big_bumper:

No way, the chapter would only close when the tube starts running to full efficiency and I am able to get a seat, no reclining bed, in rush hour.

Oh come now gurl, be realistic! Ok ok I have a solution for u.
If u ride from the beginning of the line (maybe the first or second station),
U'll get a seat I promise. . .lol

Yeah I do have a tongue piercing. . .
I sed a tongue web piercing or a
tongue webbing. . . I'll add a pic . . .

Hey iice,
have u eva seen a tongue web piercing?
wut do u think of it?
I saw it and I sorta dig it so I'm thinkin about
gettin it done. . .

@big_bumper

hahaha!! naw. . .London's betta than New York. . .chapter closed!

Yup I have lots of black dresses!
I have lots of black everything. . .
Yeah I'm totally goth. . .

tRoOE:

@Ice
Have your sister seen any improvement since she started doing acrylic nails
But the problem is that acrylic weakens nails, with some other disadvantage jare, it looks cute when you get it done but the after effects make the nails tacky

It wudn't be so bad tho if sum ppl didn't like FORCE the nails off
wen they tired or wunna get it redone. Seriously, if there's new
growth, get it refilled and then wait till the glue starts to weaken and let
the nails come off themselves. That's wut I do and ma nails aren't weak.
I see ppl forcing it off and I'm like, "LAWD!! Wut happens lady if ur nails
COMES OFF with that? " LOL. . .

big_bumper:

Ehen, see as you dey take side concede small small, If I had to pay over £4000 to travel into London on the National Rail service, I would expect their service to be more than excellent.

Uhn? I don't get it. . .wut do u mean?

Ugh. . .New York. . .well I jus don't like the US generally
so that is ma first bias.
But yeah wuheva. . .I still prefer London.

big_bumper:

Heaven help us if you consider travelling in a tube packed like sardines and waiting hours for buses to turn up good transportation.

At least in America where bus services stops around the evening, they always come on time and their Metro system ain't half bad too.

Still though, it's London all the way.

Seriously tho, New York and London have shittier transportation than the rest of Europe (I mean
France, Spain, BELGIUM, Netherlands) but yeah I still think London has betta transportation than New York.
Every public transportation is bound to have people packed like Sardines at sum point. . .come on! during rush hour. .
Plus apart from the tubes, the national rail services for examples, those are EXCELLENT!! Jus ma opinion. . .

OMG!! Ur nails!
Lucky BI-A-TCH!!!!

Isha-wuru scared the F*CK outa me!!!!

. . .was gorgeous. . . he's all fat and shit now

SANAA LATHAN till death do us part!!

I like em. . .they used to scare me A LOT tho wen I was
younger. . .I used to think the demons were fo real!

WESTLIFE!! Loves of ma life!!!!!!!
I love that band so much
and I've always wanted to be Mrs. Shane *dreams*
I hope ma man doesn't see this

Ma finger nails are ugly as a result of
many years of continious biting!
I always have em done. . .yeah fake nails wuheva. . .
Ma toe nails howeva look sweet ALL THE FREAKIN time!!
I get a pedicure every month!! CLEAN AND FRESH!!

Ma man is two/three inches shorter than me.
Wut's rong with short?
LEAVE THE MAN BE!!!

short sleeved turtle neck and boyshorts

. . .yeah ok 2nd Class, 100th class.
Ur point is?

I'm half Nigerian, half Mosotho (from Lesotho)

Ma hair's natural.
It's not totally kaffir hare (kinky african hair).
It's soft to the touch and curly. . .plus I have it PRETTY short
so I don't need to perm it!

IBEXY:

Third class or second class??

Bollocks !!!

I know the kind of people who will dream up this tag:

those jealous brothers who got their visa applications rejected by the American or British embassy

ROFLMAO!!!!! I agree with u. . .

I ABHORR: 
* When someone finishes the cereal or milk or suga and don't say nothin
about it till I need sum.
* Havin my door (or any door) left open - I'm the opposite of claustrophobic)
* When people in Nigeria who haven't seen me for years ask me questions
like "what class are u now?" - MIND UR BEEZY!!
* Unannounced visitors when I go to Nigeria. . .ma parents make sure we don't
offer them even cold water to drink. . .fools!
* Being told I should be able to do summin because I'm black/african - I'll rip your f***in
face off for tellin me that shit!
* People that act funny, judge and/or pity me because I have a son and live with his
father without being married - GO FLUSH URSELF DOWN MA TOILET!
* Big spacious rooms - Please use up all the space man!
* Wrong grammer e.g.

Sexyabby:

*I hate people that thinks that they're always right
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I'm very sorry ma'am but people is plural so u can't say "thinks". THINK!
I saw it on another post. . .sorry to pick on urs. Please don't be offended!
*Talkin on the phone. . . except with ma baby's daddy, I hate long phone convos.

More to come when I remember. . . 

#2 for me. . .she's pretty!!

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!
Especially shoes!! LAWD LAWD!!!

Models are still skinny. . . they jus can't look sickly!

LMAO!! Diabolic powers. . .
They say the same about ankle bracelets.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!

iice:

Very true!!

MC! hahhhh its not soo painful well depending on where you pierce and your tolerance for pain .
I wasn't freaked out with the body suspension thing. . .when i first saw it, i was like cool!. . .how do they get the skin to not rip apart? LMAO yeah the male ones are

OMG ARE U KIDDIN?! I was so freaked out and then of course
had the same thot, "HOW THE HELL DOES THEIR SKIN NOT RIP OFF?"
GODDAYUM!!! lol. . .but still I'd NEVER EVER do it. . .ok let's be truthful
Maybe if I was paid 1 million pounds/euros/dollars

london is just like new york with betta transportation!!! :d

Man! This is ma favoritest topic by far
on nairaland!

For me, personally, Living in the UK, Europe and the US (I've lived everywhere)
has so many advantages and I'd much rather live out
here than in Nigeria. Doesn't mean I don't love ma home. . .
I'm jus being realistic and sayin how it is for me.
I love to visit home, eat excellent food, see old friends but at the
end of ma lil' vacation, I always am glad to be back to ma second home.
I probably won't move back to Nigeria because of ma family's situation
(ma baby's daddy's South African, I'm half mosotho (from Lesotho), Ma
baby's an EU citizen. . . ma man wud prefer that if we were moving away from
Europe that we'd probably move to South Africa) but I'll NEVER forget home.
Ma baby (I LOVE MA BABY!!) must kno that he has Nigerian roots and must
love it!!