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190: what are you talking about

Me sef I no know, I think I'll have to purchase a tiaun-proof vest before I would be able to read and fully understand her comment.

Please who is the photographer? He needs to be severely flogged by that wicked agric teacher that I had in JS 2.

I don't think the trad should be held at any specific place, I think it's all about preference. Now if the father is not contributing anything to the wedding except his blessings, I will just advice the bride to go ahead with the trad with the trad anywhere if he chooses not to attend that's his own cup of tea.

What happen to Residents back? And I hope that's not her first name o, if it is, Naija parents nawa for una o.
And yeah team Tomi............. Only because she's rocking braids.

What exactly are they celebrating? 53 years of corruption? Abeg I tire for this country.

Andyblaze: I remember when we used to date in primary school

Who dash you?

Afam4eva: Is this the same girl he supposedly denied her baby?

No that one name na Elshamah or one king funny name like that.

I don't know why Nigerians are so lazy, somebody dies and the next thing that their family members do is to start fighting for the persons belongings, instead of them to try to get their own, they always want to live of other people.

Lanister: I'm an orphan.

I feel you.

You go wait tire for better reply.

You stated some good points here op.

Amnesty for kidnappers? There is nothing that you won't hear in Nigeria.

500,000 naira to leave your gf? poverty is really bad o, that's money that someone can blow in one day.

That his wife needs to stop smothering him with food o, soon when we see him we will start mistaking him for a football.

Hahahahahahahahahaha I don laugh sotey my belle almost tear. In the words of Rihanna to Vic O "B1t@h you will die, be born again, die again and be born again before you get the chance to even meet Genevieve in person".

My Aunty Genny abeg, she does no wrong in my eyes.

Aunty Ini whyyyyyyyyyy.

Abeg I'm tired of seeing theses inventions made by my fellow Nigerians. After all, the story will just end on the front page on NL, they will not get invited to MIT or Harvard or even Ted to speak, their stories will just end here. Just look at the Kenyan boy that created the flashlight invention, now I'm seeing him on CNN, Ted etc. our people are creating helicopters, jet cars, tablets, but you never see getting any type of international recognition. What happened to those girls that built a generator that is powered by urine? If they were from any other country but Nigeria, they will be millionaires by now, but NOooooooo their story just ended on different blogs. Nigeria is just an abyss of broken dreams, if only our useless government will help to fund all these people, imagine the number of jobs that will be created for the youths, but our selfish, inconsiderate politicians will rather steal the money and store them in banks in European countries, thereby boosting the economies of those countries thereby destroying their own economies.
Okay I heard about a lady that created a ball that generated power and she was recognized by badluck, but this lady is based in the US. Now what about home based Nigerians? There are so many Nigerians out there that are have big dreams, but if only they had the financial capability to achieve those a dreams Nigeria will be so much better. I'm just tired of this country, some times I just feel like a curse was placed on this country.

smalltown: Mrs. Chima - I am not rude but polite and reply to every message I get! I do not delete or ignore them no matter if they are a year old or a day old. I just appologized I didn't come across it until now. And wished him a good day.

Aww you'll be very good in customer service.

shymexx: Safe for that. Just saw her keek and instagram with the link.

Still want a reward?

Or are you packing like that as well.. Who knows?

I wish, I look like a traffic light.

I'm following her on keek, her name on there is 'Mathildahipsy'

Raymondenyi: Hahahahahahah!!! Kai na wa oh!!! Dis world hard ohh!!! See gobe!, lest I 4get pls Nairalanders bear me withness ;
I am Dillish's immediate elder brother, I had to abscond 4rm home down 2 Nigeria in search of greener pasteurs!!!

Lol you had to go to Nigeria, of all places to find greener pastures?

2000 plus views and only 30 comments? Una wicked o.

3ace: Overstayed? Leading to why she didn't come back?

When you leave after your visa has expired, it will be difficult to reapply for another visa. So she probably stayed till after her visa expired, and she decided not to return to Naija to avoid not being able to return to th US for the rest of her life.

chymystique: Dt Man wearing white Agbada is as Black as.................. .. Who is he pls??

They're all black.

None of the above.

I'm guessing that she went to Yankee and overstayed her welcome, that is why she could not comback to Naija. Anyways, it's good that they have finally reunited.

Chrome, the only disadvantage is that it keeps crashing.

hernars: how does this change d fact that man utd lost d match!

The joke can console you.

Maybe she should shave the sides to make a Mohawk, nobody will know that the hair on her sides is not growing. And while the sides are shaved, she should rub coconut or carrot oil on her scalp, those are the best oils for hair growth,

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