₦airaland Forum

Urgent1Million:
That's roughly $3.8k a month.
Is that what you spend or what you earn?

what I earn bt

dollypi:
Monthly? USD? In Nigeria?

No, yearly.
And not in Nigeria

$46k before tax

Hmm

Michelle70:
I'll say around 5
Religious seems to me like the biggest lie people tell

I have read an agreed to all terms and conditions is the biggest lie people tell

Hmm

wegevv:
Might? He has zero chance lol

In 2015 Jonathan’s PDP got 1.4 million votes in Rivers after Governor Chibuike Amaechi (rivers state Governor at the time) defected to APC and supported Buhari. You know how many votes Buhari got? Less than 80k

Wike isn’t even supporting Tinubu publicly. If you think Tinubu can hit 25% in Rivers because Wike is rumoured to be privately supporting him then I have a bridge to sell you.



Bro! The fact that Wike and Rivers people have managed to get Tinubu to waste valuable time in the last few days of the election in a state where he has almost zero chance of getting 25% is surely one of the greatest storylines of this election

lol afa

During my schooling days in the states, I met this guy whom I had crush on, he had a girlfriend and was fully committed to her, so didn't want anything to do with me, I was obsessed about him though, I told my Nigerian friend about it and he came up with a plan that he(my friend/cousin) was going to make my crush's girlfriend cheat on my crush and fasten their breakup.
So days later, my cousin and the lady started talking, he asked her about her man and she told him she has a boyfriend but wouldn't mind having a no string attached fun. (My cousin is kinda cute though).
She began to cheat on my crush with my cousin as everything was going according to plan. My cousin called her boyfriend and told him that his girlfriend was cheating on him and that he(my cousin) was also a victim as he thought she doesn't have a man, but noticed she does when he went through her phone.
My cousin invited my crush to his apartment when the girl will be around, he caught his girlfriend and that was the end of the relationship.
As a Nigerian girl, I quickly took advantage of the situation and comforted my crush through these period, without him knowing about my cousin and I.
I spend time with my crush, cook his meal and spend most nights in his place, things escalated quickly and sex happened, Ofcos I had to give it a little push cos I had already wished to give him my body so he doesn't miss anything from his ex. I became a committed and loyal girlfriend.
After my schooling I had to come back to Nigeria but never wanted to leave him, we still keep in touch and making plans to go back.
I have tried not to be in any relationship yet and still want to get back to my boyfriend.

Hehe

Wow.
She's beautiful though

Hmmm

Tribal, religious, gender and political violence.

You guys are far worse than the racial abuse seen in the US, how do you still live together?

Tenrack:
LoL I'm glad it does. Took you eons to find though.

Merry Christmas

Merry christmass

Tenrack:
Princess80 She's such a sweet soul.

hehe.
This makes me happy.

I appreciate

Tenrack:
hey there! Gorgeous.

Yo

Kingnelson9:
That is what you thought but that is not the fact.

Beauty is relative and can never be a fact.

Its just individual preference

Kingnelson9:
I think you are fat. Ain't you?

I think she is beautiful

Bahamas95:
Most Nigerians reason like goats. Whenever they see someone riding a bicycle they either call you a poor man or they say you're behaving like a child.


I can't wait to leave this pathetic country, most Nigerians are so annoying.

I could percieve your toxicity from 10,000km

Jennyclay:
Pls don't mind him. Take a look at his 3 beautiful kids God bless him with and I'm wondering why he refused to tie the knot. Like you said already, karma is a bitch, thank God he has a female child.
Bittered guys like Zonefree, Kollins11, Mitchell96 are adding salt to airforce1 injury. I'm speechless.

I think this comment is just a heartless attack on the OP and colouring the lady a victim of this fiasco.

Except it was a case of rape, the lady is just a demi-devil like ya'll paint the man

You could often use cologne.

Most people here who couldnt afford a car use bicycle.

Maybe except u are living in manhattan, NY.
Then you could need a bicycle which could help with the traffic

creolehunt:
What part of the attached images shows she doesnt give her husband peace?

When i saw his comment, i thought i read the chats wrongly.

I had to reread. lolz

Fountainofyouth:
What the hell is cloaca?

I'll Google it.

Lolz.

Its the urethral and genital orifice of vertebrates

Fountainofyouth:
Jeon

Apart from the first picture you posted, what animals are the rest?

Is that a snake? As in the man put his diick into the mouth of a snake

That wasnt the snake's mouth.

That was the cloaca, its disgusting nonetheless.

Kingnelson9:
You tried but I am not satisfied with this answer...

Red apple is a tropical fruit, grown mostly in Africa.

Green apple is a temperate fruit that is only grown in temperate regions

I saved 90% of it.
i was still in my parents house then.

Emu4life:
You cant change your Language and Culture. They are Arabs and Africans just like Algeria, Egypt, Tunisia and Libya.
They are more Arabs than they are Africans but they are Africans playing the World Cup under Confederation Of African Football (CAF).

Politically they are Arabs,
geographically they are Africans.

In a football game like the worldcup which has less political influence, the Moroccans are reapresenting Africa and not Arabs

clinician2x:
You are very stupid.

You can't even recognize a statement made at heart and damage control. Why are Morocco playing the Arab cup if they are more African than others. Mumu

Wow, I'd never believe their is also racism in Africa

SMH.

So feral

Hmmm.

There are lots of gays scattered on the planet

yemmit90:
People will simply keep alot of cash at home, and there would be too much money in circulation. The policy doesn't make any sense to be honest.

200 or less denominations is more than ok to discourage heavy withdrawal. If I want to withdraw anything above 10k, I rarely patronize #500 ATM, let alone 200 or less.

The central bank wont be producing so many cash.
If you hoard the notes, then paper currency will not be there for people to access as you people already have limited notes.
If you bring it out, others will hoard it which will in turn make everyone go cashless.

Thats what i believe though