with the last but not the least word.

And this is you trying to come off as being wise when you were too stupid to realize something so obvious right? Take a sit jare, in fact take several seats. I know your type local F@ck boy.
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MosakuAW:
Congrats to her.

BTW, all these are showing this, showing that never expiry until she go show wetin she suppose no show. Haba! na only she get house for that area.

I still dey wonder, how a blogger in Naija can afford a house worth 100m not to talk of N500m when blogging started less than 15years in Nigeria.

Mind you: I no dey beef her oooo am just wondering like Femi kuti till i turn to wonderer.

You wonder how she makes her money huh? Do you know how much she makes from those ads running on the background of her blog? Do you know how much she charges per week/month to place adverts on the side of her blog? How about those sponsored posts? do you think she posts them for free? If you really follow her blog, you would notice that she never posts music made by popular artists, and most of the songs that she posts are rubbish, do you know why? Yup, you guessed it, the artists pay her to post their music. About 4 years ago, she posted her blog stats it showed that she had over 100k visits per day. Now imagine the number of views that she gets these days, just let that sink in.

Of course now. Chinese people are not savages, unlike Nigerians.

Help= elp
each other= ish oda
Children= shoodren
carbonated soft drink= mineral
eww= nyama

DrViviSarj:
What is a peel

google Chemical peels. It is supposed to peel the top layer of your skin, thereby lightening your skin. There are many kinds, but I don't know how easily accessible they are in Nigeria. Try visiting www.Skincaretalk.com/skinlightening to find out about more options concerning your problem.

She was a nice looking lady....Too bad she married such a horrible man.

ireneidiva:
See your mouth. Smh. With your 8 kids, she has achieved far more than you.

8 kids ke? did I give birth to them in the spirit world or in reality? As for your "she has achieved more than you" comment, You don't know anything about me nor the things that I have accomplished and you never will, so keep your useless comments to yourself. Thank you very much.