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Enegod: mtcheeew

Aww do you need a hug?

Enegod: then..the mods should move that poo to joke section

Why are you vexing naw? Have you had your coffee yet? You're kinda cranky right now.

As of right now, I'm single and searching, So i made a list of rules for any guy that is interested.

If you're my boyfriend.............
You can't have candles on your birthday cake, dafuq you tryna wish for? all your wishes came true when you met me.
You are not allowed to be around any windows or doors, what are you trying to do? Find a way out? H311 no!
You are not allowed to have sunlight, my smile should brighten your day.
you call 911 and a female responder answers, you better drop that phone.
You can't dream, what are you trying to do? Imagine how life will be without me?
You are not allowed to touch the letters V or P on a keyboard, the only Pu$$i that you should be touching is mine, you had better find a way to spell around those letters.
You are not allowed to do algebra, what are you trying to do? Look for your Ex? That's not going to happen honey.
The only 4 contacts in your phone should the Father, the son, the Holy Spirit, and mine.
You are not allowed to turn up, except you're trying to turn up missing ( kidnapping tinz)
You are not allowed to pray, what are you trying to pray for? Another girlfriend?
You can't have legs, you're not about to walk out on me.
You can't "chill" with any girls, but you can sit next to the air conditioner and chill there.
You can't use Google, what are you trying to do? Find a way to get rid of me?
You can't use the like button on Facebook, you can't go around liking any females picture.
You are not allowed to vote, what are you trying to do? Look for some change? I have some coins if you want.
You are not allowed to follow or have any female followers on IG, what are you trying to do? Look for another girlfriend?
If you follow these rules, I'm sure that we will have a wonderful relationship.







LOL this is all jokes o don't take me seriously.

Some guys have brains that are filled with cum.

Huh? Propose, you mean as in marriage proposal? How old are you self?

Attention seeker, please go and sleep.

I understand that naija is a frustrating country, but did they have to put out their anger and frustration on the thieves? They could have just handed them to the police to deal with them instead of taking the matter into their own hands.

Aww the baby is so cute.

Prowizy2: In the other news making front page..
GARRI is among the top 10 food in nigeria u can't take this thing away 4rm us..

#teamGARRI

So how garri come enter this discussion now?

[quote author=Pink_Lezbian]Happy to be here. Need friends, love you all[/quote]Na so dem dey start o, " love you all" do you even know anyone here personally? You will soon turn to another mrs Chima, Yuzedo, tellwisdom, 190, or Mr cork.
BTW welcom to Nairaland.com.

Role model for all girls that take crap from their bfs

Damnnn WTF please someone should send this man to Olumba church so that they will flog the demon that possesed him to do that fv@kery in his head out.

Hahahahohahojajajajajaja she's an ashi, but she's Godly? I laugh.

Ugly and rachetttt daz all.

Mj joor.

Why this Robbery I mean Brobbey girl go London steal na?

Some men ought to have their co@ks cut off.

Eh yah this girl has a lot of issues, I hope she visits a psychologist when she returns home.

Okay let me start doing the crip walk on their future.

So what? Even Madonna's brother is homeless aswell, so should we start Dancing azonto on their future?

Black people have got some serious issues men, we just want to show off at every given opportunity. I hope she has saved some money for the rainy days, because if she has a headache now and she has to travel abroad for treatment. she had better not start begging Nigerians for money o.

Jman06: We know that cheats abound in every tribe but some tribes have higher tendencies 2 cheat,from my observation,in nigeria,marital infidelity goes in this order;yoruba>ijaw>idoma>tiv>ibo>hausa.

Please, until you provide me with some statistical and scientific data on why the groups you listed above cheat, I'm still going to go with what I said in my first comment.

[quote author=lexi-b]olodo!!! Na ur type dey close gate for class wen dem share results... u no see "most" for d topic u dey speak english yet u no knw d meaning of "most"... goat![/quote]I really don't have the time to be having efight with someone who's brain is filled with palm oil. You're clearly looking for attention, but you're definitely not going to get it from me.

Aliozorblog: [img][/img]wat do u think? Ladies are going crazy for dis guy.

Oh really?

Mtcheww this one na old picture na.

You can use Shea butter, but Arsenal will win an FA cup before you will see a difference.

She's clearly dehydrated she needs a dose of vitamin Attention.

I think you should just get Vitamin E oil, it's very effective in getting rid of scars and stretch marks, it's the main ingredient in all of those high end stretch mark creams. The oil is quite pricey, but after using it, you will realize that it's work every naira that you spent on it.