axion:
Because I know bad beetches?

You are trying to hook up my man Ihe with 'em bad beetches, hence your dire need to reconcile with Jesus

Ihedinobi:

She? Catch me? I be fish?

Story man dot com

Ishilove:
You are trying to hook up my man Ihe with 'em bad beetches, hence your dire need to reconcile with Jesus

Sorry oh I no know say na your man

aManFromMars:

I have mad respect for that place, my love for the place is as deep as the potholes on their roads...

Tehehehehehehehehe... You no well! No be lie sha! Na so T. A. jus de tear lie anyhow about all de road dem. I no know if him don go fix am now.

Lmao... I kinda pity this guy. Chillax bro and get yourself together.

Ihedinobi:

To avoid an epistle, a man who's led a fairly decent life is under no compulsion to marry a woman with a colorful past because he loves her. There is nothing arrogant about that. If he chooses to forgive her past, that's his prerogative. If he chooses not to, it's just one more consequence she has to suffer for her poor choices. Love is very likely to forgive but it is not obliged to.

I'll say it simply: the day I discover that the woman I trusted with my heart deceived me will be the last good day in her life unless God does something about it.

you are a selfish and arrogant lover, putting up high standards that even you can't keep.

You're judgmental and massage you 'I lived a decent life' ego a lot, just because you had a rosy unspoilt life while growing up, doesn't mean you should expect others to.

A long time lover, finally opens up and tell you about her past, you flip out and send her outta ur house. While she goes on her knee praying for God to change ur heart?

You're wicked! Ika ni e! Where is the nice guy attribute you so proclaim in this act? Arrogance and selfishness reek all over you, jeez!

#are you such a story teller offline? Cos that attitude repulses ladies!

axion:
Sorry oh I no know say na your man

He is

uj_sizzle:
No one's ever asked permission to toast before
If you've been doing so, it's no wonder they say no.
It's a question of pride dude, never ask.

I wasn't asking. You see,no sane guy who is desirous of wooing a gal would be asking her for permission to woo her. I was just joking.

Ishilove:
He is

See as men plenty for queue

Ihedinobi:

You'll be so surprised, man!

Just do what he says.




















If you succeed though, I might have to shoot you. You see, Uj's my wife

Your wife? Then I beta clear road ooo. Me toast another man's wife? Nah. Not even if there are no virgins around anymore.

Ihedinobi:

Oh, how I'm gonna thank God when I get to Heaven for this head of mine! The horrors it's saved me from! Whew!

Smh. It's your blessing and curse all at once

Oahray: Lmao... I kinda pity this guy. Chillax bro and get yourself together.

You mean me,huh?

Danhumprey: I wasn't asking. You see,no sane guy who is desirous of wooing a gal would be asking her for permission to woo her. I was just joking.

Ok u can toast me
I'm in need of another boify since i divorced Mr Epistle up there.

aManFromMars:

I have mad respect for that place, my love for the place is as deep as the potholes on their roads...

choi!!! I yaff die!

Ishilove:
He is

Easy! Ain't no one gonna steal your man.

Danhumprey: Your wife? Then I beta clear road ooo. Me toast another man's wife? Nah. Not even if there are no virgins around anymore.

Pay him no attention. He hasn't gotten used to the fact that it's over between us

princesa:
you are a selfish and arrogant lover, putting up high standards that even you can't keep.

You're judgmental and massage you 'I lived a decent life' ego a lot, just because you had a rosy unspoilt life while growing up, doesn't mean you should expect others to.

A long time lover, finally opens up and tell you about her past, you flip out and send her outta ur house. While she goes on her knee praying for God to change ur heart?

You're wicked! Ika ni e! Where is the nice guy attribute you so proclaim in this act? Arrogance and selfishness reek all over you, jeez!

#are you such a story teller offline? Cos that attitude repulses ladies!

Princesa!!

