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dammyg319:
hmmm...m a bit late tho....HBD princecee MMY2C....

Wuminity:
PRINCEE, sorry dis is comin late, am wishin u many more years ahead........ wit greater achievements.
its well wit u.
abeg me self sabi chop cake..... so no pass me by.

Hyinkar97:
Happy belated birthday bro

Ifyx:
Prince CEE bro,i hope ma greetings aint coming late,ma wish fr u dis day is dat u'll get wat ur heart most truly desires at d moment...

#Fighting

XavierG:
Princee, happy birthday!!

Bukkiminat:
Oh my dear princeCEE

M SORRY ds z cumin late bt blif me i cant 4get ur buffdae,October 15th

m Wishin u a happy buffdae,many more years 2 add....jxt make a wish!!


N i cant wait 2receive my own share of dt cake o....1 2clebrate ur buffdae n d oda 2celebrate ya Admission letter! Yippppppy.....

Lexxybooy:
Happy birthday to my Oga on top; PrinCEE..... May ur dayz pass dat of Matusela! By God's Grace weneva d list comes out u shall rejoice amongst odaz! Abegi...... Where my C...A....K.....E!

Tritte:
Hbd princeCEE....

FrancisTony:
Happy birthday to PrinceCEE.
More alomo to your belly and more ponmo to your meat.

Dopeyomi:
Happy birthday to Sir Princee




#more sp**m to your d**k

Nattygeneral:
lexxybooy, guyz!, d list is out!!!.. Wat!?? Did UI Just drop d bomb like now. It's too early...tank God I made it!. Go n check yours ooo friends... THANK YOU JESUS!.


























LWKMH! Hope Your Heart E Yaff Not Burst!!. LOL we all are going to be admitted!. Just Chill ehn!.

tuwayz:
that's why I earlier said 5 o'level credit passes including literature in eng and english language for theatre art ni

tuwayz:
they are not compulsory once she have up to 5 credit passes

Lexxybooy:
Good morning to all d peeps waiting for the release of the supplementary list ;- Cutebumzy shoyemiayodeji packup bukkiminat efezreal nattygeneral
dopeyomi professor1234 treasuregr8 Becalina agiemars Sophie Wuminity JSMMUYIWA

Tushwitch miami001 Marquis holuwartayor kumpharm samsatkboy fembleez precious001 kingdom daughter divalyn davys84 mgb4real damyg319 vibra mistytohcute obynobyl

Easyson pretzy06 yolobabe faba khan1993 zenti99 efezreal pr0ton francistony prinCEE ........

As we all know that wheneva stuffs like DAT iz bn updated on the website there is always a network congestion so. pls ANY1 dat sees it first should pls COPY and PASTE it on this Trend.

thanks. personally am avin #MIXED-FEELINGS. sleepless night! exited!!....happy!!!.....Waow!!!! Lexy CNT Wa*t!!!!! av seen my name and ur names too is dere

tuwayz:
Five o'level credit to include literature in english and english language for theatre art

Lexxybooy:
Guy! Be happy! Ur birthday will b special. Av seen it!

tuwayz:
. What abt theatre art Or sociology?

tuwayz:
. What abt theatre art Or sociology?

jaymejate:
to do law, CRS OR IRK IS COMPULSORY in o'level.

jaymejate:
to do law, CRS OR IRK IS COMPULSORY in o'level.

jaymejate:
if u get commerce.

international relations, library science, mass community, political science. nd so on Shaa

Lexxybooy:
na ur birthday??

