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360prince: Am glad you replied back immediately. Well, i was thinking that you will ignore my comment because of your big star "NAIRALAND CELEBRITY NO.1". As for the non- christian gladiators, am here for them as " SPACTACUS" to take care of them one after the other. I hope to see your text soon!

Nairaland yeyebrity you mean? princesa don't ignore people, she's down to earth

and erm, Mr. Spatacus, i shall hide at your back incase the gladiators come

Ishilove: So says the Lord of the Desert-ed Thread

indeed
i even just saw a rat scurry past! The spiders are huge and the cobweb are scary! this is a place where them atheists call home and they come out to brag!

360prince: Hello lady PRINCESA, how are you feeling this afternoon ?. I have read through your story and learnt alot from it, Am depending on you. I would have commented but i had no time by then, So i used this particular section to say love everything you wrote. Nice one keep it up.

Hi 360!

Am great

thanks for reading and i hope the journey was worthwhile.

Depending on me for what?

It gladdens my heart still that finally you acknowledge me, you are most welcome.


#anymore replies, please forward it to the thread, before the non-christian gladiators hacks us all up

[quote author=uj_sizzle]lol ofcoz darling, we can sail the ship. Beautiful weather and just the right amount of wind
Come with your swim suit, we're gonna dive [/quote]finally a breath of fresh air!

#swimSuitThingsOnMyMind.

hehehe

Joshthefirst: ^^^Princesa has come to cause wahala (no offense ma'am)

Abeg make una hail princesa with me.

Please bring life to this dead thread ma'am
We officially welcome you to the religion section.

wahala is my middle name.

Thanks for the warm welcome, never mind the grumpy fellow

Logicboy03: ^^^

Did you miss your road?

No i did not. Was only passing and humming one of favorite songs.

Did you know Cohbams is blind and was formerly considering being an atheist?

I guess you don't

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You people talk too much. We have this same topic discussed in 3 different threads

When i'm less busy, i'll feel more inclined to argue. Till then.....[/quote]Till then, can we go sail that ship you promised? My head is wobbly with so much unnecessary arguments on here

Something finally useful today.

Its kukuma her life not anyone else'

Matthew briggs: Different Stroke for different women. Some like their guys nice, some like jerks. I think over time I am gradually meter-morphing from a nice guy into what I call a nice jerk.. Reason been that certain traits of a jerk is quite useful in a relationship. Merging it with my default Niceness, it can help keep things interesting and unpredictable. Enabling one to Stay in control, keeping her on her toes, Making her never see you as weakling or puppet that's predictable or boring.

By default we know most Ladies like to end up marrying the nice guy because of the sense of security he provides, but prefer to date the jerks because of the sense of adventure he give them. Been a nice jerk you get to bring the best of both worlds to the table

#Team Nice Guy with an attitude .

#Mathew briggs no Send you. , Yes you that curvy creature, with a lip I can't wait to kiss.

why do i like you already?




I don't need potatoes love, because am feisty as it is, and you wan come dey dull yourself for my side dey call your self Mr nice guy? Abeg park well Jo! Nice ko, rice ni


#TeamNiceJerk

#struts in singing 'I believe in you' by cohbams Asuquo.#


...Jeeeesus the son of God
I believe in you (X2)

Refrain:
In my darkest night,
you became my light
with your healing hands
You redeemed my sight (x2)

back to chorus.
...Jeeeesus the son of God
I believe in you (X2)

Nomski0: That movie made me actually realize that nice girls dont always tame the bad guys. And sometimes nice guys are the best.

well said

Wouldn't it be a thrilling adventure?







I think it will

Henry praise: the girl sees her self dat way: as a sex tool for guys.

Ihedinobi:

You know, you're a peach. I like you. But you didn't know what nice guys are, to begin with. They're not necessarily dorks or wimps. They're men who think that a woman has worth and therefore treat women with respect and, in a romantic relationship, with devotion.

That's why you didn't get my number. But I got yours

Oh, and say hi to those poor dorks of yours. Tell 'em I said to treat you nice. You're a woman, for heaven's sake. They had better.

really, and i thought guyz are the one with commitment problem. So there's a specie called 'nice guys' that don't think its a big deal? Hmm tell me more.

and thanks, they are treating me just nice.

See wetin ASUU dey cause for me

Ihedinobi: Ok, I don't get it. You say you feel bad for the guy and you get annoyed when I try to help him escape another heartache?

It's not really him, right? It's Princesa, no? She cool, babe, but she ain't you. You know where I'm at - I'm right here, just a boy standin in front of a girl askin her to love him again.

are you guyz like really serious with this

Uju?

Oahray: The good Lawd knows I'm enjoying the 'Princesa/Ihedinobi coded mating dance'

'coded mating dance'?

your imaginations enh..

ITbomb: Time to reorganize my priorities

yes honey, please do. Go out and make more money for us and our kids, don't worry I'd support you, but you definitely have to lead the way

Ihedinobi: Actually, it's just the male chord I'm striking right now.

I'll spare you the long dance. So I'll explain juuuuuust a little.

Suddenly, you find me a challenge, don't you? And girl power has awakened, abi? You want to tame this wild male, no? That's how I take you home, girl. Game over. And I didn't even start out with any intentions of that sort. What has you hooked is my confidence, not my arrogance.

