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Ifyx:
kai,pastor shey u sef wan join d crew

join werin



U don start dy drink pammy or abi na ogogoro.

D spirit fit make ah run unclad for street.

JSMMUYIWA: DAT QUESTION IN CHEMISTRY:
PV=nRT
WIC DID U TOOK TOOK?

UI technical die.......... 'n' is just a dummy variable and can take any alphabet


Ah just jejely picked PV=gRT


dy replaced 'n' wid 'g'

Ifyx: lolz
ah heard dat word in a korean film

exactly, am a S. Korean film fan




i like dia movie tooo mush, even lil sis talk say na dia she wan go sch sef

ah started living kul wen ah started taking weed,m
glad ah had a taste. | it payz to take it natural




chai my asst. Passy, come n vindicate urself for the write-up above

27 more pages to hit 200 today.............



Keep it up fellas, dats a gud work.




#FIGHTING

just observing




^(- _-)^

FrancisTony: I doubt. Even Mbbs noe fit reach that.

Nursing will top Pharmacy this year. Nursing aspirant was the 2nd highest in Science and 5th highest overall using jamb stats.

mbbs will be 65 bt pharm go be 72

am sure that UI purposely set that physics questn cos dy knw dat it's common to all science peeps and so as to moderate the scores

Spotless180: Chemistry and english was very simple.

what abt d maths

FrancisTony: Lol. I doubt. Pet, Mechanical and EEE can never be 50 but others might be.

chai francis, na which kind badt market be dis na......



Oya pharm go be 72......... U doubt

New monikers keep flowing in at a hyper-pace.



Oya introduction

UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN is currently
under maintenance. We should be
back shortly. Thank you for your
patience.

who has tried logging into UI's website, it seems like they re tryna upload somtin

JSMMUYIWA: DON'T THIMK SO COS I WAS TOLD WUD BE MARKED MANUALLY AND WUD TAKE TYM XCEPT THEY WANNA DO MIDNIGHT MARKING

the scripts cnt be marked manually cos human is not free from mistake. It's an omr sheet n cnt be marked manually.

the result is out









































am just asking, is it true

Marc9: Take dis for example in chemistry, "what is d oxidation state(number) of 'P' in H(2)P(2)O(7^2)? A)+3 B)+2 C)+1 D)-3. Don't u think they made a mistake, instead of 2 as d subscript of O, they put 7. Wasn't dat a typo error? Cos 2+2X+(7 x -2)=0. If u do d maths it will give u 6. Bt six isn't in d option. If it was 2+2X+(2 x -2)=0, dat wld give 1. I stand to be corrected pls!

the ans is +5 and it's in ma own option

Jamesrock: lets be positive plsss

Optimistic #fact


remember the english question

Jamesrock: my able igbo brother

my boss, I salute u fa

benromeo39: oga, u just made a fool of yourself, na by force to use word when u nur know d meaning?

what den is d meaning



English delphic oracle

purpleprincess: exactly wat i sed wen i cot ur mum & my gateman

I ve come to understand that most of u guys lack good home training and ettiqutte. When I posted, I didn't point any accusing finger at anyone and here u re saying a sort of rubbish. Come on dude, nairaland is just like a public toilet where anyone can do anything.
As a matter of fact, here is an educational thread, so I wonder y u guys keep on derailing its purpose, smh.







Dnt even try quoting me cos I will snub u till d end. I dnt insult anyone here on nairaland cos ah knw quite alright that some breathes through the anus.

puerile and stupidity at its peak........

dapsondou: From zoo to indy. Is that far?
Don't worry, you'll get used to it cos its a norm every morning. That's a prayer

and I claim it by faith......... Amen

Professor1234: Mbbs Cut off for this year will be 65% , 60% of d Candidate with Fail, lez wait and See

hw do u knw


Is it bcoz of d physics

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as well:.....

Marc9: A physiotherapy candidate beside me was crying while attempting her chemistry and physics, the ques were too technical for her. I cldnt bear it, I cldnt see her sob out of fear that her chances of scoring high was slipping away. I hv a soft spot for ladies, I had to make a big sacrifice in order to help her out. That sacrifice cost me a lot!

hw she fit cry for the chem wey dy simple like madt except two calculative question which I intentionally let go cos it'll take my time.
As per physics, e dey simple bt na sometin else in terms of time factor, may be UI wan make we fail dat physics big time cos dy knw quite alright dat the questions re time consuming.....chai


everybody wey did science complained abt the physics bt dos dat did biology re at advantage over doz dat did maths cos maths itself is time consuming.


*hw d gal take pass jamb chem if she found UI's terrible*

kinkessy: bro Amen to that oo. Ui make sense wella but my mind no de here again jawe

u mean ur mind no dey for UI again

Why

FrancisTony: Same here.

it'll be much fun during clearance

kinkessy: pls post genuine info. Stop posting wht ur nt sure. If the cut off is 287 hw many studts do u think wud reach dt?

my boss, francis told me about ur intending migration to UNN............ God will make it to materialize.


Btw, hw is UI, ah roamed around UI yesday wid francis dem et al. UI zoo make sense tow much

Pr0ton: me wey kan lost 4 U.I nko.. Come see roaming

UI big gan bt e be lyk say ah don dey master some paths already

FrancisTony: Mhen, I entered Cab to Indy hall.

The UI environmental weather ain't friendly fa. Too cool and cold.

my body pained me all over after a long stroll from the zoological garden to the main gate

FrancisTony: Trekking sucks here. I actually trekked from Zoological garden to Indys here.

I am weary and feeling sleepy.

we later came out from the zoo bt didn't see u guys. The zoo make sense like madt

proton and taiocol



wia we go yab