Dopeyomi:
COPIED
Warning: This article is somewhat awkward and
crazy.
And it’s meant for only those who do not shy away
from the truth. I mean, those who don’t “form.”
I don't like hypocrites!
Why do we all kind of fret when others talk about
shit?
I mean, it beats my imagination flat how people
pretend to be robots. We all need to stop this
pretence and feel freer to discuss issues about
shit....
Do you know what makes shit interesting? Just as
we were all born by a woman, we all shit... You
shit... I shit...President Jonathan shits...Obama
shits... And even your parents shit...
These point to the fact that shitting is part of life— an
integral part.
Shitting is something we all do every day, but at
varying frequencies. While some drop heavy, killer
lumps of shit once daily, others shit multiple times,
releasing dense microchips during each session.
The mechanism of delivery of shit also varies among
individuals. Some people drop theirs with absolute
ease, while some practically go through “labour”
before delivering their lumps.
The time of delivery of shit varies, too. Some are
experts at “quickie” shitting (10 seconds to 2
minutes).
Some, on the other hand, will spend ages (up to 30
minutes or more) and will involve all the muscles of
their abdomen, pelvis, face, and even upper limb just
to drop a lump of shit.
Types of shit
There are over hundred types of shit, classified
using
various methods, but I won’t go into details of these
classifications. Rather, I will randomly pick and
discuss the most interesting types.
There we go…
*.Hallucination or ghost shit: You feel something
leaving your butts, but you can’t see anything in the
toilet.
*.Holy shit: The type of shit you enjoy its release so
much that you never want to leave the toilet again.
*.Neat shit: This type of shit leaves no traces; you
see it
in the toilet bowl, but you get no stains on the tissue
paper.
*.Wet or dripping shit: Even after 20 attempts to wipe
this type of shit with a tissue paper, you keep getting
stains. Before you know it, you may exhaust a
complete roll of tissue. At the end of the day, you
will resign to fate, placing tissue paper between your
butts and underwear (to protect your underwear
from
stains).
*.Second wave shit: This type of shit comes after
you think you’re done shitting. You’ve dressed up
and are about leaving the toilet when you feel the
urge to shit again.
*.Break-a-vein shit: Delivering this type of shit
requires you to strain very hard. If you’re not
careful, you may
end up with stroke.
*.Gassy shit: This type of shit is preceded by lots of
noisy farts, which create awareness. Everyone
around would be like, “gosh!”
*.Giant log shit: This type of shit is so massive that
you won’t believe it came from you. No amount of
water can flush such. Before you can flush it
successfully, you must first break it into pieces
using a stick.
*.Bulldozer shit: When this type of shit lands in the
toilet bowl, the water in there splashes upwards.
The splashes can reach as high as the ceiling
(depending on the weight of the shit).
*.Maradona shit: This type of shit comes shockingly,
when all you were expecting was a fart. In short, it
dribbles you.
*.Black shit: The name says it all. You grab?
*.Obstinate shit: This type of shit just won’t come
out, no matter how hard you try. Yet, you keep
feeling
the urge. You will need to try again after some
hours.
*.Peppery shit: After dropping this type of shit, your
butts feel very hot and peppery. You’ll feel like
placing iced block between them to get some relief.
*.Pump action shit: This comes in quick successive
lumps that land in the toilet bowl to produce a
pleasant rhythm (something like “gbo-gba-gbo-gb
o-gba-gba-gbi.”)
*.Liquid or tap shit: This light yellow type of shit
splashes all over the toilet bowl and soils your butts
from inside outwards. When you start, it’s like
opening
a tap; the flow is amazingly continuous.
*.Mexican shit: This kind of shit smells so badly that
your nose blocks. Even your neighbours can’t bear
it.
You have to take furtive glances before leaving the
toilet—you don’t want anyone to know that the
rancid stench came from inside of you.
*.Lace shit: A close look at this type of shit gives a
clue
about your last meal. You can see some vegetable
leaves or grains of corn.
*.Slider shit: This type of shit slides straight down
the
toilet pipe after leaving your butts. It leaves you
confused as to whether you really did shit or not.
*.Rock shit: This type of shit is so hard that you feel
like
your butt is tearing. Flushing won’t get it away
unless you wait till after water softens it. To get rid
of it immediately, you will need to fill a big bucket
with
water, raise it over your head (or higher, if possible
you can stand on a stool), and pour into the toilet
bowl from that height.
*.Suspended or hanging shit: This type of shit fails to
drop into the toilet bowl even after leaving your
butts; it hangs. To get it out, you will need to rise up
a bit
and wriggle your body like a belly dancer so that the
movement cuts it out, or contract your pelvic
muscles so that the sphincter cuts it off. Having
understood the importance and types of shit, you
can now teach others, too. You see, shit happens
every day, and there’s no need hiding this fact.
You need to stop shying away from shit. And you
need to remember that this article is just a product
of the author’ crazy imagination and brainstorming..
...
But all the same, shit rocks! So, spread the word,
and stop all the “forming.”(no offense)
I REST MY CASE.

dammyg319:
hmmmmm...lmao...thankz for d compliment tho....

goksonjay:
The 2nd batch will be available this Wednesday. it's finally ready. congrats ahead for those that are just a mark below the cut off mark.

dammyg319:
hmmm...yeah...i guess so

Ifyx:
I miss this place