As arrogant as I think his words are, everyman's still got his choice. Which is why i pray he gets that miracle

Honeric? Geez when was the last time i saw u


Oahray, howdy?

uj_sizzle:
Princesa!!

As arrogant as I think his words are, everyman's still got his choice. Which is why i pray he gets that miracle

okay then... Thank God, our good Lord is a God of all possibility.

If Jim Iyke could get deliverance, who can't?

axion:
See as men plenty for queue

I'm hot commodity

ITbomb:
Call me when you two would need babies , I have assorted twins in my loins.

*pukes*
ewww mehn

princesa:

okay then... Thank God, our good Lord is a God of all possibility.

If Jim Iyke could get deliverance, who can't?

You get wahala sha

uj_sizzle:
Ok u can toast me
I'm in need of another boify since i divorced Mr Epistle up there.

Well,if it's true you have divorced him,then it's understandable why Ishilove is claiming him.

uj_sizzle:
Oahray, howdy?

Uju
I'm finer than the powder you used this morning
How your side? Been uhmm... ages.

This is one hell of a funny thread sha

Danhumprey: Well,if it's true you have divorced him,then it's understandable why Ishilove is claiming him.

I'm not claiming him. I'm just saying he's my man. Manfriend. Friend who is a man.

uj_sizzle:
Pay him no attention. He hasn't gotten used to the fact that it's over between us

Okay,if that's the case,here we go:


Uj darling,would be my one and only sweetheart,who would always be there for me at all time,and I promise to always be there for you,and stand by you in every situation?

Ishilove:
I'm hot commodity

Oh! We know,right? That's why even Mr. Axion is drooling over you.

princesa:
you are a selfish and arrogant lover, putting up high standards that even you can't keep.

You're judgmental and massage you 'I lived a decent life' ego a lot, just because you had a rosy unspoilt life while growing up, doesn't mean you should expect others to.

A long time lover, finally opens up and tell you about her past, you flip out and send her outta ur house. While she goes on her knee praying for God to change ur heart?

You're wicked! Ika ni e! Where is the nice guy attribute you so proclaim in this act? Arrogance and selfishness reek all over you, jeez!

#are you such a story teller offline? Cos that attitude repulses ladies!

Chill, girl. Do you realize why you're all upset? It's because you girls like to have your cake and eat it too. You want to have bad-boy fun and still end up with a good guy. Do you think good guus become good by being bad? Let Uj tell you about the movie about a prodigal girl that she saw and I hope that'll be enough.

Let's try an easier example. God is holy and perfect and God loves us who are despicably unholy and imperfect. Yet does He forgive our unholiness and imperfection because He's supposed to? Would it still be Love if it were not free?

Look, I don't care, frankly I don't, if you believe that I'm a nice guy or not. I am what I am. What you believe does nothing to it. What I say does nothing to it. It is not contrary to niceness to call things what they are.

Again, there's a difference between a girl who through no fault of her own got damaged and one who deliberately made a career out of damaging herself. I would never shut the door in the face of a girl like the former. But, a girl who deliberately walks into a type of lifestyle considering me to be a safety net that catches her when she's done with her silliness calculated wrongly. I'm a nice guy, not a fool. I'm only a fool after I fall in love and only the wise kind even then.

Edit: I don't know this story-telling thing y'all are on about. I was a player only briefly. But even when I wasn't, I got girls I liked. The stakes are higher now though.

Oahray: Uju
I'm finer than the powder you used this morning
How your side? Been uhmm... ages.

This is one hell of a funny thread sha

Funny thread? Tell me you didn't just said 'funny thread'.

Danhumprey: Okay,if that's the case,here we go:


Uj darling,would be my one and only sweetheart,who would always be there for me at all time,and I promise to always be there for you,and stand by you in every situation?

lwkm... I forsee another thread like this coming up.

This time, inspired by Uju

Ishilove:
I'm not claiming him. I'm just saying he's my man. Manfriend. Friend who is a man.

Hmmmmmm. Man friend could be taken to mean something else.