₦airaland Forum

And some of you think it's easy to get the Nigerian Visa?
this in the Diaspora knows it's not.. let's value what we have

these set of Nigerian drugs only get potency when the are used in London..
#liemohammed

jeromzy:
Proudly Rivers!Ikwerre anu meka o!

dieli su wenem..

una dey here dey talk long talk, the guy don already kee imsef

just tell people mastirbate u dey talk rubbish..
not cool though.. immoral

help pls

DEAR NAIRALANDERS...

please I need an advice for my brother,

since the age of self awareness(13), he virtually trows out some particles every food he eats, maybe some minutes, hours after eating, especially after drinking water.
When he was younger he re-swallows the food after regurging.

But now it's so irritating everyone around notices it and I'm even tired of it.
I took him to a doctor and the doctor was telling me long stories and even drew a diagram of the oesophagus explaining how the food goes down and after which gave some medical advise, but till now no changes.
although his not having any other problems as regards to this..

from my little knowledge of biology, it's only ruminant animals with four compartment of stomach that does this, like goats and sheep..

Pls what is the possible cause of the this and possibly a solution.

Pls advice


Thanks

I hope to get friends like these someday.....

tensazangetsu20:
That was inspiring. I wish I could go ahead an do my masters but my grades are subpar at the moment. I will still give it a shot though.

And your sure you have a similar dream?

#6.. come Saudi Arabia by July August.. u go surprise say fowl dey lay boiled egg..

Prettyenit18:
Quite, reserved, simple and intelligent guys

OP have only 2 options..
u don add your own..

can relate bro.. #5 got me drolling.. lol.

hungerbad
hunger really bad.. but it's good anyways it can help u discover your hidden talents

sarrki:
The first pix

The upper Volta is still fresh
With proper cleaning and upgrades
It could have been useful
Why the waste ?

useful for what.. are u looking for quick money??

the big Churchill.. making waves everywhere... what Impatience caused Tonto.
nice 1

oh.. this so called rev. king still dey alive. after all the atrocities..
although For God is a forgiving father.. so who are my??

queenbetsy:
those lips tho...


olamide and this cup sha...

the red cup of life..

ngoremeka:
Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
Some of the words and phrases we use often cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are words you picked up from others and they have become quite a norm.
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.
Below are words Nigerians use that don’t exist in the English dictionary.
1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.
2. Disvirgin: This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.
3. Trafficate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.
4. Flashing: Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.
5. Installmentally: Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it sounds correct, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.
6. Opportuned: What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time, especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.
7. Cunny: This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.
8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow."
9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.
10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.
Which of these words are you guilty of?
Not too late to learn something new,I learnt too.. you can add other mistakes below

thrickish

instead of tricky

omolayomi06:
did you know peter wort,,, hisss

no matter his worth.. actually the PSquare worth..

Eto'o still break them..

the guy Money long

2Tim 1:7
" For God has not given me the spirit of fear, but of Wisdom, Love and of a Sound mind.."

I have the Mind of Christ..

wurabecca:
Mr, kindly tell me your family name so that I can Google it...Maybe Forbes has it



I wonder ooo.....awon DiDirin everywhere

lol.. how much is 30b..??

very small money

I love this fayose of a man.. but this is arrant nonsense!!

that 1 Na one day meal and N200 to buy pure water.. cos it can't even buy a drink..

empower the people and let dem stand on their own and be independent.. not every day.. ur sharing one thing or the other for them..

#hungerbad

Buhari comes back Like a crazy ex. That comes back each time we try to move on..

what would you expect from someone that calls himself "two face"

he just demonstrated it..

BeeBeeOoh:
Na to use her do money ritual build another house sure pass

Na im sure pass..lol

Danrizzle:
What is this, can vehicles even move on it. It looks like one kian makeshift pedestrian crossing.

don't know why Pepple are blinded by evil strides.. maybe u have impaired vision.
if not should have seen at least a car on that bridge
if u still have some sense u should know the pics was taken from a height above 40-50 meters..

CrazyQuinn:
What are you saying? He abandoned his girlfriend for 200k how is it the woman's fault?

it's obvious u don't have the patience to read..
u just grab the caption and jive!!

Any body in Dammam, Saudi Arabia?