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low budget olosho...

atleast our naija babes get level pass this one.


how much be bolt wey she no fit order

The woman i trusted so much back then. I accidentally bomb into her facebook and discovered she was cheating on me with multiple guys. I fainted 10 times. But then, it was a life lesson. I dumbed her and moved on and have bounced back. I now take every girl i meet as a potential cheat. I don't want anoda shocker. Chai T-girl u really do me things that year.

BaddieFreak:
Which phone are you currently using? Leggo
Me: IPhone 12 Pro max

that ass worth the ipone 12 pro max

stunnert:
Your body count is very impressive

yea man! I'm now a pensionaire in bedmatics.

[quote author=eldega post=106812951]God bless you for this[/quote Hello sir. Pls can u kindy share me the link or help me acquire that covid-19 loan? I'm currently running a business but it's retrogressing. I really need funds boost it. Thanks in anticipation.

I don't think so! What matters is the sexual prowess of d guy. I have an average d*ck but all the ladies i have duck never failed to scream my name and even came back 4 more. I used to be a playboy and i can categorically tell u that have duck more than 50 ladies. So i gat a lot of xperience

clitocurrency

the only currency that never depreciates..!

abeg i no well o......

This man is from my area na!
people have been reigning praises on him both on social media and within the environs base on his philanthropical gestures. He engages on youths empowerment, he has been helping to alleviate poverty. This is truely a shocking news.
peter akpanke is a giver. Though i have not benefited 4rm him but he has touched so many lives.

he goes with the slogan "the rock is solid"

From the picture he sent to rihanna, i guess really he wanted to make jest of don baba jay. That person i a wicked sombori Lol

When some people could not even live up to 80 years on earth. Congrats to the couples. It is not easy.

Lol. Numbers has started increasing ripidly. NCDC want begin copy india now. Hahaha

na real "predident" i talk am say this kind vegetable no suppose be president

DamnnNiggarr:
Gunmen Kill Four In Taraba, Set Property Ablaze

Gunmen suspected to be bandits have killed four people in separate attacks carried out between Wednesday and Thursday in Taraba State.


https://www.channelstv.com/2021/04/15/gunmen-kill-four-in-taraba-set-property-ablaze/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

saint "unknown gun men" at it again

Philipponzaghi:
http://saharareporters.com/2021/04/15/nigerians-sold-it-us–-two-indians-nabbed-drug-tell-police

Why is nigeria associated with almost all the bad news around d globe. Abeg who get bicycle here make e borrow me make leave the country.

Zorr:
Stupid Governor, I know he must be a Nairaland senseless Redpiller. Smh

your hatred for the male gender is top notch. Where is it stated in the article that the governor wrote it? You don't read but u rush down to display your stupidity in the comment section or probably you read without comprehension.

Zzor:
You with full bucket of IQ how much is in your bank account, can you tell me this outside here?mtcheww

DM me, I will gladly give u a screenshot of my account balance!!

Zzor:
What is wrong if he's taking care of her,was she not on her own when he approached her for love and relationship? what is love and relationship without money?

I have been reading your awful comments n this forum for some time now but I always ignore you..!

but this one really got me!
I must tell you, your reasoning I.Q is too low.!

no hatred attached pls.

no be only 220 million years, na one trillion years.
lie lie people

kereman1:
Is the guy in the first picture praying for him?

lol.. The nigger was hiding his face from the camera!
the order guy had to force his face up

Adukpe19:
8pm? And it's still not dark? Look @ the pix

the punishment was the following day!
he was caught at night and kept till d following day!.