Now you can also call the above arrogance.

very well it stinks of arrogance.

why?


I find every egotistical male a challenge. That's the truth.

My girl power rides everywhere with me

tame? no way, I ain't the Holyspirit, i just wanna set ur priorities straight.

You ain't got the balls yet to take me home, on Nl or off Nl plus i got an official NL husband and an Official lover #hides face #. Nice guys don't thrill princesa. Maybe the other side of her

The only game we are playing here, is me deflating ur pride, arrogance and ego which make you think you're one Mr. Holy and nice guy who has the right to judge a lady because of her past.

And please, its pathetic where you've slanted this argument.

Stop patronizing me, call it quits if you're tired and let me explore other sections. Thank you

Ihedinobi: Oh c'mon, you just hate that you're liking me so damn much. You didn't think a nice guy could get under your skin that easy, did you, hon?

Delusion at its peak.


for the records, you ain't a nice guy yet in my own perspective. You are only striking the arrogant-egotistical-male cord in me right now.


#SosetYourReasonsStraight

Ihedinobi: Uh huh

And I'll bet you want sime poetry in your life too. Money is boring, girl until you can.make real life poetry with it. Ask Uju
#YouKnowWhatYoMissing

like Rick Ross would say : we are talking money and you're talking oyinye.


now take a seat, let me open ur eyes to the harsh truth.

Love without money is near-tasteless, your girlfriend wants money for hair, and you tell her the sun rises in the west and sets on her lovely head? My bro, prepare for war.

Most marriages without money shake often. (wife wants money for house keep and you tell her you are tending the garden of your love, reason why you don't have money to give her, when she no dey chop flower, oga ur name na sorry)


everybody has their snapping point. Money, they say makes the world go round. So dude, if you ain't backing ur poem/epistles with tangible notes...


They bounce around like tiny balls hitting not their mark


#truth

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Hush!! or i'll tip you over that ship






Still love you, but Ihe's my pal and you need to leave him alone.[/quote]He's arrogance is igniting this fire in me to squash it like an egg



but...but...let me think about it

Ihedinobi: Uju, I may be an utter iddiot for thinking so or a total wimp but the sun will rise in the West and set in the North before it's over between us.

I know I sound all strong and invulnerable here, but we both know the truth - you're why. Loving you makes me strong. I dare to challenge popular opinion because you, Venus herself, gave your heart to me, another unimpressive nice guy. You proved that even nice guys can be proud of being nice.

The down times are never going to take away the wonder of being with you. Even when you think you disagree with me, your heart agrees completely with mine. We are tighter everyday even particularly because of our fights.

Pumpkin, this is real. It's not going away. The flowers I buy you are not dead or dying. I'm on my knees in the Garden everyday tending them. Those seeds we planted together... You need to see them now. They exploded into big squat trees. They're threatening to turn our little paradise into a rainforest. That's how our love is, baby. It's here for keeps. And even when our time on earth is done, it'll tell a story stronger than Solomon's songs.

jeez! Do they still use epistles in this 21st century as a strategy for the wooing game?



Dude, flow with the trend, money speaks louder than long boring poems/epistles.


#AndThat'sReality.

Ihedinobi: Chill, girl. Do you realize why you're all upset? It's because you girls like to have your cake and eat it too. You want to have bad-boy fun and still end up with a good guy. Do you think good guus become good by being bad? Let Uj tell you about the movie about a prodigal girl that she saw and I hope that'll be enough.

Let's try an easier example. God is holy and perfect and God loves us who are despicably unholy and imperfect. Yet does He forgive our unholiness and imperfection because He's supposed to? Would it still be Love if it were not free?

Look, I don't care, frankly I don't, if you believe that I'm a nice guy or not. I am what I am. What you believe does nothing to it. What I say does nothing to it. It is not contrary to niceness to call things what they are.

Again, there's a difference between a girl who through no fault of her own got damaged and one who deliberately made a career out of damaging herself. I would never shut the door in the face of a girl like the former. But, a girl who deliberately walks into a type of lifestyle considering me to be a safety net that catches her when she's done with her silliness calculated wrongly. I'm a nice guy, not a fool. I'm only a fool after I fall in love and only the wise kind even then.

Edit: I don't know this story-telling thing y'all are on about. I was a player only briefly. But even when I wasn't, I got girls I liked. The stakes are higher now though.

and guys don't like to eat their cake and have it too? Bleep the willing girls they find around, then retire to the church or villages to find the 'untouched' wives? Yeah right.

Yes he forgives our sin and unholiness if we ask him sincerely from our heart, even if we had done those unholy act deliberately in the past, like the latter girl you cited. (remember the thief, the harl.ot, the crucifiers in the bible?). She asked for your forgiveness and you claim to love her but can't forgive because she had deliberately done bad in the past. So you see, Your God's love argument don't hold water wt ur self-righteous-can't-be-your- safety-nest-theory.

No body Cares if you are a nice guy or not, as you can see, such dudes don't thrill me.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Princesa!!

As arrogant as I think his words are, everyman's still got his choice. Which is why i pray he gets that miracle [/quote]okay then... Thank God, our good Lord is a God of all possibility.

If Jim Iyke could get deliverance, who can't?