Tenshades:
The guy face come look like tadpole own.

lol. that was after enough beatings

Tenshades:
The guy face come look like tadpole own.

lol. that was after enough beatings

He attempted raping a girl but unfortunately for him, he was caught by passer by.

according to the victim, she narrated that she went to condole with a colleague who lost a loved one in afrike, bekwarra local government of cross River State, on her way back to her place ogoja, around 8pm she boarded a bike(okada) that took her to "ukpah' a neighboring community to afrike, the first bike man handed her over to the suspect who attempted the act.

the second okada man accepted to ride her to ogoja, but along the way, he stopped on a lonely part
and ask the girl to give him additional N2000 or let him have sex with her, if not he's gonna abandon her there knowing fully well that it was a dengerous place. the girl refused to oblige, he now resorted to forcing his way on her, but luckily for the girl, they were some night Fisher men that over heard her cry and plea who later ran to her rescue.

he was then handed over to the ugboro vigilantes (a community in bekwarra). they disciplined him and they put his hands in native hands cuffs!

pix below!

I broke our kitchen knife!
I was forming hard man with it against my peers,
I stroke it on a plank to intimidate a particular boy but unfortunately for me the knife broke into two parts.!

before that happens my mum warned me to return the knife and stop d rough play but I ignored her warnings.!

Now my mum is a very quiet woman, she rarely talks. and before then she never raised her hand against me. that day I met my Waterloo, she gave me proper beatings that even today I haven't forgotten about it..

I was 7-8 years then and that was d first and last time she ever laid her hand on me. now I'm in my late 20s and I haven't forgotten about that beatings that I received about 20+ years ago.

mum I love u.. best mum on Earth.

this is fake news, nobody was kidnapped and no parents protested.
anyone bringing out this "fake news" is an enemy of this administration. !

laughs! kikikiki

DukeJoe17:
You are emotional weak or maybe you don't have strong will.
This is very bad for a guy like, how do cope with those memories?
Mind you she will never change until her body is slack to the lowest point of no attraction then she'll fall back on you.
ERROR ❌❌❌

you have a point!

Pidginwhisper:
Bro, Everything wey you talk here no be enough reason to stick with a hoe who keeps cheating on you, forget the financial favors you dey get. If na the thing wey make you still dey with her be that, then e no make sense.The cry cry stuff na emotional blackmail. No gamble with your life. You can’t make a wife out of a hoe

true talk! thanks

Bestinstinct:
You are in for a very long thing! I’m sorry but how old are you sir?

serious long thing o!
I'm 28yrs

she sure want to spend the rest of her life with me. I actually want the same thing if not for this her promiscuity.

Pidginwhisper:
Dont you think of getting married to that girl, it’s better you run now.

my brother, I'm in a very state of confusion!

this girl has sacrifice a lot for me during our four years of dating, monetary wise, I'm an unemployed graduate and she is managing in a betting shop and she has been doing d spending and paying of her bills including mine during d course of our relationship. she wouldn't mind sacrificing her last cash just to make me happy.
I know we are both in love with each other. but this her promiscuous behavior is what I can't comprehend. whenever I catch her, she cries, beg and show remorse and promise never to go back. but on a long run I would catch her again maybe with another person.

as I type this, she has hand over 200k from her savings to me, she wants me to add up some amount and start up a business.

To be honest she really wants me to grow financially. but this her cheating habit is what I don't understand.

you need to see this girl whenever I caught her cheating.. very sober, teary, the other day she even attempted suicide when I told her it was over between us

na this kind stories make me d fear marriage!

to think that I have cought my current gf cheated on me in multiple occasions! but we are some how still dating.!

na the head and massage wey him give u d scatter your brain so!
u need to be thankful he told you d truth on time! he is a good man.
if it was a kpekus terror like me, I won't hesitate to break that Hymen.
you are a lucky girl.
BTW, come let me mend your broken heart

offiong187:
Isn't it the same like that Terry G song? �

no sir! apkakwu is in our local dialect. Obudu people, where the governor held from.
it simply means "Devil beans" the plant itches like hell

YoonSung64:
Someone should explain the meaning of Akpakwu

"devil-beans!
the plant that bear itchy seeds!
u dare not come in contact with the shell of d seeds else it itches u and u would end up scratching your skin till you get wounded.

Ayade is from my L.G.A